Question:

[Dipstik]

Ccm recently locked a pro-henchmen thread with the line "don't listen to bad advice." Mark: you realize you're SELLING them, right? If anything, shouldn't YOU be encouraging people to buy them?

Aside: I typed "buy them" without a space, and it was autocorrected to "butthurt." I love safari's spell check!

[TonySpaghetti]

My OT poll got locked too with no explanation, while the Dravak poll lives on. Gotta LOVE inconsistency.

[fuzzy]

How about the boost buildings get unlocked after you buy 10 henchmen....bad advice

Melee is reserved for henchmen...bad advice

Plenty of bad advice in that thread regarding henchmen.

[Jtstar7439]

My guess is they probably got a bunch of tickets complaining about people buying them when they have no real purpose. I guess the noob's really believed some of the things lol.

[Honey Boo Boo]

How about the boost buildings get unlocked after you buy 10 henchmen....bad advice

Melee is reserved for henchmen...bad advice

Plenty of bad advice in that thread regarding henchmen.

That was just funny. Anyone who fell for that deserves some extra henchmen.

[Mikecore]

Ccm recently locked a pro-henchmen thread with the line "don't listen to bad advice." Mark: you realize you're SELLING them, right? If anything, shouldn't YOU be encouraging people to buy them?

Aside: I typed "buy them" without a space, and it was autocorrected to "butthurt." I love safari's spell check!

http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r638/mikecorekp/1b6f4e1d3918b9de7a7d122d5624ab23.jpg

[Hero of Time]

No discussing locked threads.

[Dipstik]

Shut up Santa.

[Hero of Time]

Not Santa, dips**t.

[Dipstik]

Watch your language, Santa.

[Hero of Time]

Not Santa.

[Dudebot121256]

Watch your language, Santa.Seriously, why do you keep calling him Santa? He obviously doesn't like it. I realise some members hate him but regardless of how he has acted in the past, you don't need to be rude to him.

[Dipstik]

Santa's an old nick (get it? Lol!) that he posted under months ago... He ragequit the forums in disgrace and keeps coming back with different names. It's funny.

[Hero of Time]

I'm not Santa. I lurked on the forums when he was here. I joined the forums in May with Joaquim as my first account.

[Dudebot121256]

Santa's an old nick (get it? Lol!) that he posted under months ago... He ragequit the forums in disgrace and keeps coming back with different names. It's funny.
Yes, I know, I've seen multiple accounts used by him. Either way, if he doesn't want to be called that, you should respect him and call him something he wants to be called by.

[Dipstik]

Yeah, I wouldn't admit it either, honestly.

Ninja edit: that made me chuckle, dudebot... Good one!

[Dudebot121256]

Yeah, I wouldn't admit it either, honestly.Sorry, I don't follow. Admit what?

[Honey Boo Boo]

Sorry, I don't follow. Admit what?

Canadians are slow, huh?

[Hero of Time]

That's just Dipstick living up to his name.

[Honey Boo Boo]

If it walks like Santa and "ho ho ho's" like Santa, its Kringle.

[TonySpaghetti]

I'm not Santa. I lurked on the forums when he was here. I joined the forums in May with Joaquim as my first account.

More lies...

[Dudebot121256]

Canadians are slow, huh?Being Canadian has nothing to do with how my brain performs. Although, I like the fact you were looking where I lived :)

Edit: Spelling fix

[Dipstik]

Hey don't get me wrong... I like Santa. I just don't like phonies.

[Honey Boo Boo]

Being Canadian has nothing to do with how my brain preforms. Although, I like the fact you were looking where I lived :)

I'm a stalker like that. :)

[Dudebot121256]

I'm a stalker like that. :)Seems you're living up to your name. Honey Boo Boo is one messed up girl :p

[Hero of Time]

More lies...

You should get a f**king lie detector so that it can show that I'm not f**king lieing.

[Honey Boo Boo]

Seems you're living up to your name. Honey Boo Boo is one messed up girl :p

You ever see what my momma looks like?

There's a pic in my profile.

[TonySpaghetti]

You should get a f**king lie detector so that it can show that I'm not f**king lieing.

I don't need one, and polygraphs are not admissible in court. You have a track history of lying; I've called you out on it in the past.

[Honey Boo Boo]

You should get a f**king lie detector so that it can show that I'm not f**king lieing.

You have quite the potty mouth young man. Off to bed you go, you are cranky.

[Dudebot121256]

You ever see what my momma looks like?

There's a pic in my profile.
Dang, it's like Honey Boo Boo got an upgrade....and not a good one.

[TonySpaghetti]

You ever see what my momma looks like?

There's a pic in my profile.

Your mom is Krang?

[Dipstik]

Watch your language, Santa.

[Hero of Time]

I'm not f**king lieing! I'm not Santa! Jeez are all people from Montreal faggots like you Tony?

[Honey Boo Boo]

Your mom is Krang?

Lol. You likey?

[TonySpaghetti]

I'm not f**king lieing! I'm not Santa! Jeez are all people from Montreal faggots like you Tony?

Let's not be homophobic here.

[Dudebot121256]

I'm not f**king lieing! I'm not Santa! Jeez are all people from Montreal faggots like you Tony?The more you react to the Santa thing, the more they're going to say it. Don't feed the trolls.

[TonySpaghetti]

Lol. You likey?

I preferred April O'Neil. ;)

[Hero of Time]

Watch your language, Santa.

I'm not Santa and I can say whatever the hell I want to say whenever the hell I want to say. You hear me, dips**t?

[Honey Boo Boo]

I'm not f**king lieing! I'm not Santa! Jeez are all people from Montreal faggots like you Tony?

I can't believe you are still around. You are clearly breaching the forum's code of conduct in regards to language.

[Honey Boo Boo]

You need to learn some boundaries kid. ;)

[Dipstik]

The more you react to the Santa thing, the more they're going to say it. Don't feed the trolls.

+1. You should really just you're Santa and let it go.

[TonySpaghetti]

I can't believe you are still around. You are clearly breaching the forum's code of conduct in regards to language.

It doesn't matter - every time he gets removed from the forums, he comes back with a new account. Just like he did when his Santa account got turfed.

[Hero of Time]

Does it look like I give a flying f**k about cussing?

[Honey Boo Boo]

Temper temper, count to ten.

[TonySpaghetti]

Does it look like I give a flying f**k about cussing?

I'd love to have a conversation with your mom about what a poor job she's done raising you. If you were my kid, you'd have your phone "tooken" away from you forever.

[Hero of Time]

It doesn't matter - every time he gets removed from the forums, he comes back with a new account. Just like he did when his Santa account got turfed.

I'm not Santa get that in your damn head.

[Honey Boo Boo]

He's definately not Santa. I heard in another thread he lives in a trailer. Santa is from the north pole. Duh.

[Hero of Time]

I'd love to have a conversation with your mom about what a poor job she's done raising you. If you were my kid, you'd have your phone "tooken" away from you forever.

If you were my dad I would've taken a kitchen knife by now and stabbed you to death with it. Kind of like what Michael Myers did to his sister in Halloween.

[Dudebot121256]

Does it look like I give a flying f**k about cussing?
If you stopped swearing, you probably wouldn't be getting banned so many times.



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[Hero of Time]

I literally got banned on my last 6 accounts for no reason. I don't think stopping the swearing would really help, Dudebot.

[TonySpaghetti]

If you were my dad I would've taken a kitchen knife by now and stabbed you to death with it. Kind of like what Michael Myers did to his sister in Halloween.

I'm assuming you meant "I would've tooken a kitchen knife..."

At any rate, that was a disturbing post. Did you start out by abusing the family pets?

[Hero of Time]

I've never had pets and I've never abused anything.

[Dudebot121256]

I literally got banned on my last 6 accounts for no reason. I don't think stopping the swearing would really help, Dudebot.Well, stopping the swearing would be a great first step. Besides, like I said, you only get angry when they mention Santa so just ignore them. That way, you won't post angry messages and disturbing posts like that one before.

[TonySpaghetti]

I literally got banned on my last 6 accounts for no reason. I don't think stopping the swearing would really help, Dudebot.

Lol @ no reason. Pretty sure they were all justified, and yet you just keep coming back and doing the same thing over and over again. You're a sociopath.

[Beardy]

I literally got banned on my last 6 accounts for no reason. I don't think stopping the swearing would really help, Dudebot.

Obviously it wasn't for no reason. You don't see me or many others on there 6th account!

You've had this account for no more than 5 days... Your post count is insane for that amount of time.

310 and counting..

Side Note: This still your add - 944 334 519 ?

[Hero of Time]

Lol @ no reason. Pretty sure they were all justified, and yet you just keep coming back and doing the same thing over and over again. You're a sociopath.

When I got banned it said you have been banned for the following reasons: no reason specified.

[Dipstik]

Note: ban evasion is a bannable offense. Just sayin'

[Santa]

Please stop annoying him, he's not me. Leave him alone...

[Beardy]

When I got banned it said you have been banned for the following reasons: no reason specified.

Some didn't like you. They didn't need a reason in my opinion.

[Hero of Time]

Obviously it wasn't for no reason. You don't see me or many others on there 6th account!

You've had this account for no more than 5 days... Your post count is insane for that amount of time.

310 and counting..

Side Note: This still your add - 944 334 519 ?

Why the hell would you want to know? You gonna add me or something?

[Hero of Time]

Some didn't like you. They didn't need a reason in my opinion.

I'm pretty sure a reason is needed.

[Dudebot121256]

Note: ban evasion is a bannable offense. Just sayin'Well, I'm quite surprised they haven't IP banned him. He apparently has 6 bans and with a new account verging onto a ban, he'll probably have a 7th. Hopefully, that didn't count as discussing bans D:

[Beardy]

Please stop annoying him, he's not me. Leave him alone...

That's just you Hero of Time on your old Santa account...

[Dipstik]

Please stop annoying him, he's not me. Leave him alone...

Lol... There's all the proof I need. He can still post from the old account!

[TonySpaghetti]

Please stop annoying him, he's not me. Leave him alone...

Last post was 7 months ago, what amazing timing you have. Case closed. Joaquim = Santa.

[Santa]

That's just you Hero of Time on your old Santa account...

Will you guys just drop it already? He's not me.

[Hero of Time]

That's just you Hero of Time on your old Santa account...

I was posting a reply to you, posted it and saw that post. How the hell am I supposed to post 2 things at once?

[Dudebot121256]

Will you guys just drop it already? He's not me.I agree. If you guys would drop it, he wouldn't be getting banned so much.

[Santa]

I was posting a reply to you, posted it and saw that post. How the hell am I supposed to post 2 things at once?

Look, I'm really sorry about this. Just don't respond to them and ignore whatever they say. I tried my best. :/

[Hero of Time]

Lol... There's all the proof I need. He can still post from the old account!

You could ask openly on the forum what the password for his account is and I wouldn't know it.

[Hero of Time]

Well, I'm quite surprised they haven't IP banned him. He apparently has 6 bans and with a new account verging onto a ban, he'll probably have a 7th. Hopefully, that didn't count as discussing bans D:

I've actually been banned 10 times.

[Dipstik]

Of course you know it... You just used it!

[TonySpaghetti]

You're done boy.

[TonySpaghetti]

I've actually been banned 10 times.

So more lies... I feel sorry for you.

[Santa]

Hero of Time, PLEASE, just ignore them! You're not helping yourself.

[Hero of Time]

Ask what the password is and I'll get it wrong. Go ahead ask.

[Dudebot121256]

I've actually been banned 10 times.Well, that's quite the record.

[iteachem]

This is almost better than the football game

[Hero of Time]

Hero of Time, PLEASE, just ignore them! You're not helping yourself.

You can call me Joaquim, the name used for my first forum account in May and my real name.

[TonySpaghetti]

Ask what the password is and I'll get it wrong. Go ahead ask.

What the hell kind of a stupid test would THAT be?

[Honey Boo Boo]

YES! Finally, he posts from the old account. Case closed.

You're a tough nut to crack Jokim...er I mean Santa

[Hero of Time]

This is almost better than the football game

Which one?

[Dipstik]

This is almost better than the football game

I'm multitasking!

[TonySpaghetti]

I'm multitasking!

So are Hero of Time & Santa. Not hard to be logged into more than one acct at once.

[Santa]

You can call me Joaquim, the name used for my first forum account in May and my real name.

Okay, Joaquim. If you really wanted them to stop accusing you, you would stop responding. Don't play their game. I know it's cliche, but all they want is attention. Don't give them it.

[Hero of Time]

They won't stop even if I don't respond.

[Dipstik]

Just stay with the Santa account. No reason to deny it anymore...

[Santa]

They won't stop even if I don't respond.

Well you'll never know if you don't try...

Whatever you say they will turn against you. The solution to this? Not saying anything.

[TonySpaghetti]

Don't give them it.

Classic Joaquim/trailer trash sentence structure. Keep digging that grave, boy.

[Honey Boo Boo]

Watching you type encouragement and give advice to yourself is freakin hilarious. The funniest part is that you think we'll buy it.

Might as well just post from the Santa account from now on.

[Hero of Time]

It's really interesting how a thread can get out of control when someone just says don't discuss locked threads.

[Dudebot121256]

Isn't there an ignore function on the forums? If there is, I recommend the use of it. Learn it, Use it, Love it.

[Dipstik]

Well you'll never know if you don't try...

Whatever you say they will turn against you. The solution to this? Not saying anything.

Actually, I think that's exactly what most people want... Myself excluded, anyway. Hence the bans, y'know?

[TonySpaghetti]

Watching you type encouragement and give advice to yourself is freakin hilarious. The funniest part is that you think we'll buy it.

Might as well just post from the Santa account from now on.

I agree. You've been caught wearing the panties... You might as well just strut around in them with pride. :)

[Dipstik]

It's really interesting how a thread can get out of control when someone just says don't discuss locked threads.

I don't think it mattered what you said, Santa...

[Hero of Time]

Dudebot, I should.
Don't let these people trick you. You're one of the good ones.

[Honey Boo Boo]

What a plonker.

[Dudebot121256]

Dudebot, I should.
Don't let these people trick you. You're one of the good ones.Well, I haven't been around long enough to judge people however, I call tell Dipstik is a troll. Anyway, I seriously think everyone has crossed the line between trolling and down right cruel with this Santa thing.

[Beardy]

Well, I haven't been around long enough to judge people however, I call tell Dipstik is a troll. Anyway, I seriously think everyone has crossed the line between trolling and down right cruel with this Santa thing.

Man, you just seen first hand how pathetic he is...

[Honey Boo Boo]

Well, I haven't been around long enough to judge people however, I call tell Dipstik is a troll. Anyway, I seriously think everyone has crossed the line between trolling and down right cruel with this Santa thing.

How do you know that Santa isn't a 30 year old sanitation worker from Tacoma. You don't!

[TonySpaghetti]

This was the best meltdown that I've seen since the whole Michael Richards thing. Some other notable meltdowns for your reading pleasure:

http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/music-onstagemeltdowns/1/

[Santa]

It's starting to sound like you actually like to be falsely accused. I feel like I'm wasting my time trying to help you.

[Dudebot121256]

How do you know that Santa isn't a 30 year old sanitation worker from Tacoma. You don't!You're right, I don't know. However, I don't see how that factors into his rage with the word Santa.

[Honey Boo Boo]

Well done Tony. Well done. And within the boundaries.

[Honey Boo Boo]

You're right, I don't know. However, I don't see how that factors into his rage with the word Santa.

Because he is Santa and was trying to hide it. Why else would it irk him so much. If I call you Santa, would you really care?

[Honey Boo Boo]

It's starting to sound like you actually like to be falsely accused. I feel like I'm wasting my time trying to help you.

You are "King of the trolls" Santa. :D

[Dudebot121256]

Because he is Santa and was trying to hide it. Why else would it irk him so much. If I call you Santa, would you really care?No, I wouldn't care. Still, it doesn't matter if "I'm trying to hide something", if you're calling me something I don't like even after I told you to stop (Regardless of the circumstances), I'd be mad too.

[Beardy]

No, I wouldn't care. Still, it doesn't matter if "I'm trying to hide something", if you're calling me something I don't like even after I told you to stop (Regardless of the circumstances), I'd be mad too.

I'm starting to think you are another one of Santa's multiple personalities. That would make at least 3 of them now posting in this thread.

[TonySpaghetti]

No, I wouldn't care. Still, it doesn't matter if "I'm trying to hide something", if you're calling me something I don't like even after I told you to stop (Regardless of the circumstances), I'd be mad too.

I think that in this case, the ends justifies the means. The response to being repeatedly called Santa all this time was clearly an indication of guilt. The truth has finally come out.

[Dudebot121256]

I'm starting to think you are another one of Santa's multiple personalities. That would make at least 3 of them now posting in this thread.I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. However, I don't care if you believe me or not, I'm not another account. I'm 100% Dudebot :)

[Beardy]

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. However, I don't care if you believe me or not, I'm not another account. I'm 100% Dudebot :)

Was only messing with you anyway mate.

But no it wouldn't be a good thing. I honestly don't know why you are bothering to stand up for him so much.

[Dudebot121256]

Was only messing with you anyway mate.

But no it wouldn't be a good thing. I honestly don't know why you are bothering to stand up for him so much.
I'm standing up for him because he is human. We are all human. Regardless of how we act, we should treat each other how we want to be treated. Humans make mistakes, we aren't perfect.

[Dipstik]

I'm standing up for him because he is human. We are all human. Regardless of how we act, we should treat each other how we want to be treated. Humans make mistakes, we aren't perfect.

Human... But still Santa. All I'm saying.

[TonySpaghetti]

I'm standing up for him because he is human. We are all human. Regardless of how we act, we should treat each other how we want to be treated. Humans make mistakes, we aren't perfect.

If someone makes a mistake, they need to stand up and take accountability. He has never done that, proof is in the number of accounts he has from being removed all the time. He made his bed, he needs to lie in it.

[Dudebot121256]

Human... But still Santa. All I'm saying.You've been saying that the whole time. Haha

[Dr. Dengus]

If there were such a thing as Forum Awards, this would get my vote for Most Entertaining Thread to Lurk.

[Dipstik]

I like the guy, but c'mon! He even fired up his old account after six months to defend himself! We're supposed to think that's a coincidence? Santa can't stay quiet 30 seconds!

[Dudebot121256]

If there were such a thing as Forum Awards, this would get my vote for Most Entertaining Thread to Lurk.I agree. I've never seen a thread get so off topic. I think between all the posters, we've broken at least 3 or 4 forums rules.

[Dipstik]

I broke no rules :)

[TonySpaghetti]

I broke no rules :)

Me either.

[Dudebot121256]

I broke no rules :)Right.....hehe...

[Dr. Dengus]

I agree. I've never seen a thread get so off topic. I think between all the posters, we've broken at least 3 or 4 forums rules.

Lol. And to think it all could have been avoided had Joaquim chosen to ignore the following post:


Shut up Santa.

[Dipstik]

Lol. And to think it all could have been avoided had Joaquim chosen to ignore the following post:

*takes a bow*

[TonySpaghetti]

I find it funny how he thought that bringing the Santa account out of retirement would actually help his cause.

[Hero of Time]

Eventually Mark's gonna show up, lock this thread, and hopefully prove you guys wrong. He knows which people use multiple accounts and which don't.

[TonySpaghetti]

Eventually Mark's gonna show up, lock this thread, and hopefully prove you guys wrong. He knows which people use multiple accounts and which don't.

Shut up, Santa.

[Hero of Time]

I'm gonna PM Mark and tell him to come over here so that he can tell you all the truth of all this stuff. You can assume but only Mark and the people involved know the truth.

[Dipstik]

Tldr: "I'm telling!"

[Hero of Time]

Ok I just sent him the PM.

[TonySpaghetti]

Ok I just sent him the PM.

I'd love to see it.

[Dipstik]

I waited ten minutes... no response from Mark. Gues that means you're santa, huh?

[Crime City Mark]

Ccm recently locked a pro-henchmen thread with the line "don't listen to bad advice." Mark: you realize you're SELLING them, right? If anything, shouldn't YOU be encouraging people to buy them?

Aside: I typed "buy them" without a space, and it was autocorrected to "butthurt." I love safari's spell check!

I'm not saying not to buy henchmen, I'm saying that the reasons stated are incorrect.

[Hero of Time]

Just wait. If you go to his profile it says he's viewing this thread now.

[Crime City Mark]

Does it look like I give a flying f**k about cussing?

Do you want another ban? Calm down, move on. Thread closed.