Are your notifications retarded like mine?

[Hassleham]

I've been getting this ever since i downloaded the game..
I'll get a notification on my phone telling me a building is ready to be collected when it isn't.
Yesterday i got one saying something like "You couldn't fend off an attack from ...... and now you're out $5, time to get revenge!"
I was pretty shocked because i haven't lost a fight in about 2 months so i wanted to see how strong this guy was. Loaded up the game only to find the news feed item saying i was attacked by ...... and WON $5. Talk about messing with my head!

Anyone else having this problem or is my iphone just too old and senile?

[iWar]

All the time.

[Miner]

I've never seen a notification regarding an attack/raid actually be right. Tells me all the time that I lost. Whenver I see "you lost 30,000" I scramble to open the game and retaliate because I know the attacker was over vault!

[War Priest]

Yep. I told support about this months ago but they must like their games having semi-retarded syndrome.

[Ryan5100]

Yep. I told support about this months ago but they must like their games having semi-retarded syndrome.Yeah mine are. This made me laugh.

[cheiz]

same here. all the time

[Jhenry02]

Yup or that my oil derrick is ready to be collected, after I did it 20 minutes ago.

Notifications dont work!

[Arizona]

Anyone else having this problem or is my iphone just too old and senile?
Yep same prob. I used to panic in the past. 30,000 blah blah... unable to fend off etc justto go to my screen and find I've WON!
Mostly just ignore it now even if it is a sure fire overvaulter. I'd rather not attract the wrath of a poor loser or his friends when I myself e way overvault.........Arrrrrggggghhhh!

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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

[Vballmadam]

Ever since I started the game!

[mickymacirl]

I've reported this about 20 times.

[Miner]

My favorite is when my phone beeps at 3AM to tell me my stamina and energy are full. I always think, "No $h1t! I haven't done a mission or attack for 3 weeks!"

[Thief]

My favorite is when my phone beeps at 3AM to tell me my stamina and energy are full. I always think, "No $h1t! I haven't done a mission or attack for 3 weeks!"

Its for this reason i have notifications off. The Girlfriend would MURDER me if this happened as we both rarely get more than 5 hours of sleep as it is.

[albeezy]

my personal favorite said "Your supply depot is ready collect. Time to upgrade some buildings!" I immediately thought to myself, what can I upgrade with all that cash?

[Dr. Dengus]

my personal favorite said "Your supply depot is ready collect. Time to upgrade some buildings!" I immediately thought to myself, what can I upgrade with all that cash?

Lol. yeah it likes to alert you when your armories or supply depots are ready to collect, but god forbid they notify you when the oil rigs or nanos are ready :p

[El Cid]

Its for this reason i have notifications off. The Girlfriend would MURDER me if this happened as we both rarely get more than 5 hours of sleep as it is.

Same here, but she's always jumping every 26 minutes when my timer rings during boss events hahaha

[Thanos]

I get that all the time.
Yesterday i got one that said- "Come back, we miss you." or some crap. Hahahahaha
I missed out on the screen shot since it only showed for a second.

[Dr. Dengus]

I got a notification from CC yesterday saying I was attacked and out -$10,000 something ... got the notification during a phone call so no screens unfortunately.

[Gambit12]

I had a weird notification lately in my iphone safari in mw forum that i was banned & contact administrator about this...When i come home & log-in in my computer just right now & NO ban at all... Isn't that weird guys, huh..??

[manbeast]

I always get the one that says "you couldn't fend off Alex and are out $xxxx". I'm always way over vault so if it says less than $300k I know I actually won the fight

[Skyser30518]

Same here on my droid bionic. My iPad only give me notifications when it's time to open a crate.

Also, on my phone, every player that has ever attacked me (win or lose) has been Russian. I know it's not right, but it would be nice to know what country they are before I retaliate.

[Jhoemel]

Same here. If it reports that you lose, you Actually win

[What?]

I got a notification today that I couldn't defend and lost 30,000. Well I looked at my history and I didn't lose. I won 30,000. Oh yeah and the attack was from THREE DAYS AGO...what is the saying 3 days late and 30,000 dollars short?

[Thanos]

Yeah, I turned mine off.
I know I will be checking into the game soon enough as it is.... Hahahaha

[Hellstorm]

This is how the funzio engineers become eligible for the disabled parking lot. Kinda understandable ;)

[bushobama]

I just got a new one... "ted has requested to join your alliance!" open MW, no new friend requests. So Ted, if you're really out there, and want to be my ally, you might have to resend your request.

[Ajk]

I just got a new one... "ted has requested to join your alliance!" open MW, no new friend requests. So Ted, if you're really out there, and want to be my ally, you might have to resend your request.
Haha, that's funny! Poor Ted probably thinks you don't want to be his friend. Hehe!

[LeBarticus]

So annoying. Would be great if fixed. Also, it would be nice to turn off notifications for certain buildings, I don't care if my supply depot "made some loot", I don't need to "come collect it before it gets raided."