Laugh!

[Catastr0phy]

Post your Knights & Dragons jokes, one liners and funny thoughts here!

[Samuel_Hdz]

Dark Prince Chests

[Newbish]

Dark Prince Chests
Made me laugh lol

[rockyarora]

lool thats boring something fesher one would work well..........

[Neomagic]

Dark Prince Chests

/end thread

Man this post made me miss Samuel :(.

[markke]

Made me laugh lol!

[MarkJohnson]

Made me laugh

[rockyarora]

really! do you all think it as a joke. its a bull**** thing made my temper higher...

[Eunuchorn]

What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

[Nemmer]

I hardly ever miss in decisive battles.

[Ferlen]

Dark Prince Boss fight and when U beat him the internet stops and the score flee xd

[DottorB]

Fuse 2 legendary to obtain a rare armor :v

[cryologic]

The Gem Store Buying System!

[Doubles]

TO MISS A LEVEL 2 SKELETON THREE TIMES IN A ROW?


ANSWER: Each and every one of mine, on a regular basis!

[GlanDeas]

Made me laugh lol!



Sorry Dear!! I am not magician who turn monkey in parrot. LOL;)





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[Doubles]

Next week monkey boss!

[QueenB.]

Dark Prince Chests

That it pretty funny!

[JohnnyDepp]

Who is next??? :cool:




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[JohnnyDepp]

What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

;);););)
ha ha ha It made me laugh.



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[sir.chaos]

that post made me lol so hard hahahahahaha

[JohnnyDepp]

Heee Heee!!! It makes me lol;):D;)



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[lousiasotos]

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

[MrRiver]

What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

HAHAHA! That is so very true.

[stabilizations]

Many may think its funny but I think it was rather unfortunate that it wasn't true but last night I had a dream that I was playing knights and dragons and that for no reason the game decided to give me 2.1 billion gold well I donated it to my guild than I ended up waking up disappointed because it was fake

[juppe]

Dark Prince Chests

i didnt get this sry

[Deatux]

What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

Lol Love it <3 and it's true d:

[Necromancers]

http://i44.tinypic.com/x4lo2e.png

I don't know XD

[GlanDeas]

I miss super maria. It is first adventures game.

Kopi Luwak (http://cluwak.com.au/)

[DS Bonehead]

That was funny

[NightFallGM]

Lol now thats funny

[loophole]

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

truth that is no joke

[Bluefire Vortex GM]

funny stuff


Made me laugh

[Bluefire Vortex GM]

this was a sad story on how ur guild didn't get 2.1billion gold


Many may think its funny but I think it was rather unfortunate that it wasn't true but last night I had a dream that I was playing knights and dragons and that for no reason the game decided to give me 2.1 billion gold well I donated it to my guild than I ended up waking up disappointed because it was fake

[Vanithan]

Lol funny posts. Kinda

[Tortura]

Dark Prince Chests

ha! this was funny.

[MANG]

Bot so much fun uh.

[frkndork]

a battle without misses

[andrewebs]

nice ones.

[Jutjut]

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

sad but true and funny

[lemontale]

I can't think of one joke...

[Rookeye]

A blonde took a vacation from everything, including her hair color; she dyed her locks brown, rented a Ferrari and roared off into the countryside.

As she drove along, she happened upon a shepherd hurrying his flock of sheep across the road.

"Sir," she called out. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, may I have one?"

Bemused, the shepherd agreed, and stood amazed as the "brunette" in the car properly guessed the total.

The disguised blonde chose the cutest, fluffiest, most adorable sheep in the flock and was putting it in the backseat of the car when the embarrassed shepherd interrupted, "Miss! Miss! Erm...if I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

[Rookeye]

Tough crowd, eh? Fine. How 'bout a visual? ;)

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mgump4.jpg

[Rookeye]

You know you're a KnD noob when:

* you think combining two epics is automatically a good idea...
* you start your own "Top 10" Guild when you hit Lvl 20...
* you "didn't see it coming" when the Dark Prince goes all Super-Sayan on you... ;)

[Dianish]

Gree's updates to the game.

[jasobih]

Chests are awesome i always get an epic. -__-

[Rookeye]

You coulda stopped after the first 3 words... ;)

[sniGGy11]

lol that blonde joke is pretty funny

[Rookeye]

Did you hear the one about the blonde, the doctor and the paint job? ;)

[avenwow]

As a person involved in IT business I always liked this one:

There are 10 types of people, those who understand the binary notation and those who do not.

[Jun-fan]

As a person involved in IT business I always liked this one:

There are 10 types of people, those who understand the binary notation and those who do not.

Then as an IT person, I'm sure you've heard of the famous ID-ten-tee error that some users have? :p

[avenwow]

Then as an IT person, I'm sure you've heard of the famous ID-ten-tee error that some users have? :p

Hahah yeah, nice encryption here! :D actually I'm from a country where English is not an everyday language so I do know this only from my research, but yeah. We do have some local jokes for new employees, that I know from my own experience (unfortunately the harsh way :D), but unfortunately they make sense only in our (Polish) language^^

By the way, I recommend IT Crowd series if you haven't seen yet, hilarious!

[Rookeye]

I liked the very old joke about the person complaining that their computer's "cup holder" had snapped off... ;)

http://www.natpryce.com/articles/images/coffee-cup-holder.jpg

[Rookeye]

Two Blondes At A Traffic Stop...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who also happened to be blonde.

The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and got progressively more agitated.

“What does it look like?” she finally asked the officer.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

“Here it is,” she said. The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

;)

[CNA]

love dragons

[Rookeye]

love dragons

Especially on a bun... :rolleyes:

[southpaw29]

I love a good D-L-T (Dragon/Lettuce/Tomato) when the lettuce is crisp the tomato is fresh and the dragon is sliced oh so thin........yummmmmmy

[xXxSteelxXx]

Q: How many KnD players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You'll never know. They're too busy spamming attacks in the latest epic war.

[420Somewhere]

What's up guys..just posting

[OP Killbee]

'Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the spider in the salad will get it.'

[Rookeye]

Q: How many KnD players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You'll never know. They're too busy spamming attacks in the latest epic war.

Or spamming chat till they get 15 posts... ;)

[FatBird]

How to make a roll call more fun?
ROLL ROLL ROLL THE BIRD

[Ly0n0]

Two muffins are in an oven. One looks at the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other one replies, " AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

[Rookeye]

;)


We saw this today. Too funny! http://youtu.be/cEPazLTGceI

("The Death Star Conspiracy - Was It An Inside Job?") ;) ;) ;)

[PSB Betty MTF]

She's single....
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight!

Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??

[darkfyre27]

A new number 1 alliance is pretty funny.

[Goddess04]

but they are just too good ��

[Goddess04]

this 10 post things pretty annoying

[Ly0n0]

A blonde and brunette are watching the 10 o'clock news. The main story is about a man on a ledge of a tall building. The brunette says to the blonde, "Ten bucks he jumps." The blonde replies, "You're on." A few minutes later the news reports that sadly the man did jump. When the blonde went to pay up the brunette confessed, "I cheated. I saw this report earlier on the 6 o'clock news." The blonde said, "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."