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Ferr
12-06-2012, 10:28 AM
Clearly we are all dating. To join my faction i have the following requests:
Do not belong to any group,
Use Decent, if possible intelligent, communication
Have a High dosis of relativism
Have Humor
Be Forum active
Have Decent stats

My invite code is:
230 269 285.

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 10:31 AM
Lol...you are too much.

As for your "factionlove.com" requirements, you are definitely picky. And I'm assuming "have decent stats" is relative, because nobody is coming close to yours...;)

Ferr
12-06-2012, 10:42 AM
Lol...you are too much.

As for your "factionlove.com" requirements, you are definitely picky. And I'm assuming "have decent stats" is relative, because nobody is coming close to yours...;)
Just to scare off the level 1 to 10 ;)

Ph4ntom Stranger
12-06-2012, 10:43 AM
I do not belong to anyone (game related - and assuming gree gets the update to android)
I have good stats for level 60 standards (we're allies so you can check)
I'll pull my weight (albeit relative to your massive iph)

I have blue eyes and Sugar can vouch for my smile! lol

Jhenry02
12-06-2012, 10:43 AM
Intelligence? I'm out!

Ferr
12-06-2012, 10:44 AM
I do not belong to anyone (game related - and assuming gree gets the update to android)
I have good stats for level 60 standards (we're allies so you can check)
I'll pull my weight (albeit relative to your massive iph)
I have blue eyes and Sugar can vouch for my smile!
Inn you both are;)

Ferr
12-06-2012, 10:45 AM
Intelligence? I'm out!
Well, self knowledge is a strong indication of intelligence...

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 10:50 AM
I do not belong to anyone (game related - and assuming gree gets the update to android)
I have good stats for level 60 standards (we're allies so you can check)
I'll pull my weight (albeit relative to your massive iph)

I have blue eyes and Sugar can vouch for my smile! lol

Yeeeesss Ferr, pick this one up. He's dreamy! ;)

mickymacirl
12-06-2012, 10:55 AM
Why dont you join one of the forum groups already created ferr?

Ferr
12-06-2012, 10:57 AM
Why dont you join one of the forum groups already created ferr?
Cant do that, its against my nature.

Ganja
12-06-2012, 11:01 AM
Will this make it to your team?

Level 34
89 allies - low level
36K A/D - okay
250 IPH - decent

Won't be able to contribute much but I will pledge all resources to your cause!

Ferr
12-06-2012, 11:04 AM
Will this make it to your team?

Level 34
89 allies - low level
36K A/D - okay
250 IPH - decent

Won't be able to contribute much but I will pledge all resources to your cause!
Go for it ganja and it is as much your cause

mickymacirl
12-06-2012, 11:04 AM
Cant do that, its against my nature.

ah thats a shame

Domino_brown
12-06-2012, 11:04 AM
Please sir, take me with you...I've no where else to go:)

Ganja
12-06-2012, 11:06 AM
Just sent you a request...

Mcdoc
12-06-2012, 11:24 AM
Ferr - if you won't "join" - perhaps you could make a Quick "Cameo" Celebrity appearance to drop off a special delivery? We would love to use your IPH to purchase a Vault of cash if we feed you the I-tunes codes to do so.

Just out of Inter-Galactic Curiosity - How much Cash does Gree show available to you for a full vault?

Thanks!

Jhenry02
12-06-2012, 11:25 AM
Ferr, I appreciate the veiled compliment. But, I am heading up VFF Charlie. My comment was solely in jest.

However,
We have one member, who wants to join your crew, his name is Variable/elastic earl.
He is very outgoing, has decent stats, and has been a help to us.
I think it speaks to his character that I chose him to be an officer of Charlie. I think he would be a valuable asset to your team.

-Jason

Mcdoc
12-06-2012, 11:27 AM
Lol...you are too much.

As for your "factionlove.com" requirements...;)

Hey Sugarmama - I thought I was your Sugardaddy already in Team Alpha - LoL

Don't let those wondering eyes get you in trouble ;p - LoLoL

Tctiger
12-06-2012, 11:27 AM
Join the forum Euro fighters ferr we got stacks of sticky green ;)

Fun Killer
12-06-2012, 11:31 AM
I'd love to join your faction Ferr, not sure if I'm good enough.

Lvl 68
Allies 83
Attack: 10800
Def: 12400
IPH: $580K

Let me, now thanks.

Elastic Earl
12-06-2012, 11:42 AM
In Game name Variable. Dont belong to any groups.
Level 77 73k/81k A/D which is pretty good for these levels
IPH 599,267
Will contribute best i can if you will have me.
Also have blue eyes. dont have anyone to vouch for that however...

Ferr
12-06-2012, 11:57 AM
In Game name Variable. Dont belong to any groups.
Level 77 73k/81k A/D which is pretty good for these levels
IPH 599,267
Will contribute best i can if you will have me.
Also have blue eyes. dont have anyone to vouch for that however...
I would say perfect

Jhenry02
12-06-2012, 12:00 PM
Good call Ferr, I'll vouch his eyes are a nice shady of milky blue.

Elastic Earl
12-06-2012, 12:03 PM
Reporting for duty. Request sent.

Long dong silver
12-06-2012, 12:32 PM
Hi Ferr, would you add me to ur allies list please. My invite code is 323 246 624.

Many thanks and good luck
Lee

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 12:47 PM
Hey Sugarmama - I thought I was your Sugardaddy already in Team Alpha - LoL

Don't let those wondering eyes get you in trouble ;p - LoLoL

Of course you are baby....us vets gotta stick together.

I was merely commenting on how picky Ferr was being; no wonder right now he is a faction of one! Lol.

Harry Tuttle
12-06-2012, 12:50 PM
What does this mean for the boycott, Ferr?

Ganja
12-06-2012, 01:19 PM
Ferr - sent you a PM re:Empire Ferr

Dhusagar
12-06-2012, 01:58 PM
Clearly we are all dating. To join my faction i have the following requests:
Do not belong to any group,
Erm, how can I join the faction without belonging to the group? :-)

Use Decent, if possible intelligent, communication
I never text in the nude!

Have a High dosis of relativism
I understand the difference between relativism and logical positivism if that is any help?

Have Humor
You want someone who understands the Hegelian dialectic AND is humorous? GOD - your standards are high!

Be Forum active
Posted occasionally.

Have Decent stats
Why does the song "nothing compares to you come to mind"?

Anyway, a butterfly really can fly with an eagle.....

My invite code is:
230 269 285.


Ready and waiting!

Fl@sh
12-06-2012, 02:30 PM
Cant do that, its against my nature.Your nature is to dominate. A few of the groups already created will do that.

Dry
12-06-2012, 02:30 PM
as i said ,, boycott bul**** with this guys

fuzzlenutz
12-06-2012, 02:43 PM
I voted for you not to quit the game Ferr
Is that forum active enough?

Logan68
12-06-2012, 03:38 PM
Long time forum lurker but finally joined so I could "date."

Looking for a long term commitment, must enjoy world domination and quiet walks on the beach. I love the smell of napalm in the morning and making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

My vitals: Atk:39k Def: 41k IPH: 567k Lvl:117.
Pisces.
Best pick up line: "If I received a nickel for everytime I saw a faction as great as yours, I'd have five cents."

Alliance ID: 324 711 544. In game name: Logan

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 03:50 PM
Ferr, you are getting some good dates on here! Who ya gonna pick???

My vote is still for nice smile..;)

Fl@sh
12-06-2012, 03:53 PM
Ferr is not strong enough to join my guild. He needs a better army.

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 04:01 PM
Ferr is not strong enough to join my guild. He needs a better army.

Lol..you got jokes. Damn, let me check out your stats again..

dthfrmabv
12-06-2012, 04:03 PM
Lol..you got jokes. Damn, let me check out your stats again..

hey mama he is probably a sexy papa!

Ferr
12-06-2012, 04:11 PM
What does this mean for the boycott, Ferr?
No gold purchase

Thenoob
12-06-2012, 04:15 PM
Pick me for your faction I'm S M R T I can spell my name backwards

Sugarymama
12-06-2012, 04:26 PM
hey mama he is probably a sexy papa!

Probably, or a sugar daddy with all that gold he's sitting on top of. ;)

Ferr
12-06-2012, 04:26 PM
Ready and waiting!
You re in ;)

Ferr
12-06-2012, 04:27 PM
No date Ferr...you no pretty boy...no care you edikkated ..no care big money...
no date...no care you atterrrney...no care you live Amsterdam ...no care hookers
and pot...no date...you got whiskey? Ok date!
Armagnac ok?

Ferr
12-06-2012, 05:38 PM
[QUOTE=twofinger;513309]No Armaniac....Jack Daniels, porr favor...you must be foreign fellow Ferr?[/QUOTE
Nope, 100 % dutch, louis XIII then. Best cognac i have...

Idiokus
12-06-2012, 05:59 PM
Ha ha nice thread very fun! Here I go...long hair, long legs Amerian girl living in Paris can I join Your dating team please!!!!! I'll bring wine:-)

King little fruit fly
12-06-2012, 06:45 PM
Clearly we are all dating. To join my faction i have the following requests:
Do not belong to any group,
Use Decent, if possible intelligent, communication
Have a High dosis of relativism
Have Humor
Be Forum active
Have Decent stats

My invite code is:
230 269 285.


Ferr, I am disqualified because of the humor thing, can we drop that requirement then I am all in?? :p

umecks
12-06-2012, 11:46 PM
wow i laugh when I saw it is about the faction.

ArthurWellsley
12-07-2012, 01:55 AM
Ha ha nice thread very fun! Here I go...long hair, long legs Amerian girl living in Paris can I join Your dating team please!!!!! I'll bring wine:-)

OK I have a BA flight on Monday; http://www.britishairways.com/travel/fx/public/en_gb?eId=111011&timestamp=1207084635

and a suite at the Four Seasons George V; https://secure.fourseasons.com/content/fourseasons/en/booking/choose_room.html

Would you like to bring your long legs and long hair to the hotel and stay with me the night for a torrid night of ....................



Modern War! - what did you think I was going to suggest? Passion, debauchery?

Idiokus
12-07-2012, 05:29 AM
OK I have a BA flight on Monday; http://www.britishairways.com/travel/fx/public/en_gb?eId=111011×tamp=1207084635

and a suite at the Four Seasons George V; https://secure.fourseasons.com/content/fourseasons/en/booking/choose_room.html

Would you like to bring your long legs and long hair to the hotel and stay with me the night for a torrid night of ....................



Modern War! - what did you think I was going to suggest? Passion, debauchery?

Ha ha good good!! Thanks Arthur Wellsley you are so funny...still cracking up with all the http info!!! Nice to have a good laugh really enjoyed this thread...changes from all the drama! Take care Sir Wellsley and don't behave! Ha ha

Arizona
12-07-2012, 06:28 AM
Nope, 100 % dutch, louis XIII then. Best cognac i have...
I do like this, or RM XO

http://i46.tinypic.com/2mpebvc.jpg

Proprioc3ption
12-07-2012, 06:47 AM
I will uphold the rightful claim and follow your lead where ever you go my friend.
I'm already in your alliance Ferr, but would be even more honored to be in your faction.

Level: 31
IPH: 245,598
WIN/LOSS Ratio: 775/3
Attack/Defense: 15k+/15k+

SevenO9
12-07-2012, 07:00 AM
Throwing my hat in the ring. Not as good looking as my avatar but less bionik parts ;-)

Ingame name in MW is Andy

Urbz
12-07-2012, 10:25 AM
Hi Ferr
Already in your alliance ( lucky me ) ...17k attack 19 k def.....246k income ...I'm not a beauty ...instead I'm the ruff construction guy , proud father of two. Ready to help as I can . ...thank you . Name it's urbz in game will send u a request.

doomnosee
12-07-2012, 11:55 AM
Hi Herr Ferr,

Elastic Earl a fellow faction member pointed me tour way:-)

I would very much like to join your faction.
My stats are ok I think (Att 72k, def 65k, iph 900k, lev 98 blah blah).

The reason I want to join you is because I am looking for an active and fun group!

My code is 788102103, and I check pms too:-)

Cheers
DNS

jeffdbckly
12-15-2012, 03:57 AM
But now-a-days dating is become a new dimension...

jay_usher
12-15-2012, 04:20 AM
Unlucky Micky worth a try

Ferr
12-15-2012, 06:16 AM
This is the dating site for the louis XIII lovers. Newest requirement for empires faction membership.

Ferr
12-15-2012, 06:17 AM
[QUOTE=doomnosee;514229]Hi Herr Ferr,

Elastic Earl a fellow faction member pointed me tour way:-)

I would very much like to join your faction.
My stats are ok I think (Att 72k, def 65k, iph 900k, lev 98 blah blah).

The reason I want to join you is because I am looking for an active and fun group!

My code is 788102103, and I check pms too:-)

Cheers
DNS[/QUOTE
Send you a pm

Chuck Nuts
12-15-2012, 03:41 PM
I just layed the foundation for my second Anniversary Center building. Gonna have a nice pair right in the middle of my base. I'm looking to contribute to the team and conquer some countries.

I'm not very attractive or charming, but I can repair almost anything that is broken. I've been married for a long time and I don't even remember my last "date", but my wife often loans me out to her girlfriends to fix their busted cars or computers or plumbing, etc. .... That's kinda like dating, right?

I play MW and CC hourly and I can hold my own against most opponents at my level. I'm always in good spirits and active in the events.

I would really like to join this faction. My ID is: 373 331 147

Cheers!

Captain Steelman
12-15-2012, 04:07 PM
I just layed the foundation for my second Anniversary Center building. Gonna have a nice pair right in the middle of my base. I'm looking to contribute to the team and conquer some countries.

I'm not very attractive or charming, but I can repair almost anything that is broken. I've been married for a long time and I don't even remember my last "date", but my wife often loans me out to her girlfriends to fix their busted cars or computers or plumbing, etc. .... That's kinda like dating, right?

I play MW and CC hourly and I can hold my own against most opponents at my level. I'm always in good spirits and active in the events.

I would really like to join this faction. My ID is: 373 331 147

Cheers!

Ok, you don´t mind then if I add you for a tour at your base so I can take a look at your AC Buildings...?

Chuck Nuts
12-15-2012, 04:28 PM
Sure, just send me an alliance request: 373-331-147

The second Anniversary Center will be finished up tomorrow morning (unless I get anxious and accelerate it).

Cheers!

vNasty
12-15-2012, 04:51 PM
First off key me say I am the new guy ...well at least within the forum. I have been following for a while now and finally made the jump into membership. I am a loyal modern war gamer and play almost religiously hA. No joke. It is an honor to meet you all and have an opportunity to be apart if ferrsarmy. I uBersexual brown eyes ...pretty decent stats and a love for the game . Please accept my formal requestto join your faction. Thanks

Ferr
12-15-2012, 05:30 PM
Faction requests can be send to 230 269 285 but i must warn, chances are little at this time as we are getting rather full...

MonkeyPuppy2012
12-15-2012, 06:20 PM
Are you seriously trying to start a dating site... for real?

Ferr
12-15-2012, 06:25 PM
Are you seriously trying to start a dating site... for real?
Errrr, you got me there for a minute...

MonkeyPuppy2012
12-15-2012, 06:41 PM
Not trying to "get you"

Are you seriously trying to start a dating site?

Chuck Nuts
12-16-2012, 08:11 AM
My second AC building is up and running this morning.

I didn't see an invite from you, Captain Steelman, unless your game name is different.

Still hoping for a chance to join the Empire! Please check me out. I've got 90 blocks of concrete to donate as soon as they fix the problem for Android players.

Thanks guys!

Farzin
12-16-2012, 09:51 AM
Sure, just send me an alliance request: 373-331-147

The second Anniversary Center will be finished up tomorrow morning (unless I get anxious and accelerate it).

Cheers!

Me too Chuck Nuts, I want a tour of your anniversary buildings! I will send you an alliance request. By the way, how did you ever save up 99 million for the anniversary center, not once but twice? I always get attacked even if I have 8 to 10 million in my vault. My ID is 622-721-671. Cheers.

Chuck Nuts
12-17-2012, 09:44 AM
In this case, I felt that it was necessary to spend real money to get these two buildings. I'll save game cash to upgrade them over time, but they are just too powerful to miss and I couldn't take the chance that they would only be available for a few days.

Go big or go home, right?

Chuck Nuts
12-17-2012, 09:54 AM
I've been working on my bio to try and score a date:
2069

What I lack in stats, I make up for with enthusiasm.

Dutchie
12-17-2012, 10:47 AM
Not trying to "get you"

Are you seriously trying to start a dating site?

You are persistent... are you interested in a date with Ferr then? ;)

Ferr
12-17-2012, 06:42 PM
You are persistent... are you interested in a date with Ferr then? ;)
Omg, you could be right!!

King little fruit fly
12-17-2012, 06:46 PM
It is amazing to see this dating site is still drawing interest after how many weeks now. ;)

Ferr
12-18-2012, 08:50 AM
I am married so my date would be a mistress! Your application form can be send to 230 269 285. No photo required, considering my age i will accept everything

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 09:24 AM
I am married so my date would be a mistress! Your application form can be send to 230 269 285. No photo required, considering my age i will accept everything

Lol...I thought your harem was full Ferr. You opening up the factionlove.com site again??? I'm sure you will get lots and lots of applications now...

Ferr
12-18-2012, 04:02 PM
Lol...I thought your harem was full Ferr. You opening up the factionlove.com site again??? I'm sure you will get lots and lots of applications now...
Sm, i need a harem manager!

Ph4ntom Stranger
12-18-2012, 04:34 PM
Sugar would be perfect for that! Her name implies sweet, but I bet she has enough spice to keep the rowdy ones in line :) lol

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 04:57 PM
Sm, i need a harem manager!

Oooo, I like the sound of that job...Harem Manager. Sounds important and slutty at the same time..lol.

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 04:59 PM
Sugar would be perfect for that! Her name implies sweet, but I bet she has enough spice to keep the rowdy ones in line :) lol

Thanks luv. But my mouth has gotten me into trouble on more than one occassion. I was taught to always express myself and not be a punk, but I've also learned that silence is very golden at times.

But not when I'm interviewing for Harem Manager. That sounds like a job where I would need to talk a lot...lol.

Ferr
12-18-2012, 05:02 PM
Sm, you are hired of course. Terms and conditions will be send to you. Dont read the smsll print though. Ever read 50 shades of grey? i copied paste most of it ;)

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 05:12 PM
Sm, you are hired of course. Terms and conditions will be send to you. Dont read the smsll print though. Ever read 50 shades of grey? i copied paste most of it ;)

LOL...I cannot wait to start working..

Yes, I read that trash...lol. My book club was so in love with it, but to be honest I wasn't overly impressed. It wasn't totally bad, but I didn't think the writing was all that great. I've read much racier sex novels. And, my club reads good books, like the Kite Runner, Middlesex, Passage to India, The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, etc. I thought we were dumbing it down with Grey...lol.

Ferr
12-18-2012, 05:30 PM
Wow sm, forget the harem manager, lets get together and call ourselves a book club ;).

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 05:41 PM
Wow sm, forget the harem manager, lets get together and call ourselves a book club ;).

Love the idea. You pick a book written by a local author in Amsterdam, I'll fly out and we can discuss it in a coffee shop, then I'll pick a book written by a local author in NY, and you can fly out and we'll discuss in a lounge. It will be fun...;)

Ferr
12-18-2012, 05:54 PM
Love the idea. You pick a book written by a local author in Amsterdam, I'll fly out and we can discuss it in a coffee shop, then I'll pick a book written by a local author in NY, and you can fly out and we'll discuss in a lounge. It will be fun...;)
This dating site is my best idea ever! Will deliver my fist book soon and Coffeeshops are my cup of tea of course. Did we ever quarrel on boycotts? Must have been in another life!

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 06:03 PM
This dating site is my best idea ever! Will deliver my fist book soon and Coffeeshops are my cup of tea of course. Did we ever quarrel on boycotts? Must have been in another life!

Lol... Great minds think alike, but they also debate at times. Comes with the territory of having an opinion..

I drink tea, and coffee occassionally. Do the shops have fresh pastries? It's all about the pastries...

Boycott? What's that? Never even heard of one..

Ferr
12-18-2012, 06:12 PM
Lol... Great minds think alike, but they also debate at times. Comes with the territory of having an opinion..

I drink tea, and coffee occassionally. Do the shops have fresh pastries? It's all about the pastries...

Boycott? What's that? Never even heard of one..
No pastries in the coffeeshop. Your presence will make up for that though ;). We also may not be able to read in there, the ever lasting veil of exhaled smoke lurking in dimmed darkness will feed the psychodelic phantasies. Who needs a book for that!

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 06:27 PM
No pastries in the coffeeshop. Your presence will make up for that though ;). We also may not be able to read in there, the ever lasting veil of exhaled smoke lurking in dimmed darkness will feed the psychodelic phantasies. Who needs a book for that!

Actually, one of our books was Stash (my selection) about a suburban woman who smokes weed occassionally, gets into a car accident which kills the driver in the other vehicle. Interesting read. I had a Jamaican theme for the meeting (I know, so stereotypical), jerk chicken, oxtails, rice and beans, rum punch, and "special" brownies. It was a hit!

Damn, no pastries. I know what Amsterdam coffee shops specialize in, but what about the munchies? How ya gonna take care of them with no pastries???

Ferr
12-18-2012, 06:35 PM
Actually, one of our books was Stash (my selection) about a suburban woman who smokes weed occassionally, gets into a car accident which kills the driver in the other vehicle. Interesting read. I had a Jamaican theme for the meeting (I know, so stereotypical), jerk chicken, oxtails, rice and beans, rum punch, and "special" brownies. It was a hit!

Damn, no pastries. I know what Amsterdam coffee shops specialize in, but what about the munchies? How ya gonna take care of them with no pastries???
Cut them, boil them and drink it. Bad taste so we need sugar, lots of it. We would also need an afterparty as they close at two am and the tea will work longer than that lol. Anyways, i m off to bed girl.

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 06:45 PM
Cut them, boil them and drink it. Bad taste so we need sugar, lots of it. We would also need an afterparty as they close at two am and the tea will work longer than that lol. Anyways, i m off to bed girl.

Nighty night. I keep forgetting about the time difference. Chat with you soon..:o

King little fruit fly
12-18-2012, 07:51 PM
arhhh, Ferr is dating Sugar today! ;)

Sugarymama
12-18-2012, 07:53 PM
arhhh, Ferr is dating Sugar today! ;)

Yup...I need a Sugar Daddy...lol.

King little fruit fly
12-18-2012, 07:54 PM
Exactly, but you would need to move to Amsterdam to hack the full benefit. :D