Crime City Translation

[Burn]

There seems to be much confusion about the terminology and phrasology used in Crime City, both in the forums and on walls.

This handy guide should serve you well in making sense of CCspeak...

1. I hate you
Meaning: You have better stats than me

2. You bought Gold lol
Meaning: You have better stats than me and I'm jealous

3. I have a life
Meaning: You have better stats than me and I'm angry

4. Get a life
Meaning: You have better stats than me and I'm extremely angry

5. I am Stock Slayer, I am being bullied, so I requested a reset of my game and have started again at Level 1.
Meaning: Now I'm the bully muahahaha

6. Anything posted by a troll
Meaning: I am lonely and have no friends

7. Anything contentious posted by Burn
Meaning: I am poking monkeys with a stick

8. Anything helpful posted by Burn
Meaning: I am teaching monkeys how to poke back

9. CK rule
Meaning: I am at low levels

10. Shark Tanks sucks
Meaning: I wish I was at low levels

11. Shark Tanks rocks:
Meaning: I understand it is a game, am going with the flow, and am enjoying the game

12. What is your IPH
Meaning: I like counting

13. Here is how to improve your IPH
Meaning: You should like counting too

14. I am camping
Meaning: I like spreadsheets

15. Event Progress threads
Meaning: I like counting and using spreadsheets

16. These crates suck
Meaning: I need to improve my stats so please bring back the glitched Ammo crates where the Rares were dropping at same rate as Uncommons

17. Gree are working to improve communication
Meaning: Please leave us alone

Feel free to add more ;)

[Ragmondino]

I hate you. You spent to much on gold and should get a life.
But I love the shark tank

[Burn]

This post intentionally left blank for use by a lonely troll...

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[Dr BoneCrusher]

11. 16. Yes and yes

[MrSpidey]

haha, nice post! :)

[<3 Hz]

Anything posted by Crime City _ark:

I'm not as cool as Burn, but I wish I was.

[Dravak]

I need to ad some more ...

I am pretty and a looker.
means: I am past my prime but want to keep pretending that am the prom queen .

I am rich and wealthy
Means: I have debts nothing is my own or reinvested

I am married and happy so bugger off
Means: My husband is not giving me enough attention , you reminds me of my husband .

let me think of some more lol .

[Dravak]

Stop attacking me , insert #%#%
Means: I like to bully , but cannot accept to be bullied .

Insert any whine posts ... about rivalry.
Means: I am losing but cannot accept it ..

[Dravak]

I only tapjoy ..
Means: I buy or cheat gold , but do not dare to admit it , since I can make fun of goldspenders ..

Jailbroken phone guy ?
Means: atleast I cannot be banned , cause I have the urge to cheat , so you must be the same .

How did you get those stats .
Means: you must be a cheat !

[Duncko]

I am removing me from your newsfeed
Means: I am going to spam your wall 60 consecutive times

[Dravak]

Show me a picture while holding your name .
Means: enough lies , show us the proof ...

CCM is crap
Means: godsake he is not listening to me ! need to insert child tantrum

6/12/24 strategy etc .
Means: we cannot accept defeat , but we need to make things difficult for others to win .

[<3 Hz]

I am removing you from my newsfeed
Means: I am going to spam your wall 60 consecutive times

Also means: You pounded me out, posted 10-0 & I just can't handle that.

[Duncko]

Also means: You pounded me out, posted 10-0 & I just can't handle that.

LOL good one

[<3 Hz]

Woah there not yet, but I would even with your broke hand

I broke that like back in 2004.

[G Wiz]

I just blew up your landmines.

Translated: I can't beat you consecutively, so this is how I feel good about myself.

[Joeycool]

I just blew up your landmines.

Translated: I can't beat you consecutively, so this is how I feel good about myself.

People are dumb enough to buy landmines? :cool:

[G Wiz]

People are dumb enough to buy landmines? :cool:YEs, I haz Brain enough to buy them...I do it for fuzzy and teach :)

[Joeycool]

YEs, I haz Brain enough to buy them...I do it for fuzzy and teach :)

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/throwing-money-away.gif

[G Wiz]

these .gifs are so accurate, it's scary! Hahaha

[Dravak]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/throwing-money-away.gif

LMAO but that is what I am doing lol ;) ....

[Stock Slayer]

you actually mentioned my name?!?!?!?!? I AM HONORED, BURN! LMAO!

For the record, I don't bully. If someone gets aggravated, I add them. Why make people upset?

I'm building my mafia back up as quick as I can. Ill be in the shark tank shortly...

[Burn]

You're going to spend all your gold on leveling fast, and be right back at square 1 ;)

Just take your frikken time - you wasted a fortune on impatience last time round, don't do it again. With $9000 spent wisely you can be plenty strong enough to look after yourself when you do EVENTUALLY get back up.

That advice was free.

[BigDog146400220]

Support ticket answer:
We have investigated your issue, everything is working as it should. Ticket closed.

Translation:
We don't know how to do our job. Please don't send anymore tickets.

[KemoKidd]

(After attacking or robbing someone)

Add me! 123-456-789

Translation: I'm waiving a white flag. Please add so you can't take my money anymore!

[Deluxe]

11. 16. Yes and yes

+many
Not in tank yet but i dont have thin skin and dominating everyone at your level isnt a lot of fun

[Deluxe]

People are dumb enough to buy landmines? :cool:

When your income is off the hook and you can replace them :)

[Vile Lynn]

People are dumb enough to buy landmines? :cool:

Translation: My in-game cash is too precious to spend on def explosives.

[Paulio]

Translation: My in-game cash is too precious to spend on def explosives.

LOL, good one.