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I am a cow
02-23-2013, 07:36 PM
1 To ensure you get beaten up in-game please make as many strong enemies as possible (doesn't matter if you lose)

2 Do not join a faction and do not participate in events

3 Sell all of your buildings and do not upgrade you command centre

4 Do not buy buildings of any sort

5 Max your allies and do not buy any units

6 Do not max your vault instead keep your money unprotected

7 Advertise for people to attack you

8 Got up to PUN and ask them to beat the crap out of you

Thank you for reading my 200th post since the 16 of Jan
Dudebot121256
02-23-2013, 07:39 PM
Congrats on the 200th post. Props for the originality of this post.
Ryan5100
02-23-2013, 07:50 PM
This thread made my day, thank you. Lol
Durt McGurt
02-23-2013, 07:53 PM
That sounds guaranteed to work.
You should do a case study.
Ascent
02-23-2013, 08:10 PM
He is a case study :D
I am a cow
02-23-2013, 08:23 PM
He is a case study :D

Excuse me?
I am a cow
02-23-2013, 08:24 PM
Congrats on the 200th post. Props for the originality of this post.

Thanks man
I am a cow
02-23-2013, 08:24 PM
This thread made my day, thank you. Lol

You're welcome
Q Raider
02-23-2013, 08:40 PM
Perhaps the most apt comment is..... Udderly ridiculous..... :-)
I am a cow
02-23-2013, 10:55 PM
Perhaps the most apt comment is..... Udderly ridiculous..... :-)

Lol that's funny
TEG
02-24-2013, 12:40 AM
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3 Sell all of your buildings and do not upgrade you command centre
...

Is there some reason why it is important to upgrade the command center/centre ?
I am a cow
02-24-2013, 01:10 AM
It give you cash perhaps?
Paddy89
02-24-2013, 05:02 AM
He is a case study :DI was thinking the same thing. A lot of turds in the sand box lately. I feel stupid for even peeking inside a thread thread started by this guy - especially as the title already advertises how stupid it is.
Kode
02-24-2013, 05:16 AM
I would add make sure you take revenge on every one who attacks you to ensure they can find their way back. :)
Octavian
02-24-2013, 07:38 AM
Cool story, brosef
I am a cow
02-24-2013, 11:06 PM
I was thinking the same thing. A lot of turds in the sand box lately. I feel stupid for even peeking inside a thread thread started by this guy - especially as the title already advertises how stupid it is.

Thanks to the moderators for vanning this guy :D
pick_sax
02-25-2013, 07:17 AM
I think item three, in some cases, Is a realization of a number of things, NOT ALL of which are related to stupidity. Almost none in fact.
Alo
02-25-2013, 07:57 AM
U forgot to add, post everyones wall ally me or I'll destroy U. That message costed one bragger some hits for several days :D
I am a cow
02-26-2013, 10:20 PM
U forgot to add, post everyones wall ally me or I'll destroy U. That message costed one bragger some hits for several days :D

Thanks for the idea
Starling
02-26-2013, 10:44 PM
Very Moo-tivational!
Azrael'
02-27-2013, 02:02 AM
1 To ensure you get beaten up in-game please make as many strong enemies as possible (doesn't matter if you lose)

2 Do not join a faction and do not participate in events

3 Sell all of your buildings and do not upgrade you command centre

4 Do not buy buildings of any sort

5 Max your allies and do not buy any units

6 Do not max your vault instead keep your money unprotected

7 Advertise for people to attack you

8 Got up to PUN and ask them to beat the crap out of you

Thank you for reading my 200th post since the 16 of Jan

well I've following the forum for over a year now & just started my profile so here i am