Flower City - Where the Pansies Grow

[Burn]

http://popcorntheblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/flower-gun.jpg

Is anyone in this game still fighting? Because for the most part all I can find are people that want to talk about truces, ceasefires, and being left alone to build IPH.

The instances of in-game whining have sky-rocketed, and once sane forum users are now to be found with head in hands, foaming at the mouth and muttering gibberish about bullies ruining their life.

You can't mention the word Indians on here without someone bursting into tears, and God forbid anyone should say the name Lupo without having a variety of soothers, comfort blankets, daipers and sedatives at hand for the inevitable hysteria that will follow.

Perhaps Gree are missing an opportunity. They need to stop selling us weapons, and start selling us friendship bracelets, flowers and Care Bears that we can all gift to each other as we waltz through each others hoods scattering flower petals and chasing butterflies.

Replace the Attack button with a Give Flower button, replace the Rob button with a Wave Nicely button.

You're all pansies.

[Hero of Time]

Please don't take my Rob or Attack button away from me.

[haywood]

They need to stop selling us weapons, and start selling us friendship bracelets, flowers and Care Bears that we can all gift to each other as we waltz through each others hoods scattering flower petals and chasing butterflies.

OMG that made me literally LOL!!!! :D

[Indianluke]

Yes burn I agree ! I fight all day and only get links from just a few! No need for names but only a select few have the stones to fight back!

[CodeX777]

heheh made my day :D

[Bala82]

Well i have notice a decrease number of rival attacking when i start this game i was getting attack everyday and now i getting attack 2-3 times a weeks. While this doesn't bother me since i am more defender than attacker meaning i want people to attack me to test how good my defence is.

[Dipstik]

Well since I bought 350 sarins for boss events, it seems less than profitable. I rarely even use my stamina these days.

Also, it seems kind of pointless. I'm just playing sim city.

[Nozstik]

Indians? I thought it was Native American's now...

Someone should really explain this sensitivity issue to those guys.

And what's "Attack" mean?

[sez]

I fight 24/7, just melted all the Baroness's snowballs this weekend. I don't have a truce with anyone.

[Lupo]

I fight 24/7, just melted all the Baroness's snowballs this weekend. I don't have a truce with anyone.

Who are you? And who's Baroness?

[sez]

Who are you? And who's Baroness?

Don't really understand your question or if you're just being Lupo.

My game name is MgoBlue and I'm at lvl 168 right now.

[Ben Weston]

i'm robbing and attacking at every opportunity, still plugging away at thug life, up to 359 now and done all the expansions.

[tassychris]

I attack all the time. But haven't got the stats to hit burn just yet. But give me a little more time and I'll be there.
[CM] OZ

[jobadass]

I really like the flower idea Burn. Time spruce this place up! HEEEEEYYYYY!

Guess I'm a bit of a pansy. Haven't banked in weeks, rarely attack or collect, not upgrading anything ATM. Or maybe this game is about dead.

We will see when the syndicate thing hits and jobadass, inc rules this mofo!!!

[jobadass]

I attack all the time. But haven't got the stats to hit burn just yet. But give me a little more time and I'll be there.
[CM] OZJesus. He took a month off and your big talk still couldn't catch him?

[Ramshutu]

I would have thought that if you didn't want people to moan, wail, whine, gnash teeth, beg for mercy, and otherwise prostrate themselves before your righteous superioty then why have a hitlist?

Surely the whole point of you sitting at the top of pixelated be-teepeed mount doom, ready to through your lightening bolts of anger at all those who look at you without the right aura of quite contemplation and reverence is to cause them pain, suffering and intestinal discomfort.

[tassychris]

Jesus. He took a month off and your big talk still couldn't catch him?
I think you will find that he started this game many months before me and I suspect he has pumped way more cash into it then me. By the way job where are you our guys mis giving you daily beatings.
Have you crawled into the hole burn crawled out of.

[Burn]

I would have thought that if you didn't want people to moan, wail, whine, gnash teeth, beg for mercy, and otherwise prostrate themselves before your righteous superioty then why have a hitlist?

Surely the whole point of you sitting at the top of pixelated be-teepeed mount doom, ready to through your lightening bolts of anger at all those who look at you without the right aura of quite contemplation and reverence is to cause them pain, suffering and intestinal discomfort.

Well it kinda doesn't matter how they look at us, contemplate or even discombobulate us, we'll do that sinister stuff anyway. We also pull legs off spiders, and sandpaper fishes eyes. Well, Lupo does, the rest of us just stand back and sing songs of encouragement.

[Ramshutu]

Well it kinda doesn't matter how they look at us, contemplate or even discombobulate us, we'll do that sinister stuff anyway. We also pull legs off spiders, and sandpaper fishes eyes. Well, Lupo does, the rest of us just stand back and sing songs of encouragement.

Probably something from glee....

[Canoehead]

Burn has a good point. I won't comment on the whining, but when respect weapons no longer help you and your own iph makes low level robberies insignificant, there just isn't the same old urge to attack and rob. Boredom is killing the game, and one symptom of boredom is that people stop attacking and robbing. Maybe the syndicate thing will liven things up, but if is just another Gree money grab, the prognosis is guarded at best

[BOS]

Probably something from glee....

Burn......... Who leaked our secret songs of encouragement?? :mad:

[Burn]

Don't confirm it. Don't confirm it!!

;)

[Ramshutu]

Don't confirm it. Don't confirm it!!

;)

Don't worry burn. I figured you were more of a wham type of guy.

[tassychris]

I suspect Boda and Lupo just stand up the back and mime the words. I couldn't see either being able to learn them.

[Burn]

Bay City Rollers

[jobadass]

Have you crawled into the hole burn crawled out of.yes.
I'm in your wife's box

Edit: Ted reference. Watch it, it's way more entertains than this forum.

[tassychris]

Okay that either confirms Jobadass's actual or mental age.

[Dipstik]

Okay that either confirms Jobadass's actual or mental age.

Because he referenced an r rated #1 movie?

[DuB]

Can you really blame anyone for not caring anymore? I haven't used stamina since the last pvp tournament. I am happy collecting my 40% a couple of times a day. The only thing that irks me is that the same people keep robbing me. I have money, come rob me! Don't let Ricky Bobby and Pheonix take all my money. By the way, I would love an event where you collect different care bears. Give me a reason to actively play again. I would think by now there are enough people at or near level 200 to increase the cap. Maybe add consumable weapons, beyond explosives, that rival low tier gold purchases. Just a thought, til then flowers and hugs for all.

[tassychris]

Because he referenced an r rated #1 movie?
He referenced it after I made the comment. His carer proably told him to.

[Dipstik]

So if he made that comment after yours, then what were you talking about?

Are you Santa?

[Ericinico]

Replace the Attack button with a Give Flower button, replace the Rob button with a Wave Nicely button.You're all pansies.Lol, that would be so funny

[tassychris]

I just thought it was juvenile humour didnt realise it was from a No1 rating movie. Shows the world where we are if Ted is. The ted reference went over my head anyway I thought he was talking about ted talks. Google it amazing speaches.
I was obviously aiming to high

[dudeman]

I haven't been robbing or attacking lately, but I haven't been doing much else either. That being said, there doesn't appear to be any tolerance for excuses or reasons whether they be game related or not.

So I guess, since I don't attack or rob, this must be true?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlh3ykHY91qby30mo1_500.gif

I guess by the same logic, I don't compete in professional MMA tournaments because *irrelevant*, therefore this has to be true:

http://i.imgur.com/HljYp.gif

:p:p

[Capt Planet]

I guess by the same logic, I don't compete in professional MMA tournaments because *irrelevant*, therefore this has to be true:

http://i.imgur.com/HljYp.gif

:p:p

Where is this gif from? For some reason it reminds me of something I would see in a Foo Fighters music video or a Freddie Mercury reference, dont know why..

[dudeman]

Where is this gif from? For some reason it reminds me of something I would see in a Foo Fighters music video or a Freddie Mercury reference, dont know why..

The fact that it is Freddie Mercury may have something to do with it.

I don't know where it's from though, I just googled "Freddie Mercury gif".

[tassychris]

The fact that it is Freddie Mercury may have something to do with it.

I don't know where it's from though, I just googled "Freddie Mercury gif".
As you do a lot.

[dudeman]

As you do a lot.

Oh no, someone was mean to me on the internet! Life will never be the same.

http://slurmed.com/fanart/paul/143_bender-in-tears.gif

/sarc

[sister morphine]

The fact that it is Freddie Mercury may have something to do with it.

I don't know where it's from though, I just googled "Freddie Mercury gif".
Video for "I want to break free"

[AppleMacGuy]

Bay City Rollers

You've still got a mullet as well haven't you?

http://www.ratemymullet.com

(http://www.ratemymullet.com)

[Coladonato]

You've still got a mullet as well haven't you?

http://www.ratemymullet.com

(http://www.ratemymullet.com)

That is pretty damn funny

[Burn]

That is strictly an American haircut No? Haven't seen a mullet in the UK since Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle got divorced ;)

[Ramshutu]

That is strictly an American haircut No? Haven't seen a mullet in the UK since Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle got divorced ;)

I can imagine you with more of a scouse perm.

[Burn]

Standard short back and sides here, neat enough for work, easy to maintain, functional and inoffensive - much like me ;)

[Ramshutu]

Standard short back and sides here, neat enough for work, easy to maintain, functional and inoffensive - much like me ;)

Is that what she said?

[Max Power]

This thread delivers.

That being said, I am too bored to attack anymore. Yup, it has turned into Sims.

[Ragmondino]

I see burn more with a bald patch with little wispy hair around the edges. Pretty much a spitting image of Kyle gass.

[Joeycool]

Can you all please stop imagining what burn looks like!

[Burn]

I've already phoned the Police.

And as a further precautionary measure I've been outside and taken my underwear off the washing line.

[Ragmondino]

To late burn I already took a bit.
And joey we will be starting with you next. I'm already seeing a Smithers looking fellow in my head.

[Joeycool]

To late burn I already took a bit.
And joey we will be starting with you next. I'm already seeing a Smithers looking fellow in my head.

Dippy has a catalogue of photos of me that he likes to keep. I'm sure he'll chip in and post one soon.

[Ragmondino]

Saying that it's been a quiet night. Wonder what the trolls are plotting

[Dipstik]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2249&d=1358819708

Yeah, JC doesn't leave much to the imagination.

[Dipstik]

Saying that it's been a quiet night. Wonder what the trolls are plotting

You know exactly what we're doing, raggy.

[Ragmondino]

Haha maybe I do, maybe I dont

[Joeycool]

Ha ha!

It never ceases to amuse me that Dipstick actually downloads and saves photo's of men off the internet.

[Dipstik]

I can't believe you ever wore that shirt.

[Reznor2]

I can't believe you ever wore that shirt.

Looks like someone smacked him mid photo.

[Joeycool]

I can't believe you ever wore that shirt.

Im sure you are quite the fashionista. I apologise that my attire in photo that you downloaded and catalogued and saved doesn't meet your approval.

I note that photo is labeled JC1.

How many photos have you got of me in your collection of "man photos off the internet"?

[Dipstik]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2250&d=1358821782

I can't remember.

[Joeycool]

Looks like someone smacked him mid photo.

* face palm*

[Joeycool]

I can't remember.

That many huh?

Do I have my own folder? :cool:

[Dipstik]

Nah... More of a general lulz folder.

[Joeycool]

Nah... More of a general lulz folder.

AH clever... label it "lulz" to throw the Mrs. off the scent incase she ever gets on the laptop. She would have no interest in that.

She'd get upset if you actually labeled it "internet guy pics"

On second thoughts... maybe she does have a sense of humour. She married you after all.

[Dipstik]

Speaking of wives... Yours leave you yet? I've got bets to settle.

[Vile Lynn]

Awwww, Burn! Do you wanna hug? ;)

*kissy*kissy*

[Joeycool]

Dippy - did you notice that there is a "my little pony" app on tapjoy? haha!

Get it downloaded mate!

[Joeycool]

Awwww, Burn! Do you wanna hug? ;)

*kissy*kissy*

I'll take a hug. Dipstick is picking on me again.

[Dipstik]

Changing the subject already? Seriously... How is Chester these days? She hasn't pm'd me in months.

[Joeycool]

Changing the subject already? Seriously... How is Chester these days? She hasn't pm'd me in months.

I dont think you are fully understanding the point of my message:

http://i46.tinypic.com/29w24uf.jpg

You can earn gold in CC - by downloading My Little Pony!

[Dipstik]

Pretty sure I already have that app. No gold for me.

[Joeycool]

Pretty sure I already have that app. No gold for me.

Delete - Then re-install?

[Joeycool]

Preview of new limited edition guns for "Flower City" ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031Dshcnso4

[Dipstik]

It's ok, Joey... I'll let you change the subject. But I will need to know what date she left you eventually... There really are bets on this.

[Lupo]

Hey Dippy, I tap tap on you. Call me Tap Tap Artist

[Joeycool]

It's ok, Joey... I'll let you change the subject. But I will need to know what date she left you eventually... There really are bets on this.

What date will win you the most money?

[Dipstik]

Hey Dippy, I tap tap on you. Call me Tap Tap Artist

If you insist.

[Vile Lynn]

I'll take a hug. Dipstick is picking on me again.

*huggy*huggy* (but I am not saying where!)

[Lupo]

If you insist.

BTW, I'm curious if you are aware that the person you love so much is dead. I understand you like COLD, but this is too much bro, it's dead cold , straight from the freezer.

[Hero of Time]

Hey Lupo, have you ever thought about abusing PUN members? They're from MW.

[Lupo]

Hey Lupo, have you ever thought about abusing PUN members? They're from MW.

I'm abusing everybody out of my circle of friends, don't care if is from MW, MQ (Dipstik is an leader there), Tetris, Pinball , Pac-Man, etc.

[Lupo]

No gold for me.

Told you, wait for the FoodStamps sale.

btw, your importance on my hit list is on the "Stamina Dump" category.

[Ragmondino]

It's not a stamina dump if your paying to refill it.

[jobadass]

Hey Lupo, have you ever thought about abusing PUN members? They're from MW.last warning. Quit it please

[Lupo]

It's not a stamina dump if your paying to refill it.

This is my skill (secret), I don't pay anything...:p:p

[Steve0]

That is strictly an American haircut No? Haven't seen a mullet in the UK since Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle got divorced ;)I think we up graded to skullet's.
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh310/steveyboy419/517B73E8-7FB2-41F9-B89A-5C07F1AAA743-9749-00000BAD7D8E3EB5.jpg

[Dipstik]

This is my skill (secret), I don't pay anything...:p:p

That's interesting... And how would that work?

[Paulio]

That's interesting... And how would that work?

He has a sponsor.

[Burn]

You lot are making fools of yourselves. Just saying.

The obsession with baiting Lupo serves only to make you look broken and bitter. List those that abuse Lupo here, you've got a list of those that he owns in-game. All the guy is doing is playing the game, banter and wall abuse included, if you can't deal with that without getting all bent out of shape, accept that he has broken you and move on.

Ironically, you're actually doing the very thing the OP refers to, but are clearly too emotionally involved to see how ridiculous that makes you look.

As for the comments from Dips re Joeys personal business, that's just plain vicious, and completely uneccessary. True colors on display there.

This game appears to have broken some of you, perhaps now time that some should consider checking out, as the heat is clearly too much.

[Ramshutu]

This thread has turned into a game of jenga. There are no winners
only losers.

[Ragmondino]

To be honest burn its more that he responds. There's no fun poking something that will just lie there. You get a response you keep on going.

[sez]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2250&d=1358821782

I can't remember.

Like a Greek God, JC's body was chiseled out of stone by the mighty hand of Zues himself. Lookin good JC, be proud :) lol #full homo

[Ramshutu]

FYI burn, there is a very easy check you can perform to tell who has cracked, or 'lost' in the overall psychological battle that is crime city and the forums.

If the persons post is a textual version of this:

http://th605.photobucket.com/albums/tt135/TigerQueeny/Animated%20Avatars/th_Preview3.gif

... Then they can be described as having lost.

I would completely agree that some people here have gone all mentAl and need to chillax and realise its just a game.

Also Dippy. For the really harsh comments, which were out of order, all I can say is this:

Bella dies
Faile survives.

[Joeycool]

Bella dies
Faile survives.

I have a horrible feeling thats just ruined it for me.

[Ramshutu]

Could have been worse. You could have read it before the edit.

[Ragmondino]

Cheers ram you ruined it for me as well

[Paulio]

You lot are making fools of yourselves. Just saying.

The obsession with baiting Lupo serves only to make you look broken and bitter. List those that abuse Lupo here, you've got a list of those that he owns in-game. All the guy is doing is playing the game, banter and wall abuse included, if you can't deal with that without getting all bent out of shape, accept that he has broken you and move on.

Burn, as much controversy as you stir up, I love that you're back on the forum. It just isn't the same without you. And, when you rile folks up I take it with a grain of salt because I know that you do it for the entertainment value. Why then are you calling out others for doing the same thing towards Lupo? It's true that some people get pretty butthurt by him. As for myself, I love baiting this "special" guy just to have a laugh when he inevitably responds. I don't see much difference between that and what you do, only that you do it a little better.

[Paulio]

Could have been worse. You could have read it before the edit.

PM me. I'm dying to know :)

[Lupo]

It's true that some people get pretty butthurt by him. As for myself, I love baiting this "special" guy just to have a laugh when he inevitably responds.

WOW, and how do you "bait" me? Showing your ButtHurt?

[Paulio]

Just like that .... LOL

[Lupo]

Just like that .... LOL

Just like that, bent your shape...:p:p

[Lupo]

As for myself, I love baiting this "special" guy
http://i.imgur.com/HljYp.gif


Polio, go BAIT someone else cuz I'm not INTO.

[Dipstik]

http://i.imgur.com/HljYp.gif


Polio, go BAIT someone else cuz I'm not INTO.

This post needs less bold and more prepositionary objects.

[Lupo]

It's true that some people get pretty butthurt by him..

Why name change, Polio? WTF name is this "SLEEPER"? Did I ButtHurt you so bad?

[Burn]

Burn, as much controversy as you stir up, I love that you're back on the forum. It just isn't the same without you. And, when you rile folks up I take it with a grain of salt because I know that you do it for the entertainment value. Why then are you calling out others for doing the same thing towards Lupo? It's true that some people get pretty butthurt by him. As for myself, I love baiting this "special" guy just to have a laugh when he inevitably responds. I don't see much difference between that and what you do, only that you do it a little better.

I'm glad you love me ;)

The only thing I'm calling out, is people whining about Lupo being a bully, that then find it acceptable to collectively follow the guy around the forums assassinating his character and portraying him as some kind of douche bag. It's pure hypocrisy, and perfectly illustrates that the majority in Crime City that whine about bullying, would happily be a bully themselves - they just lack the balls to see the job through.

Lupo is just playing the game. Better than his rivals. Fact is, it's Crime City not Tootsie Town. So get off his ass.

For what it's worth, if I picked a team of players to have on my side, Lupo would be first name on the list, because he is honest, loyal, and relentless. His character is far superior to some of the low-lifes, sneaks and back-stabbers that play this game. The Wolf is cool.

[Joeycool]

For what it's worth, if I picked a team of players to have on my side, Lupo would be first name on the list, because he is honest, loyal, and relentless. His character is far superior to some of the low-lifes, sneaks and back-stabbers that play this game. The Wolf is cool.

He'd be first on my list too. :cool:

[TruthHurts]

He'd be first on my list too. :cool:

Ditto!

Extras

[Burn]

Ok, phew, hopefully that's me, Joey n Truth off Lupos hit list for a while ;) ;) ;)

[fuzzy]

Ok, phew, hopefully that's me, Joey n Truth off Lupos hit list for a while ;) ;) ;)

Me too....1st on my list

I have had way to many conversation with guy for him not to be 1st.

[Ramshutu]

This list. Is it laminated?

[Ragmondino]

Must be ram. Has to be to be able to easily wipe clean for any substance that might get dribbled on it...

[sez]

This reminds me of a "Elite" few members here...


Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a Indian?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have in this gang anyway?
[Entire gang stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Indian Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!

[Ragmondino]

Great movie

[Ramshutu]

Not Mel brooks best movie, but up there. Silent movie is my favourite.

[sez]

It was on last night, love the part where they're combing the desert, the 2 Black guys have the huge hair pic. I like "History of the World" also. Even early Dave Chapele in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" :)

[Ragmondino]

Men in tights cracks me up. Ain't seen it in ages. Must dig it out.
On topic: Lupo one of your guys keeps posting homo erotic messages on my wall. I think he fancys me.

[Ramshutu]

Careful fellas, this kinda talk will get you put on that dreaded list. Respect the Indians or butthurt will ensue......

My leg is aching a little. Is there some sort of sub-list for minor irritatants that calls for retribution less severe than butthurt?

[Alice]

Just started a camping account (also named Alice) on BlueStacks. Haven't done any jobs or got attacked...let's see how long I could remain in level 2

BTW, please add me: 651 329 210, thanks~

[Ramshutu]

Silence, your worse than domestos.

If this is the case I suggest you eat me.

[Ramshutu]

Hello freak

Oh my, with that wildean put down you have crushed my dreams and destroyed any semblance of quiet dignity i once possessed. With your inciteful and biting insult i must now find a dark corner of a forgotten warehouse to curl up in so that I may weep and void my bowels in private solitude away from the judgement of society.

[Joeycool]

Oh my, with that wildean put down you have crushed my dreams and destroyed any semblance of quiet dignity i once possessed. With your inciteful and biting insult i must now find a dark corner of a forgotten warehouse to curl up in so that I may weep and void my bowels in private solitude away from the judgement of society.

You realise he doesn't understand a word you just said? ;)

[Ramshutu]

You realise he doesn't understand a word you just said? ;)

You do realise that the comment wasn't made for his benefit ;)

[Joeycool]

You do realise that the comment wasn't made for his benefit ;)

I Know... I wanted to approve of your comment, while putting down the other party at the same time. :D

[Dipstik]

.... I don't think he's going to respond, dude.

[out of names]

I think ppl will fight more if xp gaining decreases, cuz when u just keep on fighting, even for high lvls they will lvl pretty fast

[Gunflame]

That was a pretty funny read, perhaps if Gree gave us more incentive to fight each other outside of wars, then just maybe you would see more fights.

[K-Dawg]

i like pancakes.......sorry i needed a way to insert myself into the conversation

[Gunflame]

The most prominent events are LTQ's so that probably adds to the fact that energy is everyone's primary focus and not stamina.

[dr007]

I guess I missed the original thread. It is pretty funny. Ironic that indians are the ones hiding now and not hitting back. Before the rival list glitch I went around hitting them all and not one hit back, even their strongest in stats, some came on forum to say they hit, others write comments on their own walls but no links. I guess we should think before we write. It comes full circle!

[BOS]

Nice necro... Oh, and dr007, you obviously haven't hit me...