Rabs fish and chip shop - join the revolution! New syndicate recruiting members now

[Frik]

Join up with Rabs fish and chip shop and lets do battle Scottish style!!!

Invite code : 343987586

Currently recruiting hard as nails Scottish folk or similar like minded mental cases

An addiction to tennants lager and frequent use of the phrase "bawbag"will guarantee a high ranking place in our syndicate.

Now cmon ya wee jakey sadsacks out there get joinin our pure mad mental syndicate so we can gan spank some foriegn bawbags!!!

[jobadass]

Awesome sales pitch!

[Dipstik]

I don't know what any of that means, but I own a kilt and drink heavily. Can I join?

[Frik]

Aye pal, you sound like just the crazy eejit we are looking for. Don yer kilt and your crate o tennants super and get in oor syndicate!!