Sept 19th We Are ALL Pirates (Talk Like a Pirate Day)

[Maverick50727]

Yo Ho Ho and bottle of rum!!!

Avast me hearties, I proclaim that today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

If pirates can become beauties and Sisters, then it only be fair that all ye land lubbers and scallywags out there can become pirates today!!! Me ask for a 1 day truce from PUN hornswaggles and pillages on the coffers of their new found brethren on the seven seas. For those scallywags who don’t participate, they be free to broadside and then keelhaul the lot of ‘em, hang ‘em from the yardarm in a hempen halter or make ‘em walk the plank. Savvy? Remember dead me tell no tales!!! Let them put down tharrr cutlasses against those who participate though and join the festivities. It is time for all ye bilge rats out there to come forth, grab a grog or clap of thunder from ye bar maid and raise a toast to the Jolly Roger. Get ye to it smartly, lads and lasses, for it only comes once a year! Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!!! Break out the hornpipe and have ye a good time with a hardy har har. Heave ho and let’s hear ye best pirate banter, Arrr!!!

Blimey!!! Ye say ye don’t know how to talk pirate? Shiver me timbers and blow me down!!! Well let’s not have ye excuses!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

[Mr who]

Didn't see your thread. Posted my own
Ups!

[Maverick50727]

Didn't see your thread. Posted my own
Ups!
Looks like I was typing mine when you posted yours. I was delayed by work. LOL

Pirate Quote: "A friend can betray you, but an enemy will always stay the same."

[Miner]

Anyone know a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?












Arrrrrrrrrby's!

Bahahahaha! My 5 year old loves that joke. Anyone over 5 just rolls their eyes.

[Arizona]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html


Just noticed the other thread. so I posted this here as well.

It's an annual worldwide holiday for us FSM'ers

[Maverick50727]

OK Miner, you asked for it. I won't go back and forth with the jokes and answers, so here are a bunch of pirate (pie rat) jokes for you to share today with friends and family. Remember it can be pirate day in real life too.

What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrgyle.

What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon.

What's a pirate's favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes.

What's a pirate's favorite basketball move? Jump hook.

How do pirates make their money? By hook or by crook.

Why do pirates make excellent fishermen? They know how to hook the big ones.

Did you hear about the pirate's parrot that fell in love with a duck? The bird kept saying, "Polly wants a quacker".

Why couldn't the young pirate see the R-rated movie? There was no parrot-al guidance.

Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.

What's it called when a pirate's sloop runs aground? It's ship out of luck.

Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? They put their valuables in Davy Jones' Locker.

Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"? Because he's only got one eye.

What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Arrrby's, Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's.

How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? Because it was on sail.

Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl? He had a severe hook.

Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.

What are the only notes a pirate can sing? High C's [seas]

Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They'll just wash up on shore later

What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship? the poop deck

What grows out of a pirate's head? corsair [coarse hair]

What's the worse nightmare for a pirate on a blind date? a sunken chest with no booty

What was Bluebeard's wife's name? Peg.

How does a pirate greet a prostitute? Yo Ho.

What exercise is hard for Blackbeard? Pirate Pilates.

When boxing, what's a pirate's favorite punch? Left hook.

What's a pirate's least favorite animal? Beaver.

If Blackbeard played sports who would he play for? Either the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Pittsburg Pirates.

What do you have to watch for when sitting down on a wooden toilet? Long john slivers.

What does a pirate put on toast? Jelly Roger.

What's is called when a pirate seeks treasure? Booty call.

What's a pirate's favorite movie? Booty and the Beast.

Where do pirates get chocolate? Carob bean

Where do pirates buy their sketch pads? Arrrrrrrt Supply Store.

Where do pirates drink their beer? In schooners.

Which pirate ship has a gate? Frigate.

How does a pirate tell his matey to get out of the toilet and secure everything for an upcoming storm? Button up the britches and batten down the hatches!

What is a buccaneer? Pretty high price to pay for corn.

Where does a pirate store his workout clothes? Davy Jone's Locker.

What's Bluebeard's favorite song? Doubloon Moon.

What kind of look does a pirate give right before walking off the ship? Plank stare.

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says" hey buddy , you've got a steering wheel on your crotch. Pirate replys, "Aaargh , it's driving me nuts."

Why does a pirate fear getting older? He could have arrrrthritus.

What killed Captain Hook? (Jock itch!)

What's a pirate's favorite state? Arrrrkansas

What a pirate's favorite letters? Arrrr and Seaaaa

How much did the pirate's ear-rings cost? A-buck-an-ear

[Arizona]

........oh dear!

[Miner]

I'm formally issuing an apology to the entire forum membership for starting the string of bad pirate jokes!

[Maverick50727]

I'm formally issuing an apology to the entire forum membership for starting the string of bad pirate jokes!
LMAO. You asked for it bro. First bad Haiku now bad pirate jokes.

[Romaro]

............... Wow 😄

[Dr. Dengus]

How does a pirate greet a prostitute? Yo Ho.


What is a buccaneer? Pretty high price to pay for corn.


Haha, gotta love em.

[Arizona]

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What's a pirate's favorite state? Arrrrkansas
Yeah right! What if he's originally from Aaaaaarrrrizona?

[Maverick50727]

Haha, gotta love em.
Arrr, It bring a tear to me one good eye. LOL

I'm surprised non of ye wish to participate in some good pirate banter. Let's hear it.

[Maverick50727]

Here are some more pirate quotes in the meantime:

Take what you can, give nothing back.

It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.

And for Poopenshire:
Ye can swab the poop deck, but ye can't poop on the swab deck.

[Agent Orange]

I have only one comment to make..... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!