Dorjee
05-30-2013, 02:38 PM
This just in from the Daily Planet
Gree has lost a mayjor class action lawsuit against them by the many players of Kingdom Age.
The players unhappy with the way the game is going they say that the game is becoming less fun to play and for some reason no matter how hard they try they just can't stop playing or spending money on gems.*
A few have been reported by previous family members of how they lost their loved one to the game constantly muttering "My Precious My precious" as they continually buy mountains of gems.
Many have lost their homes family and friends to this relentless game.
There has been careful investigation to determine if their is some sort of mind control programed into the game.
Ex Cia director Smith, had no comments as to his employment with Gree and wether he had implemented the old CIA Mind Kontol project into the game.*
The Judge Magoo was the first judge after multiple attempts of a class action lawsuit against Gree by the players, to rule in their favor. Is is reported that he was imune to the effects of the Mind Kontrol used by Agent smith while being questioned. Some ponder if it is due to the fact he is legally blind without the glasses he refuses to wear.
Gree must now change thier name to Gree'd.
Gree'd must also pay for treatments of any players requesting it, by Arkham Asylum, for the use of Mind Kontrol on the players. Symptoms are known to be:
The repetative mention of the words "My Precious"
The inability to stop purchasing mountains of gems.
The inability to stop playing the game.
Unfortunately most players have not requested the services provided by Arkham Asylum.
We have interviewed a few players.
Anonymous " I don't know whats wrong with me I am starting to hate the game i complain about it all the time i say i am gonna quit but i just keep playing "
Anonymous" I said i would not purchase any more gems from Kingdom Age till they fix issues in the game but i just keep saying 'My Precious' as i buy more mountains of gems. It's like somthing is in controll of me"
From Gree'd formaly known as Gree
"We weren't worried in the least they keep complaining, but obviously they like it cause our number keep going up. They say they will quit if we make more quests non stop and make wars longer than three days. According to our market analysis it shows, what they really mean is they want to war every weekend and they are just kiding with us they love the game.
This epidemic has spread across the world. Is there no hope.
There is one person that has been reported to have stoped playing Kingdom Age. When we asked how he did it, he said " It was simple I just started playing Crime City and Modern War.
Gree has lost a mayjor class action lawsuit against them by the many players of Kingdom Age.
The players unhappy with the way the game is going they say that the game is becoming less fun to play and for some reason no matter how hard they try they just can't stop playing or spending money on gems.*
A few have been reported by previous family members of how they lost their loved one to the game constantly muttering "My Precious My precious" as they continually buy mountains of gems.
Many have lost their homes family and friends to this relentless game.
There has been careful investigation to determine if their is some sort of mind control programed into the game.
Ex Cia director Smith, had no comments as to his employment with Gree and wether he had implemented the old CIA Mind Kontol project into the game.*
The Judge Magoo was the first judge after multiple attempts of a class action lawsuit against Gree by the players, to rule in their favor. Is is reported that he was imune to the effects of the Mind Kontrol used by Agent smith while being questioned. Some ponder if it is due to the fact he is legally blind without the glasses he refuses to wear.
Gree must now change thier name to Gree'd.
Gree'd must also pay for treatments of any players requesting it, by Arkham Asylum, for the use of Mind Kontrol on the players. Symptoms are known to be:
The repetative mention of the words "My Precious"
The inability to stop purchasing mountains of gems.
The inability to stop playing the game.
Unfortunately most players have not requested the services provided by Arkham Asylum.
We have interviewed a few players.
Anonymous " I don't know whats wrong with me I am starting to hate the game i complain about it all the time i say i am gonna quit but i just keep playing "
Anonymous" I said i would not purchase any more gems from Kingdom Age till they fix issues in the game but i just keep saying 'My Precious' as i buy more mountains of gems. It's like somthing is in controll of me"
From Gree'd formaly known as Gree
"We weren't worried in the least they keep complaining, but obviously they like it cause our number keep going up. They say they will quit if we make more quests non stop and make wars longer than three days. According to our market analysis it shows, what they really mean is they want to war every weekend and they are just kiding with us they love the game.
This epidemic has spread across the world. Is there no hope.
There is one person that has been reported to have stoped playing Kingdom Age. When we asked how he did it, he said " It was simple I just started playing Crime City and Modern War.