MW Great Battle News

[iamnasty]

Reporter - CXN
Planet - Earth
Location - G12 Base

Currently ongoing the great and intensive battle between the Mighty Great Pirates clan and G12. It's a classic battle as the Mighty Pirates brought along the whole Pirates family including the neighborhood Pirates in the progress of wiping out G12 on 24/7

Based on MW intelligence report, it started with Pirate JR, G1mfty raid/attack G12 base continuously with huge success, CONGRATULATION to Pirate JR.
Suddenly after couple of days G12’s STAT grown stronger, retaliated and managed a great victory over Pirate JR.

Pirate JR losses created a great embarrassment and lost of pride to the Mighty Pirates clan. Unbearable watching Pirate JR crying and complaining to the Mighty Great Pirate Papa and Mommy Pirate, decision was made and to avoid any further great embarrassment and lost of pride to the Mighty Great Pirates clan, is to wipe out G12 on 24/7.

Mighty Papa Pirate great planning required a good acceptable excuses to start an official battle with G12 is, therefore it is much easy to pin point G12 a hacker as no one has any idea who and how a hacker is. This great excuse required to convince the public not to and avoid accuse the Mighty Great Pirate clan as Great bullies without any ethic or honor.
With a great excuse to start the battle with G12, mmediately Mighty Great Papa Pirate instructed the whole Pirate family including neighborhood Pirates to wipe out G12.
With high spirit and confident assured of victory as the Mighty Great Pirates clan with a total of 100 times more STAT than G12, the Mighty Great Pirates clan takes their sweet time to wiping out G12 on 24/7.

Based on further MW intelligence report, Mighty Papa Pirates refuses to include Pirate JR in the revenge battle as worry JR causes more and further great embarrassment and lost of pride to the Mighty Great Pirate clan, also further, worrying JR crying to the Mighty Great Papa Pirate and Mommy Pirate.

For the future battle plan, Might Great Papa Pirates instructed to all Pirates NOT to send a boy to do a man's job and avoid any further great embarrassment and lost of pride to the Mighty Great Pirate clan.

Further instruction from Great Papa Pirate for the near future battle plan is to wipe out any opponent that attack or touches on any of the Mighty Great Pirate clan, further to this instruction and ensured of the Mighty Great Pirate clan’s pride and honor intact, shall any Pirate lost in any battle, immediately the whole Pirate family including neighborhood Pirates and guest of honor, PJ, MUST attack/raid their opponent base to ashes on 24/7

Even though G12 suffered huge losses in the battle, he stand proud as it is an honor to battle with the whole mighty Great Pirates family including the neighborhood Pirates and guest of honor, PJ.

There were couple of queries from the public on the above great battle on honor, pride, threats and bullies whereby as a reporter, MUST not take on any sides otherwise suffer similar scenarios from the Great Mighty Pirates clan

Till the next time, CXN reporting from G12 base

Hail PUN

cheers

[iamnasty]

The battle start to heat up with both doing the battle in the wall posting, exchanging spits and kis$es !!!
G12 proudly stand alone against the Mighty Great Pirate clan, claiming 4 Pirates against 1 X-man, wow, unsure if G12 able to handle the 4ea super heavyweight Pirates, Good Luck to you G12 and may G0D bless you, you needed it badly G12 !!

Follow by G12 brought up the word 'FAIR', meanwhile Ms PJ accuse G12, Oops did i say Ms PJ, OK, the secret is OUT, PJ had a complete $ex change recently, and from now onward please refer him Oops her as Ms PJ, OK, back to the battle ground....yes, Ms PJ accuse G12 as a hacker, mean while G12 clarify to Ms PJ to looking at his wall posting 3 days ago BUT this is totally unacceptable in a statement by Ms PJ as it takes too much time to turn back the clock and the great commander Ms PJ also has wall all around her house and start to worry G12 might take advantage of her new $exy look, alone in G12 wall and house !!!, so the great battle continue, then i accidentally interfere by explaining to G12 the word 'FAIR' does not exist in MW, if anyone acquired the GOLDEN ARMY then the word 'FAIR' will automatically appeared out of the thin air, Golden Army is FAIR !!!
Ms PJ seems to be a skillful commander, wounded G12, and instructed JR to go for the KILL as the all boosts buildings are down. As a great commander and mother, Ms PJ as usual milk her JR BUT this time Ms PJ teaches him not to disgrace the Mighty Great Pirate clan ever again otherwise the punishment will be JR also has to go through the similar $ex change !!!Woh Pirates are very harsh in bringing up and training their JR BUT look back to their track record, they have been very successful, otherwise all the Pirates already have the $ex change !!!

BREAKING NEWS- The Mighty Great Pirate clan is also having a great battle with another 3 opponents BUT due to the system break down, i am unable to cover all the 4 great battle at the same time, CXN network apologies on the inconvenience caused BUT please continue with us the Mighty Great Pirate clan against G12 battle news

Till the next time, CXN reporting from G12 base

Hail PUN

cheers

[iamnasty]

Reporter - CXN
Planet - Earth
Location - CXN base

Latest battle ground for the Mighty Great Pirate clan is CXN's base, but ....

BREAKING NEWS - JR Gm1fty just promoted or demoted to GENERAL???, Mighty Great Pirate clan not releasing anything further BUT there is rumors it could be GENERAL CLEANER

Ms PJ initially given his word not to attack any reporter BUT due to some pressure and to prove he is worthy of continue to be in the Mighty Great Pirate clan, he instructed, ?.......

BREAKING NEWS - It confirmed JR been promoted to GENERAL, Papa and Mommy Pirate are real proud of JR

BREAKING NEWS - Due to JR promoted to GENERAL, the start of power struggle in the Mighty Great Pirate clan and it seems PUN is 'FORCED' to early retirement and the new leader is JR Gm1fty !!!! HAIL Gm1fty

Dear fan, the news currently on hold to celebrate the new leader of the Mighty Great Pirate clan,

HAIL GM1fty

Till the next time, CXN reporting from CXN base

Cheers

[digisyn]

Wtf? Geez. I need to have at least 10 characters to reply... I say again, WTF?

[Ramshutu]

For great justice.

[Dr. Dengus]

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[Thenoob]

You suck god damit with the ten letters Ok ok here we go you suck

[iamnasty]

For great justice.

Yep, and for the welcoming of the new Mighty Great Pirate Leader,

HAIL Gm1fty

cheers

[Poopenshire]

do we have any video from the scene of the crime?

[iamnasty]

No video footage is allowed by the Mighty Great Pirate, to avoid any further embarrassment.

Please note that this is MW not CC, therefore there is NO crime !!!! It's WAR !!!!

Also note that it is against MW policy to disclose video/photo footage of any players !!!

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[Jhenry02]

I miss Albeezy on the Scene, his reports were sooo much more accurate and compelling.

[Speed ump]

Quite correct henry. They were light hearted and funny.

[Jhenry02]

And I don't get all the bickering, it is a game, I ally with people, not groups; not yet anyway.

Whether or not the pirates really are boycotting or aren't, it doesn't matter. If they are and the profits dip the game goes bye bye, there won't be a fix. If they aren't boycotting and are lying, then it's just the pirates playing the game. Jack Sparrow said it best "never trust a pirate." So play your game and I'll play mine.

-Jason

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency,

Pirate JR, Gm1fty is assigned to single handed wipe out CXN's base to prove his leadership capabilities and loyalty to the Mighty Great Pirate clan. Currently i am at the ground zeroe of the great battle and it seems JR failed miserably as there are still couple of light still lit in some buildings !!! It is very clear JR has no battle plan and a loss cannon shooting blank !!
I have update Ms PJ to clear the mess, Oops, ......

another BREAKING NEWS - Ms PJ has STOP boycotting MW since couple of days ago as her services are required to clear all the potholes, glitch and power struggle in the Mighty Great Pirate clan. Further interview with Ms PJ, and she claim she is straight not bend nor round !!!

Back to CXN battle ground, Ms PJ seems to be having some difficulties in handling 5 battle ground at the same time, it's quite unusually, and further from the MW Intelligence Agency, nothing unusually about Ms PJ as this is common for a person that just gone through a $ex change and required some time for adjustment as the current situation is Ms PJ lost her D1CKHE@D to think !!!

BREAKING NEWS - A1beezy just dump G12 as allies to avoid been wipe out by the Mighty Great Pirate and hoping to join the Mighty Great Pirate clan and needed final approval from the new Pirates leader, Gm1fty.

Till the next time, CXN reporting from CXN base

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency,

Rumors is G12 is accepting defeat and is going to issuing a public apology note that this battle is under Ms PJ leadership and JR still have a long way to proof this capability in leading the Mighty Great Pirate clan

A great victory to the Mighty Great Pirate clan, CONGRATULATION to Mighty Great Pirate clan and Ms PJ

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[iamnasty]

I miss Albeezy on the Scene, his reports were sooo much more accurate and compelling.

miss Albeezy has switch side to the Mighty Great Pirate clan, with Ms PJ

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency

According to the battle analysis, one of the factor contributed to G12 defeat is his allies dumped him during the great battle and defected to the Mighty Great Pirate clan.
Ms PJ battle strategy is great by bribing G12 allies to be part of the Mighty Great Pirate clan

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency

Ms PJ has STOP boycotting MW as her services is required by the Mighty Great Pirate clan. And Ms PJ wanted to be the first lady to fire the first shot in the great battle with G12. Deals with GREEd have been settled and achieved according to the Might Great Pirate demands, mean while the rest of the boycotting MW players can do whatever they want as they are NOT the Mighty Great Pirate clan and just a bunch of whining losers !!!

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[Dreno33]

do we have any video from the scene of the crime?

DAM! shoulda voted yes on the video insertion idea. HAH!

[Ryans67]

This is worse then a Jeffrey thread. It's like trying to watch Al Jazeera.

[Jhenry02]

Trying to watch Al Jazeera while on a bad methadone trip.

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency,

Rumors is G12 is accepting defeat and is going to issuing a public apology note that this battle is under Ms PJ leadership and JR still have a long way to proof this capability in leading the Mighty Great Pirate clan

A great victory to the Mighty Great Pirate clan, CONGRATULATION to Mighty Great Pirate clan and Ms PJ

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

Ye it is confirmed

[iamnasty]

BREAKING NEWS - From MW Intelligence Agency,

Based on battle analysis, JR Gm1fty performed miserably in the battle against CXN, CXN message Ms PJ requested the Mighty Great Pirate clan to send back up Pirates to sort out and clean up the unfinished business by JR.
Further to this and to avoid further embarrassment to the Mighty Great Pirate clan caused by their new leader, Gm1fty, Ms PJ made an announcement with a statement that JR is just a boy, his boy, therefore the embarrassment caused by JR is acceptable.
To avoid any power struggle within the Mighty Great Pirate clan, CXN reset his base, and beg JR to attack/raid his base again, for JR to shows and proof to all the Mighty Great Pirate clan members that JR is capable of performing a perfect job BUT up to date, JR refuses with the statement of NO PIRATE can touch him as long as he is protected by Ms PJ

Till the next time, CXN reporting from CXN base

Hail Gm1fty

cheers

[iamnasty]

It has been very very quiet in the eastern front, G12 surrendered, JR continue his celebration as the new Mighty Great Pirate clan leader with the rest of the pirates and lost interest in CXN base !!!

Till the next time, CXN reporting from MW news centre

Cheers

[Forty9]

So the boycotts off then lol.

[iamnasty]

So the boycotts off then lol.

All the while, The choice is yours

Cheers

[iamnasty]

Currently the great battle is ongoing at JR and CXN base, JR continuously raid CXN with heavy casualty due to low STAT comparing to CXN, meanwhile CXN has a different strategy, direct attacking JR, JR realize his cash meter is going down and immediately purchased some unit with CXN continuously attack JR till JR too weak to fight. Meanwhile JR helplessly unable to do anything and has to sit in his little corner watching FTV while waiting his bullet to fill up

While I was waiting for JR, I had an interview with MW guest of honor, B@d @zz, he was mentioned about over and under 500 allies whereby GREE fixed the issue and he is very happy able to allies his 5300 long lost buddies. I could hardly understand and try to ask for further detail then @zz received a phone call that he needed at the White House by President Obama to discuss something about war strategy, good luck and thank you to @zz for his time at MW studio

Till the next time, CXN reporting from MW News centre

Cheers

[Jhenry02]

Also, at least albeezy ran his through spell and grammar check. Seriously, I have a migraine trying to read this and make it funny.

[iamnasty]

Also, at least albeezy ran his through spell and grammar check. Seriously, I have a migraine trying to read this and make it funny.

You can't be a gay, Are you?? You think the news $ucks yet you have so much interest, is it me you're trying hard to hit??
Or you can hit my base!! You ain't a chicken or a hollow can??

Cheers

[iamnasty]

Missed out one thing, you can bring along you boyfriend, Albeezy, that is both of you have the guts!! But I don't think either one has the guts, you just a pu$$y!!!


Cheers

[Jhenry02]

I keep replaying the scene from Pulp Fiction...

ENGLISH MOTHERF^*#+¥!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT????

And yes I do show interest, in the same way I watched meat spin, 2 girls 1 cup and a train wreck. I have to see what the hype is all about.

-Jason

[iamnasty]

So the English F^*#+¥!!! Your Mother, and you want me to speak out ??

It's done, who else ??

[Poopenshire]

I would like to point out i like CXN. He has a different attitude in this game. While everyone else tends to band together he stand on his own merits. He doesnt run and hide he plays his way.

[iamnasty]

I would like to point out i like CXN. He has a different attitude in this game. While everyone else tends to band together he stand on his own merits. He doesnt run and hide he plays his way.

Poop, thnx BUT please don't defend me, there're always @rseh0les in this world, the only time anyone can totally get rid of them is when we're DEAD, let the hollow can makes his noise and noise does he makes.

Cheers

[iamnasty]

Reporter - CXN
Planet - Earth
Location - F^*k1ng Land

A so called sabotage by Ms Al1ce been done on CXN, trying hard to steal a piece of cake and make a name for herself. She tried but end of the day she realized she just good in spread her leg open get pump by all the papa D1ckys in her little kingdom of F^*k1ng Land.

Till the next time, CXN reporting from F^*k1ng Land

Cheers

[Ryans67]

Every time I read one of your posts, I keep thinking of the hooker scene in Full Metal Jacket. Haha.

[Speed ump]

Somehow i dont think porn is allowed in the forums.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Dude, you do know where this is headed, right?

[iamnasty]

Dear all,

Due to some technical issue, this battle news will be out of service

Thank you for your subscription

cheers,
CXN

[Shinazueli]

Dude, you do know where this is headed, right?


Dear all,

Due to some technical issue, this battle news will be out of service

Thank you for your subscription

cheers,
CXN

Apparently, he does. Lol.

[Sugarymama]

I sooo hope CCM reads this thread. There are about 4 posts that warrant a banning. Please, please, please..

[Speed ump]

Yep.looks like someone got a talking to about things here.