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(MS13)TURKISHTIGER
09-23-2012, 08:29 PM
1.So a lady walks into a bar on the 20th floor of a building. She starts drinking and a man walks up to her and says "Do you want to watch me fly" and she thinks "what a creep" and ignores him. So a few hours pass and no one has talked to her so she goes back to the guy and says "Ok, lets see you fly" so he takes out a flask and drinks from jumps out the window and starts flying, then comes back and says "wow do that again" so he takes a swig from the flask and flys again, when he comes back she aks "can i try", she takes a swig jumps out of the window and falls 20 storys to her death, then the bar tender looks at the man and says "You know superman, your a real ******* when you do that"

2.A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.
The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe. The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together. the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him!

3. you tell the third joke!! lets see what u guys got.

TonySpaghetti
09-23-2012, 08:36 PM
2.A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.
The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe. The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together. the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him!

I'd like to congratulate Eddy for his excellent choice in food.

TruthHurts
09-23-2012, 08:37 PM
OP;

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/d07875ceb9323dc2279b219d4e255bd8_zps2e1ffc52.jpg

(MS13)TURKISHTIGER
09-23-2012, 08:41 PM
y dont u post one ,u moron lol :)

TruthHurts
09-23-2012, 08:44 PM
I got a good one...

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/18557e06b81c76c15c6b6132adc01b34_zps7b0b4d7f.jpg

Tony Tiger, look in here and you will see the biggest joke of all!

J. Smooth
09-23-2012, 08:49 PM
I got a good one...

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/18557e06b81c76c15c6b6132adc01b34_zps7b0b4d7f.jpg

Tony Tiger, look in here and you will see the biggest joke of all!

As scary as this thought may be...I think tony is more respected than Santaquim now.

Deluxe
09-23-2012, 08:51 PM
I got a good one...

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/CCTruthHurts/18557e06b81c76c15c6b6132adc01b34_zps7b0b4d7f.jpg

Tony Tiger, look in here and you will see the biggest joke of all!

Def a +1 for this 2x loser

PawnXIIX
09-23-2012, 09:39 PM
Four blondes walk into a bar...


...The fifth one ducked :)

Khayman
09-23-2012, 10:54 PM
Original content

http://imageshack.us/a/img221/1711/ragecomicte.png

PawnXIIX
09-23-2012, 11:43 PM
That took me a minute to figure out...but thank you the epiphany was quite the feeling :)

balax
09-24-2012, 01:20 AM
you need some ..workout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k

badvoc0
09-24-2012, 08:35 AM
heard about the dyslexic prostitute?

..went to work in a warehouse

Deluxe
09-24-2012, 09:40 AM
you need some ..workout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k

Oh man as a meathead i really appreciated that! Fcking hilarious!

PC77
09-24-2012, 09:53 AM
That clip is so funny balax, probably a stupid question but is that for real or just part of the show??

nopenopenope
09-24-2012, 10:02 AM
way to copy and paste. we know ur engrish sux

Khayman
09-24-2012, 11:02 PM
http://imageshack.us/a/img811/13/ragecomichy.png

mikkobaby
09-25-2012, 02:16 AM
you need some ..workout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k

"so that u can work out with a friend". Hahahahaaa!!

mikkobaby
09-25-2012, 02:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjqucrnI9w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnq7N6X4x84

(MS13)TURKISHTIGER
09-25-2012, 03:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZ8NEEw5Jo

balax
09-25-2012, 03:57 AM
Lie Detector
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVVNuraly8

MrSpidey
09-25-2012, 05:29 AM
Let me place a few then (they're oldies though):

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still cound't find a thing for her grandson.

"Maybe a recipe or something eductional?" I asked.
"No, that's not it," she said.

We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye: a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds.

"This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law will hate it."


And another:

A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie.

"Do I get three wishes?" she asked.
"Nope, I'm a one-wish genie. What will it be?"
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting so we can have world peace."
"They've been at war thousands of years. I'm not that good," he said. "What else do you have?"
"Well, I'd love a good man. One who's considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn't watch sports all day."
"Okay," the genie said with a sigh. "Let me see that map again."