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West London is ours
11-10-2012, 04:19 AM
Poll to follow

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 05:10 AM
I vote for "west london is ours"

I think you've been Santa all along

Dhusagar
11-10-2012, 05:11 AM
I vote for "west london is ours"

I think you've been Santa all along

Namaste Ram - I agree!

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 05:19 AM
I vote for "west london is ours"

I think you've been Santa all along

I really can't take you seriously with that silly picture on your avatar

Ripper
11-10-2012, 05:21 AM
Why is there no option: Nobody gives a flying f***?

sister morphine
11-10-2012, 05:26 AM
WHS^^

Apart from the first choice all these will probably be used by Quite Pathetic Really sooner or later

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 05:28 AM
Please register your votes

jmeijer
11-10-2012, 05:31 AM
Please move this thread to the Off Topic section.

Olly1
11-10-2012, 05:31 AM
Please go and play with a bus

Nicky the Nose
11-10-2012, 05:34 AM
Why is there no option: Nobody gives a flying f***?

This is my pick also

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 05:37 AM
Please register your votes

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 06:05 AM
QPR, your attempts at humor once again fall flat and are as stale as day-old bread. Unfortunately for you, if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. Jog on you plum.

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 06:09 AM
QPR, your attempts at humor once again fall flat and are as stale as day-old bread. Unfortunately for you, if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. Jog on you plum.

Can't find that rifle?

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 07:57 AM
I really can't take you seriously with that silly picture on your avatar

I really can't take you seriously on account of you being deluded, obsessive and generally tragic attention whore.

Fortunately, I have the option of removing the picture...

TruthHurts
11-10-2012, 08:41 AM
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/e7792cf23210c8c9eea761bdef0cf642_zps4cc67e90.jpg

Deluxe
11-10-2012, 10:52 AM
Your own pride wont let you walk away. You obsess as if you think youll actually redeem yourself some day. The sad thing is, the deeper in you dig yourself, the more pathetic you become. I really hope you are some stupid teenager because that would mean you have a chance of breaking out of this lamentable existence. If youre a full blown adult, well, youre screwed and you suck at life and are a horrible person who is doomed to remain as such.

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 11:22 AM
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/e7792cf23210c8c9eea761bdef0cf642_zps4cc67e90.jpg

Ain't you a proud little soldier

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 11:22 AM
Your own pride wont let you walk away. You obsess as if you think youll actually redeem yourself some day. The sad thing is, the deeper in you dig yourself, the more pathetic you become. I really hope you are some stupid teenager because that would mean you have a chance of breaking out of this lamentable existence. If youre a full blown adult, well, youre screwed and you suck at life and are a horrible person who is doomed to remain as such.

And may god have mercy on your soul.

jobadass
11-10-2012, 11:49 AM
I really can't take you seriously on account of you being deluded, obsessive and generally tragic attention whore.

Fortunately, I have the option of removing the picture...what you said here... well... it made me smile:)

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 12:11 PM
And may god have mercy on your soul.

Fat chance at that. As I stated in another thread, QPR is like a ginger, he has no soul.

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 12:27 PM
Fat chance at that. As I stated in another thread, QPR is like a ginger, he has no soul.

Oh, I think he has a soul. He's just lost it somewhere, probably behind the fridge or down the back of the sofa.

It's a shame really, because having lost his soul, there was nothing to hold in his personality, wit and good humour.

bryoreo
11-10-2012, 12:46 PM
Why is there no option: Nobody gives a flying f***?

^this

find a new hobby London

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 12:56 PM
I don’t know what makes QPR so stupid, but it seems to work really well.

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 01:08 PM
I don’t know what makes QPR so stupid, but it seems to work really well.

If it helps, I have a QPR random insult generator. Post 3 numbers between 1 and 10...

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 02:40 PM
If it helps, I have a QPR random insult generator. Post 3 numbers between 1 and 10...

:) 2,4,7

Ins0mn1ac
11-10-2012, 02:41 PM
If it helps, I have a QPR random insult generator. Post 3 numbers between 1 and 10...

5, 7, 9

..waiting anxiously...

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 02:46 PM
:) 2,4,7

"pipe down baroness, what did your mummy tell you."

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 02:47 PM
5, 7, 9

..waiting anxiously...

Shoot yourself u plum, I pity you idiot.

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 02:50 PM
"pipe down baroness, what did your mummy tell you."

Lol. If anything, he is predictable.

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 02:51 PM
Choose 3 numbers between 1 and 10 and simply select the coorespond item from each of these lists:

1.) Shut up
2.) Pipe down
3.) Get lost
4.) Stop sponging
5.) Shoot yourself
6.) stop moaning
7.) get a life
8.) stop driveling
9.) stop repeating yourself
10.) find a rifle

1.) kboy ,
2.) dravak,
3.) Joaqim,
4.) Baroness,
5.) Burn,
6.) u mug,
7.) u plum,
8.) u moron,
9.) u yank,
10.) window licker,

1.) aka Santa
2.) you're a homo
3.) and collect your Giro
4.) and stay off the forum
5.) this is a silly mobile app
6.) you're a bottle job
7.) what did your mummy tell u?
8.) why are you talking to yourself?
9.) I pity you, idiot
10.) you're chatting gibberish


eg: 4,1,8

Stop sponging kboy, why are you talking to yourself..

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 02:58 PM
Choose 3 numbers between 1 and 10 and simply select the coorespond item from each of these lists:

1.) Shut up
2.) Pipe down
3.) Get lost
4.) Stop sponging
5.) Shoot yourself
6.) stop moaning
7.) get a life
8.) stop driveling
9.) stop repeating yourself
10.) find a rifle

1.) kboy ,
2.) dravak,
3.) Joaqim,
4.) Baroness,
5.) Burn,
6.) u mug,
7.) u plum,
8.) u moron,
9.) u yank,
10.) window licker,

1.) aka Santa
2.) you're a homo
3.) and collect your Giro
4.) and stay off the forum
5.) this is a silly mobile app
6.) you're a bottle job
7.) what did your mummy tell u?
8.) why are you talking to yourself?
9.) I pity you, idiot
10.) you're chatting gibberish


eg: 4,1,8

Stop sponging kboy, why are you talking to yourself..

Absolutely brilliant, now we can all speak QPR! We can now respond back to him numerically, think of the efficiency.

sister morphine
11-10-2012, 03:53 PM
Absolutely brilliant, now we can all speak QPR! We can now respond back to him numerically, think of the efficiency.
lmao, 7,7,4 for QPR

Olly1
11-10-2012, 03:58 PM
Those numbers should be stickied. Mods, get on it!

Oh, QPR: 4,10,3

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 04:29 PM
It seems our little trekky friend has an unhealthy obsession with me

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 04:30 PM
It seems our little trekky friend has an unhealthy obsession of me

2,6,10

Extra characters.

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 04:37 PM
It seems our little trekky friend has an unhealthy obsession with me

3,6,3. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

JohnDough
11-10-2012, 05:01 PM
So Joaquin is dravak AND burn???


Choose 3 numbers between 1 and 10 and simply select the coorespond item from each of these lists:

1.) Shut up
2.) Pipe down
3.) Get lost
4.) Stop sponging
5.) Shoot yourself
6.) stop moaning
7.) get a life
8.) stop driveling
9.) stop repeating yourself
10.) find a rifle

1.) kboy ,
2.) dravak,
3.) Joaqim,
4.) Baroness,
5.) Burn,
6.) u mug,
7.) u plum,
8.) u moron,
9.) u yank,
10.) window licker,

1.) aka Santa
2.) you're a homo
3.) and collect your Giro
4.) and stay off the forum
5.) this is a silly mobile app
6.) you're a bottle job
7.) what did your mummy tell u?
8.) why are you talking to yourself?
9.) I pity you, idiot
10.) you're chatting gibberish


eg: 4,1,8

Stop sponging kboy, why are you talking to yourself..

Burn
11-10-2012, 05:31 PM
Ramshatu I love that, now I only need ever reply to him with 7,7,4 ;) ;) ;)

West London is ours
11-10-2012, 05:38 PM
So much for your break from here burn, you just can't keep away can you you little melt.

Ps how's that big rolly polly missus of yours?

Burn
11-10-2012, 05:44 PM
7,7,4 ;) ;)

lol

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 05:54 PM
7,7,4 ;) ;)

lol

1,5,6

I suspect this won't get old too quickly.

Ghost818
11-10-2012, 06:08 PM
Ram that is priceless lol

Honey Boo Boo
11-10-2012, 06:11 PM
Hey QPR, it's sucks how this thread took a nasty turn on you, huh?

Oh yeah: 9,8,6

JohnDough
11-10-2012, 06:14 PM
Is joaquim, dravak, and burn the same user??

Ramshutu
11-10-2012, 06:16 PM
Is joaquim, dravak, and burn the same user??

All different people. No single person has THAT much fail all in one go.

Dipstik
11-10-2012, 06:20 PM
This is fantastic, ram :)

SevenO9
11-11-2012, 04:27 AM
Ram, you made it on my top 10 CC post list. And you made a very high entry ...

jmeijer
11-11-2012, 05:46 AM
Please give me a 5, 3, 1.

jobadass
11-11-2012, 06:04 AM
Ram....you are brilliant. This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 08:18 AM
It appears QPR has abandoned his own thread. Pity.

All this time I tried to see things from his point of view but I couldn't quite seem to get my head that far up my butt. Now we have a means to communicate effectively, and he disappears. 2 steps forward and 3 steps back. I hope you're happy you melt.

Btw Ram, melt needs to be on that list, might have to go above 10.

West London is ours
11-11-2012, 08:48 AM
It appears QPR has abandoned his own thread. Pity.

All this time I tried to see things from his point of view but I couldn't quite seem to get my head that far up my butt. Now we have a means to communicate effectively, and he disappears. 2 steps forward and 3 steps back. I hope you're happy you melt.

Btw Ram, melt needs to be on that list, might have to go above 10.

Still here dipsh.it

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 08:59 AM
Still here dipsh.it

I'm confused, those options are not listed on Rams insult generator. Are you trying to show us your versatility?

5,10,6

West London is ours
11-11-2012, 09:03 AM
Your only making yourselves look rather stupid posting this nonsense.

Ramshutu
11-11-2012, 09:05 AM
Your only making yourselves look rather stupid posting this nonsense.

7,7,4

Extra characters.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 09:07 AM
6,6,4.......

West London is ours
11-11-2012, 09:49 AM
6,6,4.......

You fcuking melt, you got too much time on your hands you plum

Dipstik
11-11-2012, 09:54 AM
2, 5, 4. With extras.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 09:57 AM
You fcuking melt, you got too much time on our hands you plum

There is no "our" hands you scarfer.

Did you know that in the dictionary under the word, “stupid,” it says, “see QPR.” check it out for yourself if you don't believe me.

Ramshutu
11-11-2012, 10:13 AM
You fcuking melt, you got too much time on your hands you plum

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/t511/ramshutu/b1d91576-ff12-44b8-86e0-2e6261805980.jpeg

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 10:17 AM
http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/t511/ramshutu/b1d91576-ff12-44b8-86e0-2e6261805980.jpeg

Lmfao. :D

Extras

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 10:18 AM
Glad to see you went back and edited your post QPR. See, you DO care.

jobadass
11-11-2012, 10:40 AM
Choose 3 numbers between 1 and 10 and simply select the coorespond item from each of these lists:

1.) Shut up
2.) Pipe down
3.) Get lost
4.) Stop sponging
5.) Shoot yourself
6.) stop moaning
7.) get a life
8.) stop driveling
9.) stop repeating yourself
10.) find a rifle

1.) kboy ,
2.) dravak,
3.) Joaqim,
4.) Baroness,
5.) Burn,
6.) u mug,
7.) u plum,
8.) u moron,
9.) u yank,
10.) window licker,

1.) aka Santa
2.) you're a homo
3.) and collect your Giro
4.) and stay off the forum
5.) this is a silly mobile app
6.) you're a bottle job
7.) what did your mummy tell u?
8.) why are you talking to yourself?
9.) I pity you, idiot
10.) you're chatting gibberish


eg: 4,1,8

Stop sponging kboy, why are you talking to yourself..had to bump this so I don't have to keep opening it in anpther tab or going back multiple pages to read it.

TonySpaghetti
11-11-2012, 12:14 PM
Someone should write an app for this. Just not for Android, please. :)

Shake your phone and get a new combination.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 12:31 PM
Someone should write an app for this. Just not for Android, please. :)

Shake your phone and get a new combination.

Your post only serves to further QPRs bitterness. Honey Boo Boo approves.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 11:58 AM
Santa get in here

Ramshutu
11-12-2012, 12:57 PM
Santa get in here

Three six one.

Olly1
11-12-2012, 01:03 PM
I heart this thread

6, 6, 6

Ramshutu
11-12-2012, 01:10 PM
I heart this thread

6, 6, 6

The autogenerated smackdown of the beast?

the_dude
12-09-2012, 03:50 PM
Bumping this in honor of qpr's moronic return

Paulio
12-10-2012, 01:09 AM
How did I not see this thread until now? Un-freakin-believable. Nice work, Ram.

West London Ranger
12-10-2012, 01:13 AM
Bumping this in honor of qpr's moronic return

Mug...........

the_dude
12-10-2012, 01:22 AM
Mug...........

Looks like you're the only troll left

The clocks ticking

West London Ranger
12-10-2012, 01:29 AM
Looks like you're the only troll left

The clocks ticking

Correct so you better start being polite

sister morphine
12-10-2012, 01:45 AM
Mug...........
Nine, six, seven

The Billionaire
12-10-2012, 01:52 AM
Please go and play with a bus

Under it hopefully.

How did west London avoid the ban hammer yet again?!?

Ragmondino
12-10-2012, 01:54 AM
I'm surprised Dippy got banned. He seemed to be the troll who could troll within the rules, been around forever without getting banned.

the_dude
12-10-2012, 02:03 AM
It has something to do with small horses

Reznor
12-10-2012, 02:07 AM
It has something to do with small horses

No, it had something to do with the photos he put up of the man with a creepy smile...

the_dude
12-10-2012, 02:10 AM
No, it had something to do with the photos he put up of the man with a creepy smile...

Must have missed that one

Reznor
12-10-2012, 02:20 AM
Must have missed that one
Yeah it went down pretty fast ;)
I guess the mods found it just as disturbing as I did

West London Ranger
12-10-2012, 03:09 AM
Under it hopefully.

How did west London avoid the ban hammer yet again?!?

Try not to take yourself so seriously

Indianluke
12-10-2012, 05:11 AM
Why is there no option: Nobody gives a flying f***?
Lol😂😂 yes my sentiments exactly

name
12-10-2012, 06:48 AM
Yeah it went down pretty fast ;)
I guess the mods found it just as disturbing as I did

I hope it's only a temp ban, I kinda liked the guy, he made me laugh.

TonySpaghetti
12-10-2012, 08:37 AM
West London: you're lucky that pony thread got killed before it was read completely. Pretty sure you would have been joining the others. :)

West London Ranger
12-10-2012, 08:50 AM
West London: you're lucky that pony thread got killed before it was read completely. Pretty sure you would have been joining the others. :)

I know mate got a bit lucky on that one

The main point is santaquim is gone for now and he should of been banned a long long time ago

Nicky the Nose
12-10-2012, 09:36 AM
Enjoy your vacation, they will all return. Probably before the end of the year, if the world isn't destroyed, 12/21/2012 is close

TonySpaghetti
12-10-2012, 09:44 AM
I know mate got a bit lucky on that one

The main point is santaquim is gone for now and he should of been banned a long long time ago

Totally agree. I was pretty happy when I saw that. Not so happy about the others.

Reznor
12-10-2012, 01:11 PM
West London: you're lucky that pony thread got killed before it was read completely. Pretty sure you would have been joining the others. :)

If the knife comment was made to one of the other posters then yeah he probably would have.

TonySpaghetti
12-10-2012, 01:26 PM
If the knife comment was made to one of the other posters then yeah he probably would have.

I don't think I saw that one.