Kingdom Age Poetry Wednesdays Week #1

[YLL]

I love Muahahahaha as a line!

Glad you liked it so. :)


YLL
I was reading some of my allies' comment walls and noticed they mentioned your Haiku. I think this one is great. I have a hard enough time with my wife explaining why I'm writing poetry for a game much less writing about some of the most powerful KA ladies.

Thanks for the praise, FM. Liked yours too. :)

[YLL]

lolz.....7.75
*insert Beyonce song here* ... 7.75!
Like the tie-in to GREE! 7.25
I bet your girlfriend would love the Haikus you write! 7.5


Girlfriend does not like
Scores are cumulative, right?
Give me the big prize!

[mitchitized]

Playing Kingdom Age.
Here come the whales and the sharks!
What can I do now?

Rogue and Warrior
I just can not get enough
of this Kingdom Age!

Internet Tough Guy(TM)
You think that you can't be beat?
Thanks for all the gold!

Silos, Breeding Den
Now it is time for my Vault
Come back tomorrow

UPDATE: Sorry for all the edits, hopping from English, Italian and Swiss German has me counting backwards half the time.:o

[Great_wall2]

KA Life Cycle

Box Event started,
I have opened ten treasures!
What? Need twenty five?

Pressed middle option,
Twenty in my possession,
Almost at my goal...

Box Event ended,
I am stuck at twenty four,
Time for some OT!

[andymac106]

Camping is so fun
Staying forever, getting rich
Waiting to get strong

Cheaters ruin this game
With their fake gold and diamonds
And hacked armies

Beat the epic boss
Destroy them all brutally
Win the epic prize

Just some quick ones I made up hode it isnt too late

[thesyllable (er)]

It's Poetry Wednesdays for each game's forum.

The best poem wins 100 gold. Honorable mentions wins a lesser amount (determined by me). Winners are selected by me (right before the next week's poem) and are heavily influenced by forum feedback...keep in mind I like the funny and the creative.

These are merely suggested types of poems, but feel free to explore your artistic creativity.

Haiku
Limerick
Acrostic
Sonnet
etc.

Any scores I give are rough/tentative scores and do not determine the winner (but higher scores will usually win)


Here's mine for this week:

Most people love Fantasies
All full of wonder and amazement
Girls to rescue, Monsters to slay
I write the story
Cause I have all day

Let's hear it! REMEMBER TO ADD YOUR ALLIANCE CODE TO YOUR POST OR HAVE IT IN YOUR SIG!

-er

[albeezy]

Reserved for additional trendsetting...

Correction, the additional trendsetting may be found beginning on post 9 and ending on post 15

Curse that 4 image limit!

[Jhoemel]

Kingdom Age, the third game of gree
I played just for the bs heli
And I stopped after getting the heli
And that's my biggest mistake gree

After a while I played again
A new enjoyment hit me again
I found my based ransacked and destroyed
I vowed that this time its your base that will be destroyed

I went to Bronson king
Got an advice for winning
Then I started camping
Then every attacker started losing

Then Crate and boss event started
My path of success have started
Glory days await
Here I come kingdom AGE!!!!!!!!

[albeezy]

AL BEEZY vs. A Health Bar


http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/rival10.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=87&u=17569328)

A HERO’s Kingdom is invaded HIS subjects struck with fear
The HERO stands tall knowing the rival’s end is near
Astral Bow on HIS shoulder arrows in HIS quiver, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_110.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=63&u=17569328)
HIS army marches to battle making earth quake and shiver, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_210.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=64&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

HIS sword slices and slashes, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_310.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=65&u=17569328)
The sling on HIS Trebuchet swings and it thrashes, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_410.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=66&u=17569328)
HIS Infected Spiders soon join the fight, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_510.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=67&u=17569328)
HIS Bloodfang Bear roars with ferocious might, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_610.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=68&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

Riding HIS Scarred Hydra HE swoops down to attack, his rival’s health is diminished http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_710.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=69&u=17569328)
HE ignores HIS Court Counselor’s advice to fall back, his rival’s health is diminished http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_810.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=70&u=17569328)
HE summons the mighty Eastern Dragon’s power, his rival’s health is diminished http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_910.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=71&u=17569328)
HE opens HIS vault up with each passing hour, his rival’s health is diminished http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1010.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=72&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

Each attack of his rival takes gold from HIS coffer, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1110.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=73&u=17569328)
To give HIS life for HIS subjects what more can HE offer, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1210.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=74&u=17569328)
This KING fights for the noble as well as the pauper, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1310.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=75&u=17569328)
HIS Cursed Lich obeys HIS every command, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1410.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=76&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

From HIS King’s Airship HE recruits allies in a far-away land, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1510.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=77&u=17569328)
HIS Crazed Succubus strikes with red claws so sharp, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1610.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=78&u=17569328)
HIS Fire Spirit ignites and attacks with a spark, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1710.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=79&u=17569328)
HIS Combat Spirit rallies his troops to arms, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1810.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=80&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

HIS Stronghold Warrior protects HIM and keeps HIM from harm, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_1910.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=81&u=17569328)
HIS Stoic Fighter so cunning is ready to engage, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_2010.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=82&u=17569328)
Unleashed HIS Ogre Enforcer strikes with great rage, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_2110.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=83&u=17569328)
HIS Goblin Warrior moves switfly with scimitar in grasp, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_2210.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=84&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

This HERO strikes one last blow with HIS Heavy Battleaxe, his rival is defeated,
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_2310.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=85&u=17569328)
From temples to brothels High Priests tell HIS story
HE defeated HIS rival and brought HIS Kingdom glory
HE returned to HIS Kingdom more powerful than ever
With a dumbass Savage Troll who is not very clever!

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/troll10.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=86&u=17569328)

[albeezy]

and YES I really had to hit him twice with no health left! WTF

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

Nice! Lol! I had the same "epic" ending when I beat boss 20 and got a common with the other unit.

I'm going to try one so bear with me.

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

His quest for glory,
ended quite gory,
He landed on his head.

The fight to win,
was a hit on his chin,
that ended him in his bed.

With further thought,
and a plan instead,
he decided to fight,
until his was dead.

"I must build my kingdom!"
he declared aloud,
"A camper I'll be,
until I'm big and proud!"

So he collected and built,
and collected some more,
until a special event came,
to end his bore...

Excited was he!
to recruit rare troops,
he gave up his waiting
to get some powerful groups

Of many rares,
an uncommon or two,
he was staying up late,
to make his dreams come true.

Then the night came,
when it filled him with dread,
he thought he'd be ready
when he went to bed,
to wake up later,
and push, click tackle some more,
when he looked down....
and his iPhone was dead.

[echus14]

Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and Approaching the Black Hole of Kingdom Age

Time slows down
Between Boxes now
When’s the hour up?

Time slows down
Between Bosses now
When’s my health all topped up?

Time slows down
Between Events now
When’s the new splash screen popping up?

Time slows down
I’m over Vault now
When’s my Manor coughing up?

Time slows down
Still in the Leaderboard now
When’s the Timer finally up?

Time in Kingdom Age
It beats in counterpoint
To the rhythm of my heart!

[echus14]

A Knight’s (Cautionary) Tale

Mountains of Gold
Mountains of Gems
On all of these did I spend

Spreadsheets I kept
No nuance would escape
My future was carefully planned

My Kingdom grew strong
My foes did fall prone
To my ravaging attacks

Acclaim did I win
Allies did I gain
As in awe all would cite my name

Levels were passed
Monsters were crushed
As maps were mastered with ease

My commitment was total
My dedication acknowledged
A Sage of the game perceived

Whales did I join
Proud member was I
Of an Alliance few here could boast

In the game was I King
No threats could be seen
As from my lofty throne did I rule

But price there would be
As family life it did cease
And all that was left were the bills

[thesyllable (er)]

Girlfriend does not like
Scores are cumulative, right?
Give me the big prize!

Nope sorry!


Playing Kingdom Age.
Here come the whales and the sharks!
What can I do now?

Rogue and Warrior
I just can not get enough
of this Kingdom Age!

Internet Tough Guy(TM)
You think that you can't be beat?
Thanks for all the gold!

Silos, Breeding Den
Now it is time for my Vault
Come back tomorrow

UPDATE: Sorry for all the edits, hopping from English, Italian and Swiss German has me counting backwards half the time.:o

Impressive! 7.5


KA Life Cycle

Box Event started,
I have opened ten treasures!
What? Need twenty five?

Pressed middle option,
Twenty in my possession,
Almost at my goal...

Box Event ended,
I am stuck at twenty four,
Time for some OT!

man....overtime? You get a 7.5 for that


Camping is so fun
Staying forever, getting rich
Waiting to get strong

Cheaters ruin this game
With their fake gold and diamonds
And hacked armies

Beat the epic boss
Destroy them all brutally
Win the epic prize

Just some quick ones I made up hode it isnt too late

Nice! 7.5


Kingdom Age, the third game of gree
I played just for the bs heli
And I stopped after getting the heli
And that's my biggest mistake gree

After a while I played again
A new enjoyment hit me again
I found my based ransacked and destroyed
I vowed that this time its your base that will be destroyed

I went to Bronson king
Got an advice for winning
Then I started camping
Then every attacker started losing

Then Crate and boss event started
My path of success have started
Glory days await
Here I come kingdom AGE!!!!!!!!

nice...7.0



AL BEEZY vs. A Health Bar


http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/rival10.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=87&u=17569328)

A HERO’s Kingdom is invaded HIS subjects struck with fear
The HERO stands tall knowing the rival’s end is near
Astral Bow on HIS shoulder arrows in HIS quiver, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_110.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=63&u=17569328)
HIS army marches to battle making earth quake and shiver, his rival’s health is diminished
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/hit_210.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=64&u=17569328)


His quest for glory,
ended quite gory,
He landed on his head.

The fight to win,
was a hit on his chin,
that ended him in his bed.

With further thought,
and a plan instead,
he decided to fight,
until his was dead.

"I must build my kingdom!"
he declared aloud,
"A camper I'll be,
until I'm big and proud!"

So he collected and built,
and collected some more,
until a special event came,
to end his bore...

Excited was he!
to recruit rare troops,
he gave up his waiting
to get some powerful groups

Of many rares,
an uncommon or two,
he was staying up late,
to make his dreams come true.

Then the night came,
when it filled him with dread,
he thought he'd be ready
when he went to bed,
to wake up later,
and push, click tackle some more,
when he looked down....
and his iPhone was dead.

You amaze me every time....9.0


Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and Approaching the Black Hole of Kingdom Age

Time slows down
Between Boxes now
When’s the hour up?

Time slows down
Between Bosses now
When’s my health all topped up?

Time slows down
Between Events now
When’s the new splash screen popping up?

Time slows down
I’m over Vault now
When’s my Manor coughing up?

Time slows down
Still in the Leaderboard now
When’s the Timer finally up?

Time in Kingdom Age
It beats in counterpoint
To the rhythm of my heart!

deep....7.75


A Knight’s (Cautionary) Tale

Mountains of Gold
Mountains of Gems
On all of these did I spend

Spreadsheets I kept
No nuance would escape
My future was carefully planned

My Kingdom grew strong
My foes did fall prone
To my ravaging attacks

Acclaim did I win
Allies did I gain
As in awe all would cite my name

Levels were passed
Monsters were crushed
As maps were mastered with ease

My commitment was total
My dedication acknowledged
A Sage of the game perceived

Whales did I join
Proud member was I
Of an Alliance few here could boast

In the game was I King
No threats could be seen
As from my lofty throne did I rule

But price there would be
As family life it did cease
And all that was left were the bills

wow! 8.5

[albeezy]

You amaze me every time....9.0
That's what she said! Oh wait this isn't the jokes thread...

[Funkey monkey]

I'm not addicted!
I wake up in the morning
Hurry, go collect

I'm not addicted!
My timer goes off at five
Cottage is ready

I'm not addicted!
Checking the forum at work
The boss, minimize

I'm not addicted!
Not while you are in worship
My manor's ready

I'm not addicted!
The game is in overtime
Do not touch my phone

I'm not addicted!
Honey, time to eat dinner
Darn it, your food's cold

The night is quiet
Wink, wink, let us go to bed
Dang, I'm addicted!

[echus14]

And finally - for this week, at least - one for the oft under-appreciated ...

The Travails and Tribulations of (er) ... and the Developers

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
Kingdom Age is so buggy,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
GREE only wants my money.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
KA is just no fun,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
BD10 too far a run.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
I'm getting really really bored,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
There's nothin' to add to my hoard.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
The units all look the same,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
The Developers are to blame.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
A new Event is now starting?
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
Don't nobody disturb me for nothin' !

[steve_r]

Leader Boards Are Closed!
Did You Want Your Gems Wasted?
Open More! (Ka-Ching!)

[YLL]

Nope sorry!


Handicaps for the
Creatively-impaired (like golf)
Add 9.9 to my score!

[John Snow]

Another poetry contest is here
I've run out of ideas I fear
Albeezy's a beast
With 200 stanzas at least
When he wins again he deserves a cheer!

[John Snow]

There once was a warrior named Jon Snow
Cocky and strong, yes, he'd tell you so
He ruled Kingdom Age
Until he met that quiet Mage
Who beat him and beat him, 'til Snow said "No mo'!"

[John Snow]

There once were three games by Gree
Which some people played for free
One was Kingdom Age
It was definitely the rage
And arguably the best of the three

[John Snow]

Here's a shout out to some allies:

There once was a warrior named YL
No vowels, I know. He couldn't spell.
He raised a dragon roost
Gave his stats a big boost
and now he is really strong as hell.

There once was a rogue named Tiki
Her prowess at raiding was just freaky
She’d steal from you blind
And no trace would you find
Because she was just so bloody sneaky

There once was a mage named Bea
So pleasant and nice, wouldn’t hurt a flea
But her stats would astound you
And her armies would pound you
And you learn you can’t beat her if you play for free.

[Tiki]

Here's a shout out to some allies:

There once was a warrior named YL
No vowels, I know. He couldn't spell.
He raised a dragon roost
Gave his stats a big boost
and now he is really strong as hell.

There once was a rogue named Tiki
Her prowess at raiding was just freaky
She’d steal from you blind
And no trace would you find
Because she was just so bloody sneaky

There once was a mage named Bea
So pleasant and nice, wouldn’t hurt a flea
But her stats would astound you
And her armies would pound you
And you learn you can’t beat her if you play for free.

Hehe, I vote for this one 😊

[Bea]

Hehe, I vote for this one 😊

Our boys writing poems for us again, Tiki. 😊😊

[Tiki]

Our boys writing poems for us again, Tiki. 😊😊

Are they not simply adorable?

[YLL]

Here's a shout out to some allies:

There once was a warrior named YL
No vowels, I know. He couldn't spell.
He raised a dragon roost
Gave his stats a big boost
and now he is really strong as hell.

Wow, thanks! :) One thing though: isn't "Y" is a vowel? After all: A, E, Y, O, U... :p ;)

[John Snow]

Wow, thanks! :) One thing though: isn't "Y" is a vowel? After all: A, E, Y, O, U... :p ;)

Exactly!! :p

[Hobtuse]

My first attempt and hopefully not my last attempt

A mighty warrior comes to Kingdom Age
slays thy monsters, and raids all manors,
only to find he has grown too fast

Made good allies, joins cool alliances,
defeating epic bosses, opening umpteen boxes
building kingdoms and breeding dragons

There be Dragons in the company of Whales
Thou shalt tremble in his wake!!

Please be gentle, it's my first time. :)

[Tiki]

My first attempt and hopefully not my last attempt

A mighty warrior comes to Kingdom Age
slays thy monsters, and raids all manors,
only to find he has grown too fast

Made good allies, joins cool alliances,
defeating epic bosses, opening umpteen boxes
building kingdoms and breeding dragons

There be Dragons in the company of Whales
Thou shalt tremble in his wake!!

Please be gentle, it's my first time. :)

First time, virginity lost. I think you did an awesome job.

[Jhoemel]

Time flies when you're having fun
But what is fun?
Fun is playing gree games
Do you know what Im talking about

Of course its kingdom Age
Have you thought otherwise
Kingdom age is like a fantasy
Living in the mediaval world

You build your kingdom
You focus on your economy
You build your defenses
You build your unit buildings

You train troops and units
They will be your hands and feet
They defend your kingdom
And they conquer other kingdoms

You sign alliances with other kingdoms
And you wage war on another
Sometimes you lose
But sometimes you win big time

Doing missions
Killing trolls, skeletons and monsters
Destroying buildings and caves
Man that's fun

You see beautiful rulers of kingdom
But they aren't just a pretty face
Piss the off and you're dead
Since they have monster forces

Who am I talking about?
Im sure you are hearing me right
Im talking about tiki and bea
Just smile and the sun will shine

Strong alliances are made
Royal Knights
Forums Knights
All of them are holy knights

Man, this is fun
I cant get enough
Oh I cant get enough
Kingdom Age is really fun 🏆

[Tiki]

Thesyllable-(er) . I tried to tweet you, I'm a technology dolt! Didn't work, so I sent a PM to you. Thanks

[Great_wall2]

Kindly sir please forgive me,
I have naught but respect for thee.
Necessity dictates raiding your Lender,
Gold for my many debts I must tender,
Double “dates” at the Brothel are getting costly!
O’er the many levels that have past,
My rivals list has groweth too vast,
Alas, too much treasure to vault,
Gold losses I cannot halt,
Even with the dragon army I have amassed.

[Tiki]

Breeding dens, brothels
I ponder the distinctions
Animal spirits

[YLL]

Breeding dens, brothels
I ponder the distinctions
Animal spirits

Simple; with former
we have dragons making out
latter, is people

[Tiki]

Simple; with former
we have dragons making out
latter, is people

Hehe, I must be dating the wrong kind of men, still don't see a difference 😊

[The_Red]

The game is a brokin'
what were they smokin'?

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

Kindly sir please forgive me,
I have naught but respect for thee.
Necessity dictates raiding your Lender,
Gold for my many debts I must tender,
Double “dates” at the Brothel are getting costly!
O’er the many levels that have past,
My rivals list has groweth too vast,
Alas, too much treasure to vault,
Gold losses I cannot halt,
Even with the dragon army I have amassed.

Well done! I was waiting for someone to do one of these styles.

[Great_wall2]

Thanks Legend, I went all fancy and stuff, double limerick layered on acrostic.

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

Thanks Legend, I went all fancy and stuff, double limerick layered on acrostic.

It was definitely well put. :)

Now, I am going to breach the seasonal ones....with one that is a little much too early... lol

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

‘Twas the day before upgrade
When all through the night,
He was sweating and worrying,
And tossing with freight.

For the amount of gold,
Accumulated had he,
To upgrade his Den,
Was for all to see.

He struggled for days,
And fought many a fight
To raid and plunder
Through the days and night

But to store so much gold,
Open to those who can take
Kept him sweating and anxious
And at night stayed awake.

But the time finally came,
When he could get the 10
Of that magnificent building,
Called the Breeding Den

He shivered and shook,
His smile had spread
He thought the relief,
Would now replace dread

Triumph and glory,
It is finally done!
With the upgrade happening,
I had finally won

The right to be apart,
Of the elite group we fear,
The BD 10 Club,
I am finally here!

With dragons abound,
And now your gold is mine,
I shall now beat down your kingdom
While I soar on Cloud 9

[The_Legend_Shall_Live_On]

Whaaaa...? No one's in the holiday spirit yet?

[Great_wall2]

Whaaaa...? No one's in the holiday spirit yet?
Lol, that's great! Tonight I'm going to tuck myself in bed and have visions of sugar gems dance in my head....

Fall outside already where I am, winter is not far away!

[Jhoemel]

Where's the prizes? Its already past wednesday

[thesyllable (er)]

And finally - for this week, at least - one for the oft under-appreciated ...

The Travails and Tribulations of (er) ... and the Developers

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
Kingdom Age is so buggy,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
GREE only wants my money.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
KA is just no fun,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
BD10 too far a run.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
I'm getting really really bored,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
There's nothin' to add to my hoard.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
The units all look the same,
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
The Developers are to blame.

Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
A new Event is now starting?
Grouse, Grouse, Grouse,
Don't nobody disturb me for nothin' !

Winner...100


I'm not addicted!
I wake up in the morning
Hurry, go collect

I'm not addicted!
My timer goes off at five
Cottage is ready

I'm not addicted!
Checking the forum at work
The boss, minimize

I'm not addicted!
Not while you are in worship
My manor's ready

I'm not addicted!
The game is in overtime
Do not touch my phone

I'm not addicted!
Honey, time to eat dinner
Darn it, your food's cold

The night is quiet
Wink, wink, let us go to bed
Dang, I'm addicted!


There once were three games by Gree
Which some people played for free
One was Kingdom Age
It was definitely the rage
And arguably the best of the three

Winner....100


My first attempt and hopefully not my last attempt

A mighty warrior comes to Kingdom Age
slays thy monsters, and raids all manors,
only to find he has grown too fast

Made good allies, joins cool alliances,
defeating epic bosses, opening umpteen boxes
building kingdoms and breeding dragons

There be Dragons in the company of Whales
Thou shalt tremble in his wake!!

Please be gentle, it's my first time. :)

Great one! 8.25


Kindly sir please forgive me,
I have naught but respect for thee.
Necessity dictates raiding your Lender,
Gold for my many debts I must tender,
Double “dates” at the Brothel are getting costly!
O’er the many levels that have past,
My rivals list has groweth too vast,
Alas, too much treasure to vault,
Gold losses I cannot halt,
Even with the dragon army I have amassed.

Winner...100