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dudeman
02-25-2013, 11:14 PM
It's been a while since I last made a post about anything in CC that is so obviously "not right". Hopefully the following images are self explanatory.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/e4f96082c18d278746d4164ba83a8575.jpg
Really.... still?!

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/b44faad0c634ce3abf490288926d4837.jpg
$ what?

Everyone is encouraged to join in with screenshots of their own. Brief descriptions are acceptable if necessary, but I was hoping this thread would be more about posting photos of scenes in CC where something is clearly not as it should be.

Do also remember to edit/remove player names as necessary... Gotta stay cool with the posting rules and whatnot.

cooch
02-25-2013, 11:39 PM
Only thing right in second pic is the def numbers, time, costs etc are wrong besides the $ sign.. weird

dudeman
02-26-2013, 01:11 AM
Only thing right in second pic is the def numbers, time, costs etc are wrong besides the $ sign.. weird

Just the $ signs are weird. I actually pay that amount and finish the upgrade in that time. Modifiers :p

cooch
02-26-2013, 01:21 AM
Just the $ signs are weird. I actually pay that amount and finish the upgrade in that time. Modifiers :p

You must have weapon modifers!:eek: I see over 12 hours to upgrade and $175K....

dudeman
02-26-2013, 01:37 AM
You must have weapon modifers!:eek: I see over 12 hours to upgrade and $175K....

Yes, several of them.

39.25% faster, 51% cheaper.

Eddie Eagle Eye
02-26-2013, 02:26 AM
http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii625/EddieEagleEye/3954210a3f0504780022b7bb4c7f64dc.jpg
Hmmmm 1000 words lol

http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii625/EddieEagleEye/dbf7491aaa7431bbfe908ef586b1ee30.jpg
I'll go your 31 and up you 2!

Eddie Eagle Eye
02-26-2013, 02:38 AM
Hacker stupidity!
http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii625/EddieEagleEye/a818de3174e2e26b79c111c3d14f2030.jpg

dudeman
02-26-2013, 02:38 AM
Nice! Gree must have thought they fixed that expansion goal.

I give them a C for effort and an F for execution.

Edit: How recent are these? I also neglected to post how recent my photos were, but for the record I took the screens in the OP minutes before posting the thread.

Lonestoner
02-26-2013, 12:11 PM
Don't mind if I do...

http://imageshack.us/a/img145/2454/device20130214182215.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img689/1351/device20121221193409.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/8235/device20121227152522a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img526/4723/device20121015135156.png

Think that's all I have for now. Love the thread idea!

dudeman
02-26-2013, 12:17 PM
Lol. "OKEY"... They forgot to add the "DOKEY".

I think the Uzi Shredder just didn't come with ammo... All you can do with that one is hit people with it or throw it at them.

:p:cool:

ottootto
02-26-2013, 12:22 PM
now take down my hideout!!!!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6210/img0656j.png

Lonestoner
02-26-2013, 12:30 PM
Lol. "OKEY"... They forgot to add the "DOKEY".

I think the Uzi Shredder just didn't come with ammo... All you can do with that one is hit people with it or throw it at them.

:p:cool:

I can't watch a set of 20 videos without muttering "okey" to myself at some point throughout. :D

About the uzi shredder, you must have it right.. Unless it just looks like a gun, when in fact it's some sort of melee beast that rips uzis to shreds.. Not a clue. :p

There's also another melee mishaps, I should be able to find it in a sec..

ciontis
02-26-2013, 12:44 PM
I hope this works...

Great Scott! A tear in the space-time continuum isn't any good for anyone.

http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q711/ciontis/IMG_20130221_210711_zps2ef91cca.jpg

CJ54
02-26-2013, 12:52 PM
Really.... still?!

Honestly that was my reaction too. The goals shouldn't be popping up for anyone anymore who hits 30 expansions NOW, but it is harder to manually remove them from people who already have them. Support can do it if you're really just tired of seeing that goal.

Reading through the rest of this thread as well to report these, just wanted to comment on this.

EDIT: Okay, is it wrong that I think the Uzi Shredder and the money gun are hilarious.

Dudebot121256
02-26-2013, 12:56 PM
Haha, thanks dudeman. I got quite the chuckle looking at these, especially Lonestoner's second picture. Too bad I never seen anything funny in my game :(

dudeman
02-26-2013, 01:14 PM
Honestly that was my reaction too. The goals shouldn't be popping up for anyone anymore who hits 30 expansions NOW, but it is harder to manually remove them from people who already have them. Support can do it if you're really just tired of seeing that goal.

Reading through the rest of this thread as well to report these, just wanted to comment on this.

EDIT: Okay, is it wrong that I think the Uzi Shredder and the money gun are hilarious.

Thanks for having a look at this thread CJ, I was hoping you might.

I do not really want to bug support about most of these things though. The expansion goal is only going to be an issue if there is still a limit of 10 goals on the goals list at any given time. It hasn't been an issue for several months though, so even that probably isn't much to worry about.

Edit: Regarding the money gun, it's actually all defense buildings that currently show dollar signs in the upgrade screen. Not exactly sure why that's happening all of the sudden, but yeah, it is pretty funny. That's actually what sparked the idea for this thread.

CodeX777
02-26-2013, 05:19 PM
Hacker stupidity!
http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii625/EddieEagleEye/a818de3174e2e26b79c111c3d14f2030.jpg
where do they get a tesla cannon??? :P I want one of those!!!!

Dudebot121256
02-26-2013, 05:24 PM
where do they get a tesla cannon??? :P I want one of those!!!!It was a top 1 prize for an event a while back :(

Euchred
02-26-2013, 05:27 PM
Lrn2grammarcc

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t421/Euchred/ccgrammarnazi_zps76ff3a0f.png

Dudebot121256
02-26-2013, 05:32 PM
Lrn2grammarcc

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t421/Euchred/ccgrammarnazi_zps76ff3a0f.pngOh my goodness, how did that get overlooked? XD

Dutchie
02-26-2013, 05:41 PM
Great thread! Enjoyed the laughs... I will keep my eye out for any funnies I can find and obviously post them here!

dudeman
02-26-2013, 05:48 PM
I'd also like to file a report with the grammar police, attn: communications dept.

Photo taken GMT-5 1945 hours.
http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/0755633d377b5658573cb0517f80948f.jpg

Photo taken GMT-5 1946 hours.
http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/f8b085ca6f07f8ee4d40868a043ffb05.jpg

There appears to be a communication breakdown somewhere. :p

dudeman
02-27-2013, 02:11 PM
Has anyone ever actually seen Pepper? I know there have been problems with ghost NPCs on newer maps like Octagon Alley, but a simple delete/reinstall fixed that the first time and it's never been an issue since. However, throu all the delete/reinstall and updates that have been done over the past year, I have never, not even once, caught a glimpse of this NPC. Or the Gravedigger dude in the Gaveyard, but I finished level 5 of that map so he is gone forever I guess.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/41c2b4e4f805e547e26f2b6dba3411b5.jpg

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/1579882f0a30aabd1a7e959852e2ab76.jpg

Max Power
02-27-2013, 03:59 PM
I thought the gravedigger thing was on purpose, like he was a ghost or something.

Lonestoner
02-27-2013, 08:36 PM
I'd also like to thank CJ for stopping by here :D Though, I think I speak for all Android users when I say, we would much rather have the multi-click job's loot working again than any of these minor "cosmetic" bugs..

Found the other melee mishaps too.. I guess, since you put this on your hands, it's considered melee?? ;)

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7594/device20130227223250.png

RijilV
02-27-2013, 08:45 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2i7pguc.png

attacked you with a turf note and still won!

ottootto
02-27-2013, 08:47 PM
http://ptpimg.me/kk3lfi.png

no acess

dudeman
02-27-2013, 09:36 PM
I'd also like to thank CJ for stopping by here :D Though, I think I speak for all Android users when I say, we would much rather have the multi-click job's loot working again than any of these minor "cosmetic" bugs..

Found the other melee mishaps too.. I guess, since you put this on your hands, it's considered melee?? ;)

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7594/device20130227223250.png

The gloves are easily explained:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1656725/glove-slap-o.gif

Lonestoner
02-27-2013, 10:39 PM
The gloves are easily explained:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1656725/glove-slap-o.gif

Oh I see what you mean! So belts should be melee too then! :D

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/clutch/2012/05/PootieSlapsDaveLG.gif

Ty1on
02-27-2013, 10:48 PM
Reserved for 1,000 words if I need it....

LongFingers
02-28-2013, 05:11 AM
Look at my inventory. The escalade is my best weapon now, but I owned 0
this is the ghost Escalade, now you owned later perhaps :)

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/3491/1000wv.jpg

dudeman
02-28-2013, 11:46 PM
Oh I see what you mean! So belts should be melee too then! :D

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/clutch/2012/05/PootieSlapsDaveLG.gif

Lol... I guess the tool belt looking items in the armor section are in the wrong spot too!

I have two not weird photos taken a few minutes ago. Well, I guess some might consider them weird.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/2fd46264677844c767b116f0d73a9d7f.jpghttp://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/895cfa0ef1895d9f5a3edca5de648465.jpg

PuckinWebGuy
03-01-2013, 04:33 PM
How many members?

http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2603&d=1362180663
2603

Eddie Eagle Eye
03-01-2013, 10:47 PM
http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii625/EddieEagleEye/00772e8712c2ab8feb7e47eafa5e68ba.jpg

This one taken today , still not right

Eddie Eagle Eye
03-01-2013, 10:48 PM
Look at my inventory. The escalade is my best weapon now, but I owned 0
this is the ghost Escalade, now you owned later perhaps :)

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/3491/1000wv.jpg

Classic maybe you got this hire purchase or leased ?
Keep an eye on your bank account as you might be paying this off over 5 year period !

Eddie Eagle Eye
03-01-2013, 10:53 PM
Nice! Gree must have thought they fixed that expansion goal.

I give them a C for effort and an F for execution.

Edit: How recent are these? I also neglected to post how recent my photos were, but for the record I took the screens in the OP minutes before posting the thread.

They were taken bout a month ago but have since been removed

mxz
03-01-2013, 11:06 PM
It's spread to other cities, as well. Something seems lost in translation...

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q772/mxz1/DF7346AD-A43C-4FC7-809E-A7D3B1CE7599-1771-00000172894499F6_zps30f601f7.jpg

TZora
03-01-2013, 11:45 PM
http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2604&d=1362206647

or is it cuz of the syndicate event? can't see anyone's attck/def be it a friend or rival.

WinkadInk
03-02-2013, 12:07 AM
Haven't got me a glitch yet but these are giving me good laughs lol

Zyklones
03-02-2013, 03:57 AM
Got the same problem.. really annoying. Cannot see the stats of any rival only ???.





http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2604&d=1362206647

or is it cuz of the syndicate event? can't see anyone's attck/def be it a friend or rival.

LongFingers
03-04-2013, 03:30 AM
Look at this picture:
I'm robbing a Laundromat (OMG other LM Stalker!) while my proud/ghost henchmen are fighting against player (takes the bat in hand)
two actions at same time !

http://imageshack.us/a/img812/5766/glitchq.jpg


Classic maybe you got this hire purchase or leased ?
Keep an eye on your bank account as you might be paying this off over 5 year period !Finally I signed my contract and Escalade is now in my inventory,
while still paying the bills, of course

LongFingers
03-04-2013, 03:58 AM
Time counters in game: Sometimes frozen other times worked well,
but sometimes we can see images like this.

http://imageshack.us/a/img594/5923/glitch2w.jpg

I must wait more time to open new boxes/cases than others players ... why ?

MerlinBlack
03-04-2013, 06:16 AM
Comma before "and" for the win.

His heroes are his parents, Mother Teresa, and the Pope.
(a list of his heroes)

His heroes are his parents, Mother Teresa and the Pope.
(who are his parents again?)



I'd also like to file a report with the grammar police, attn: communications dept.

Photo taken GMT-5 1945 hours.
http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/0755633d377b5658573cb0517f80948f.jpg

Photo taken GMT-5 1946 hours.
http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/f8b085ca6f07f8ee4d40868a043ffb05.jpg

There appears to be a communication breakdown somewhere. :p

Plumbernick9
03-04-2013, 07:39 AM
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/plumbernick9/3B0A888C-80FB-4384-A36E-D73AA51BA4BD-8282-0000018641A2117D_zps5b396049.jpg

Veezy
03-04-2013, 10:56 PM
plumber...how do u have over 15k gold on hand?

cooch
03-04-2013, 11:07 PM
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/plumbernick9/3B0A888C-80FB-4384-A36E-D73AA51BA4BD-8282-0000018641A2117D_zps5b396049.jpg

Man are you lucky!!!

Facasca
03-05-2013, 10:13 AM
Man are you lucky!!!

And me??
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q482/Facasca/1B2F3413-DC58-4438-B6B2-9746AD104919-326-000000515DBDE505.jpg

Opinvu
03-05-2013, 11:55 AM
now take down my hideout!!!!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6210/img0656j.png
Oh you got the new firewall hideout. If you donate enough to match the IP address you get more flames added to the wall.

ottootto
03-05-2013, 12:00 PM
:rolleyes: ......................................

Plumbernick9
03-05-2013, 09:51 PM
plumber...how do u have over 15k gold on hand?
Its called having a job nucka!

Joeycool
03-06-2013, 08:14 AM
Its called having a job nucka!

What job do you do? I've always wondered?

WinkadInk
03-06-2013, 10:15 AM
All we know JC is that instead of buying his car with 24" rims and decked out stereo driving through the hood...he instead waste his money on gold lol

Joeycool
03-06-2013, 12:00 PM
r any of u even indian? u posts make me think your white from Brooklyn but never left the house cause u wish u were black.
an INDIAN would smash u for being so ignorant

Hello... your village called. Apparently they are missing an idiot.

Plumbernick9
03-06-2013, 02:15 PM
What job do you do? I've always wondered?
I hope you're being sarcastic buddy.

Plumbernick9
03-06-2013, 02:24 PM
What job do you do? I've always wondered?


All we know JC is that instead of buying his car with 24" rims and decked out stereo driving through the hood...he instead waste his money on gold lol

Quit worrying about other people's money. Start thinking about how to make it!

Joeycool
03-06-2013, 02:55 PM
I hope you're being sarcastic buddy.

I was going for more "dumb and dumber" humour than sarcasm...

dudeman
03-07-2013, 03:12 AM
Take this OT stuff somewhere else.

And if you're going to "educate the ignorant", use a spell check and proper grammar.

Plumbernick9
03-07-2013, 08:49 PM
Take this OT stuff somewhere else.

And if you're going to "educate the ignorant", use a spell check and proper grammar.
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy339/plumbernick9/0d7f6a5b3fa56facc56148a1a5f62eaa_zps044cc8e1.jpg

Cluff
04-17-2013, 08:38 PM
anyone find this interesting
sorry bout the crappy pic.. dont know how to fix it..says
"they finally caught us cheating! but oh well. we're working on the hack to add items ourselves"

BOS
04-17-2013, 09:00 PM
anyone find this interesting
sorry bout the crappy pic.. dont know how to fix it..says
"they finally caught us cheating! but oh well. we're working on the hack to add items ourselves"

Lol, you get that off my wall?? Hahahaha...

Cluff
04-17-2013, 09:04 PM
Haha.. no a guy in my syn did

bald zeemer
04-18-2013, 01:24 AM
I take it that's where he got his humorless literalism as well, then?

vtwin
04-18-2013, 04:19 AM
Here a screenshot of a hood that I found, I sent in a ticket, think he has a few construction hats he wearing.

In my dropbox can't seem to attach pics

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78587613/Screenshot_2013-04-17-20-13-42.png

Seriously????

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78587613/Screenshot_2013-04-18-09-49-25.png

vtwin
04-18-2013, 06:27 AM
Well I found another one this morning, 2 tickets so far today

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78587613/Screenshot_2013-04-18-08-22-48.png

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78587613/Screenshot_2013-04-18-08-23-05.png

Scarface78
04-18-2013, 07:41 AM
sounds legit

D3V
05-08-2013, 10:13 AM
The design team has finally given up~

Or they have no idea what a knife is.

http://i.imgur.com/b3PMzeo.png

Swedevil
05-08-2013, 11:11 AM
The design team has finally given up~

Or they have no idea what a knife is.

http://i.imgur.com/b3PMzeo.pngyou could say the same about the top 1000 prize... it's immortal armor. What about a modified snipers rifle is immortal and armorish?

MissCyndel
05-09-2013, 10:37 AM
Hope you can handle these two old ones ;)

http://i41.tinypic.com/35bv79k.png

http://i42.tinypic.com/20piqx.png

Tyrell R
05-09-2013, 04:37 PM
Finally a thread that shows all of gree's hilarious screw ups. thank you for posting this and hopefully i can find some and contribute.

CJ54
05-09-2013, 04:46 PM
The design team has finally given up~

Or they have no idea what a knife is.

Well, nobody said it was a particularly effective knife...

BigMoney
05-09-2013, 05:36 PM
Well, nobody said it was a particularly effective knife...

Personally, I'm looking forward to the 5% More Alliance Attack.


Edit: here is my contribution to the topic. I have a lot more baffling screenshots on my phone, but I can't be bothered to upload them right now. Here is the one I already have.

My favorite scratcher:

http://i.imgur.com/FUSbDzT.jpg

SPOILER: Here is what I won: http://i.imgur.com/KK8zBFO.jpg

Xanius
05-09-2013, 09:24 PM
If you had to pick between me or you....

dudeman
05-15-2013, 05:48 PM
Pretty sure this belongs here now.

Ticket #430068

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t440/ShredderBoris/3160e6001dc15f82fb92bfc0a266337e.jpg

Tommy Two Toes
05-22-2013, 08:51 PM
Newest LTE--rob all your own buildings?

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3734/8785976367_0759f6004b_z.jpg

dudeman
05-22-2013, 08:55 PM
Lol! Nice one dude! This thread has turned out better than I'd hoped.

@admins, can we get this stickied? It's been civil so far and we're really just trying to have fun while pointing out areas that could use some adjustments and/or improvements.

:cool:

Timmaaay
05-23-2013, 10:41 AM
Lol! Nice one dude! This thread has turned out better than I'd hoped.

@admins, can we get this stickied? It's been civil so far and we're really just trying to have fun while pointing out areas that could use some adjustments and/or improvements.

:cool:

Would prefer it not to get buried again...

nytelock
05-23-2013, 10:57 AM
Agreed. /Request sticky

Alex_
05-23-2013, 11:45 AM
http://imageupper.com/i/?S0700010060011N13693309582414721

Ice Cream Man
05-23-2013, 12:00 PM
I have an In-App purchase hung up. iTunes has already refunded my money however the CC App keeps trying to complete the download. Getting the below error. Ive submitted a ticket but not getting any kind of response from support.

"You've already purchased this In-App Purchase but it hasnt been downloaded". Ive deleted the CC app and reinstalled several times, rebooted the phone several times.

Anyone know how to fix this, its draining my battery at 13% per hour and is requireing a applieid\password everytime I open the app.

Tried to upload a photo, but every photo was too large of a file size.

Anyone on here from support?!?

Timmaaay
05-23-2013, 12:14 PM
http://imageupper.com/i/?S0700010060011N13693309582414721

I guess they dont play well with others... :p

Grant B
05-23-2013, 06:23 PM
Haha this thread is the best. Ive seen lots of these and others. I just cant be bothered to screen shot and upload them.

henry2
05-23-2013, 07:02 PM
Thank you very much for posting these pics. That were some good laughs :-)

HenryVIII
05-23-2013, 07:07 PM
Well, hello Henry2...

You must be a very wise and handsome man.

Only VI generations my senior. 😄

BigMoney
05-23-2013, 07:12 PM
I'm doing my LTQ jobs, and for some reason, I just can't shake the feeling that there's something not quite right with my Artist Quarter map. I just can't put my finger on it.

http://i.imgur.com/Zb1JKuq.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/8vrTPHH.jpg

HenryVIII
05-23-2013, 08:09 PM
Artist quarter in Venice?

(CCK) Cam
05-24-2013, 05:45 AM
Don't mind if I do...

http://imageshack.us/a/img145/2454/device20130214182215.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img689/1351/device20121221193409.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/8235/device20121227152522a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img526/4723/device20121015135156.png

Think that's all I have for now. Love the thread idea!rofl hahahhhahaha

(CCK) Cam
05-24-2013, 05:47 AM
I don't have a picture but one time I got 2 gold from a sponsored video. Mistake, but better for me.

hawkeye_9
05-24-2013, 01:20 PM
Lol. "OKEY"... They forgot to add the "DOKEY".

I think the Uzi Shredder just didn't come with ammo... All you can do with that one is hit people with it or throw it at them.

:p:cool:

I lolled! Minnesota developer?

This thread is one of the most entertaining I have read on this forum. Thanks all for posting.

(CCK) Cam
05-24-2013, 07:49 PM
Well, nobody said it was a particularly effective knife...lol!!😀 Well, it wasn't effective anyway