Starling
04-04-2013, 09:35 AM
All right folks I have a smoking deal for you. I am currently taking orders for some amazing items. The following are available if you act now! Right away!
I have a pristine block of concrete. Never used. I opened up my drone crate and was amazed by its luster! I closed the crate to ensure the block stays in mint condition. What you say? You want more? Ok. I will add a highly powerful anti aircraft cannon with A/D of 5/13. That should keep those pesky Super Hornets out of your base. Still not good enough? My friend you drive a hard bargain. Here you go. An extra ally. Not just any ally, but one you don't even know who it is. I will even do the install for free for this ally right into your list.
But if you act now, I will DOUBLE THIS ORDER! And then I will throw in a "Bag of Hints" so you have something to show your friends how cool you are in MW.
Just let me know what you would give for such an amazing deal of the century.
Thanks and my return policy will return shortly.
I have a pristine block of concrete. Never used. I opened up my drone crate and was amazed by its luster! I closed the crate to ensure the block stays in mint condition. What you say? You want more? Ok. I will add a highly powerful anti aircraft cannon with A/D of 5/13. That should keep those pesky Super Hornets out of your base. Still not good enough? My friend you drive a hard bargain. Here you go. An extra ally. Not just any ally, but one you don't even know who it is. I will even do the install for free for this ally right into your list.
But if you act now, I will DOUBLE THIS ORDER! And then I will throw in a "Bag of Hints" so you have something to show your friends how cool you are in MW.
Just let me know what you would give for such an amazing deal of the century.
Thanks and my return policy will return shortly.