The wisdon of Pirate Justice

[Poopenshire]

We as forum members seem to be taking ourselves a bit too serious once again. Here an individual not influenced by the goings on of the last few months is trying to share some wisdom with us, but like all senior/established people we shut it out and call it heresy because its new.

PJ is bringing a new type of wisdom to us with his writings. He has the knowledge and understanding of Socrates, with the cynisism of Antisthenes, and the delivery of Will Ferrell (for some reason every post of his I read in a Will Ferrell voice and it works). Do we take ourselves so seriously that we would ignore new and fresh insight into what we do here.

I do not claim to understand him completely, but by god I am trying. In the past we have had Pirates join us, but they were more direct and straight foward, we sort of understood them but we didn't fully.

Just give him a chance, I am sure so many people prejudged him and still do judge him based soley on our limited knowledge of him (we know nothing people).

[Giedrybe]

Poop, do you really think that majority here "judges" PJ? I haven't felt that, and if it comes out visibly, usually it is from the person who can be easily "judged" himself. At the same time I would assume that PJ sees no issue with some persons confronting him. He chooses his style, some persons choose how to react to the style.

[Bronson]

Haven't been around much since PJ first entered stage right but I like him.

If I owned a boat he would be shanghaied for my crew!

[Speed ump]

Some people would not have any idea what to do with great ideas if you handed it to them all wrapped up with a pretty bow. Those who spend the effort to glean the true meanings and lessons from his words will find reward, and are the ones deserving of it.

[Tctiger]

i don't know about that i think you may be over analysing his words , it looks to me as though he is just having fun with the haters on here , i'm enjoying the car crash t.v

[BigD@wg]

Well it should be quite obvious to everyone that Pirate J is an intelligent well-read individual. I am not certain that I grasp the meaning behind all his posts but it definitely nice to see some new content on here.

Whether the posts are to help guide or antagonize that I don't know. I guess one could say that is left to the eye of the beholder. Nonetheless, I find them refreshing and interesting reads.

[Maverick50727]

PJ new? LMAO. Very old indeed. Just many people fly under different names at times both in-game and forum.

New would be a hacker who had 2.4 Mill stats yesterday but 5.4 stats today. He should be in range of PJ or others in PUN to play with.

[Tctiger]

I think the pirates in game and on forum give another dimension to the game which makes it more interesting especially as they tend to stay in charactor most of the time . All I will say is people who work at funzio have said they play the game and can you really see them camping it out ? or would they have massive free/special rate gold army , and be allies ect ect ? I'm not saying they are , just that it could be , if not then we could try and find them for a laugh . There's one for you conspiracie junkies :)

[Dhusagar]

Well it should be quite obvious to everyone that Pirate J is an intelligent well-read individual. I am not certain that I grasp the meaning behind all his posts but it definitely nice to see some new content on here.

Whether the posts are to help guide or antagonize that I don't know. I guess one could say that is left to the eye of the beholder. Nonetheless, I find them refreshing and interesting reads.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

[Poopenshire]

I think the pirates in game and on forum give another dimension to the game which makes it more interesting especially as they tend to stay in charactor most of the time . All I will say is people who work at funzio have said they play the game and can you really see them camping it out ? or would they have massive free/special rate gold army , and be allies ect ect ? I'm not saying they are , just that it could be , if not then we could try and find them for a laugh . There's one for you conspiracie junkies :)

where have you been, I was talking about this in June and July. Thats like saying there was a 2nd shooter on the grassy field. Guess what, there was a 3rd shooter in a fly saucer high over Denver who really took out Kennedy.

[Speed ump]

Really, wow. He was obviously a great shot.lol

[Miner]

where have you been, I was talking about this in June and July. Thats like saying there was a 2nd shooter on the grassy field. Guess what, there was a 3rd shooter in a fly saucer high over Denver who really took out Kennedy.

I'm going to have to throw in the BS flag here poopenshire. Denver to Dallas, TX is around 1,173,000 yards. Even a modern sniper rifle firing match grade 338 Lapua ammo has a maximum terminal range of only 7,013 yards. That's just a bit short.

Unless of course he was using a special weapon from the flying saucer he was riding in.... hmmmm. Maybe you're on to something after all.

[Tctiger]

I remember someone saying that before and it was an interesting conversation , I think the pirates said they wasn't but if they were they would say that too , flying saucers are quite common in some parts , I like the ones with sherbet in the middle . I have to phone home now.

[Poopenshire]

See what we are missing here is not that a human was the 3rd gunman, but an alien was the 3rd gunman. The weapon was no ordinary weapon, it was a "laser" from the future. It was brought back in time to knock off Hitler, but it was too late as they found out he was a Zombie and couldn't die anyway. So the "laser" made its way to area 51 and eventually into the hands of the Rockafellers. Well you can guess what happened next. The build-a-burgers (i am spelling this wrong intentionally) got a hold of this and decided to clean up the white house. They hired an out of work alien hitman to take the real shot. What you don't see in the film is that after his head goes back and to the left, his head completely explodes and reforms due to a time paradox.

[Baraka]

I must say myself, I do Enjoy reading PJs posts, plus the way it rubs people up makes me chuckle too. We've Finnaly got rid of most of the Trolls and PJ brings a Bit of fun to Forum. Think Jeffery might disagree though.

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Aww, shucks,I feel all warm and gooey inside.

I feel like Butters felt in the recent South Park episode about "Sarcastaball".

I think some of my goodness just oozed out, shucks.

[Fl@sh]

Are you a jelly donut?

[Ryans67]

Watch South Park- Fatbeard.....that will get rid of that feeling. Lol.

[jeffrey]

We as forum members seem to be taking ourselves a bit too serious once again. Here an individual not influenced by the goings on of the last few months is trying to share some wisdom with us, but like all senior/established people we shut it out and call it heresy because its new.

PJ is bringing a new type of wisdom to us with his writings. He has the knowledge and understanding of Socrates, with the cynisism of Antisthenes, and the delivery of Will Ferrell (for some reason every post of his I read in a Will Ferrell voice and it works). Do we take ourselves so seriously that we would ignore new and fresh insight into what we do here.

I do not claim to understand him completely, but by god I am trying. In the past we have had Pirates join us, but they were more direct and straight foward, we sort of understood them but we didn't fully.

Just give him a chance, I am sure so many people prejudged him and still do judge him based soley on our limited knowledge of him (we know nothing people).


Poop, if I were PJ, I would write my intro like this:

"I AM THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THE WORLD.*
1. * *I live vicariously through myself.
2. * *I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
3. * *My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
4. * *When it’s raining, it’s because I am thinking of something sad.
5. * *My shirts never wrinkle.
6. * *I am left-handed and right-handed.
7. * *If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
8. * *The FBI often questions me, just because they find me interesting.
9. * *My sweat is used to manufacture perfume.
10. * *On every continent in the world, you’ll find a sandwich named after me.
11. * *My hands feel like rich, brown, Corinthian leather.
12. * *Cuba imports cigars from me.
13. * *Mosquitos refuse to bite me, purely out of respect.
14. * *I have my own private entrance to The Louvre.
15. * *My business card simply reads, “I’ll call you.”
16. * *I had received the lifetime achievement award, twice by the time I
was 11 years old.
17. * *If I were to punch you in your face, you would ask me to do it again.
18. * *I bowl overhanded.
19. * *I am fluent in all languages, including seven that I only speak.
20. * *I tip an astonishing 250%.
21. * *Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
22. * *Panhandlers give me money.
23. * *I divorced my wife because I caught her littering.
24. * *My passport requires no photograph.
25. * *When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value by 400%.
26. * *Countries celebrate my birthday.
27. * *If there's anything strange going on in my neighborhood, I deal
with it by a swift, disapproving glance.
28. * *My recipe for deviled eggs involves witchcraft.
29. * *I have never walked into a spider web.
30. * *I once taught a German Sheppard to bark in Spanish.
31. * *Ghosts fear me.
32. * *The mention of my name makes Modern War players cry.
33. * *My 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
34. * *I have only walked on water once, to cross the North Atlantic Ocean.
35. * *Dolphins fight to swim with me.
36. * *Whales cruise the world's oceans, just to get a glimpse of me.
37. * *If I were to pass you on the street and not say "hello", you would
still feel like I stopped and asked you about your day.
38. * *My mother has a tattoo that reads, "I LOVE MY SON".
39. * *Other mothers have a similar tattoo, except theirs reads; *"I WISH
HE WERE MY SON".
40. * *I give my guardian angel, a sense of security.
41. * *If I were to wish you good luck, you had better go and play the lottery.
42. * *I always bring a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
43. * *Bigfoot tries to capture photos of me.
44. * *My enemies list me as their emergency contact.
45. * *Aliens have asked me to probe them.
46. * *I don't Tweet, Blog, or use Social Networks - I already know what
you are doing and don't care.
47. * *If I were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.
48. * *When I was in Rome, they said, do as I do.
49. * *My legend precedes me, the way lightning precedes thunder.
50. * *I was once pulled over for speeding, but as I left the officer was
writing himself a ticket."


Disclaimer: not mean to plagiarize anyone.

[Khimsoo]

I just like pirates, probably influenced by the show Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates in the same boat, work as one team for survival and I like that team spirit. :)

[iamnasty]

I just like pirates, probably influenced by the show Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates in the same boat, work as one team for survival and I like that team spirit. :)

PIRATE JOKER is an employee of GREE and PJ is ere too spice up the forum at the same time destroy those non paying players !!!!

[Speed ump]

Yes, ive heard that before lam, and we are all hackers too, or havnt you heard?

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Trust me, Gree can't afford me.

I no longer NEED to work, having been very clever with my income over the years.

I do occasionally sell my services to those with DEEP pockets, and with whom I am acquainted.

No, I am not a Gree employee.

As I've said before, you're free to ignore my nuggets of Modern War knowledge.

We are all free to play the game the way we choose.

I'm not uncomfortable if you choose to lose.

[iamnasty]

Trust me, Gree can't afford me.

I no longer NEED to work, having been very clever with my income over the years.

I do occasionally sell my services to those with DEEP pockets, and with whom I am acquainted.

No, I am not a Gree employee.

As I've said before, you're free to ignore my nuggets of Modern War knowledge.

We are all free to play the game the way we choose.

I'm not uncomfortable if you choose to lose.

PIRATE JOKER, the rest i am not sure BUT one thing i have to agreed with you,

'We are all free to play the game the way we choose.'

[jeffrey]

Trust me, Gree can't afford me.

I no longer NEED to work, having been very clever with my income over the years.

I do occasionally sell my services to those with DEEP pockets, and with whom I am acquainted.

No, I am not a Gree employee.

As I've said before, you're free to ignore my nuggets of Modern War knowledge.

We are all free to play the game the way we choose.

I'm not uncomfortable if you choose to lose.




We understand PJ very well now, just read my intro of him:
and this http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41219-Farewell.........For-now/page5


"I AM THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THE WORLD.*
1. * *I live vicariously through myself.
2. * *I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
3. * *My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
4. * *When it’s raining, it’s because I am thinking of something sad.
5. * *My shirts never wrinkle.
6. * *I am left-handed and right-handed.
7. * *If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
8. * *The FBI often questions me, just because they find me interesting.
9. * *My sweat is used to manufacture perfume.
10. * *On every continent in the world, you’ll find a sandwich named after me.
11. * *My hands feel like rich, brown, Corinthian leather.
12. * *Cuba imports cigars from me.
13. * *Mosquitos refuse to bite me, purely out of respect.
14. * *I have my own private entrance to The Louvre.
15. * *My business card simply reads, “I’ll call you.”
16. * *I had received the lifetime achievement award, twice by the time I
was 11 years old.
17. * *If I were to punch you in your face, you would ask me to do it again.
18. * *I bowl overhanded.
19. * *I am fluent in all languages, including seven that I only speak.
20. * *I tip an astonishing 250%.
21. * *Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
22. * *Panhandlers give me money.
23. * *I divorced my wife because I caught her littering.
24. * *My passport requires no photograph.
25. * *When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value by 400%.
26. * *Countries celebrate my birthday.
27. * *If there's anything strange going on in my neighborhood, I deal
with it by a swift, disapproving glance.
28. * *My recipe for deviled eggs involves witchcraft.
29. * *I have never walked into a spider web.
30. * *I once taught a German Sheppard to bark in Spanish.
31. * *Ghosts fear me.
32. * *The mention of my name makes Modern War players cry.
33. * *My 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
34. * *I have only walked on water once, to cross the North Atlantic Ocean.
35. * *Dolphins fight to swim with me.
36. * *Whales cruise the world's oceans, just to get a glimpse of me.
37. * *If I were to pass you on the street and not say "hello", you would
still feel like I stopped and asked you about your day.
38. * *My mother has a tattoo that reads, "I LOVE MY SON".
39. * *Other mothers have a similar tattoo, except theirs reads; *"I WISH
HE WERE MY SON".
40. * *I give my guardian angel, a sense of security.
41. * *If I were to wish you good luck, you had better go and play the lottery.
42. * *I always bring a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.
43. * *Bigfoot tries to capture photos of me.
44. * *My enemies list me as their emergency contact.
45. * *Aliens have asked me to probe them.
46. * *I don't Tweet, Blog, or use Social Networks - I already know what
you are doing and don't care.
47. * *If I were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.
48. * *When I was in Rome, they said, do as I do.
49. * *My legend precedes me, the way lightning precedes thunder.
50. * *I was once pulled over for speeding, but as I left the officer was
writing himself a ticket."

[iamnasty]

Yes, ive heard that before lam, and we are all hackers too, or havnt you heard?

Yes Gree..................i understood, it's all about the business of maximize making money, no worries mate

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

If SOME of you people believe Gree is bad (I happen NOT to believe that), why do you play their game?

You have a choice.

You can simply delete the game, and Gree is no longer in your life, nor will you be in theirs.

[iamnasty]

If SOME of you people believe Gree is bad (I happen NOT to believe that), why do you play their game?

You have a choice.

You can simply delete the game, and Gree is no longer in your life, nor will you be in theirs.

Woooohh..........PJ started to be defensive but who won't be, especially Gree is their pay master !!!!

My apologies for making you sh*tting in your pant and over this month salary, mate

PJ, do hope you read all the comments properly, and none of them mention Gree is BAD, it's your assumption !!!!

ASSUMPTION is MOTHER of all F*ck-up !!!!!

[PIRATE JUSTICE]

Woooohh..........PJ started to be defensive but who won't be, especially Gree is their pay master !!!!

My apologies for making you sh*tting in your pant and over this month salary, mate

PJ, do hope you read all the comments properly, and none of them mention Gree is BAD, it's your assumption !!!!

ASSUMPTION is MOTHER of all F*ck-up !!!!!

Do you understand or comprehend the meaning of the English word, "IF"?

[iamnasty]

Do you understand or comprehend the meaning of the English word, "IF"?

WOWOW, cool down PIRATE JOKER, you're suppose the cool guy ere