Modern War Poetry Wednesdays Week #1

[thesyllable (er)]

It's Poetry Wednesdays for each game's forum.

The best poem wins 100 gold. Honorable mentions wins a lesser amount (determined by me). Winners are selected by me (right before the next week's poem) and are heavily influenced by forum feedback...keep in mind I like the funny and the creative.

These are merely suggested types of poems, but feel free to explore your artistic creativity.

Haiku
Limerick
Acrostic
Sonnet
etc.

Any scores I give are rough/tentative scores and do not determine the winner (but higher scores will usually win)


Here's mine for this week:

War is hated, vile, disgusting to some
Actually if it's a video game, then it's ok to play to most
Real people who fight, to them we toast

Let's hear it! REMEMBER TO ADD YOUR ALLIANCE CODE TO YOUR POST OR HAVE IT IN YOUR SIG!

-er

[manbeast]

you an ex english teacher or something? sorry but i aced that class and i'm never looking back.

[Jhoemel]

I made this a while back. And Ill enter it in the contest :)

"A story of a siege tank"

On a rainy day that seem gloomy
Hit the enrichment boss to have some money
But something changed that made me lucky
A siege tank dropped and added to my inventory

A tank that looks like a challenger tank
The most bada** loot tank
Everyone wants that tank
But only few can get the tank

Everyday looks so sunny
Since i have been so lucky
I forgot all about the money
Since the tank is as cool as micky (Sorry micky just need to rhyme that one)

But I remember the casualty rate
That low means nothing in terms of rate
Every attack I made I hold my breath
That it wouldn't be my siege tank's last breath

Today was like everyday
I surf the rival list like yesterday
Looking for rival that will make my day
And I found the guy I always find everyday

Then I attack him him relentlessly
While he cover his tail disgracefully
He gave a few casualty
I look at all those casualty

Then I saw a unit like this
http://i50.tinypic.com/k4fswm.png

My heart skipped a beat
Im sure the unit cant be beat
Cold sweat came out
I dont know my way out

I picked my courage to click the unit
i closed my eyes when I clicked the unit
I opened my eyes and i felt electricity
Then there goes my sanity

Came back to my senses
And smile came to my face
A useless mountain citadel died
And my siege tank is still ALIVE!!!!

[albeezy]

Reserved for possible shenanigans and tom foolery!

Was going to right a rhyme about trolls but realized far too many are in existence lately,
Was going to right a smack down rhyme but didn't want forum members to hate me,
Was going to tale a story for fun but judge kim beet me two it,
When everything's wrong and nothing is right I sat there and thought aw skrew it,

And now for something completely different:
The Dutch east indies trading company commandeered a ship and is sailing the seven sees,
To the far east they set course with a plan of course but the outcome shall depend on the breeze,
With her captain and crew and a trick or too tucked secretly up in their sleeves,
They rows from their bedding and plotted a heading then realized they had forgot the keys

A rhyme to pass the thyme keep it short I suppose
Because mine often take time but sometime thats how it goes
What to say not a clue roses red violets blue, that's knot how it's done in the big leagues that some call the prose,
So I sit at my home staring at my darn phone, plotting to win (er)'s contest of wit, its a battle of pros.

And now for something completely different:
Trolls come in all shapes trolls come in all sizes Scandinavia their original home,
Now these trolls wear diguises posting on all the pages self-control seems a thing unknown,
We may laugh at their gaffs every once in awhile every sense has a humor it's own,
Some harass nah I'll pass being better brings a smile they no.

A battle of wits to the death to the pain even better,
Let the battle begin with pick of a rival hope jhoemel's not two clever,
Oh me oh my, attack failed? same result Another try? It appears that jhoemel's base is better,
FFNs are a blast with credit to bronsizzle forever.

So I'm done passing time,
Spinning verse spinning rhyme,
We all know it's just luck,
It was fun hope you clucked,

It's a game just have A ball
The forums the best part of it all,
Win free gold from the syllable
No time is wasted mine's billable

[mickymacirl]

Just a suggestion, how about you stop all this poems crap and actually do some work? :P

[bushobama]

Just a suggestion, how about you stop all this poems crap and actually do some work? :P

Truer words have never been spoken
voice of reason once dead hastily awoken.

547 780 337

[War Priest]

Just a suggestion, how about you stop all this poems crap and actually do some work? :P

Yeah, is this english class. Would be better if this was modern war related.

I just don't think it's cool people are getting rewarded for their talent outside of the game.

[thesyllable (er)]

I made this a while back. And Ill enter it in the contest :)

"A story of a siege tank"

On a rainy day that seem gloomy
Hit the enrichment boss to have some money
But something changed that made me lucky
A siege tank dropped and added to my inventory

A tank that looks like a challenger tank
The most bada** loot tank
Everyone wants that tank
But only few can get the tank

Everyday looks so sunny
Since i have been so lucky
I forgot all about the money
Since the tank is as cool as micky (Sorry micky just need to rhyme that one)

But I remember the casualty rate
That low means nothing in terms of rate
Every attack I made I hold my breath
That it wouldn't be my siege tank's last breath

Today was like everyday
I surf the rival list like yesterday
Looking for rival that will make my day
And I found the guy I always find everyday

Then I attack him him relentlessly
While he cover his tail disgracefully
He gave a few casualty
I look at all those casualty

Then I saw a unit like this
http://i50.tinypic.com/k4fswm.png

My heart skipped a beat
Im sure the unit cant be beat
Cold sweat came out
I dont know my way out

I picked my courage to click the unit
i closed my eyes when I clicked the unit
I opened my eyes and i felt electricity
Then there goes my sanity

Came back to my senses
And smile came to my face
A useless mountain citadel died
And my siege tank is still ALIVE!!!!

Like it...7.75


Just a suggestion, how about you stop all this poems crap and actually do some work? :P

If I could code, then I'd be able to help in a different way....

Like I said before, CCM is working behind the scenes on better communication between the devs, us, and the community. I'm just warming up the crowd for now...


Truer words have never been spoken
voice of reason once dead hastily awoken.

547 780 337

nice


Yeah, is this english class. Would be better if this was modern war related.

I just don't think it's cool people are getting rewarded for their talent outside of the game.

Thanks for the feedback. I mean it's people who play MW and these entries are MW-related, but I'm all for suggestions if you want something related to doing something in the game. Let me know what you're thinking....

[Fun]

Hey er instead of this stuff but for what wp said we should have a base design whoever can design the best base or even barrel art or something like that! Someone else improve on this idea if you like,

[War Priest]

I guess it's ok. It's just I am no shakespeare. So I don't have a chance at winning.

[Selfproclaimed]

Lol. Me neither. I'm horrible at poems.


Roses are red,violets are blue, modern war doesn't give a Sh*t and neither should you.

[War Priest]

Lol. Me neither. I'm horrible at poems.


Roses are red,violets are blue, modern war doesn't give a Sh*t and neither should you.

Haha, that's funny. I have one too...

[War Priest]

To My L Fizzle:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Love never crossed my mind,
Unitl I met you"

:)

[Miner]

To My L Fizzle:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Love never crossed my mind,
Unitl I met you"

:)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
War Priest just made me
Puke in my shoe.

[Bronson]

Roses are red
Lavender is purple
Umm....I'm stuck

[Joaquim Jose]

Note that this is not a poem. It's a short story.

WARNING: The following story contains scenes of graphic war violence. Reader discretion is advised.

Once Upon A Time In MW

Today was the first day of battle. The United States of America was in a war against Iran. Here we met Bob and his squadren. Captain James, Sergent Rob, Privates Doug, Luke, Mike, Billy, Joe, and Billy Bob Joe. Bob is a private in his squadren and today is their first encounter in the heat of battle.

They walked and walked until suddenly they heard gunfire. The Iranians had ambushed them! The Iranians were hiding in the buildings up ahead. The Americans didn't know in which buildings they were in so if they were to advance without taking cover, chances are they would get shot.

"All right men this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna move forward in cover across every building and when we find the hostiles, we're gonna kill them mercilessly. Ready men? Let's go!" said the Captain.

They started walking and went to the first builiding. Nobody there.

After going through several buildings, they found the hostiles and there was a short firefight where the Iranians escaped and are now waiting for the Americans to come out.

The Americans hear a groan. Luke is on the ground with a bloody bullet hole in his chest. The soldiers try to take it out but only make things worse. Luke dies several minutes later.

The Americans exit the building and meet up with the Iranians starting another firefight.

The Iranians start shooting and Doug takes a bullet in the head, killing him instantly. The Captain grabs a grenade and throws it at the Iranians causing a fountain of blood and gore. Severed arms and legs fly everywhere. The surviving Iranians run away firing a couple more times killing Joe.

Just when the Americans thought it was safe to move forward, Billy Bob Joe suddenly falls dead. There's a very graphic and deep bullet wound in his head and you can see his brain if you look in through the hole in his head. Sergent Rob falls in the same fashion. That's when they realize that there's a sniper.

They know where the sniper is and are preparing to take him out.

"Ok boys I got this bad boy right here that should do the trick", says the Captain taking out an RPG from a box. He assigns Bob to blow up the building the sniper is in.

Before he can do so, the Iranians return and a firefight starts. Mike gets his leg shot, collapses, and immediately gets a bullet to the head when he hits the floor. The Captain and Billy manage to kill all the Iranians as Bob prepares to fire.

Suddenly an American chopper shows up to take the Americans to safety. The Sniper shoots the pilot in the face and at the same time Bob fires the RPG. The Sniper dies in the explosion. Just when The Captain, Bob, and Billy thought it was safe to say that they won, the chopper with the pilot that got shot in the head falls on top of them and explodes, killing the remaining soldiers.

The End



Alliance Code: 249 126 367

[Selfproclaimed]

Dude, they ban you, you say you don't care, yet you make a dozen names to keep posting on threads , and really.. This is what you post...

[Joaquim Jose]

I only have 3 forum accounts. Joaquim, Juaco, and this one.

And I posted a poem in CC where a guy gets his partner and best friend killed and vows revenge but gets blown up with a grenade. My poem got an 8.25 score and an applause.

And I put more effort into this one so it's gonna get a higher score.

[Joaquim Jose]

And next week I'm coming out with the sequel. An American PLATOON in Iran.

[Baraka]

Better than ill come up with lol.

[Joaquim Jose]

Better than ill come up with lol.

See that's the good reviews I'm expecting. This is some of the best work I created.
Let's not be negative about my story, Self. You know it was a masterpiece.

[SeqWins]

Don't care don't care and don't care oh yeah Joaquim please die already. Good day all.

BTW Joaquim you idiot..Sergeant is not spelled Sergent and Squadron is not spelled squadren..I read your first sentence and I puked.

[Tctiger]

There once was a boost called the bear
I looked but i could not see it there

So I said what's the point of the bear
They told me the bear is there
But I can't see it anywhere

Will you please fix my bear
As I'm pulling out my hair

[Joaquim Jose]

Don't care don't care and don't care oh yeah Joaquim please die already. Good day all.

BTW Joaquim you idiot..Sergeant is not spelled Sergent and Squadron is not spelled squadren..I read your first sentence and I puked.

You die.
I know it spelled it wrong but I this forum doesn't have spellcheck so I couldn't fix it.
And shut up you know that other than the spelling that was a masterpiece.

[mooseman]

There once was a man from Havanna
Who banged a girl on a player piana
At the height of their fever, her ass hit the lever
And yes he has no banana.

[Joaquim Jose]

There once was a man from Havanna
Who banged a girl on a player piana
At the height of their fever, her ass hit the lever
And yes he has no banana.

Sorry pal but limericks have 5 lines. This only has 4.

[Selfproclaimed]

If that's the best work you've created. I'd hate to see your school work.

I support tc tigers

[Joaquim Jose]

I've created better. And my school work is amazing! I'm an honor roll student!

[War Priest]

I've created better. And my school work is amazing! I'm an honor roll student!

Sure don't act like it...

[Joaquim Jose]

But I am one!

[andymac106]

Jhoemel wins it all
Syllable judges it all
Mark governs it all <----- CCM

Money collection
Is what this game is about
Not about real war

This is a poem
That does not rhyme, not a bit
But will win prizes

Extra Characters
Are common on the forum
with very shot posts

Very simple thoughts
were used to make these poems
To win free gold bars

I am done with these
There is no more to be said
So goodbye for now

[bushobama]

Don't care don't care and don't care oh yeah Joaquim please die already. Good day all.

BTW Joaquim you idiot..Sergeant is not spelled Sergent and Squadron is not spelled squadren..I read your first sentence and I puked.
Seq..... Wins.

[bbprofitz]

these poetic threads are so stupid. why not spend time fixing the game & working on posting useful information instead of having these stupid contests?

[Agent Orange]

There once was a game called Modern War
That could be hacked right down to it's core
But try as they might
The develops plight
Was that they really could fix it no more

[Agent Orange]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
War Priest just made me
Puke in my shoe.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You guys suck
At poetry it's true

But damn Miner that was funny!

[Baraka]

There once was a game called Modern War
That could be hacked right down to it's core
But try as they might
The develops plight
Was that they really could fix it no morenow that's the damn truth.

[SeqWins]

Agent Orange FTW

[War Priest]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You guys suck
At poetry it's true

But damn Miner that was funny!

No, he was just jealous...

[Bronson]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend Bronson

Send my gold here, cheers! 913 599 355

[Buggs1a]

Dreams

A lady like you is only meant for a dream
To wish for upon a star a hope never seen
Then one day you appeared, a very lovely scene
Ages of lost loves is a beauty that you bring

I forget the rest but have it somewhere here and I'll post if I find it.

[Baraka]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend Bronsonwhere were you thread. What's that.

[LuLu:)]

hahaha, Bronson FTW!!!



edit: I take this back.. Did he say I had a big rear? Surely not.

[bigflan]

My poem

Flan is a beast
Beast he is
Flan is a beast

I know brilliant

[Joaquim Jose]

My poem

Flan is a beast
Beast he is
Flan is a beast

I know brilliant

Mine's better.
And you're a semi beast. I'm a beast.

[albeezy]

See that's the good reviews I'm expecting. This is some of the best work I created.
Let's not be negative about my story, Self. You know it was a masterpiece.
That's our honor student for ya! lol

[Fl@sh]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend BronsonWhat about me...?

[Agent Orange]

I'd like to hear it with that Scottish brogue.

[Bronson]

What about you Flash??? Lol

Apparently there is one a week so I'll try and shoehorn you into the next one

[ladyfizz27]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend Bronson

Brilliant! The gold SHOULD be yours!

[Joaquim Jose]

Brilliant! The gold SHOULD be yours!

No. It SHOULD and WILL be mine.

[Selfproclaimed]

I support tc tiger and Bronson's. Joaquim, you wrote a story ,not a poem. And it's a story about people getting killed. Your a lil kid who knows nothing of war or death and shouldn't be writing about either.

[Joaquim Jose]

I said it was a story before starting and it should get a score too.
And it's not a story about people getting killed. It's a story about war.

[Joaquim Jose]

I wrote something about death in the CC forum and got an 8.25 score and I put more effort into this one so it's gonna get an even higher score!

[Selfproclaimed]

So how come your not on your main Joaquim name ? Is it still banned?

[bigflan]

He got a permanent ban you should see my poem that is beast

[Joaquim Jose]

So how come your not on your main Joaquim name ? Is it still banned?

As is Juaco. So I just added my middle name to my new account and started posting.

[Selfproclaimed]

So if you have two permanent bans, what makes you think you even have a chance to win. Doesn't anybody else understand what I'm saying.

[Joaquim Jose]

My story is a masterpiece. That's what gives me a chance.

[andymac106]

lol my 'poems' are something special:rolleyes:

[bigflan]

Where is er now

Please don't tell me he went on a vacation

[Joaquim Jose]

Yea I want er to come back so he can give me the perfect 10 I deserve.

[Arizona]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend Bronson


Do you need to ask why this piece of poetry sux?
Hint: Arizona? Xtro? Angus? Saigon?
How can I vote for you. Shame shame shame!

[Miner]

Back in the day we had Dreno camping but he's out of his tent
War Priest went to college and most of his gold has been spent
Now we got Miner starting up brand new threads
And Seqwins gone to bootcamp checking cadets made their beds
We still have Agent Orange but no posts from JMC
And can someone tell me where the hell is my boy JP
Aidan and TC are as sleazy as can be
And we get modern war news from Albeezy
Where were you thread has been take over by Baraka and James Mac
Plus Lady Fizz and Lulu, now those babies got back!
Don't tell Overkill that's she posting pictures of men
As he will try and kick her ass on FFN
Copenhagen is close to getting an army of all gold
And bigflan has left us and gone out in the cold
Where's my lovely ladies Marebear and HK
Captain Gin has a crush on CCM do we know if he's gay
Who's gonna get 100 gold, tell us who's won
Of course it's me the king the legend Bronson

Send my gold here, cheers! 913 599 355

All I get credit for is "starting up brand new threads". Hell! The same could be said for boom and gin!

[Bronson]

Your all a bunch of whining b@stards ain't you! How about this....

Fl@sh is great, Fl@sh is fast
But don't turn around he's after your ass
Miners so great what more can I say
He says he's got a wife but I think he's gay
Aidan hit on Saigon thinking he was a chick
But it turns out that he has a ****!

Anyone else wanna be made famous??

[War Priest]

All I get credit for is "starting up brand new threads". Hell! The same could be said for boom and gin!

Your animated-sig-1 isn't working...

[Miner]

Your animated-sig-1 isn't working...

You sure about that priest? Seems fine on my ipad, iphone and imac.

[Baraka]

You sure about that priest? Seems fine on my ipad, iphone and imac.all good here too m8.

[azy]

'Cause I'm a camper, I'm a farmer
I'm a raider and I'm a builder
I play modern war it's big fun

I'm a visiter, a collector
I'm a nonstop fighter
I play modern war on the run

...thx Steve Miller...

[Arizona]

Your all a bunch of whining b@stards ain't you! How about this....

Fl@sh is great, Fl@sh is fast
But don't turn around he's after your ass
Miners so great what more can I say
He says he's got a wife but I think he's gay
Aidan hit on Saigon thinking he was a chick
But it turns out that he has a ****!

Anyone else wanna be made famous??

Much better.... D'ya see how much your poetry has improved?

There's loads of others been left out, so be prepared for more whining LOL:)

[Baraka]

Your all a bunch of whining b@stards ain't you! How about this....

Fl@sh is great, Fl@sh is fast
But don't turn around he's after your ass
Miners so great what more can I say
He says he's got a wife but I think he's gay
Aidan hit on Saigon thinking he was a chick
But it turns out that he has a ****!

Anyone else wanna be made famous??thats quality lol. I was in the original so no whining from me.

[Miner]

Your all a bunch of whining b@stards ain't you! How about this....

Fl@sh is great, Fl@sh is fast
But don't turn around he's after your ass
Miners so great what more can I say
He says he's got a wife but I think he's gay
Aidan hit on Saigon thinking he was a chick
But it turns out that he has a ****!

Anyone else wanna be made famous??

Game on Bronson!

Bronson is the best
Everyone agrees in the west
He calls himself The King
For he thinks he knows everything

It's certain that no one can
Jack a thread as fast as this man
At least we think he's a guy
To confirm, I don't want to try

He's still jokes that I'm gay
But I'm convinced it's just his way
Of expressing his hopes and wishes
That'd I'd fly over there to give him kisses

[Selfproclaimed]

Lol... This is funny

[Baraka]

It's a poem show down. Funny stuff.

[Bronson]

We bringing Modern War to your shores poem style
No one PM Miner after this as he will be hurting for a while
He's unleashed the beast trying to smack talk the Bron
Time to make him kiss the pinkie ring and call me the Don

Calm down, relax, take a deep breath and count to 10
Coz this is the second time I'll beat ya the first was FFN
Remember when you attacked and lost that hardened marine
Well that's the only hard thing your Mrs has ever seen

I am trying to take it easy on you, for you know not what you done
This is just a scalding and slap on the wrist like I would do to my son
Giving someone a verbal smack down, there can be nothing finer
Time to back down mate or I'll bury you like a Chilean Miner

[Miner]

Not bad Bronson. Not bad. I'll keep this one short.

You may have won the one FFN
But I assure you it won't happen again
Bring your bombers and boats and all the tree snipers
I'll crush them to pieces leaving you crying in your diapers.

It is true that I lost the FFN fight
But don't forget you too lost that night
So there's little of which to be proud
When both our forces made little ground

I liked the line about the Chilean Miner
You'll never have a chance to call me a whiner
The rest of your poem was mediocre, rather lame
Your wife says my equipment would put yours to shame.

[albeezy]

Seriously GoldFive and Bronsizzle is that what yall call fighting?
It reminds me of schoolgirls who pull hair, scratch, and start biting.
While you two run your mouths I'm at the gym doing crunches,
Your wives were impressed and requested I take them to lunches.

I denied them both because cheating is sleezy,
Plus I have higher standards so expect nothing less from albeezy.
But why are wives mentioned every time that yall fight
Let Albeezy teach you how to flex all your might

Please pay attention 'cause class is in session,
take notes there's a test at the end of this lesson,
Bronsizzle your self-gloss is not welcome inside of the ring,
Take that crown off and bow down, you're no longer bron-king.

Below level 100 my gosh can't believe it,
Your level moves less than a parapalegic,
When battleing me better have some endurance,
I know are covered cause you sell insurance,

But healthcare in England might not be enough,
Change your name to broncream, the white giant "stays puffed",
From the bumps and the bruises you look kind of queezy,
"Ding" saved by the bell from the wrath of albeezy.

Now goldfive your up keep those eyes and ears open,
Follow in others footsteps that should be your slogan,
WP made LE threads then you took over that,
And the slideshow in your sig I'll take credit for that.

Okay I'll let up and let you have a breather,
Times up, fighting drenno, nope, no credit for that either,
Now I love you guys both, no homo, I said it,
If retaliation occurs gauranteed you'll regret it.

[Bronson]

Look at Albeezy trying to throw his hat into the ring
Becareful bro coz you will be leaving with that arm in a sling
Do your crunches, sit ups, pull ups and even a bench press
But that's not gonna stop me leaving your face all in a mess

You came here talking why we mention our wives so I'll bite
Where's yours? That's right, your the one wearing a bra and panties at night
Go do the dishes, grab me a beer and cook my meals
Then make me some money on the corner wearing high heels

Don't throw rocks at the thrown coz we all know you'll miss
Bron King's not for play so don't you dare diss
If you come back again boy then I'll tell you for sheezy
I got a big stone and carved on it is "Here lies Albeezy"

[Arizona]

A poetry fight. This is awesomely nerdy...

Keep it going boys...

Hey Bronson, hit 'em with a sonnet where it hurts. LOL:cool:




BTW.. my boys won tonight 2-1 beat Everton.

[Selfproclaimed]

Albeezy ,your a great news writer but Bronson is too quick witted,lol

[.Joaquim.]

Hey yo er where you at man? I need you to come here and give my story the perfect 10 it deserves.

[Miner]

Yeah, sorry beezy. As eloquent as your poem was, Bronson FTW!!!

[albeezy]

That big stone you carved put a smile on your wife's head,
But why is there at the head of your bed?
Your wife asked me to come over even cleared me some headroom,
She calls me Charlie I'm a horse in the bedroom.

And SP like bronson your proclaimed by self,
While copies of my news keep flying off the shelf,
Arizona wants more even requesting a sonnet,
Check bronson in the corner with pacifier and bonnet.

And speaking of leaving things all in a mess,
I'll pick up the tab to dry clean your wife's dress,
When I read your response I'll admit that I chuckled,
Your no longer bronking, your new name is cukhold.

Your wife's brain is good she must have went to college,
Taught her a few tricks when you get home shell show you some knowledge,
The ref is now counting without luck this bouts over,
Take your english ass over to Ireland and pick you a clover!

[Baraka]

Too close to call. Gold all around I'd say ER

[albeezy]

The beating continues with each forum visit,
Bronson getting pounded now his wife's asking me to quit it,
Even offered me favors some of them illicit
Describing what she'd do And with words so explicit,

Bronson rose from the mat looking beat and real $hitty,
I remembered the decorum of our resident kitty,
I extended my hand for a handshake or dap,
As bronson did the same I thought **** it and with a backhanded slap,
Bronson's down for the count taking a long restful nap!

[bigflan]

Hey did the er forget about this contest

[Miner]

AdmirAl Beezy decided to join in
This poetry war that feels like a sin
He's eloquent no doubt, with words he can fight
He attacked me out of nowhere, but we're friends in spite

You came out swinging and claiming you've been
With Bronson's wife time and time again.
The thing that I don't understand at this juncture
Is why anyone would be so proud of giving Bronson's wife a puncture?

Back off Bron-king, I've got his back
Keep it up now and we'll both have to attack
Oh great, now everyone will wrongly say
That I like Bronson in a weird kind of way.

[Jhoemel]

I think ER will reveal the winners today

[albeezy]

A thread starts down a path and we take it off course,
We hijacked this thread like the old three amigos,
Our reporter albeezy heard it from a source,
This battle has ended with a newly formed trio!

That was fun Bronson and Miner! You guys are great sports!

[Agent Orange]

Wednesday Round #2

Ode to Modern War

There was a game that people played
and spent big money on day to day
But now this game has grown dark
and many players have lost their spark

Hackers have come and spoiled the fun
and many players are on the run
So how to save your beloved game
or do we seek another name

For the mighty game has fallen hard
and now we see it laying in shards
Can we rally to fix this mess
or do we say we did our best

The developers seem to want to try
but by and by it seems for neigh
So all I can do is write this tome
and hope that someone finds us a home

For all of our lost souls need some sign
that this is not the end this time

[albeezy]

For all of our lost soles need some sign
I think I found you shoes! Your soul on the other hand may take some time to find

[Agent Orange]

I think I found you shoes! Your soul on the other hand may take some time to find

Goid un, luc ipad reselin

[Miner]

Our boy CCM just made an appearance
It took him no time to bash a co-worker's penis

He tested the bear
That they say works everywhere

And found it does no good
Like we all say it should

I expect a response from (er)
Addressing his attacker

We'll see if (er) is a man
CCM, does he have a tan?

[albeezy]

Crime City Mark comma thought he was slick,
when he attacked (er) talking bout his ****.
Then from West of this land, this dumbass was bannd,
How long til' he retries his trick?

[Sub Zero]

Er picked the winner in the CC forum 30 minutes ago but nothing here. Maybe he doesn't think our poems are good enough to deserve 100 gold?

[Niko Bellic]

My name is Niko Bellic,
I run this town with my cousin Roman Bellic,
We kill everything in our way,
Won't let people have their say,
We like to kill,
It gives us thrills,
Hey look here's my gun,
What you gonna do son?
*pulls the trigger*

[Roman Bellic]

My name is Niko Bellic,
I run this town with my cousin Roman Bellic,
We kill everything in our way,
Won't let people have their say,
We like to kill,
It gives us thrills,
Hey look here's my gun,
What you gonna do son?
*pulls the trigger*

That was an amazing poem, cousin. 10/10.

[albeezy]

Here's a last minute entry!


I didn't win last time and I find that quite risible,
Hook me up with the gold that you stole from me syllable,
With an all gold army rivals lives would be miserable,
It can be done with a little more gold from the syllable,
I'll buy a plane, yeah a zeppelin aka a derigibile,
All I need is the gold to be won from the syllable,
I said test the bear the boosts not there its invisible,
For at least this I deserve a little gold from the syllable,
I started the news to bring cheer while others were cynical,
Yet one more good reason for me to get gold from the syllable!

[Agent Orange]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That old game used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people spend
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every nugget I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the game that died
But something touched me deep inside
**The day that Modern War died**
So

[Chorus]
Bye, bye Modern War my friend
Drove my Humvee to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Singin' this'll be the day that it died
This'll be the day that it died

Did you write the book of war
And do you have faith in Syllable
If the forum tells you so?
Now do you believe in lock and load?
Can warfare save your immoral soul?
And can you teach me how to shoot real slow?

Well, I know that you're in lust with it
Cause I saw the C4 and that grin
You both kicked off your boots
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day that Modern War died
I started singin'

[Chorus]

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And Gree grows fat like a dog with bone
But, that's not how it used to be
When the Ferr-ster sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
The Ferr-ster stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while CCMark read a book of War
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day that Modern War died
We were singin'

[Chorus]

Helter skelter in a fallout shelter
The rivals flew off without a falter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a working game
With the Markster on the sidelines feeling lame
Now the half-time air was sweet feeling of doom
While sergeants played with a big buffoon
We all got up to fight
Oh, but we never got the chance
Cause the players tried to take the Flan
The fake Flans refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day that Modern War died?
We started singin'

[Chorus]

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation kicked out of this space
With no time left to start again
So come on JMC be nimble, JMC be quick
JMC blew off joaquim's lid
Cause fire is the devil's only friend
And as I watched him full of rage
My hands were clenched around this sage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw all of Gree laughing with delight
The day that Modern War died
He was singin'

[Chorus]

I met a Kitty who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the Apple store
Where I'd heard they sold gold years before
But the man there said that we couldn't play no more
And in the streets the trolls all screamed
The wankers cried, and the posers dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The program was all but broken
And the three men I admire most-
Speed ump, Bronson, and Mcdoc our host
They caught the last train for the coast
The day that Modern War died
And they were singing

[Chorus:Repeat x2]

[Selfproclaimed]

Nicely done agent. I like American pie, it's a classic. But couldn't find a shorter song? Lol

[Baraka]

Chose against replying with quote as page would be miles long. That is truely epic and deserving of 100 gold. If it ever gets judged lol.

[Agent Orange]

Nicely done agent. I like American pie, it's a classic. But couldn't find a shorter song? Lol

I know, I already did a version for GI based on Ghost Busters and I too really like American Pie. Great that you caught it so fast! Thanks!

[thesyllable (er)]

I think I'll put in a request to make a new GREE game.....Poetry War

Bronson gets 25 gold just because.....


Hey er instead of this stuff but for what wp said we should have a base design whoever can design the best base or even barrel art or something like that! Someone else improve on this idea if you like,

If you want to lay out the ground rules and how people can participate in this contest, I'm all ears.


Reserved for possible shenanigans and tom foolery!

......

Winner....100


Note that this is not a poem. It's a short story.

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I don't mind short stories....8.0


Jhoemel wins it all
Syllable judges it all
Mark governs it all <----- CCM

Money collection
Is what this game is about
Not about real war

This is a poem
That does not rhyme, not a bit
But will win prizes

Extra Characters
Are common on the forum
with very shot posts

Very simple thoughts
were used to make these poems
To win free gold bars

I am done with these
There is no more to be said
So goodbye for now

Honorable Mention...50


these poetic threads are so stupid. why not spend time fixing the game & working on posting useful information instead of having these stupid contests?

If I could code man....I would