“What’s Opera Doc REG Parody”

[Maverick50727]

Those in REG know that Tate and I (Maverick) have a WD point contest going on between us during the Battle for Madagascar. Most likely Tate will win as he is a lower level allowing him more WD points. We play free or very little gold. The purpose of this thread to document this epic struggle and embarrass him in the process (the last laugh). The battle is not over though until the fat lady sings.

For history sake it started with tease to him and others in the faction about what they were bringing to this battle especially since most no longer spend gold. I myself used the Marvin Martian Avatar and was bringing my Illiudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator, while Tate was given the Elmer Fudd Avatar and was bringing his Spear and Magic Helmet!!! We each have had the lead several times during this battle and I as Marvin Martian had to say “Gee, now I’ll to create more martians” and also called upon my Cicada alien menace horde attacking the east coast in my VA area. This allowed me the lead again, but only briefly.

Maverick


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Tate


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While I am Marvin Martian, I chose to immortalize this epic struggle in this parody of “What’s Opera Doc?” as Bugs Bunny. Hope you enjoy it and I get the last laugh when the Fat Lady Sings.

[Maverick50727]

“What’s Opera Doc REG Parody”
Cast
Elmer Fudd – Tate
Bugs Bunny – Maverick (maverick50727/Mav)
Brunhilde - (Maverick in disguise as Hello Kitty)




The Flying Dutchman overture:

[Elmer Fudd (Tate) directs a violent storm]

General opera recitative-style music:


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Tate: Be very quiet... I'm hunting Maverick
Tate: Maverick tracks!
Tate: Kill the Maverick, kill the Maverick, kill the Maverick!
Tate: Yo ho to oh! Yo ho to oh! Yo ho!

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Siegfried's Horn Call from the Ring Cycle:

[Enter Bugs Bunny (Maverick)]

Maverick: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Maverick: Might I enquire to ask, eh, are bringing McDoc?

Ride of the Valkyries:

Tate: I'm going to kill the Maverick!
Maverick: O mighty warrior, t'will be quite a task


Siegfried's Horn Call:

Maverick: How will you do it, might I enquire to ask?

General recitative music:

Tate: I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!
Maverick: Your spear and magic helmet?
Tate: Spear and magic helmet!
Maverick: Magic helmet?
Tate: Magic helmet!
Maverick: [Dismissively] Magic helmet...
Tate: Yes, 'magic helmet,' and I'll give you a sample...


Flying Dutchman overture:

[Elmer (Tate) demonstrates his power]


Maverick: Bye

[Bugs (Maverick) runs away]

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Ride of the Valkyries from The Valkyries:

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[Maverick appears, dressed as Brunhilde (Hello Kitty), riding
a zophtic white mare. Tate is lovestruck.]

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Tate: Oh Hello Kitty, you're so lovely
Hello Kitty (Maverick): Yes I know it... I can't help it
Tate: Oh Hello Kitty, be my love


[Love Scene]

Bacchanal from Tannhauser:

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[Elmer and Bugs Pas de Deux]

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Tate: Return my love, a longing burns deep inside me
Hello Kitty (Maverick): Return my love, I want you always beside me
Tate: A love like ours must be
Hello Kitty (Maverick): Made for you and for me
Hello Kitty (Maverick) & Tate: Return, won't you return my love, for my love is yours

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[ Bugs' hat and golden braids fall off, revealing Maverick’s true identity]

Ride of the Valkyries:


Tate: I'll kill the Maverick!

[Tate directs a violent Thunder Child storm]


Tate: Arise storms
Tate: North winds blow, south winds blow
Tate: Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes... PUN!
Tate: Fl@sh lightning! Strike the Maverick!

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[Maverick lies dead]


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Tannhauser overture:


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Tate: What have I done? I've killed the Maverick...
Tate: Poor little buddy, poor little Maverick...


[Tate walks away carrying Maverick’s dead body]


Maverick: [spoken word - aside to audience]
Well, what did you expect in Modern War? A happy ending?

[Maverick50727]

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