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I Am Sam
03-16-2013, 03:38 PM
[QUOTE=I Am Sam;646957]I am callin bullshlt on you kdawg. Everyone knows there are no black peeple on the internets.

And you say I'm racist?



I dont understend you qwestion

Did you meant it to be a statement?

K-Dawg
03-16-2013, 03:44 PM
[QUOTE=K-Dawg;646969]



I dont understend you qwestion

Did you meant it to be a statement?

No i meant it to be a question, it was a rhetorical question with an underlying meaning behind it which you obviously failed to pick up on......only a true racist would say something as ignorant as when you said that there are no blacks on the internet.

I Am Sam
03-16-2013, 03:53 PM
So just bc you spell you name "dawg" that means you are not a racist?

Was that you point?




[QUOTE=I Am Sam;646992]

No i meant it to be a question, it was a rhetorical question with an underlying meaning behind it which you obviously failed to pick up on......only a true racist would say something as ignorant as when you said that there are no blacks on the internet.

K-Dawg
03-16-2013, 04:07 PM
[QUOTE=I Am Sam;647013]So just bc you spell you name "dawg" that means you are not a racist?

Was that you point?

I told you I wasn't racist but if you're so inclined to believe otherwise then so be it, fine by me lol

PastaSux
03-16-2013, 05:34 PM
this thread is insane..........

derchef
03-16-2013, 06:38 PM
this thread is insane..........
yes it s bout you ,50$ and your mother
easy going...

PastaSux
03-16-2013, 06:43 PM
yes it s bout you ,50$ and your mother
easy going...

Actualy this insane part.... Is your reaction....

derchef
03-16-2013, 06:55 PM
Actualy this insane part.... Is your reaction....
yo man , stay cool in mommy house with mommy money
next topmodel is for you

PastaSux
03-16-2013, 06:58 PM
yo man , stay cool in mommy house with mommy money
next topmodel is for you

Really buddy..... I'd chill a bit if I were you... Your making yourself look a bit silly now.

Derek Shane
03-16-2013, 07:24 PM
1. Always spend gold on Crates. If your going to buy Gold, buy the 3-crate bundle for 175 gold. Got over 800+ attack points today from this purchase (yes, i got the 686 attack Model R car!)

2. You gotta get a job eventually man, its coming sooner than you might hope. I suggest looking for your first job now and looking for something part time at perhaps a call center for a company (example: third party sales or billing agent for Verizon or AT&T). You see, no one wants to have to get a job and go to work, but once you get that first $350-$650 paycheck, you will never go back and you will feel really good to have that much money to yourself and knowing that you earned it, its your money and no one can tell you what to do with it. Look around for some call centers, they will hire about anyone and atleast give about anyone a chance.

3. Did I mention? - Buy Crates only!

I Am Sam
03-16-2013, 07:37 PM
[QUOTE=I Am Sam;647013]So just bc you spell you name "dawg" that means you are not a racist?

Was that you point?

I told you I wasn't racist but if you're so inclined to believe otherwise then so be it, fine by me lol

Only a tru racist would be fine with peeple believing that bc they are proud of they bigotry

Clan much?

PastaSux
03-16-2013, 07:48 PM
1. Always spend gold on Crates. If your going to buy Gold, buy the 3-crate bundle for 175 gold. Got over 800+ attack points today from this purchase (yes, i got the 686 attack Model R car!)

2. You gotta get a job eventually man, its coming sooner than you might hope. I suggest looking for your first job now and looking for something part time at perhaps a call center for a company (example: third party sales or billing agent for Verizon or AT&T). You see, no one wants to have to get a job and go to work, but once you get that first $350-$650 paycheck, you will never go back and you will feel really good to have that much money to yourself and knowing that you earned it, its your money and no one can tell you what to do with it. Look around for some call centers, they will hire about anyone and atleast give about anyone a chance.

3. Did I mention? - Buy Crates only!


Did you read it all.... Bro working is for looooooosers I'm better than that. I'm going to try be a pro gamer, my moms cool with it now. And said she will support me on my way to becoming pro on COD.

Within five years all be a millionair

Stock Slayer
03-16-2013, 08:47 PM
"Pro gamer"?!?! That's your plan? Oh Jeezuz....

derchef
03-17-2013, 03:54 AM
Did you read it all.... Bro working is for looooooosers I'm better than that. I'm going to try be a pro gamer, my moms cool with it now. And said she will support me on my way to becoming pro on COD.

Within five years all be a millionair
moron-nair for sure

NTM
03-17-2013, 03:58 AM
1. Always spend gold on Crates. If your going to buy Gold, buy the 3-crate bundle for 175 gold. Got over 800+ attack points today from this purchase (yes, i got the 686 attack Model R car!)

2. You gotta get a job eventually man, its coming sooner than you might hope. I suggest looking for your first job now and looking for something part time at perhaps a call center for a company (example: third party sales or billing agent for Verizon or AT&T). You see, no one wants to have to get a job and go to work, but once you get that first $350-$650 paycheck, you will never go back and you will feel really good to have that much money to yourself and knowing that you earned it, its your money and no one can tell you what to do with it. Look around for some call centers, they will hire about anyone and atleast give about anyone a chance.

3. Did I mention? - Buy Crates only!

yesterday i buy 3 crates ::

8 Commons and 1 Uncommons

what u think ? how many i win on power.. nothing :/

last time i buy crate.. 9 items = 90% uncomons and 10% uncomons and they say 70%/20..

not sure they apply what we see..

I Am Sam
03-17-2013, 05:54 AM
Is it becuz he does not wan to be exposed for bein g a hacker racist?

I think so. Maybe we should have a pole on this.

derchef
03-17-2013, 05:56 AM
Is it becuz he does not wan to be exposed for bein g a hacker racist?

I think so. Maybe we should have a pole on this.
help humanity , commet suicide

I Am Sam
03-17-2013, 06:52 AM
help humanity , commet suicide


You sound like a racist too. Do you hack as wel?

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:01 AM
You sound like a racist too. Do you hack as wel?
ahahahahahahahah ,need few bucks for buy a gun ?
or you cannot cause mental insanity?

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:08 AM
ahahahahahahahah ,need few bucks for buy a gun ?
or you cannot cause mental insanity?

Were you off sick the day they did education at school?

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:14 AM
iampastasuxsam
sickness that s the point
coz you re def sick
have you idea to open a third account?
-pastasux
-iamsam
next may momma forgive me coz i spend granny $

get a life
well try to ....

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:20 AM
iampastasuxsam
sickness that s the point
coz you re def sick
have you idea to open a third account?
-pastasux
-iamsam
next may momma forgive me coz i spend granny $

get a life
well try to ....


Can you take a deep breath.... And rewrite that in English please?

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:21 AM
Can you take a deep breath.... And rewrite that in English please?
don t cry
come on

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:21 AM
You know who hacks? SoccerStud/enahs1/Pikachu/Santa!

Hi flea, how are you today?

Listened to any RHCP? Soul to squeeze = awesomeness

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:36 AM
My grandmother gave me $50 so I could buy my mom a Mother's Day gift.... But I spent it on iTunes gift cards so I could drop G on an event and get a pro item and Pwn noobs like a boss on CC.

Well I got the G with the money. And dropped it all on the Keg event and never got the item!!! And now I find out a syndicate has found a way of getting the item for free.


Also iv just got busted by my mom... My grandmother asked my mom what I got her for Mother's Day and my mom told her about the cheap garage flowers and homemade card I gave her. So my grandmother flew into a rage and said she gave me $50 for a gift.


I broke down in tears and told them that I spent it on G to get and event item so I could play like a boss in CC. Now they said I must delete the app, as us corrupting my mind and making me a bad person. If I don't delete I will have to move out and find my own place!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to delete it as in well on my way to being Pro but also I'm only 17 and can't afford my own place and don't want to have to get a job.


How can I explain to them that I should be allowed to play CC and be able to live at home with my mom?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2013/1/29/6e3b7723-d139-4663-8c6b-e67b0ed2500d.jpg
http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/mt69770,1295276495,simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:40 AM
You mad bro?

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:41 AM
no , i m not your bro ,coz my parents are not brother and sister like yours

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:43 AM
no , i m not your bro ,coz my parents are not brother and sister like yours

Lol what's you IQ?

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:45 AM
****ens and Flynn?
ahahahahahahah

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 07:52 AM
****ens and Flynn?
ahahahahahahah

Your a funny one...

derchef
03-17-2013, 07:59 AM
Lol what's you IQ?

****ens and Flynn?
ahahahahahahah

http://autisticaphorisms.blogspot.de/2012/04/****ens-flynn-model.html
read something moron....

PastaSux
03-17-2013, 08:03 AM
http://autisticaphorisms.blogspot.de/2012/04/****ens-flynn-model.html
read something moron....

Why so serious?

Madmike32
03-18-2013, 08:17 AM
No...! I don't need to work my mom takes good care if me. I get to play Xbox and CC all day and sometimes take out the trash, clean up mess. So it's not like I don't pay my way! She needs to realise this let me play CC and respect me as a man

"Man"? I know you didnt really say this...lol. Get a job and be something before you call yourself a "man". Men dont live at home with mommy.

It's all a dream
03-18-2013, 08:24 AM
"Man"? I know you didnt really say this...lol. Get a job and be something before you call yourself a "man". Men dont live at home with mommy.


:D
this guy is really cracking me up.

Madmike32
03-18-2013, 08:54 AM
:D
this guy is really cracking me up.

Lol same here. Cant believe this thread has made it to 30 pages.

TZora
03-18-2013, 09:04 AM
lol congratulate pastasux for involving almost everyone into this thread .. 30 pages, that's an impressive achievement :D

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 09:05 AM
Lol same here. Cant believe this thread has made it to 30 pages.


Told you.... I was a total boss....

It's all a dream
03-18-2013, 09:22 AM
lets see if he can make it to 100 pages. bet his mom has taken his ipad by then.

Madmike32
03-18-2013, 09:49 AM
lets see if he can make it to 100 pages. bet his mom has taken his ipad by then.
If this makes 100 pages ,im starting my own thread....."how do i tell wife that she gets no anniversary gift because of the 40% off gold deal" . Or "how to tell the kid , she cant have her allowance because of the gold sale" . Im sure im not the only one with these problems.

Butt Futter
03-18-2013, 10:21 AM
If this makes 100 pages ,im starting my own thread....."how do i tell wife that she gets no anniversary gift because of the 40% off gold deal" . Or "how to tell the kid , she cant have her allowance because of the gold sale" . Im sure im not the only one with these problems.

The first problem is you have a kid, and the 2nd problem is you have a wife.

Tommy Two Toes
03-18-2013, 11:08 AM
The first problem is you have a kid, and the 2nd problem is you have a wife.

I've said this before: I almost believed the rest, but then I realized no one who plays this game 24/7 could possibly still be married.

I think my wife is still waiting for me to pick her up at the grocery store, and that was mid-December, the afternoon I installed this game. I also think I had kids before I started playing. Boys maybe? Haven't heard them in weeks. Should check downstairs and see if they need me to change their water and food dishes. Maybe tomorrow.

K-Dawg
03-18-2013, 01:13 PM
Is this real life?

It's all a dream
03-18-2013, 01:17 PM
No man. It is all make believe

Van Der Sloot
03-18-2013, 01:33 PM
no , i m not your bro ,coz my parents are not brother and sister like yours


I think you may be dumber than a drunk high school girl willing to trust a guy like me.

derchef
03-18-2013, 01:46 PM
I think you may be dumber than a drunk high school girl willing to trust a guy like me.
yes yes ,van der POOP , thanks for all...

Van Der Sloot
03-18-2013, 02:05 PM
yes yes ,van der POOP , thanks for all...

LOL. That was quite the brilliant play on words. Thank you for proving me right.

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 02:21 PM
I think you may be dumber than a drunk high school girl willing to trust a guy like me.

Your cute...... A/S/L?

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 02:22 PM
LOL. That was quite the brilliant play on words. Thank you for proving me right.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch Derchef out...

derchef
03-18-2013, 02:27 PM
LOL. That was quite the brilliant play on words. Thank you for proving me right.

redneck is not a crime , don t be afraid der schrott

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 02:28 PM
redneck is not a crime , don t be afraid der schrott

Still not getting it?

derchef
03-18-2013, 02:29 PM
Still not getting it?
still trolling here?

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 02:37 PM
still trolling here?

That's a bit rich coming from the no1 crime city forum troll.

We all know your santa

derchef
03-18-2013, 02:39 PM
That's a bit rich coming from the no1 crime city forum troll.

We all know your santa

si sono santa clara

PastaSux
03-18-2013, 02:42 PM
si sono santa clara

Santa u so funny

derchef
03-18-2013, 02:47 PM
come on ,still 68 pages missing for your target of 100
go on...

Fried Chicken
03-18-2013, 02:51 PM
come on ,still 68 pages missing for your target of 100
go on...


I think I have to agree with Van der Sloot, you sure are dumber than a box of rocks.

Derchef is the one and only example needed as to why a license should be required before procreating.

derchef
03-18-2013, 02:59 PM
I think I have to agree with Van der Sloot, you sure are dumber than a box of rocks.

Derchef is the one and only example needed as to why a license should be required before procreating.

who care , multiple account are usually here ...

JacksonvilleKringle
03-18-2013, 04:05 PM
hackers much...?

um....

Kettle pot black much!!!

Boom
03-18-2013, 09:16 PM
Ok I didn't read all 32 pages obviously. So who's pastasux????

the_dude
03-18-2013, 09:25 PM
Ok I didn't read all 32 pages obviously. So who's pastasux????

Flea, fried chicken, baronnes... take your pick. More accounts than Jokim.

lovercraft family
03-19-2013, 03:09 AM
Ok I didn't read all 32 pages obviously. So who's pastasux????

Some guy who life is over.

Butt Futter
03-19-2013, 03:46 AM
32 pages of 1 person and his 20 different accounts. Why aren't they banned yet?

the_dude
03-19-2013, 06:39 PM
32 pages of 1 person and his 20 different accounts. Why aren't they banned yet?

Because gree likes drama.

JacksonvilleKringle
03-19-2013, 07:40 PM
I got busted by your mom too.

She was so close but then I just busted

She wasn't amused