Funny Crimecity Moments

[TZora]

thought of starting a thread to share some funny crimecity moments. i'll begin with a screenshot of the rivals list ...

nonose .. nonuts .. LMAO

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403518/640/13403518.jpg

got any funny screenies or funny moments to share? go ahead, make our day :)

[TZora]

here's another one .. not that funny but clever (guess that's the right word to use) :)

http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403541/640/13403541.jpg

figured what's funny about this pic?

[TZora]

another one .. and i'm sure many will love it ..

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403550/640/13403550.jpg

lol ok didn't mean to be rude dippy, just TZing u a little :p

[TZora]

nothing can match the humor in this screenie :o

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403562/640/13403562.jpg

this one takes all the fun in the world .. not! that's some grees-hit hehe

[sister morphine]

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zpsc407509c.png
How can I resist? :cool:

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zps907b57da.png
I mean, they had to be the genuine article!

[TZora]

tell me this one wins the last rank .. both ends covered lolol

[BigMoney]

I've posted this before, but my favorite scratcher:

http://i.imgur.com/FUSbDzT.jpg

Spoiler: what I actually won - http://i.imgur.com/KK8zBFO.jpg

[piratehtd]

I wish I had a screenshot of it because of course without one it never happened. When droid first got the boss events, I loaded it up and it was so buggy that the boss' clothes and hair didn't load. So the first boss I ever beat on this game was a bald naked one haha.

[sister morphine]

I think someone else had that and posted a pic here, so we'll believe you, lol. I've seen loads of avatars with exploding clothes in KA. Always funny

[(CCK) Cam]

I don't have a picture, but someone's name was Loser TylerDurden.

[(CCK) Cam]

And someone's name was ownueasy:) with the smiley and I had double his stats. I robbed everything he had. Looks like it was the other way around.

[Countingtoes]

The funniest thing I saw was a player called lol, and his hood was hundreds of pine trees, covering every square inch apart from a small gap in the middle with a bench in it, words don't do it justice really

[(CCK) Cam]

And someone's name was ownueasy:) with the smiley and I had double his stats. I robbed everything he had. Looks like it was the other way around.just robbed him again

[Lager]

This was a common result from awhile back.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/LAGERBRU/image_zps75bbd3e0.jpg (http://s156.photobucket.com/user/LAGERBRU/media/image_zps75bbd3e0.jpg.html)

[sister morphine]

And someone's name was ownueasy:) with the smiley and I had double his stats. I robbed everything he had. Looks like it was the other way around.

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zps35c97c8c.png
Yup! :cool: this was fun, call me

[sister morphine]

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zpseb203100.jpg
This was funner though! :D

[sister morphine]

Wonder if this is the same guy?

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zps5223e180.png

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zpsa96bc79c.png

[BigMoney]

I don't understand your last two posts, but probably because I don't know who Deluxe/CK Vagatarian are.

[SOGO]

nothing can match the humor in this screenie :o

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403562/640/13403562.jpg

this one takes all the fun in the world .. not! that's some grees-hit hehe
They need to replace that OKAY button with this:

http://i.imgur.com/J186sKW.jpg

[c00guy]

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zps35c97c8c.png
Yup! :cool: this was fun, call me

Lol!! Hey sister, leave Cam alone! He's a nice guy :)

[sister morphine]

Lol!! Hey sister, leave Cam alone! He's a nice guy :)
Lol, I only tickled him once! ;) that guy he was boasting about hitting twice has stats about 50-60K and an iph of $128k. Cam should pick on someone more his own size, maybe

[sister morphine]

I don't understand your last two posts, but probably because I don't know who Deluxe/CK Vagatarian are.
The old Vageterian was a hacker and CK hater. Did you miss the CK=RAT sign. If its the same guy kind of funny that he's now a CK member.

Deluxe used to post on the forum I think, but got banned a while ago.

[c00guy]

another one .. and i'm sure many will love it ..

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/13403550/640/13403550.jpg

lol ok didn't mean to be rude dippy, just TZing u a little :p

After all that advice on henchmen, Dippy!! You need to buy 3 more henchmen :D

http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/laughing-hyena.jpg

[wa7sh]

after all that advice on henchmen, dippy!! You need to buy 3 more henchmen :d

http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/laughing-hyena.jpg

finally it has come.

[out of names]

NOOB queztion, what r henchmen

[TZora]

should allow dipstik to reply to this post since he's the henchmen expert :)

[bald zeemer]

After all that advice on henchmen, Dippy!! You need to buy 3 more henchmen :D

http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/laughing-hyena.jpg

*cough*modifier*cough*

[mxz]

After all that advice on henchmen, Dippy!! You need to buy 3 more henchmen :Dlol

Funny when noobs try trolling and fail. :rolleyes::cool:

[(CCK) Cam]

Lol!! Hey sister, leave Cam alone! He's a nice guy :)LOL!! Thanks c00guy.

[c00guy]

lol

Funny when noobs try trolling and fail. :rolleyes::cool:

Lol, I gotta come up with that guide so peeps stop calling me a n00b!

[SexyMelina]

Nothing can beat this: Lupo on the Indian Hit List. (True Story).

[jaxx]

funniest thing I've seen. this smuch with casinos at level 108. scum.

edit: sorry didnt know couldnt post pic of cheaters.
well this guy had two casinos at level 108. most blatant cheater i've seen!

[sister morphine]

funniest thing I've seen. this smuch with casinos at level 108. scum.
So report him for hacking. You really should take the pix down and scrub the guy's name, otherwise it could be you getting a forum ban. Stupid I know, but that's the upside down world of Gree.

[sister morphine]

Nothing can beat this: Lupo on the Indian Hit List. (True Story).
That does remind me of the time several Indians changed their names to Lupo during a leaderboard event. I'd left CK by then but suggested to a friend there that CK members should change their names to Lupo too. The result can be guessed, lol

[jaxx]

So report him for hacking. You really should take the pix down and scrub the guy's name, otherwise it could be you getting a forum ban. Stupid I know, but that's the upside down world of Gree.

oops i didnt know!!
how to you report someone?

[sister morphine]

oops i didnt know!!
how to you report someone?
Send ticket

Menu > More > Help > Contact Support

Give the info - player name, level, what they've done (building casinos in this case) and if you can find it, their player code. Some are stupid enough to post it on their own wall. Also leave a message on their wall; nothing accusing. Something like "nice casinos" and tell support you've done so. It'll help them locate the guy.

I'd also recommend you take a screenshot of the casinos and one of his profile. When you tap the okay button your message will be turned into an email. To add your screenshots tap cancel on the email and save draft. You can then copy and paste them on and send as normal.

It's quite likely you'll just get some canned message saying are you still experiencing this issue. If so send a follow up with all the same info. These days I wouldn't expect the guy to get banned. They might delete the buildings from his hood and what have you, but the days when cheats got banned seem to be over.

[Pornogirl]

I've posted this before, but my favorite scratcher:

http://i.imgur.com/FUSbDzT.jpg

Spoiler: what I actually won - http://i.imgur.com/KK8zBFO.jpg


Hahaha, had a few times. What was o. The scratch card actually loaded before I scratched it. What spoiler...

[mxz]

How about when xenoke called out all the "girls" on the forum?

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?18895-CALLING-OUT-all-SO-called-female-members-of-this-board.!

[BigMoney]

Wonder if this is the same guy?

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zps5223e180.png

http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y503/SisterMorphine63/null_zpsa96bc79c.png

I want you to know that I found (CK) Vagatarian and asked him this question. His response:

"no prob was a copycat. I wass the first with this name. what level is he?"

[sister morphine]

Possible but unlikely. The other one was on level 78 (or very close) way back when Sweet Virginia was on that level. She's now level 160 or 161. Vageterian is long gone - he had two black widows and two of another event prize. He might have had a connection with another banned cheat, the milkman of brisbane, and possibly with another person calling themselves CK is a rat.

[the_brein]

Just now. Gree said screw it!!! We got no one else for you. Take it or leave it.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s210/the_brein/395C0574-54CB-45A3-8BA3-ED30EE0D63AE-21528-00000B53DD4DFB9C.jpg

[(CCK) Cam]

Just now. Gree said screw it!!! We got no one else for you. Take it or leave it.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s210/the_brein/395C0574-54CB-45A3-8BA3-ED30EE0D63AE-21528-00000B53DD4DFB9C.jpgthe_brein? You're back? I thought you quit.

[the_brein]

the_brein? You're back? I thought you quit. I got what was owed. I am a happy camper. I tried giving my account away. But this dumb transferring problem prevented me. Thanks for not being sarcastic in asking bud : )

Also, is it still a good idea to keep that coupe in your sig? Seeing as to everyone and they's mama gots one now!!!

[OneHoop]

I think everyone can appreciate this one!
M@

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26472764/Photo%20Jun%2029%2C%206%2055%2006%20AM.png

[c00guy]

Time to have the Assassin's coat in your signature since it takes quite some effort :D Lol

[TZora]

I think everyone can appreciate this one!
M@

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26472764/Photo Jun 29%2C 6 55 06 AM.png
that's a huge LOL in the developers' face :D

[crazymac]

I think everyone can appreciate this one!
M@

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26472764/Photo%20Jun%2029%2C%206%2055%2006%20AM.png

is that elite mode prize?

[TZora]

yeah ... you start the event with 10 wins and you get the grand prize for free .. thereafter, going any further is at your own discretion. oh well, if you are so desperate to earn that awesome looking prize with stats 55/126 ... hmmm lemme think .. nevermind.