Where is my eyepatch avatar?

[NakedCherryPie]

I want one, I just wouldn't recommend everyone wearing it, if ya know what I mean...

[Speed ump]

Yes, we have a ritual. Once you become a pirate, we poke out one of your eyes. You get to chose which. Then you get your eyepatch. We need pirate avatars for sure, to reflect our lifestyle choices.

[bigflan]

I suggest not getting a eyepatch as you will become a noob

[NakedCherryPie]

I chose my right eye, I was partially blind in that one anyway.

[Speed ump]

One guy had to prove just how tough he is. He had both eyes done. Cut out his tongue, and burst his eardrums. The blind, deaf, mute pirate. Watch out for him. He's not in a good mood. His sense of smell is all he's got left. Somehow he can smell non pirates, I heard he smells their fear.

[NakedCherryPie]

One guy had to prove just how tough he is. He had both eyes done. Cut out his tongue, and burst his eardrums. The blind, deaf, mute pirate. Watch out for him. He's not in a good mood. His sense of smell is all he's got left. Somehow he can smell non pirates, I heard he smells their fear.He is one mean ol' pirate! Tread carefully folks.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Yeah, that blind deaf mute dude, he's nuts.

A bit too ill tempered for my liking, because I'm a real mellow fellow.