Bad Jokes Thread

[JohnnyR]

So what did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing, it just waved!

;-P

[Fl@sh]

What has four legs, two grey and two brown?

[JimmyThePick]

A TV antenna and a FM receiver antenna got married. The wedding was unremarkable, however the reception was stellar.

[carlos spicey weener]

Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of sand?

[Xela]

What has four legs, two grey and two brown?

I need a clue ...but I'm thinking pink latex, sausage dogs and unicorns..am I close?

[JohnnyR]

I give up Fl@sh, what is it?

[Xela]

Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of sand?
You can't unload a truckload of sand with a pitchfork.

[JohnnyR]

You can't unload a truckload of sand with a pitchfork.

Freaking A that is gruesome.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
(apologies in advance to the Bravehearts!)

[Xela]

Mick Jagger says "Hey, You, Get Off Of My Cloud" and a Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe"

[JimmyThePick]

You can't unload a truckload of sand with a pitchfork.

very funny and yet very, very wrong.

[Thunder Child]

So what did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing, it just waved!

;-P

What's this, Johnny, a one-man Forum rescue attempt!

[Xela]

Q:Why do elephants paint their balls red?
A: So they can hide apple trees.

[Xela]

Q: How did Tarzan die?

A: Picking apples.

[Thunder Child]

Just for you old friend -

Two rubber johnnies are walking down a street in San Francisco and pass a bar. One johnny nudges the other johnny and asks, "Hey, want to go get ****-faced?"

[MWaddict]

I give up Fl@sh, what is it?

An Elephant with a diarrhea.

[marklinalexanderho]

how do scientists keep their breaths fresh?

with experi-mints =)

[JimmyThePick]

how do scientists keep their breaths fresh?

with experi-mints =)

And i was thinking Mentos LOL.

[carlos spicey weener]

If you were sailing, what would the term "Spar Lash" refer to?

[Xela]

If you were sailing, what would the term "Spar Lash" refer to?

The term "Spar Lash" refers to the sound the anchor makes when it hits the water.

[carlos spicey weener]

What's green and turns red at the push of a button?

[Xela]

What's green and turns red at the push of a button?

A frog in a blender.

[Adm.J]

Modern War

[Adm.J]

Oh, wait I've got another one!

Gree support.

[Agent Orange]

What has four legs, two grey and two brown?

Flash the unicorn avatar..... :rolleyes:

[Agent Orange]

What's green and turns red at the push of a button?

New players being hammered by veteran players in Modern War?