MAU are so confident that we are going to kick A !!!! US Marines Amphibious Unit

[NastyThug]

Hello
as a sign of our growing strength and ability to smash all comers in the the Battle for Egypt. MAU have decided to publish to all our growing strength and we expect soon
dominance of the battlefield. We believe that changing our game tags to MAU will be the game changer, that is successfuland its a proven winner !!
pls note these are the unboosted stats so we can pump our chests even harder !! if you struggle to id us just check the iph its easy
Ya simply cant buy good iph these days.
we would like for everyone to view our strength on paper and to parade our new recruits especially MAU previously the artist known as Der Furher amongst others.
You will see that our baseline strength is awesome so I will add in a bro !!!
but MAU ..... and MAU RFFDNL (all the way from Holland) are probably below our normal level. But when your confident your team can do it and do it well then you've just got to strut. We were very disappointed after losing 5 spots in the BFG but when you lose some integral players due to a lovers spat !! well them the breaks.
We have kissed an made up and we pledge our love for our fellow MAU.
Pls note not many if any of us have actually been in the military so we arent really Proven warriors !! but Modern War allows us to fulfill that dream.
So in conclusion we will see you see on the other side, more than likely you will see us in a top 10 position
and when that happens I'm gonna get me some mangoes !!!

best wishes everyone and see you on the Nile, Nasty Thug

Faction Leader Lvl Ally Attk Def iph
Mau Utcb
Mau Gunshu 200 499 164 130 270
Mau Germ
Mau Sarge 200 500 128 124
Mau Chariot1
Mau Riff Raff 200 499 142 142 1.04
Mau Seahawk 200 519 144 138 470
Mau Adm Farragut
Mau Marine
Mau Dr Stinky Finger 200 499 142 134 947
Mau Dr Jelly Finger neworder
Mau Chicken finger
Mau The Finger 200 499 203 209 503
Mau Mddlefnger215
Mau Retired Seabee
Mau Wolfman
Mau Chuck 176 500 130 123 1.04M
Mau Scout
Mau BadTouch
Mau ERN
Mau cesare
Mau RFFDNL 200 501 112 99 675
Mau Uncle Strat 200 496 135 130 400
Mau Lord Paradox 197 501 106 101 374
Mau Mackenna
Mau Premium 171 677 108 112 394
Mau Colonel Jessup 200 650 117 115 814
Mau Mr Braga
MAU aka h 200 498 133 133 312
MAU Der Furher 185 821 102 100 633
MAU 200 500 108 97 1.09M
MAU Chosen One 181 500 112 123 1.7 M
MAU 199 500 122 119 777
MAU 181 496 112 123 1,7
MAU …. 200 500 99 99 533

[Tctiger]

We thanks for the intel , most teams make us work for that 👍

[NastyThug]

pls feel free to keep this data ready for battle because VFF bravo will need all the help it can get

surprisingly enough you only have to track the iph to confirm identities !!!
but we at MAU beieive that our friends will not drop us as allies during the battles because having the same number of allies relies on our friends
problem though we dont have many !!!!!

[thunder]

I like them level 200's with them weak stats

[spitfire]

Pirates why cant you all be generous like the OP here? it sucks wasting hits on your wall only :o

[NastyThug]

the ones at the bottom ie Der Furher and others are our new prospects like mini MAU !!!!

[NastyThug]

ahh thats funny mini MAU MAU ummm MAU MAU MAU just like the tune !!!

our prospects are like the fish that John MAU West rejects !!!

[NastyThug]

MAU ...... stick out like dogs testes but we dont mind nothing like a bit of cannon fodder

[HGF69]

Not related but the Dog Ma Gods need to work out a better strategy for trying to remain elusive. Caps guys caps!

[spitfire]

MAU ...... stick out like dogs testes but we dont mind nothing like a bit of cannon fodder

Good luck MAU! stick out like dogs testes.......

[digisyn]

I have been battle testing many MAU's on the rival battlefield and I have to say everyone has failed the test thus far... I hope you have a ton of gold as that's the only way you can get enough WD points through hitting walls and command centers to be relevant!

[NastyThug]

dont worry i have the whole DogMaGod crew already done.
if your nice to me i release the other ten that I have
by having there letters in capitals they are easy to spot.
the english they can take our wives but the cannot take our freedom !!!!!

Lvl Ally Units Attk Def

DOGmaGOD 200 515 13 483 341
DogMAgod 1450 36 138 121
DoGmagod 197 507 30 114 115
DOGMAgoD 200 508 23 126 120
DogMaGod 200 514 17 158 118



damn formatting wont work so i took out id's

[Selfproclaimed]

Not looking to be a killjoy but making your name Mau alone isn't going to be the deciding factor to push you into top 10. Gold is. And according to Greenland 10th place was nearly double the amount of gold you spent. You might get lucky and the other factions won't try hard because the Egypt prizes suck.

[NastyThug]

Not looking to be a killjoy but making your name Mau alone isn't going to be the deciding factor to push you into top 10. Gold is. And according to Greenland 10th place was nearly double the amount of gold you spent. You might get lucky and the other factions won't try hard because the Egypt prizes suck.

we have a new system of communication which involves pigeons and tin cans and lots of string. oh an some rigged up xbox thingy on tumbler.com !!
we learnt that from waging war on the somme !!

[HGF69]

dont worry i have the whole DogMaGod crew already done.
if your nice to me i release the other ten that I have
by having there letters in capitals they are easy to spot.
the english they can take our wives but the cannot take our freedom !!!!!

Lvl Ally Units Attk Def

DOGmaGOD 200 515 13 483 341
DogMAgod 1450 36 138 121
DoGmagod 197 507 30 114 115
DOGMAgoD 200 508 23 126 120
DogMaGod 200 514 17 158 118



damn formatting wont work so i took out id's

Whats their faction called then? Surely not Dogmagod?

[NastyThug]

who knows but surely they know that MAU and the Mini MAU's will conquer the Scottish crown like Bonnie Prince Charlie !!

[spitfire]

Whats their faction called then? Surely not Dogmagod?

That could be Super Faction but I am not 100% sure.

[NastyThug]

That could be Super Faction but I am not 100% sure.
no SuperfAction are still operating as Superfaction
no changes to these blokes atm
DAC
Genen
Viking
Shell

[HGF69]

Not looking to be a killjoy but making your name Mau alone isn't going to be the deciding factor to push you into top 10.

Yeah, and by that theory if we all change our names the net effect on MAU will be zero.

[NastyThug]

Yeah, and by that theory if we all change our names the net effect on MAU will be zero.

we thought about all changing the names to Bruce !! thats a scary name !

[HGF69]

we thought about all changing the names to Bruce !! thats a scary name !

I'm not feelin' it.

[Poopenshire]

Its good to see some teams having unity. It doesn't matter if they win or lose, they are having fun and thats what this game is about. I wish you guys luck and please keep up the good work in having fun. I know I am and thats all that matters anymore have fun.

don't forget to thank you support person for the name changes, they do a very good job and deserve credit for it.

[NakedCherryPie]

But you lose your identity if you do this...

[NastyThug]

Its good to see some teams having unity. It doesn't matter if they win or lose, they are having fun and thats what this game is about. I wish you guys luck and please keep up the good work in having fun. I know I am and thats all that matters anymore have fun.

don't forget to thank you support person for the name changes, they do a very good job and deserve credit for it.

Thanks Poops !
We at MAU intend to have fun albeit at others expense
We also are employing the tactic of all MAU and Mini MAU to have the allies number therefore knowing that out opponents won't recognise which awesome MAU we are
It's a mechanised war but the MAU can adapt and overcome.

[spitfire]

Rule #1

Never share faction info with your competition. I didnt think I would really need to tell someone this rule but OP...wow just wow

[Richie.]

Who said the info they gave out was correct ...perhaps its a bluff to lull you into a false sense of security :)

[Poopenshire]

I have had several visits from this team leaving me "presents". I would say their info is accurate. I have been busy with work so I have not "returned fire" yet. I still say good job for them being positive and going for it.

[El Cid]

I like this kind of thread. It kind of spices things up.
MAU, you are proud, a little bit arrogant and you bring fun to this forum and in the game, fun is everything!

I wish you well during Egypt and I hope that we meet in the battlefield.

Cheers!!

[NastyThug]

I have had several visits from this team leaving me "presents". I would say their info is accurate. I have been busy with work so I have not "returned fire" yet. I still say good job for them being positive and going for it.

Hi Poops
We MAU and the Mini MAU don't play games !! We are going to the top and we fear no beer !!
I don't know how to insert screen shots ATM
Give me a few minutes.

hope that works

[Poopenshire]

I couldn't agree more Cid. We need mor positive threads like this.

Nasty, I like to see players with no fear. It means your willing to challange and put up a fight.

Maybe there is hope for this forum after all.

[NastyThug]

Rule #1

Never share faction info with your competition. I didnt think I would really need to tell someone this rule but OP...wow just wow

we at MAU and Mini MAU dont consider VFF Bravo and indeed Alpha as competition !!! pure minnows in the scheme of battle we consider you as colateral damage
you wont have a chance now we are hidden underneath the cloak of invisibility Harry Potter style !!!!

[NastyThug]

MAU Brit flag aka Mau Chuck 176 502 133 127 1.04M
I told him to take his ID code off his news board !!!! damn it

[NastyThug]

Mau Premium 173 677 111 114 394
Still strong as ever

[Hammer mike]

All I can say is Thanks!!

[El Cid]

we at MAU and Mini MAU dont consider VFF Bravo and indeed Alpha as competition !!! pure minnows in the scheme of battle we consider you as colateral damage
you wont have a chance now we are hidden underneath the cloak of invisibility Harry Potter style !!!!

This thread has become even funnier now :)

Well well, NastyThug, you are all pumped up. Good thing that your team got a strategy in place. You might give us a harder time...
I am sure that you will be stronger than last time, and don't forget to put in the equation that top 10 might have become even stronger.

Anyway, we'll see soon enough if we can find you in your hide and seek game !!
Best of luck

[NastyThug]

All I can say is Thanks!!

its a pleasure Mike
I fear no beer !!!
if you use the knowledge wisely you will see MAU and Mini Mau rise from 20th to Top 10 with relative ease !!!

[General Maximus]

Where's the gif of the guy eating popcorn?

[NastyThug]

All I can say is Thanks!!

its a pleasure Mike
I fear no beer !!!
if you use the knowledge wisely you will see MAU and Mini Mau rise from 20th to Top 10 with relative ease !!!

[NastyThug]

2667

MAU Damn You aka MAU 199 500 122 119 iph 777
but Not Lord PARADOX he is Lord Paradox 197 501 106 101 iph 374

[Dudebot121256]

Where's the gif of the guy eating popcorn?Here ya go :)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hwwidcSs1r3f9ymo1_250.gif

[NastyThug]

DudeBot your not really trying to ambush my thread are I shall set the MINI MAU upon you with furious anger !!!

[Dudebot121256]

DudeBot your not really trying to ambush my thread are I shall set the MINI MAU upon you with furious anger !!!Come at me :) What's your level?

[NastyThug]

Come at me :) What's your level?

just find any of the Knights of MAU bring it BOT BOT !!! you only wish it to be MAU BOT BOT !! fear where you are going with this !!!

[Dudebot121256]

just find any of the Knights of MAU bring it BOT BOT !!! you only wish it to be MAU BOT BOT !! fear where you are going with this !!!I don't fear anything, threats or not. It's simply a game. Anyhow, I look forward to your hit squad coming after me.

[NastyThug]

I don't fear anything, threats or not. It's simply a game. Anyhow, I look forward to your hit squad coming after me.

BOT I will get an old age pensioner ie seabee or even chizzy on you
Mau Retired Seabee 200 548 136 134 702
Mau Chizzy 200 1195 246 216 1.47m
my game is a real game
keeping it real because the toys i win will make me a proven warrior !!

[Speed ump]

Mau, I applaud your newfound confidence. Hope that translates well for you in the event. I would not mind posting a list for you guys with our numbers, but, well, we just don't have any weak links. So enjoy pounding away at our wall. The exercise will help you when Battling the other teams. Good luck to everyone in Egypt.

[NastyThug]

Mau, I applaud your newfound confidence. Hope that translates well for you in the event. I would not mind posting a list for you guys with our numbers, but, well, we just don't have any weak links. So enjoy pounding away at our wall. The exercise will help you when Battling the other teams. Good luck to everyone in Egypt.

We posted our stats because it doesn't matter how many points you get on us.. we are still going to come at your team take your wall down like its paper and then you will see who has a weak link......

[NastyThug]

Mau, I applaud your newfound confidence. Hope that translates well for you in the event. I would not mind posting a list for you guys with our numbers, but, well, we just don't have any weak links. So enjoy pounding away at our wall. The exercise will help you when Battling the other teams. Good luck to everyone in Egypt.

UMPY, thank you for the accolade I know, we know, MAU know that you can build your wall but we will treat your wall as French as Dien Bien Phu !!

[NastyThug]

BOT I will get an old age pensioner ie seabee or even chizzy on you
Mau Retired Seabee 200 548 136 134 702
Mau Chizzy 200 1195 246 216 1.47m
my game is a real game
keeping it real because the toys i win will make me a proven warrior !!

Just don't whine when the big bad wolf comes knocking on your door.. Just shut your game off for 60 minutes save your health and move on to the next battle.... IF you had ANY common sense...

[Trebor]

The only stat that matters is the depth of your pocket !

[NastyThug]

The only stat that matters is the depth of your pocket !

not with MAU trebor its the willingness to sacrifice yourself for your fellow MAUianite !!! shall all the world become MAUian with MAU h leading the way !!!!

[JMS]

This must be a joke. Mau and der moron? I have a special vault of gold waiting for you guys.

[Trebor]

My faction will never be fighting for a top spot but I'm fairly certain the only letters ill see on any leader board are PUN not mau but I applaud your cult like confidence and wish you the best !

[Admiral Farragut]

@all, just to clarify.....I am in the faction MAU lol and this jokester NastyThug is not a part of our faction....he tried joining over a month ago to be a "spy" and he's been trying to get intel over the last 4 weeks lol this kid is like 12 years old and for all of you who think this info is accurate and us boasting, that is in fact not the truth.....if you're looking for the child behind it, his in game name is cammo/clancy1/rooster and he was part of the Lost Souls faction....weve destroyed him over the past month and dropped his stats by over 20k, he's a bit bitter so please take it easy on him as his behind is probably sore.....as far as MAU is concerned, we apologize to anyone who thought this post was from an arrogant faction. At MAU we enjoy playing the game and respect every team we face, and in fact a lot of us have served in the military and done our team so feel free to stop by and say hi or chat it up......again I apologize for this child and hope to see you guys on the battlefield :)

-a real member of MAU

[JMS]

Thank you for the post admiral. I also take it that your mascot isn't der moron?

[Admiral Farragut]

Thank you for the post admiral. I also take it that your mascot isn't der moron?

Correct. We do not have a mascot.....lol

[Jhenry02]

Damn, and I was hoping for someone to actually take a battle to the top 10.
Admiral, if you have anymore info on this Clancy/rooster fellow I'd be happy to invite some more people to his party.

-J

[Dutchie]

Hahahahahaha... A troll thread that some people fell for, hook, line and sinker! This forum gets better and better by the day.

[NastyThug]

@all, just to clarify.....I am in the faction MAU lol and this jokester NastyThug is not a part of our faction....he tried joining over a month ago to be a "spy" and he's been trying to get intel over the last 4 weeks lol this kid is like 12 years old and for all of you who think this info is accurate and us boasting, that is in fact not the truth.....if you're looking for the child behind it, his in game name is cammo/clancy1/rooster and he was part of the Lost Souls faction....weve destroyed him over the past month and dropped his stats by over 20k, he's a bit bitter so please take it easy on him as his behind is probably sore.....as far as MAU is concerned, we apologize to anyone who thought this post was from an arrogant faction. At MAU we enjoy playing the game and respect every team we face, and in fact a lot of us have served in the military and done our team so feel free to stop by and say hi or chat it up......again I apologize for this child and hope to see you guys on the battlefield :)

-a real member of MAU

I speak for cammo, clancy1 and or rooster but i am not he !!! he doesnt have admin rights to post even though he has requested to do so for 3 months.This what I have to forward from the player himself. He has passed on the following messages
Thank you Real MAU Adm Farragut, to all the MAU and MINI MAU for your kind recognition of my lack of ability.

1. I complement you for the fact that I must be 12yrs old therefore I wouldnt have the skills to compile at least 90% of your factions stats data and didnt have to liaise with a number of other factions to compile this data. In fact many factions were very willing to be involved in the activity. Your faction was warned yet you still obliged. So child I must be.

2. Who are Lost Souls Faction, so can you get a member of LS to verify my membership. Can you actually verify my attempt to gain membership into your faction, I wouldnt bother as an Ex serviceman i think you dribble rubbish.

3. If you have been so successful into destroying my game player, im still standing and you couldnt bear not to respond. If the stats werent correct they why state they are false. Thats called damage control, Im sure that your new members like h and Der Furher amongst others would be thinking what have I got myself into now that our whole faction stats have not onlybeen published within the forum but have been forwarded to a number of top 50 squads. It will only take one or two battles to verify the data, so the proof will stand what we call
the live range test !!!

4. Finally if I am a child then please disregard the following
2669
2670
2671
2670
2672
2673
2674

if anyone needs a complete set of the data in regard to MAU and the Mini MAU's pls pm me.
you will have the opportunity to verify the data yourself.

thank you Adm Farragut
keep your friends close and your enemies closer
the problem for MAU is that you dont really know who your friends or your enemies are !!!!!

from cammo

so there you go
be good Nasty Thug the bagman

[Dutchie]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2a7u26h.gif

This is getting more interesting by the post!

[Richie.]

Lmao ...great gif

[spitfire]

http://cdn.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-pictures-gif-penguin.gif

[SevenO9]

- Was it me not taking my pills this morning?
- Or the rest of the world?

[Poopenshire]

guys who cares, just encourage them who ever they are to try as hard as they can to win. We need to be more positive and happy. why does everyone only want drama? MAU or not good luck guys. I am pulling for you!

[NastyThug]

@all, just to clarify.....I am in the faction MAU lol and this jokester NastyThug is not a part of our faction....he tried joining over a month ago to be a "spy" and he's been trying to get intel over the last 4 weeks lol this kid is like 12 years old and for all of you who think this info is accurate and us boasting, that is in fact not the truth.....if you're looking for the child behind it, his in game name is cammo/clancy1/rooster and he was part of the Lost Souls faction....weve destroyed him over the past month and dropped his stats by over 20k, he's a bit bitter so please take it easy on him as his behind is probably sore.....as far as MAU is concerned, we apologize to anyone who thought this post was from an arrogant faction. At MAU we enjoy playing the game and respect every team we face, and in fact a lot of us have served in the military and done our team so feel free to stop by and say hi or chat it up......again I apologize for this child and hope to see you guys on the battlefield :)

-a real member of MAU

REAR ADM MAU
cammo has asked if you could pls verify the list and the stats
because as a ex serviceman he takes pride in his ability to gather intel and wants to know how correct he is
just respond in this thread so we can compare notes.
He has up to date ones because many of your allies pasted on the data but he made sure that everything was verified by two independent sources.
call back soon because he can see the Pyramids in the distance !!!

Nasty Thuggery the bagman !!

[Dutchie]

guys who cares, just encourage them who ever they are to try as hard as they can to win. We need to be more positive and happy. why does everyone only want drama? MAU or not good luck guys. I am pulling for you!

Drama is what makes it more fun and exciting! Why do you think they have so many drama TV shows on the telly? I am positive and happy if you read my elongated posts... just like this guy -

http://i49.tinypic.com/2hpkcc0.png

[thunder]

You said you were a ex serviceman please dont say you were in the US marines. Probably army my guess

[NastyThug]

A message to ALL MAU
Cammo/Clancy1
sincerely apologises for advertising the complete MAU faction squad list. In fact when MAU Seahawk come around for his daily enema rounds clancy was out on a bike ride getting his dailydose of exercise and then a bit of poncing around in lycra !!
Clancy was reminded of his rightful place in the scheme of this not real world game.

Clancy would also like to apologise to the readers because he failed to submit a player ie MAU Mini Bun Bun
MAU 171 501 67 64 567 (he calls them bunny) but they are simply MAU

MAU Bunny (name has been changed to protect the innocent) is there bunny player you know the war gaming innovation of the century.
A cheap target for their opponents to hit whilst the others dont suffer any collateral damage.
What a sacrifice taking it for the team like that.
In fact clancy has stopped believing that he can ever fight back and wants to roll over and have his tummy rubbed like a puppy !! and just wants to be MAU lap dog !!!!

best wishes from Nasty Thug

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[NastyThug]

as clancy1 likes to help people get things right and be as accurate as possible he would like like to be able to differentiate between the new prospects
just so there old friends can say hello
so they are all MAU previously known as the artist
MAU Marine, Seahawk and Gunshu get really excited when people change names its a like opening a new toy !!!

MAU Der Furher 185 821 102 100 633
MAU Chosen One 181 465 112 123 1.7 M
MAU h 200 500 132 133 312
MAU (the Bunny) 171 501 67 64 567

best wishes to the new MAU Cannon fodder from Nasty Thuggery

[Hassleham]

Did you use google translate to make this thread or something? Wow.

[Hivesy]

This went from being quite funny to being a bit disturbing where a sore loser posts stats of a faction who has kicked him out. That is out of order. Hopefully now we know your name no other factions will accept you in. That's just a big no no in my book.