Top 50 Best Quotes of the Guild Wars Event

[The Big Weezy]

Ok, after a little more decompression and a lot of awkward laughter, I'm ready to post the light-hearted thread about the last seven days. Right now I'm farming a player named "Oink" with my new Doomwind Dragon directly following one of the wildest cyber hog ride marathons I've ever been a part of. Kinda apropos of the wet snow, y'know?

So anyway, we've got a thread going on our guild forum with the juiciest snippets of conversation gathered over the course of several days, and I thought I'd share some of my absolute favourites with you all. Special thanks to AK-Manin for catalyzing this thread!

In no particular order:

"I'm gonna pound I'madyke a few more times."


"Wait, are we talking about scalping rainfro pubes?" (unrelated to first quote)


"I think Atomius has learned a valuable lesson from these 5k losses in one battle round."


Please post some of your own! ;)

[Tarsus]

I believe you fearless leader but please explain

[[MoC] Ian McGrath]

Warz: "zzzzz"

[The Big Weezy]

i believe you fearless leader but please explain

lmao . . .

[Meli]

I am in a rather small guild, but the thing that made me laugh when logging in the other day was this note...

"What the??? Stop declaring %$^*ing war Naomi when no one else from the guild is online!!!"

That person declared war six times, cost us four losses, and the other two were only averted when two of us just happened to log in and fight in the final few minutes. Is it strange that I no longer see Naomi in our members list?:rolleyes:

[marko101]

Ok I'm scrolling are chat and here are some

"Went to bed at 3 pretty much everyday since event started"
Chat after we see who last match up was with!
"Epic rematch"
"Murder."
"Lol too funny"
"Oh god"
"Fuueeeewww , i was beginnig to get hot.."
"It like gree set us up lol"
"Oh not them"

[Ak-Manin]

My favorite:
welll I can't post all of it here cuz GREE staff might not appreciate the reference to barbie dolls, s e x y avatars and inflatable rubber women...but the rest of the post was:
Meanwhile we lose to rivals 24-40K below our defense. And our conquest points are more random than a Fortune 500 company employee drug test.

[Ak-Manin]

One of our members saw this gem on a wall whilst raiding, and shared it in guild:
Our citizens plead for the bloodshed from DW to stop! Lord....had his tongue cut from his mouth by the ever so dastardly (name changed to protect the apparently not so innocent DW member) MMMMM of DW. Our priests did not have the proper antidote to cure him so he remains mute. I believe these horrific events leave him humbled; yet ever so more angry the same.

Still not sure what it all means....but am still laughing.

[Mr.Grumpy]

"oh sh**t, it's FUN"

[bgood]

Yeah a certain team member who shall remain nameless was inebriated and had an itcy trigger finger even though a certain team was trying to avoid FUN and told everyone to not declare. Oh and it was one of the last 6 battles of the game....we still love that person...not so much in the moment but it is funny as all hell now

[Klassenr@hotmail.com]

'Can someone else take the GG position for a while? Me arse is sore'

[Valsuvious]

We (dw) were fighting dragon lords. My best man at my future wedding was on the other side and you know I had to sneak in one attack on him even though a better target was available.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/stalker1121/A33A09F6-3F98-425B-9B9C-C4D9738A9E79-35998-00000A91B5F19C05.jpg


I send him the picture w a "WTF"

A minute later I get this:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/stalker1121/3DA52C55-B812-4922-A7EE-B5D1A0BD90EF-35998-00000A92F4B0EDD4.jpg





/sigh

[Angel 2]

Oh crap, its FK again, after I just called them out on the forum...

[Zenobia]

Evening of the first night of the battle, on skype, the voice of a member's significant other appears:

"You're STILL playing that game? How long is it going to last?"

[MistaMasta]

To be, or not to be with kingdom slayers

727-429-497

[sleazius]

'Anyone but RK'

I must have said that 50 times.

[Proprioc3ption]

I know I may be bias, but my favourite quote was when some of our players went to play peek-a-boo with some members of RK who changed their names to '1' at the start of the guild war.

The comments on players profiles ranged from, peek-a-boo NAME! Lol!

Lol, it had me in stitches for quite some time and was hilarious to watch lol
Needless to say it didn't take long or them to change their names back ;)

[TempusDA]

How did we drop from rank 48 a few seconds before the war was over to 51 right after the war to 52 a day after the war. Next time we should just spend more gems at the end since the leader boards freeze.

Next time if we got them we should just spend them.


Lol we had over 1500 gems left collectively but decided to save it cause for the whole hour the Rival we were fighting in the last war right at the end of the event was showing no points gained at rank 50. We were at rank 48, we decided to save our gems since we were 128k ahead. Our Rival ended up at Rank 41 and congratulations to them.

[GFF]

"I think Atomius has learned a valuable lesson from these 5k losses in one battle round." [/I]


We beat on Atomius pretty mercilessly, too.

[Skyraiders]

One of our female members had a good match-up against a player named Dyke.....

she asked " i wonder if she has anything good to offer"...... the laughter that followed contined for quite a while.

[Ak-Manin]

One of our members (Strider1) posted DW fighting statistics to our web site from this battle:
The last two sum it up nicely:

# of DW victories: 66

# of DW points: 8,753,756

# of times AK came back to fight after claiming to go to sleep:156/night

.# of times people have confused P3rfUZZI3 with P4TR1C14N:1M

# of times brettoblaster said "I just found a new B I T C H": 88

# of times people have given up trying to sending emails to both P3rfUZZI3 and
P4TR1C14N because they cant see to type P3rfUZZI3 or P4TR1C14N correctly: 6M

# of times we faced FUN: 8

# of times BA cursed in chat the 1st time he saw that we will now face FUN: 5

# of times BA cursed that was NOT in chat the 1st time we faced FUN: 455

# of goats waza had with him during the 5 days of battle: 5

# of times valsuvious had to "pretend to go to the bathroom" so he wont get
caught playing: 28

# of times dooby got attacked by her husband in game while sitting next to him:
8
# of times dooby then attacked her husband back in real life for that joke: 65

# of times kuvuplan loves to use the pirate word "ye": 890

# of times valsuvious wanted to declare war but someone else took his turn
instead: 2

# of times tanis secretly took valsuvious's turn to declare war: 2

# of times DW members lost fights to people 20-50K weaker than them: 1.9M

# of times DW faced the hated "Pi$$-tine Kingdumb": 4

# of times it took DW to face the "Pi$$tine Kingdumb" before I started hating
them: 1

# of hours STRIDER1 actually stayed up awake consecutively: 32+ (6am tues-2pm
weds)

# of kids falling out of trees that el cid had to then quickly go attend to: 1

# of times hapuna talked in chat in 5 days:1

# of times hapuna kicked total ass by being a silent assassin: 1500

# of times DW members just joining in, strolled into chat typing "give me a
target!": 8237

# of times Urine Trouble was actually in trouble: 0

# of times Scott the Great was great: 787

# of times DW faced FKG/FKG2: 6?

# of times brettoblaster pulled over in his car to attack from the road: 7

# of times AA impressed the hell outta me: 490

# of times thinking about the fighting attendance #s depressed the hell outta
me: 80M

# of times balien made a joke about other guilds Striders: 3

# of times balien made a joke about DW guilds STRIDER: 1

# of times DW members hit the leaderboard refresh button the last 3 hours of
war: 18M

# of times I tried to take a quick 15 min power nap to stay sharp and focused on
the last night from 12 midnight to 6am: 3

# of times I was successful taking a quick 15 min power nap to stay sharp and
focused on the last night from 12 midnight to 6am: 0

# of words per minute i can type: 150

# of words per minute i can type accurately: 5

# of things I regret over the entire 5 days of the war: 0

% of things I experienced in that 5 days that I want to do all over again: 100%

[[DW] Black Adder]

Lol, I do truly appreciate the emotion & laughter ours & other Guilds experienced during the war... The jokes & planning between battles followed by the rapid chatter during each battle...I even remember the feelings as we were matched up w FUN, lol. I wouldn't have changed any of it!!!

[Proprioc3ption]

"oh sh**t, it's FUN"

Lol! Oh yes and indeed it is a whole lot of FUN! ;)

[Metajetta]

Ive been on family junk break since Christmas - and of course the major huge guild upgrade has happened meantime. Its been hard to motivate myself to get back into to it. I feel like the wallflower at the ball. But this was the awesomesauce.


One of our members (Strider1) posted DW fighting statistics to our web site from this battle:
The last two sum it up

# of times I tried to take a quick 15 min power nap to stay sharp and focused on
the last night from 12 midnight to 6am: 3

# of times I was successful taking a quick 15 min power nap to stay sharp and
focused on the last night from 12 midnight to 6am: 0



Just started a baby guild here but I can attest to this one...! Hitting the attack button at 4:30 am...that "power nap," no, waste of time. Worse - don't try the power nap in mid war. You'll find yourself in a puddle of drool two hours later with fifteen minutes left to go...
[snip]


# of things I regret over the entire 5 days of the war: 0

% of things I experienced in that 5 days that I want to do all over again: 100%

:) Can't wait to get our act together over here. :)

Edit: clarification: I can attest from other games the experience of the multi-day overnight attack marathon (plus being leader of battle on too of that. O_o )

[RandomUser]

I gotta say I was a little skeptical about the quality of this thread when I read the title, but I rather enjoyed the anecdotes from the other guilds during the 5-day marathon of insufficient rest.