Guess the pirate...

[Dutchie]

It is Friday, it is a slow day and I thought of a game called... Guess the Pirate!

http://i45.tinypic.com/35mjcrl.jpg

Who do you think this is?

Yes, this is a legitimate account, so please do not raise a hacker support ticket when you come across him or even worse, he comes to you :)

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

[steveo127]

ahhh sh*t i meant PJ
It is Friday, it is a slow day and I thought of a game called... Guess the Pirate!

http://i45.tinypic.com/35mjcrl.jpg

Who do you think this is?

Yes, this is a legitimate account, so please do not raise a hacker support ticket when you come across him or even worse, he comes to you :)

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

[sraghav42]

I don't think it's PJ cause he said that he had about a million stats

[Speed ump]

Aw man, no one voting for me? I get no respect.

[S&H Max]

Speed Ump we maybe only think you have better stats than that!

[Dutchie]

Are you pirates voting for yourselves... LOL

[Ranger4Life]

Who the heck voted for Poop? Really???

No offense Poop, but come on people.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Who the heck voted for Poop? Really???

No offense Poop, but come on people.

Poop is a very baaaad man.

[Vballmadam]

Poop is a very baaaad man.

Baaaaad to the bone!

[D3V]

I though maybe if one day I reach 100k stats I would do maybe ok.

I've now lost complete hope and might as well quit the game lol

8million defense?! WOW.

[Poopenshire]

I swear I did not vote for me!

[hombre]

im pretty sure about who it is cause just a few days a faction mate reported being attacked by a pirate with pretty much those stats: 2m/8m. i remember cause i wondered why they are so asymmetric.. or is that usually the case in those stats regions?

[Xjarhead]

Who the heck voted for Poop? Really???

No offense Poop, but come on people.You remember the Great and Powerful OZ, of course you do we all do....Poop is THE man

[Speed ump]

you guys really got to learn the pink trees. this one, whoever he or she might be, is a master of the pink tree theory. we have perfected the technique, and learned what placement affects what stats.

[MadFox]

It is Friday, it is a slow day and I thought of a game called... Guess the Pirate!

http://i45.tinypic.com/35mjcrl.jpg

Who do you think this is?

Yes, this is a legitimate account, so please do not raise a hacker support ticket when you come across him or even worse, he comes to you :)

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Hahaha...I know ho he is.... Do I get a cookie?

It's the guy with the western themed avatar...

[Dutchie]

You mad bad fox... I haven't fed the hounds in days and I will sound the horn if you don't keep your trap shut ;)

[steveo127]

no no no no no....you have to click on and off the volume on/off switch and proceed to beat level 99 of the mini game...at the EXACT second when the credits roll by, you need to screenshot it and send it in to GREE as a ticket saying in the subject line: new tree availability...
that unlocks the new gold tree...it's the tree of knowledge, the one that Adam ate of...the first 10 people who do this will get stats like that pirate...unfortunately for everyone else, 7 of the golden apple trees of knowledge already have been claimed by pirates....better start that mini game boys and girls, this bonus is one you can't go without...good luck to all....typing from my laptop, currently on level 67 on my iPhone...will post pictures when i finish in about an hour...good luck!!


you guys really got to learn the pink trees. this one, whoever he or she might be, is a master of the pink tree theory. we have perfected the technique, and learned what placement affects what stats.

[Miner]

Definitely not poopenshire or Bronson. Sorry boys, no offense, but you're just not there (yet). Plenty of firepower to pummel me, but not THAT much.

[Jhenry02]

It's joker

[Daveynez]

You must have a 2 million boost to your def stats that I can't see.

[fuzzlenutz]

Starts with F includes @ ?
Fl@sh?

[GRW]

Wow...it ain't me! (Lord)

[thunder]

I got this guy beat. In iph only. With them stats who cares about iph

[freeforever]

Beware the Pirate, the ones you know and the ones you don't.

[SevenO9]

Whoever you are dear Mr. or Mrs. Pirate. I offer you a job as our defense leader. Your stats might drop a little after the faction change but you should still beat our current DL by 30. Show Gree the middle finger by stop spending gold for good and just hang arround as our all mighty defense shield. You might actually enjoy it :-)

[freeforever]

Whoever you are dear Mr. or Mrs. Pirate. I offer you a job as our defense leader. Your stats might drop a little after the faction change but you should still beat our current DL by 30. Show Gree the middle finger by stop spending gold for good and just hang arround as our all mighty defense shield. You might actually enjoy it :-)
Thank you Seven09 but this anonymous fellow has done just that some time ago! He has used one of his five
fingers for just that purpose.

[Jd-fors]

if you don't think that's Poopenshire then you gave never heard him roar!

[I am a cow]

hmmm nakedcherrypie seems like a likely candidate but the income that the profile shows and his is low so PJ seems like a worthycandidate

[Omega1980]

My vote goes to: Pirate Justice

[Omega1980]

Around level 185-186. Hmm, better shout my mouth....

[ProCision]

its not PJ , unless he gained 6 million defense since the last war.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zznwxh.jpg

[NakedCherryPie]

There are no such things as pirates in this game.

[Big Apple]

Just like in the old days...pirats know how to play their game...

[ffp]

The sheer craziness of that defence number isn't apparent until this think about it like this:

...You go and buy yourself the current LE sets and by the lucky stars you get the GFT Goliath every time, 2000 times. With 2000 of them at 2213 attack each, you only get to scratch the paint job of his defence at 4.426mil attack. At 1235 gold per LE set, you need 2.47mil gold bars which is about 1647 vaults. at $100 each vault, thats $164.7k. And you still lose.

[Big Apple]

These guys are pirats...they play with you and they play with Gree...

[Cowardlgree]

These guys are pirats...they play with you and they play with Gree...
Gree plays with no one...freeforever was just banned and thread "Warning Playing Modern War May Be
Hazardous to your Mental Health" was made to dissapear!

[Cowardlgree]

Gree plays with no one...freeforever was just banned and thread "Warning Playing Modern War May Be
Hazardous to your Mental Health" was made to dissapear!
And you think Pirates are scary?

[Big Apple]

No they are not scary...its only scary to see what they can do....

[It's all a dream]

This is Lord (doesnt matter what he says)

PJ is 3.4m/7m and has a slightly higher iph

[Big Apple]

That must have been after buying 1,000 LE sets of the double bonus :-)

[It's all a dream]

That must have been after buying 1,000 LE sets of the double bonus :-)

Like you did you mean, lol.
So stephen then

[Dubhead]

who,what,when,why or grey beard

[Dubhead]

Aw man, no one voting for me? I get no respect.

Speed ump you are the baddest pirate going your stats are better

[ProCision]

Can somebody break down how a defense this high is even possible? I want a full break down.

[mickymacirl]

It's Poop-in-shire!

[It's all a dream]

Can somebody break down how a defense this high is even possible? I want a full break down.

Spent lots of gold and you will get there eventually

[Commander Ghost]

Cherry pie gets my vote

[Dutchie]

Keep voting guys... all will be revealed soon :D

[Speed ump]

Dub, the stats are not a direct reflection of who might or not be the baddest. Its all in the attitude. We have some guys whose stats would not be considered very good theses days, who can create a more havic than players who have much more.

[Dubhead]

Speed ump Thanks for clearing that up for me sir much appreciated :)

[Recruit]

I am not too sure - think I need some sleep.

[Slippo]

I'd like to know how he has 1,200 losses lol

[I am a cow]

so reveal this mystery man Dutchie

[Dutchie]

http://i47.tinypic.com/119mo2d.png

[ProCision]

I'd like to know how he has 1,200 losses lol

in the time it takes to apply for credit cards to max out on fake gold he was taking losses.

[I am a cow]

http://i47.tinypic.com/119mo2d.png

Who is he god damn it

[CDR Shepard]

Its naked cherry pie

[Big Apple]

Do you guys think Dutchie did not read your posts? I am sure he did! I am also sure he is afraid...to announce the name. Of niet Dutchie?

[Dutchie]

Who is he god damn it

http://i46.tinypic.com/2mzwaiq.png

Is the suspense killing you? ROFL

[Dutchie]

Do you guys think Dutchie did not read your posts? I am sure he did! I am also sure he is afraid...to announce the name. Of niet Dutchie?

Beetje geduld A.U.B.

[Power Mike]

It is Friday, it is a slow day and I thought of a game called... Guess the Pirate!

http://i45.tinypic.com/35mjcrl.jpg

Who do you think this is?

Yes, this is a legitimate account, so please do not raise a hacker support ticket when you come across him or even worse, he comes to you :)

I hope you have a wonderful weekend!


It is cheat daddy PUN.

[Dutchie]

It is cheat daddy PUN.

Now, now... not jealous of their stats at all!

[mickymacirl]

It is cheat daddy PUN.

Ha, if you knew the whole truth, you wouldn't make ill-informed comments like that.

[Bobar]

no idea, not my league, but made me go through friday. nice game. enjoyed it

[It's all a dream]

Kom op dutchie de spanning wordt te hoog :)

Come on announce

[Big Apple]

And the winner is.........another pirate...Riddler.

[ppownage]

Kom op dutchie de spanning wordt te hoog :)

Come on announce

inderdaad dutchie xD

[Dutchie]

It is....

http://i46.tinypic.com/x2mngj.png

I have now revealed... well sort of :)

I am sure you are all disappointed now but it does state in the Terms of Service and in the Posting Guidelines that personal/account information including screen names must remain confidential and I don't want to breach these terms in case I get banned.

Suffice to say that this is a pirate... just look at their attire, and if there is a winner today, the poll winner is PJ. So well done PJ in collecting all those votes and winning this beauty contest.

So the morale of this thread is to show people with the recent stats inflation, what is now possible to achieve if you throw enough money at it. So next time you see someone with stats like these, don't create a support ticket straightaway. Check their unit inventory to see if they have 100s of special units that can only be unlocked at specific levels or were only available as prizes in certain events. Some of them are trying to be more subtle but they still stick out like a sore thumb.

If you have given up on reporting hackers, don't! GREE do care and although they will not remove the account, they will neuter them which is what they are doing in CC. So I hope the MW developers take a leaf out of the CC developer's book and implement the same strategy to make these accounts useless.

Am I afraid of them pirates?... Am I fook! Remember, they don't exist and my account is on a level far away from theirs and with the rate of levelling that I do, it will be at least another 12-18 months before they see me on their rival list. When that day comes, they are most welcome for a party at my base and it will be an honour to host them. Afterall, they can only bloody my pixels... Hey maybe that day will never come and I will have quit the game before then!

Just remember kids... yes, I am a big kid too... there are better things to spend your money on in this life of yours, so spend within your means and don't let this game dictate your life. Don't ignore you nearest and dearest before it is too late, this is just a game afterall.

I wish everyone a great weekend and see you all soon. Looks like my 4 week business trip to India is going ahead soon, so I will be gone for a while but I am sure I won't be missed... LOL