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BigD@wg
10-18-2012, 03:11 PM
Just got bonus unit splash screen or MQ. Heli with 5% bonus on jobs (which I don't know what that means... Guess raids?)

Selfproclaimed
10-18-2012, 03:23 PM
I got the monster quest splash screen on kingdom age. Is that the same game as monster age?

Poopenshire
10-18-2012, 03:24 PM
nothing for me on MW yet.

Dr. Dengus
10-18-2012, 03:28 PM
It's a bonus on the cash payout from map missions.

BigD@wg
10-18-2012, 03:38 PM
I got the monster quest splash screen on kingdom age. Is that the same game as monster age?

I saw flan post something a few weeks ago saying they changed name from monster age to monster quest. So ya I think it's same.

Lift Ticket
10-18-2012, 03:49 PM
Haven't seen anything yet on neither of my accounts, is there a time frame for this like last time?

Tctiger
10-18-2012, 03:59 PM
I just got the pop up on cc but I would rather do it from mw , I take it we can only get the bonus item for one game?

BigD@wg
10-18-2012, 04:05 PM
@lift ticket. I would imagine there will be promo period like kingdom age was but I don't have any specifics. Maybe a mod will comment

@tc. I also suspect that you can only do it for one game if they are on same device.

Baraka
10-18-2012, 04:50 PM
I'm stil waiting too.

boardgames rule
10-18-2012, 04:56 PM
Yea its not showing.

Mad
10-18-2012, 05:42 PM
No splash screen for me either, but I am not getting the splash screen for the Boss events with the timer, so I am a bit concerned.

A couple questions:

1. What are the A and D of the heli?
2. Would this boost still work if you ended up not taking the unit into battle? I win commons in the Boss events and realize at some point many of them will no longer be included in later battles.

Selfproclaimed
10-18-2012, 05:46 PM
Alright. I played this game a lil. It's basically like playing Pokemon...rather kiddish..even the monsters look kiddy.

General Soviet
10-18-2012, 05:52 PM
Alright. I played this game a lil. It's basically like playing Pokemon...rather kiddish..even the monsters look kiddy.
After reading what you said, I looked at the screenshots.....oh god, this game looks childish.

Warfiend
10-18-2012, 06:08 PM
Pokemon is what came to mind for me when I saw the video. It made me think "hey, maybe my kids will like it" Then I thought how expensive Gree games are and what a disadvantage you're at if you don't drop the big bucks into them and now I can only hope they don't start playing.

I am hoping to get that unit though, no splash screen for me yet.

Baraka
10-19-2012, 12:50 AM
No splash screen for me either, but I am not getting the splash screen for the Boss events with the timer, so I am a bit concerned.

A couple questions:

1. What are the A and D of the heli?
2. Would this boost still work if you ended up not taking the unit into battle? I win commons in the Boss events and realize at some point many of them will no longer be included in later battles.its around 80 attack and defense so it will go into battle for most people. Is anyone seeing the splash screen. I don't wanna get the game until I am sure I will get the unit. Self did you get the unit.

cheiz
10-19-2012, 01:35 AM
Got the splash on my LLP, not on the regular. Still waiting for that. The question is: should I get it, or am I waiting for nothing????

Baraka
10-19-2012, 02:11 AM
Got the splash on my LLP, not on the regular. Still waiting for that. The question is: should I get it, or am I waiting for nothing????its selective Cheiz, You will be offered the unit on an individual basis. You should know this by now. Lol.

Romaro
10-19-2012, 02:39 AM
Got the unit
http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r513/yangs2/3500205D-A77B-414A-BBB8-D9ABD287DCD8-97-00000000A2829F9F.jpg

cheiz
10-19-2012, 02:40 AM
its selective Cheiz, You will be offered the unit on an individual basis. You should know this by now. Lol.

Yes, it's true! But I've found a way to trigger it. All you need to do is go to "More" and then hit "News" with your left lappet! Really, it works!

Baraka
10-19-2012, 02:51 AM
Got the unit
http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r513/yangs2/3500205D-A77B-414A-BBB8-D9ABD287DCD8-97-00000000A2829F9F.jpgwhat level are you romaro.

Romaro
10-19-2012, 03:04 AM
Lv 11, got on iPad, still waiting on my other device, I hope😊

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 03:12 AM
its selective Cheiz, You will be offered the unit on an individual basis. You should know this by now. Lol.

You very well may be right about that. I should have clarified in my original post that the splash screen has only been on my LLP. Nothing on my regular account. Kinda reminds of the 40% off sale. Hmmmm.... More selective BS from our "friends" at Gree?

vaporeon
10-19-2012, 03:48 AM
Does this work on Android?

Giedrybe
10-19-2012, 04:36 AM
So nothing to achieve, just free unit given?

No wonder why I have no splash screen and no unit.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 04:46 AM
So nothing to achieve, just free unit given?

No wonder why I have no splash screen and no unit.


It's just a promo for their new game. Splash screen appears in MW to download Monster Quest. After downloading the new game and getting to level 3, the Monster Hunter Heli is placed in your MW inventory. Got it on my LLP but not happy about it not popping up on my main account.

Thunder Child
10-19-2012, 04:50 AM
Having it appear for some and not for others is a sure way of getting people talking about it.... No doubt a conscious marketing ploy.... Will probably trickle out slowly to a good proportion of MW players over the coming days / weeks

Baraka
10-19-2012, 04:55 AM
You very well may be right about that. I should have clarified in my original post that the splash screen has only been on my LLP. Nothing on my regular account. Kinda reminds of the 40% off sale. Hmmmm.... More selective BS from our "friends" at Gree?definatley Smells of the 40% sale doesn't it. I ain't holding my breath now. Should just roll it out for all at the same time. I fear us higher level players may not be offered it at all now.

Q Raider
10-19-2012, 05:14 AM
Game needs some serious fixing.
Fusions that have a 0,0 outcome.
And supposedly indestructible beasties being lost in battles. Uncommon+ is stated in the FAQ section as being indestructible.....somebody forgot to tell my Topaz beastie and now it's gone AWOL.

Poopenshire
10-19-2012, 05:40 AM
Still not getting the splash screen.

MadManDK
10-19-2012, 05:51 AM
No splash screen here either.

Maverick50727
10-19-2012, 05:53 AM
Still not getting the splash screen.
Could be worse. I got the splash and under reward for it in CC instead. A monster truck. I don't even do jobs in CC. I would rather had the option to get it under MW. But I got a different splash. I want to trade the CC unit to MW.

My daughter watched me play until L3. Yes it is more for kids I think.

Tctiger
10-19-2012, 07:32 AM
i got the pop up in cc but i want it in mw, will we get the pop up in mw if we have already had pop up in cc?

Hulk
10-19-2012, 07:39 AM
No splash screen for me either!! Just doesn't seem right that some people get it and some don't.

Poopenshire
10-19-2012, 07:40 AM
This is the whole 40% off gold mess all over again. I never did get that.

Baraka
10-19-2012, 07:42 AM
This is the whole 40% off gold mess all over again. I never did get that.aint it just !!!!

Gambit12
10-19-2012, 07:48 AM
Got the unit
http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r513/yangs2/3500205D-A77B-414A-BBB8-D9ABD287DCD8-97-00000000A2829F9F.jpg

Just like the one when you Level up in KA before...but different stats & bonus obviously...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/Swyn1221/973EA6DE-6B15-49AF-AF82-F517335C6353-28262-00001592D9192850_zpsb8d03022.jpg

Hulk
10-19-2012, 07:50 AM
I sent a ticket in. Don't think it will help. I have not received a splash screen for the last 3 bosses or any gold sales. BS

WOLS
10-19-2012, 08:01 AM
Is it meant for low level only?

Mad
10-19-2012, 08:04 AM
No splash screen for me either. However, I have not got the splash screen for the last two boss events either. I think MW hates me.

Hulk
10-19-2012, 08:18 AM
Is it meant for low level only?

Well I only level 50. It should be for all players

Poopenshire
10-19-2012, 08:21 AM
I am level 128 now and the only splash screens i get are for the LE sets. I get them about twice a day. I get no other splash screens.

Mad
10-19-2012, 08:48 AM
For those who got the splash screen for MQ/free unit, did it mention how long we had to get to level 3?

Lt. Falcon
10-19-2012, 08:54 AM
Finally, got the splash screen, downloaded and got to level 3, then nothing in MW....really? that bites...and you know support can be.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 08:55 AM
For those who got the splash screen for MQ/free unit, did it mention how long we had to get to level 3?

There was no specific information. It simply stated download game and reach level 3 to receive unit.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 09:27 AM
I sent ticket but considering I have not received responses from my last two tickets (closed with no reply) I doubt I will get any help on this either.

ArthurWellsley
10-19-2012, 09:30 AM
Level 65, and no splash screen. But (a) I'm in Europe and there is always a time delay, and (b) no splash screen for Congo boss - I only learnt of that by looking at this forum.

Edit

Went to look at another page of these forums (I'm on a train) and under ios6 I was offered a drop down to go to the App Store and download MQ!

Thunder Child
10-19-2012, 09:37 AM
Nothing in Korea, either...

Baraka
10-19-2012, 09:41 AM
Finally, got the splash screen, downloaded and got to level 3, then nothing in MW....really? that bites...and you know support can be.what level Are you falcon.

Hivesy
10-19-2012, 09:56 AM
Hmmmm so have we answered the question of whether we will get this offer eventually from all GREE games or does each person (GREE account) only get it once?

i.e. I have been offered a unit in CC via a splash screen to download MQ and play to level 3. However nothing in KA and MW. I'm only really bothered about getting the unit in MW so would rather wait until I get the offer here. If it aint never gonna happen though I'll take the offer on CC obviously. My CC game is only at level 24 however which is far below both other accounts so I wonder if that affects it.

So has anyone had the offer for MQ on more than one GREE game? You guys that had the offer in MW, do you play KA or CC as well? If you only play MW that might answer the question.

Lift Ticket
10-19-2012, 10:05 AM
what level Are you falcon.

I got it on my hlp lvl 89, but didn't get the unit after getting lvl 3 in monster quest

Romaro
10-19-2012, 10:09 AM
Hmmmm so have we answered the question of whether we will get this offer eventually from all GREE games or does each person (GREE account) only get it once?

i.e. I have been offered a unit in CC via a splash screen to download MQ and play to level 3. However nothing in KA and MW. I'm only really bothered about getting the unit in MW so would rather wait until I get the offer here. If it aint never gonna happen though I'll take the offer on CC obviously. My CC game is only at level 24 however which is far below both other accounts so I wonder if that affects it.

So has anyone had the offer for MQ on more than one GREE game? You guys that had the offer in MW, do you play KA or CC as well? If you only play MW that might answer the question.

I play KA and MW and got the offer from both apps, for air unit.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 10:33 AM
I play CC and MW on my iPhone. Neither of those have gotten the splash screen. Got splash screen on MW on my wife's iPad (my LLP).

Romaro
10-19-2012, 10:44 AM
I play CC and MW on my iPhone. Neither of those have gotten the splash screen. Got splash screen on MW on my wife's iPad (my LLP).

Same with me, just got splash screen on iPad, but not my iphone and its same with the boss event, just got the splash screen on my iPad.

Giedrybe
10-19-2012, 10:51 AM
For those, who think that iPad is the magic part in this puzzle, don't worry - I have nothing on my iPad :)

Poopenshire
10-19-2012, 11:38 AM
Still no splash screen for me

Vballmadam
10-19-2012, 11:49 AM
Nothing for me as well and I too use an ipad.

Mad
10-19-2012, 12:05 PM
Ipad as well and no splash screen on MQ.

Baraka
10-19-2012, 12:56 PM
I got it on my hlp lvl 89, but didn't get the unit after getting lvl 3 in monster questholy crap so your at level 89 and got it. So some high level players have it then. Have you ever bought gold before.

Lt. Falcon
10-19-2012, 12:58 PM
holy crap so your at level 89 and got it. So some high level players have it then. Have you ever bought gold before.

got the splash screen, but didn't get the unit when I reached level 3 in Monster Quess...bum deal!

Baraka
10-19-2012, 01:01 PM
got the splash screen, but didn't get the unit when I reached level 3 in Monster Quess...bum deal!yes but if you've had the splash and got to level three then at least a ticket should get you the unit.

Mksound
10-19-2012, 01:10 PM
I got a splash screen but no unit info. It just said the game is available. I closed the screen and continued on in mw.

Mad
10-19-2012, 02:36 PM
The problem with this kind of stuff is you don't know what to do.

On the one had, when MW had its 40% off gold sale, it was only sent it out to a select few. So not everyone got it and not everyone was supposed to get it. But people found out about it and expected it to be for everyone and it wasn't. It was intended for those people who have never bought gold and I understand that.

Then on the other hand it might be a glitch. I haven't got the splash page for the last two Boss events and so I have no idea how long this Boss event is and how much time is remaining. This very much discourages me from spending any gold on the event. I presume this is a glitch as I can't see any reason why MW would not want me to see it, but who knows.

So I haven't got the splash page for the ModernQuest unit and have no idea if I and other players are being purposely excluded or if it is simply a glitch.

If it is a glitch then we should be able to download MQ and apply for the unit via support if we don't get it.

But then again ....

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 02:42 PM
The problem with this kind of stuff is you don't know what to do.

On the one had, when MW had its 40% off gold sale, it was only sent it out to a select few. So not everyone got it and not everyone was supposed to get it. But people found out about it and expected it to be for everyone and it wasn't. It was intended for those people who have never bought gold and I understand that.

Then on the other hand it might be a glitch. I haven't got the splash page for the last two Boss events and so I have no idea how long this Boss event is and how much time is remaining. This very much discourages me from spending any gold on the event. I presume this is a glitch as I can't see any reason why MW would not want me to see it, but who knows.

So I haven't got the splash page for the ModernQuest unit and have no idea if I and other players are being purposely excluded or if it is simply a glitch.

If it is a glitch then we should be able to download MQ and apply for the unit via support if we don't get it.

But then again ....

You are probably right about the gold sale being targeted at non-gold players. The proble was that it was advertised on twitter and that is a public forum. Therefore, it should have been made accessible to everyone.

As for the MQ splash screen and boss screens, I'm a quite positive it is a glitch. Why wouldn't they advertise the boss and new game to everyone? The more people that are exposed...the more chance of Gree making money.

General Soviet
10-19-2012, 03:22 PM
Is it posssible just to go on MQ, get level 3, then go back to MW and get the unit, regardless of seeing the splashscreen?

Baraka
10-19-2012, 03:24 PM
Is it posssible just to go on MQ, get level 3, then go back to MW and get the unit, regardless of seeing the splashscreen?i was thinking the same, but then I saw people who got the splash, got to level 3 and didn't get the unit. Lol. Wat hope do we have.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 03:26 PM
Is it posssible just to go on MQ, get level 3, then go back to MW and get the unit, regardless of seeing the splashscreen?

I don't think it will link unless you download from splash screen.

Tctiger
10-19-2012, 04:55 PM
I sent a message to gree asking if I will get pop up in mw as well as cc as I would rather have it in mw , only a few hours later I got a reply and they said they are working on the pop up and gave me the unit , now that's what I call excellent service thanks gree I'm impressed with the quick response .

Baraka
10-19-2012, 04:58 PM
I sent a message to gree asking if I will get pop up in mw as well as cc as I would rather have it in mw , only a few hours later I got a reply and they said they are working on the pop up and gave me the unit , now that's what I call excellent service thanks gree I'm impressed with the quick response .my tickets in now lol.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 05:21 PM
I sent a message to gree asking if I will get pop up in mw as well as cc as I would rather have it in mw , only a few hours later I got a reply and they said they are working on the pop up and gave me the unit , now that's what I call excellent service thanks gree I'm impressed with the quick response .

I just checked my email and inventory and I was credited Heli too! Support you are slowly redeeming yourselves. Thank you!

Mad
10-19-2012, 05:27 PM
I just checked my email and inventory and I was credited Heli too! Support you are slowly redeeming yourselves. Thank you!

Did you load up MQ without getting the splash screen and got the unit through support???

vaporeon
10-19-2012, 05:29 PM
The only thing that popped up on mine was a 20 percent gold sale. I'm not buying it till they fix all the issues us Android users are having.

BigD@wg
10-19-2012, 05:31 PM
Did you load up MQ without getting the splash screen and got the unit through support???

I didn't even load the game yet. I sent ticket explaining that I wasn't getting the splash screen and that I would like the opportunity to receive the unit. They just popped unit in my inventory. Impressed with their responsive this time!

vaporeon
10-19-2012, 05:33 PM
I didn't even load the game yet. I sent ticket explaining that I wasn't getting the splash screen and that I would like the opportunity to receive the unit. They just popped unit in my inventory. Impressed with their responsive this time!

Where do I go to place a report?

Baraka
10-19-2012, 05:36 PM
Where do I go to place a report?go to your menu in MW. Then go to More.then click Help. There's a button in top corner says contact support. Click that and send an email.

dthfrmabv
10-19-2012, 05:47 PM
Just got bonus unit splash screen or MQ. Heli with 5% bonus on jobs (which I don't know what that means... Guess raids?)

PVE Mission not PVP

General Soviet
10-19-2012, 06:06 PM
I sent in my ticket explaining the problem and how I already got to level 3 in MQ. Let's see what happens next.

Hulk
10-19-2012, 06:20 PM
I didn't even load the game yet. I sent ticket explaining that I wasn't getting the splash screen and that I would like the opportunity to receive the unit. They just popped unit in my inventory. Impressed with their responsive this time!

How long did it take? I sent a ticket about 4 hours ago.

Baraka
10-20-2012, 01:40 AM
As usuall my account is been sined out. I send ticket in at same time as tctiger and big dog.they get emails saying sorry guys here you go. What do I get.same crap as gold sale. We are offering on an individual basis.u will get the opportunity. I can't let you guys see the email I sent back as I was to say the least very angry.

MadManDK
10-20-2012, 01:51 AM
Contacted support and her is the answer:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

I'm so happy I did not buy anymore gold, Gree is back to it's usual incompetent self, either not knowing what they are doing or actually differentiating between players.

Baraka
10-20-2012, 01:58 AM
Contacted support and her is the answer:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

I'm so happy I did not buy anymore gold, Gree is back to it's usual incompetent self, either not knowing what they are doing or actually differentiating between players.If the face fits Eh.

MadManDK
10-20-2012, 02:08 AM
If the face fits Eh.

Yes, just now saw you got the same message. I've sent them a nice return email also, as this is an utter BS reply.

ladyfizz27
10-20-2012, 02:39 AM
Still no splash screen for me, but Tapjoy are offering 15 gold to download it. I'm assuming you won't get the gold AND the unit?

James_mac
10-20-2012, 03:06 AM
Iv had the splash on my LLP but my on my main account... Hmm what to do.....

BigD@wg
10-20-2012, 03:25 AM
Yes, I am glad that support came through for me this time, but to hear that Baraka and MadmanDK are getting the run around by support about the exact same issue really gets under my skin. I just don't understand why they can't give the same opportunities to everyone!?!?! So yes it would appear that it is the 40% off sale all over again!

marebear
10-20-2012, 03:34 AM
I got the same crap response from Stephen for my ticket. I replied back and told them to pass my ticket to CJ or A. I should probably just send in a new ticket since they closed my old one. Dear customer, sometime maybe you might get the splash screen for the game you actually play, based on your progress in the game, and who answers your ticket, if the sun is shining and the planets are aligned, and I might know what's going on with our new game, maybe if you are lucky. @@

BigD@wg
10-20-2012, 03:38 AM
How long did it take? I sent a ticket about 4 hours ago.

It only took about 3 hours.

BigD@wg
10-20-2012, 03:41 AM
I got the same crap response from Stephen for my ticket. I replied back and told them to pass my ticket to CJ or A. I should probably just send in a new ticket since they closed my old one. Dear customer, sometime maybe you might get the splash screen for the game you actually play, based on your progress in the game, and who answers your ticket, if the sun is shining and the planets are aligned, and I might know what's going on with our new game, maybe if you are lucky. @@


I don't know if you have seen the CC thread about this same issue. Would appear that some have had good success with support ticket and others have been getting the same BS answer as you and others here have gotten. It's truly ridiculous how some of these things are handled.

JF5522
10-20-2012, 03:52 AM
I don't get the splash screen on both iPad and android game accounts too. Just sent support ticket and hope for a fruitful reply.

Hulk
10-20-2012, 04:43 AM
Contacted support and her is the answer:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

I'm so happy I did not buy anymore gold, Gree is back to it's usual incompetent self, either not knowing what they are doing or actually differentiating between players.

I got the same answer from the same person.

Lift Ticket
10-20-2012, 06:30 AM
Some of the people in support can't read and then they answer back with the same BS response. I told them I received the promotion splash screen, downloaded Monster Quest and got to level 3 and did not get the helicopter. The response was: "we are currently offering a promotion based on individual progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive the promotion at different times." Hello support, READ the email...I got the promotion, I did not get the helicopter.

Brettm_001
10-20-2012, 07:11 AM
I got the same canned response also from the same person.

Bob_55
10-20-2012, 08:17 AM
I got the splash screen this morning in KA and download MQ made it to level 3 and not received the heli, ticket send also bought 650 gold for my LLP and don't reveived my gold ticket send.... What's going on Gree, I wanted my gold and Heli it's been 2 hours that I send tickets

Romaro
10-20-2012, 08:24 AM
Contacted support and her is the answer:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

I'm so happy I did not buy anymore gold, Gree is back to it's usual incompetent self, either not knowing what they are doing or actually differentiating between players.

I think the dev offer not for all Id number or base on certain situations, cause one of my id have splash screen that get the unit, but just now another Id have splash screen just offer to download MQ apps only without get the unit.
just lucky this time 😊, not like when they launch and they offering BS helli, I don't have splash screen on all of my id device.

Mad
10-20-2012, 08:29 AM
It is hard to know if this is a legit or a glitch. I never received the splash screen and sent in a ticket to support and I was told the same that it was limited by my progress in the game.

They may be limiting the release by level or it may be a glitch. But I haven't got the splash screen for the last two boss events. I sent in two support tickets on it but nothing has changed. Since I don't get the Boss splash screens I thought the MQ splash screen was part of the routine.

But if it is being limited, for the record I am level 54 and wonder what is everyone else's level who hasn't received the splash screen. Maybe there is a pattern here.

MadManDK
10-20-2012, 09:27 AM
I'm missing the offer on my lvl 94 and my test account on lvl 13, so they must be targeting a very specific group (yeah right).

UncleLeo
10-20-2012, 09:29 AM
I'm level 80 and I haven't gotten the splash screen either. I also sent a ticket and got the same response about in game progress. They said everyone will get the same opportunity for the promotion at different times. Well, other people did get it and i haven't so i interpret their response as meaning that they will give me the opportunity later. I replied and asked for confirmation that this is what they meant, or if not, then for them to clarify what they mean. I'm not holding my breath waiting for an enlightening response.

I did get splash screen for mq in cc but I'd rather get the unit in modern war.

Baraka
10-20-2012, 11:30 AM
Any one with a 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 0 in there level won't be getting the offer . I'm afraid we are just doing the sale on an individual basis. You will get it some time in the future. We estimate December 2056.thanks for your time.

Hulk
10-20-2012, 01:00 PM
Send a ticket in. It took me 3 trys till I got mike to handle the problem. He put it in my inventory for me. Thanks Mike from support!!

Baraka
10-20-2012, 01:02 PM
Send a ticket in. It took me 3 trys till I got mike to handle the problem. He put it in my inventory for me. Thanks Mike from support!!i best get it then. I resent two emails. I specifically ast for certain people lol.

Hulk
10-20-2012, 01:19 PM
i best get it then. I resent two emails. I specifically ast for certain people lol.
Just keep trying try not to piss them off because then you will get nothing.

FromAfar
10-20-2012, 10:58 PM
i received the offer on 2 of my 3 devices. did my 20 minutes of whatever, and have the units. about 4 days ago.

the units showed up immediately... or at least they were there on my first check after reaching level 3. a pretty fair unit. it is in my battles now.

i HAVE NOT received the offer to download on the account i have in the mid-teen level. at that level, it could make a big difference... unless all the non-dead accounts did it.

Brettm_001
10-21-2012, 09:21 AM
For those of you that had success with being persistent with support, did you submit new tickets or reopen (reply to the email) the closed one?

Baraka
10-21-2012, 09:23 AM
For those of you that had success with being persistent with support, did you submit new tickets or reopen (reply to the email) the closed one?i had replied and sent a new one. Can't hurt to do both. I ast for specific people to sort my ticket out and not others.i am yet to hear back but it is the weekend.

Poopenshire
10-21-2012, 10:33 AM
Still no pop ups other 20% off. Thats theonky one i am getting.

Big John
10-21-2012, 10:44 AM
I downloaded MQ on my iPod touch through KA but it also appeared on my iPad.

Hope I don't get the CC bonus as I prefer MW, sent ticket asking for MW bonus, fingers crossed.

marebear
10-21-2012, 11:34 AM
Because I'm a ***** like that..Never received splash screen for turtle unit for KA for downloading Monster Quest and getting to level 3. I got the one for CC only. I want my unit for Kingdom Age instead please or all 3 like some other forum members have received.If whomever receives this can only give me the bs response I was given before about people receiving units based on progress in the game please pass my ticket on to someone who knows what they are doing such as CJ (Chris) he is the best!!! Or A, also very good. Or Mark ( forum said he was good). No Stephen!!!!

bigflan
10-21-2012, 11:37 AM
I want the unit for ka I want my turtle it would be my best defense unit (only lv11)
I had the game before it came out and I asked them IF I CAN HAVE IT and CC mark said I could have one but the Stephen gave the stupid automated response

Brettm_001
10-21-2012, 11:55 AM
When they did this promo for ka I got the unit for both cc and Mw. Also I had a good laugh this morning. I got a customer satisfaction survey link for the ticket I opened. Lets just say that Stephen won't be getting a good review.

Lift Ticket
10-21-2012, 06:30 PM
When they did this promo for ka I got the unit for both cc and Mw. Also I had a good laugh this morning. I got a customer satisfaction survey link for the ticket I opened. Lets just say that Stephen won't be getting a good review.

I had 2 tickets that Stephen handled, sent survey saying this guy can't even read, just copy and pasting same damn response to all tickets. My ticket stated I received splash screen about the monster hunter , completed level 3 and even level 4 and never received the helicopter. My response was:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

Seriously, read the ticket you stupid idiot.

General Soviet
10-21-2012, 08:34 PM
Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times. DISCLAIMER: Times range from 12 to 27 years in the future. Receive the splashscreen 5 years earlier for 7 easy payments of $100. Order today!

jeffrey
10-21-2012, 10:03 PM
I had 2 tickets that Stephen handled, sent survey saying this guy can't even read, just copy and pasting same damn response to all tickets. My ticket stated I received splash screen about the monster hunter , completed level 3 and even level 4 and never received the helicopter. My response was:

"Thank you for contacting GREE Support. We are currently offering a promotion based on the individual player’s progress in the game. All players will have the same opportunity to receive a promotion at different times."

Seriously, read the ticket you stupid idiot.


I got the same crap reply from her. Needless to say, I gave her bad review/feedback when greedy asked for support feedback.

Ryans67
10-21-2012, 10:08 PM
I was offered 24 gold on tapjoy to download it on my HLP, and 15 on the LLP. Thought that was interesting.

Warfiend
10-21-2012, 10:48 PM
I was offered 24 gold on tapjoy to download it on my HLP, and 15 on the LLP. Thought that was interesting.

I got the 24 gold offer. I skipped it in the hopes I'll get the heli offer. But I'm not holding my breath. I'll just consider this 24 gold spent on trying to get a rare from a boss.

Dr. Dengus
10-21-2012, 10:53 PM
Try politely responding to the automated response, maybe question what exactly qualifies a player for the cross promo. You might then get the response you're looking for.

Bea
10-22-2012, 07:35 AM
Didn't get the splashscreen at all on my iphone 4. I transferred my games to my friend's iphone 4 and immediately got the splashscreen on MW (L25) but not CC (L182) or KA (L100). Got the MW unit and transferred back. Maybe I'll try again on someone else's phone for CC and KA.

My iphone 3gs got the splashscreen on MW (L15) and CC (L30) but not KA (L17).

Baraka
10-24-2012, 01:39 PM
Look wat I just got.

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii488/BenBaraniak/2686F80C-4FC5-42B2-98C3-C82B8E69AF39-1462-000000AB04FFEA5E_zpsd256527d.jpg

Ryans67
10-24-2012, 02:05 PM
Nice... Atleast there is hope for some of us. I haven't received a response on the MQ issue, or the missing congo helicopter. I suppose they are in my inventory, just invisible. lol.

Poopenshire
10-24-2012, 02:17 PM
No splash screen yet for me. wonder why.

Baraka
10-24-2012, 02:18 PM
No splash screen yet for me. wonder why.haha neither did I lol.

albeezy
10-24-2012, 02:22 PM
I think splash screen problem also has to do with the fact that some people like myself NEVER get a splash screen. WTF Guess I have progressed so far and my skills are so advanced that I know when events start/end/etc. wihtout being able to see any info from Gree. Who knew that playing MW and KA would give me ESP?

Lift Ticket
10-24-2012, 04:50 PM
I think splash screen problem also has to do with the fact that some people like myself NEVER get a splash screen. WTF Guess I have progressed so far and my skills are so advanced that I know when events start/end/etc. wihtout being able to see any info from Gree. Who knew that playing MW and KA would give me ESP?

So I had to send multiple tickets to finally get the right person to resolve my issue.

"Thank you for the message. You are still eligible for the promotional offer even without seeing the splash screen; you just need to play Monster Quest through level 3. Please let me know when this has happened and I will be happy to award you with all appropriate promtional items.

Regards,

A"

Thank-you A, you're awesome!! I now have a little more respect for Gree.

Baraka
10-24-2012, 04:52 PM
So I had to send multiple tickets to finally get the right person to resolve my issue.

"Thank you for the message. You are still eligible for the promotional offer even without seeing the splash screen; you just need to play Monster Quest through level 3. Please let me know when this has happened and I will be happy to award you with all appropriate promtional items.

Regards,

A"

Thank-you A, you're awesome!! I now have a little more respect for Gree.I got A too he rocks as be just gave me my KA unit as well

Gambit12
10-24-2012, 05:18 PM
i sent the ticket this morning & just got awarded a minute ago too baraka...that kinda fast but they haven't refund my vault of gold yet...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/Swyn1221/BAC213FD-87C4-40F5-A58A-B5EABFEE043F-37503-00001BB3686FEE23_zps5d044c22.jpg

Dr. Dengus
10-24-2012, 05:44 PM
i sent the ticket this morning & just got awarded a minute ago too baraka...that kinda fast but they haven't refund my vault of gold yet...


How come you need a vault of gold refunded? If it wasn't due to accidental purchases you probably won't get the reply you desire.

Gambit12
10-24-2012, 05:50 PM
How come you need a vault of gold refunded? If it wasn't due to accidental purchases you probably won't get the reply you desire.

i guess i was over excited on the 20% off discount last couple days ago...when i was trying to buy the vault of gold, i accidentally press on vault of cash instead of vault of gold...i sent 2 tickets so far & replied on the first one...

Dr. Dengus
10-24-2012, 05:54 PM
i guess i was over excited on the 20% off discount last couple days ago...when i was trying to buy the vault of gold, i accidentally press on vault of cash instead of vault of gold...i sent 2 tickets so far & reply on the first one...

Ahh I see. They will help you out then ... if you already spent the cash though, that's another story.

Poopenshire
10-24-2012, 06:02 PM
Just sent a screen cap of my monster quest at level 3 to support. Maybe i will get my unit tomorrow.

Big John
10-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Ask and you shall receive.

General Soviet
10-24-2012, 06:24 PM
I sent in another ticket to them, and said that last time I didn't get any help with the promotion besides the "everyone gets it at different times" junk. I hope I get lucky and get a good support employee.

Gambit12
10-24-2012, 06:36 PM
Ahh I see. They will help you out then ... if you already spent the cash though, that's another story.

i spent it right away because i'm afraid all the whales is going to be all eyes on me Doc...I'll probably quit this game on the spot if they won't refund me...

cheiz
10-25-2012, 12:14 AM
I did get the splash screen (unfortunately in KA...) and finished lvl 3 within a few hours after that. This happened on the 23rd. This is the reply I received upon my message that I did not get the promotional item.

"I apologize for the inconvenience, but we cannot give you the cross-promotional item since you had created your Monster Quest account after the date that has been specified. There are no exception to this policy."

????? the date specified was 19 to 20 Oct. Anybody receive anything after that? It certainly seems so when reading this thread.

Anyway I sent in new ticket. I don't accept this! I was offered something and now I'm being told I'm not getting it. Seems to be a common policy for Gree...

Lt. Falcon
10-25-2012, 06:09 AM
I did get the splash screen (unfortunately in KA...) and finished lvl 3 within a few hours after that. This happened on the 23rd. This is the reply I received upon my message that I did not get the promotional item.

"I apologize for the inconvenience, but we cannot give you the cross-promotional item since you had created your Monster Quest account after the date that has been specified. There are no exception to this policy."

????? the date specified was 19 to 20 Oct. Anybody receive anything after that? It certainly seems so when reading this thread.

Anyway I sent in new ticket. I don't accept this! I was offered something and now I'm being told I'm not getting it. Seems to be a common policy for Gree...

It must've been Stephan, he sucks as customer support!! I sent a ticket on Saturday that said I hadn't recieved a splash screen and many of my rivals had the Monster Hunter in their inventory and stated that it was unfair that players were not getting the same chance at the same time to recieve the unit. At 4:58 pm "A" stated that the promotion was for everyone and that you did not need a splash screen. He said all I need to do was download it from the store and play to level 3 and reply back to the email and he will gladly put it in my inventory. I download it yestreday and got to level 3and by 6:20pm, the Monster Hunter was running its first mission.

Baraka
10-25-2012, 06:17 AM
Check your email. Everyone who has Stephen doesn't get owt. I sent my email back asking not for him or Viet. I got A, he gave me the KA unit and the Modernwar unit. Awesome.

cheiz
10-25-2012, 06:35 AM
Check your email. Everyone who has Stephen doesn't get owt. I sent my email back asking not for him or Viet. I got A, he gave me the KA unit and the Modernwar unit. Awesome.

request sent to A.

Baraka
10-25-2012, 06:43 AM
request sent to A.

Good luck !!!!!!!!

marebear
10-25-2012, 08:35 AM
So far Russell, and Brian are very good. Cj always rocks. A has been good. Stephen sucks.

Thief
10-25-2012, 08:35 AM
The Insane thing is this item isn't that great. Anyone that sends in a ticket who doesn't already have the item they should just award the unit as it takes more time to deal with the customers over and over again than just once.

Anyways i guess i'll just DL and start sending in my tickets....

Also the second i heard about this game it sounded like pokemon to me.....while i have to admit when i was 14 that was alright...im not sure i'll actually end up playing?

manbeast
10-25-2012, 09:28 AM
Cliffs on this thread?? What item are y'all talking about and what must be done to get it? Just started playing MQ.

Gambit12
10-25-2012, 09:54 AM
Cliffs on this thread?? What item are y'all talking about and what must be done to get it? Just started playing MQ.

This unit manbeast...Play your MQ & take it up to Level 3 & send ticket that you already did it & will receive this unit below...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/Swyn1221/BAC213FD-87C4-40F5-A58A-B5EABFEE043F-37503-00001BB3686FEE23_zps5d044c22.jpg

Corsair
10-25-2012, 09:59 AM
The Insane thing is this item isn't that great. Anyone that sends in a ticket who doesn't already have the item they should just award the unit as it takes more time to deal with the customers over and over again than just once.It probably takes a good 60 to 90 days for a support person to figure this out. When I was in retail many years ago, we had this magical "special price key"...we were supposed to always write stuff down that we special priced when the computer didn't have the sale price right...after a while, you learned to stop writing it down, and if someone was whining about minute discounts on stuff that might not be included in the sale, you just give it to them. Of course that company is long gone, so... :D


Anyways i guess i'll just DL and start sending in my tickets....

Also the second i heard about this game it sounded like pokemon to me.....while i have to admit when i was 14 that was alright...im not sure i'll actually end up playing?That's what I did, we'll see how it goes. I was too old for Pokemon, but what little I know of it, yes...take Kingdom Age engine, replace weapons with monsters, and mix in some Pokemon.

albeezy
10-25-2012, 10:04 AM
Got my Monster Hunter yesterday! had to send a ticket in

Don't forget it has a bonus - +5% more cash from missions Makes it worth the few minutes it takes toget to level 3

cheiz
10-25-2012, 10:07 AM
So far Russell, and Brian are very good. Cj always rocks. A has been good. Stephen sucks.

I do not entirely agree Marebear. I really got a BS reply (see above) and that wasn't Stephen...

Baraka
10-25-2012, 10:08 AM
Remember as well guys you can get it for all 3 games.

Baraka
10-25-2012, 10:09 AM
I do not entirely agree Marebear. I really got a BS reply (see above) and that wasn't Stephen...viet is crap too.

cheiz
10-25-2012, 10:09 AM
Got my Monster Hunter yesterday! had to send a ticket in

Don't forget it has a bonus - +5% more cash from missions Makes it worth the few minutes it takes toget to level 3

Albeezy, I'd really like to know when you played MQ. I mean the date.

Warfiend
10-25-2012, 10:11 AM
Got my Monster Hunter yesterday! had to send a ticket in

Don't forget it has a bonus - +5% more cash from missions Makes it worth the few minutes it takes toget to level 3

I sent my ticket in late afternoon yesterday. I like the stats and the bonus. And MQ looks to be really well done. It looks like free/moderate spenders have potential to be more competitive than in MW. Not my kind of game though, but I'm going to set my kids up with it this weekend.

cheiz
10-25-2012, 10:14 AM
"There are no exception to this policy."



Remember as well guys you can get it for all 3 games.

hahaha, you're optimistic Baraka! I'd say it depends on who applies which (consistent) policy...

albeezy
10-25-2012, 10:17 AM
Albeezy, I'd really like to know when you played MQ. I mean the date.

A few days ago. October 20 or 21 maybe... Why?

BigD@wg
10-25-2012, 10:18 AM
A few days ago. October 20 or 21 maybe... Why?

You should have replied to the question with "it's being looked into to" Lol!

cheiz
10-25-2012, 10:20 AM
A few days ago. October 20 or 21 maybe... Why?

I was told that level 3 of MQ had to be reached on 19 or 20 Oct for the offer to be valid, but I don't buy it, cause it seems many others got the splash later (or not at all) like me, I got the splash on the 23rd, so I only acted after that.

albeezy
10-25-2012, 10:21 AM
You should have replied to the question with "it's being looked into to" Lol!
NICE! Unfortunately I am not inept so when I looked into it I found the answer and simply provided it as best I could determine. The "It's being looked into" answer I like to reserve for when I get called out on some BS and want to pretend like I am still correct! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

albeezy
10-25-2012, 10:23 AM
I was told that level 3 of MQ had to be reached on 19 or 20 Oct for the offer to be valid, but I don't buy it, cause it seems many others got the splash later (or not at all) like me, I got the splash on the 23rd, so I only acted after that.

I never get splash screens so I never got it at all also. I did see a post of the splash screen somewhere on the forum though. It was not until I saw a few rivals that had the unit that I decided to download and just send in a ticket.

Arizona
10-25-2012, 10:26 AM
I was told that level 3 of MQ had to be reached on 19 or 20 Oct for the offer to be valid, but I don't buy it, cause it seems many others got the splash later (or not at all) like me, I got the splash on the 23rd, so I only acted after that.
Bad news when I haven't even had a splash screen on either of two devices I'm playing, and so many of you already have the unit in yer inventory.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.



(I'm kidding Cheiz)

Baraka
10-25-2012, 10:28 AM
Bad news when I haven't even had a splash screen on either of two devices I'm playing, and so many of you already have the unit in yer inventory.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.



(I'm kidding Cheiz)I don't mind the Dutch. There's just one specific Dutch Traitor I don't like.

Gambit12
10-25-2012, 10:31 AM
I don't mind the Dutch. There's just one specific Dutch Traitor I don't like.

Who is the Dutch Traitor, baraka that you don't like..??

Baraka
10-25-2012, 10:33 AM
Who is the Dutch Traitor, baraka that you don't like..??Lets see if X knows. I'm sure he will get it.

Arizona
10-25-2012, 11:44 AM
Hmmmmm.....RVP?

General Soviet
10-25-2012, 12:33 PM
Awesome, I just got the unit! A, you are the greatest.

Baraka
10-25-2012, 12:39 PM
Hmmmmm.....RVP?
Damn you got it in one. There's your answer Gambit

Awesome, I just got the unit! A, you are the greatest.sweet nice one m8. I'm gunna ask for A in every ticket I send in.

Warfiend
10-25-2012, 01:22 PM
"A" gave me the unit too, no problem.

ladyfizz27
10-25-2012, 01:36 PM
A just put the unit in my inventory, no problems

albeezy
10-25-2012, 01:42 PM
Sent a ticket earlier today aabout not getting the unit in KA and just got it! Holla

Baraka
10-25-2012, 01:45 PM
They think twice before taking on us forum members again lol.

manbeast
10-25-2012, 01:51 PM
This unit manbeast...Play your MQ & take it up to Level 3 & send ticket that you already did it & will receive this unit below...

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/Swyn1221/BAC213FD-87C4-40F5-A58A-B5EABFEE043F-37503-00001BB3686FEE23_zps5d044c22.jpg[/QUOTE

thank you so much! just sent my ticket in.
[QUOTE=albeezy;460862]Sent a ticket earlier today aabout not getting the unit in KA and just got it! Holla

whats the KA unit like? name/stats/bonus? i really want the name so i know what unit to ask for in my ticket lol

albeezy
10-25-2012, 01:57 PM
whats the KA unit like? name/stats/bonus? i really want the name so i know what unit to ask for in my ticket lol
It is a shell monster. Looks like a turtle walking on two legs. 56/94. Not sure of the bonus?

Here is a pic
http://static-cdn.kingdomagegame.com/kaios/images/popups/xpromo_mg_incentive_ipad.jpg

Vballmadam
10-25-2012, 02:00 PM
What is the unit for Crime City?

albeezy
10-25-2012, 02:03 PM
What is the unit for Crime City?

I stopped playing CC a few months back so no idea, but I went to the CC forum just for you VBall and found this
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/adamsez24/monster1.png

Corsair
10-25-2012, 02:09 PM
Yeah A must be going through a bunch of them, he just replied to mine...my email got screwed and had to copy/paste to a new one and forgot all the ticket info. :p So, no unit yet.

Thief
10-25-2012, 02:15 PM
Thanks to A i have my nice new unit! Stats Slightly better than an Uncommon +5% more from PVE! Fore a free player i'll take all day long!

Bronson
10-25-2012, 02:52 PM
Thanks to A I have 3 shiny new units for MW, CC & KA!

Vballmadam
10-25-2012, 02:58 PM
Thanks Beezy...I can't get the CC unit because you have to be level 10 and I'm just eight....darn!

Mad
10-25-2012, 03:04 PM
Never got the Splash Screen. Downloaded MQ played to level 3, sent in my request to support. Here's hoping.....

cheiz
10-25-2012, 03:27 PM
Bad news when I haven't even had a splash screen on either of two devices I'm playing, and so many of you already have the unit in yer inventory.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.



(I'm kidding Cheiz)


OK, don't know what others here have to say, but A is the Shiznit! All has been settled. No further comments....
Maybe Xcept one thing: RU German Arizona??? LOL


(Just kidding... ;))

Thunder Child
10-25-2012, 03:47 PM
OK, don't know what others here have to say, but A is the Shiznit! All has been settled. No further comments.... Maybe Xcept one thing: RU German Arizona??? LOL(Just kidding... ;))Totally agree!downloaded

Downloaded MQ without the splash on both HLP an LLP, got them both past L3 just to be safe, took screenshots of both, sent them to support and am now the proud owner of the Monster Hunter on both accounts.... And it was "A" who sorted the whole thing.

Nice one Gree - you clawed back some respect on this one!

And "A", you da man! (or woman!)

BigD@wg
10-25-2012, 04:30 PM
Glad to see lots of people getting this straightened out in their favor with support. I had gotten splash on my LLP and got unit. "A" got me my unit for my HLP and just today he popped the promo unit in my inventory in CC. Nice job "A"!

Poopenshire
10-25-2012, 04:35 PM
almost 24 hours after my response to their statement. and no unit or email to confirm it.

Baraka
10-25-2012, 04:37 PM
I was thinking of starting an "A" appreciation thread but don't think it will go down too well. Lol.

Mad
10-28-2012, 08:08 PM
Hey just got my unit. Stephen emailed, apologized for the confusion and gave me the unit. Thanks Stephen.

Ryans67
10-28-2012, 08:18 PM
A just emailed me and gave me the unit. Only problem is that he put it on my LLP, not the HLP. Not sure how that happened, but I asked to switch it. We shall see...

vaporeon
10-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Who do I talk to to get the unit. MQ does not even show up in the android market and I really want it.

Mad
10-29-2012, 07:20 AM
Who do I talk to to get the unit. MQ does not even show up in the android market and I really want it.

Contact support. The best way to do that is throught the game. Open MW and hit the menu button at the botton right hand corner of your screen. When the menu button pops up hit the "More" button, bottom right corner again. The Hit the "Help" button. And on the pop up screen that show up you will see a button that says "contact Support" and email them your problem. "contact support" button should be top left corner.

ArthurWellsley
10-29-2012, 07:28 AM
I sent a ticket from my Modern War account saying no splash screen. "A" emailed to tell me to down load MQ, play it to level 3 and then email him. I did so, and he sent me an email confirming that he had added the Monster Hunter helicopter to my MW account (which he had).

Thank you A.

Jhoemel
10-29-2012, 07:29 AM
I have the bonus units and they are pretty nice

qqqq
10-29-2012, 07:30 AM
I sent ticket last week, and on Oct 26 got this answer from Brian: "The promotion ended last w.e. and is no no longer available". I wonder if I should try again........

Giedrybe
10-29-2012, 07:56 AM
I haven't got anwer - I believe it is fourth day now.

qqqq
10-29-2012, 08:11 AM
I haven't got anwer - I believe it is fourth day now.

I sent it both from MW and from MQ support page...pls post if you get good news

Corsair
10-29-2012, 08:23 AM
Finally got my MW bonus unit from good old A. Didn't give me the KA unit, so I submitted another ticket.

qqqq
10-29-2012, 10:13 AM
Is there any way to address tickets to A or other open minded guys?

Giedrybe
10-30-2012, 01:49 AM
Nothing yet for me. No answer to ticket.

qqqq
11-08-2012, 05:53 AM
;)Today Gree replied to my 2 weeks old ticket and I found the 88/62 Monster Hunter heli in my inventory! Better late than never, and maybe something is changing anyway.....

MadManDK
11-08-2012, 06:20 AM
Just got a reply today only 2 week old mail. The answer was that the event ended long time ago and therefore no unit for me.

qqqq
11-08-2012, 06:46 AM
Just got a reply today only 2 week old mail. The answer was that the event ended long time ago and therefore no unit for me.

They told me this too, but I sent back another ticket with the same text and it worked

Corsair
11-12-2012, 03:47 PM
After almost 2 weeks, I got a response from Stephen yesterday re: my KA ticket...I sent the ticket without my ID/device info...gave him the info and got my unit today. In fact, they gave me a stronger unit than the original...probably because I referred to an incorrect name in my ticket...but I'm cool with it.

Now, I suppose I could complain about the fact that it took 2 weeks, or that the original ticket I sent for both MW and KA only got handled for MW...but I have better things to do. :)