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joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:43 PM
Until I'm banned?

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?39582-Jokes-Thread-Zokes!/page5

Starting on the bottom of page 5 I posted ridiculously over the top jokes that were posted for fun since it was a joke thread but I'm being told that I'm gonna get banned for it and I think I will too. lol

So how long until your dreams come true?

Poll coming up.

Second question that doesn't appear in the poll:
Will the ban be permanent or temporary?

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:47 PM
In all seriousness, I think we'll be seeing Juaco again tommorow.

Ryan5100
09-16-2012, 04:55 PM
Idk, but those jokes were good. 😂

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:56 PM
Did you like the video?

Baraka
09-16-2012, 04:56 PM
Tomorow it is lol. They were quality though m8.

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:57 PM
Ok next question.
Permanent or temporary? I don't want to start another thread on this so I'm putting it here. I'll update the OP with this.

Ryan5100
09-16-2012, 04:59 PM
Temporary ban. Although I hope none so you can keep posting them.

joaquim
09-16-2012, 04:59 PM
Not surprisingly all the votes so far point to tommorow as the third coming of Juaco.

joaquim
09-16-2012, 05:01 PM
If it's temporary I'll keep posting jokes as Juaco but I'm gonna have to(unfortunately)keep them clean. I don't want to set up another email account just to set up another forum account.

Baraka
09-16-2012, 05:04 PM
Temporary. But I think you'll get your final warning for been a naughty boy lol.

joaquim
09-16-2012, 05:05 PM
I get an infinite amount of warnings(hopefully)!

joaquim
09-16-2012, 05:09 PM
Someone voted not getting banned. Whoever it was, speak now.

Baraka
09-16-2012, 05:40 PM
Someone voted not getting banned. Whoever it was, speak now.I would like to hear the logic too. Unless you have spotted CCM and Er on vacation never to return.

Arizona
09-16-2012, 06:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OET8SVAGELA&feature=list_other&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9D9gzc7Sdgha6WBNtj5flek

JoeyNotCool
09-16-2012, 06:18 PM
They don't ban me so I think your good.

I am a developer of this game so I will give you a pass

joaquim
09-16-2012, 06:55 PM
Well once the mods come back, we're both out of here only that you're out permanently(your current account that is, you'll just make another one a few days later)and I'm out temporarily.

bigflan
09-16-2012, 07:15 PM
I think Joaquin will not get banned

War Priest
09-17-2012, 01:54 PM
This is your final warning enjoy your ban

Who is this moron? Do kids have nothing better to do these days. Damn...

Sometimes I wish they would play chicken with the cars on the freeways.

joaquim
09-17-2012, 01:57 PM
This is your final warning enjoy your ban

So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?

War Priest
09-17-2012, 01:59 PM
So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?

Are they male or female?

Baraka
09-17-2012, 01:59 PM
So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?Eyup m8. Your ban not started yet then lol.

ladyfizz27
09-17-2012, 02:01 PM
Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

Tctiger
09-17-2012, 02:04 PM
There's no today option

War Priest
09-17-2012, 02:04 PM
Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

Gree is to soft hearted to give real punishments.

ladyfizz27
09-17-2012, 02:05 PM
Gree is to soft hearted to give real punishments.

You might be right, but there is still time

joaquim
09-17-2012, 02:06 PM
Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.

Baraka
09-17-2012, 02:08 PM
I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.They even F**k up the bans lol. They can't do anything right.

ladyfizz27
09-17-2012, 02:12 PM
I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.

Perhaps Ccm is busy, and hasnt seen your jokes yet lol

Tctiger
09-17-2012, 04:39 PM
They are on twitter talking football or sudoku probably .

joaquim
09-17-2012, 04:40 PM
Perhaps Ccm is busy, and hasnt seen your jokes yet lol

Maybe he has and decided not to ban me because he thought the jokes were funny.

Ryan5100
09-17-2012, 04:40 PM
Probably on vacation again lol

Crime City Mark
09-17-2012, 04:58 PM
Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

joaquim
09-17-2012, 04:59 PM
No no no I don't want a ban.

Baraka
09-17-2012, 05:00 PM
Was it just flan that got it right then lol.

joaquim
09-17-2012, 05:03 PM
Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

So since they weren't ban worthy can I post more jokes?

Arizona
09-17-2012, 06:34 PM
Grow up children! You are spoiling the forum for everyone else. If you can't attempt to be adult... F*** O**
Go away and leave this place; never to return. You may think you are funny, but you are not. Seriously you are not! Just think about that for a moment!!!!!!!!!

Crime City Mark
09-18-2012, 11:40 AM
So since they weren't ban worthy can I post more jokes?

If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

Thief
09-18-2012, 11:45 AM
If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

CCMark i know you have er for forum related "events" and info sessions. Is there someone in the Forum you can "promote" to moderate and keep the forums clean? They don't have to have the ability to ban people but simply delete inappropriate comments so you can keep doing what you do best and not waste your time on people that waste everyones time?

Tate
09-18-2012, 11:58 AM
Hear, hear Thief! As far as I'm concerned J can't get banned fast enough! And forever would be a good time frame

Alaska Ken
09-18-2012, 11:59 AM
CCMark i know you have er for forum related "events" and info sessions. Is there someone in the Forum you can "promote" to moderate and keep the forums clean? They don't have to have the ability to ban people but simply delete inappropriate comments so you can keep doing what you do best and not waste your time on people that waste everyones time?

+1

Great idea

albeezy
09-18-2012, 12:04 PM
Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

And then this happens


In all seriousness, I think we'll be seeing Juaco again tommorow.

Perhaps this is why bans are not feared ...


If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

This is a good idea, implementing it on the other hand ... I'll take a shirt please.

Oh, and you forgot to lock this thread CCM ...

Baraka
09-18-2012, 12:07 PM
Free stuff. Hell yeah.

Crime City Mark
09-18-2012, 12:36 PM
It's something I'm working on, honestly. I love the forum, and really enjoy talking to everyone here on a regular basis. If I had my say, I'd be on the forum pretty much all day every day talking to you all and running fun events. As it is, I get very little time to be on the forums, so I have to maximize it.

Getting moderators and adding some self-moderation features is on the horizon, but we're working on a couple of big forum changes that are roadblocking us right now. Once these changes either happen or get completely shot down I'll be able to move forward on some of the other projects.

Thief
09-18-2012, 01:05 PM
It's something I'm working on, honestly. I love the forum, and really enjoy talking to everyone here on a regular basis. If I had my say, I'd be on the forum pretty much all day every day talking to you all and running fun events. As it is, I get very little time to be on the forums, so I have to maximize it.

Getting moderators and adding some self-moderation features is on the horizon, but we're working on a couple of big forum changes that are roadblocking us right now. Once these changes either happen or get completely shot down I'll be able to move forward on some of the other projects.

Well Thank you for the Information and i look forward to the upcoming changes. Know that as a community i think overall we support the work that you help with and while i know that Forums only Represent less than 1% of the player base it still represents your most vocal and probably active player base. (At least thats what you can tell your bosses :D)

Thanks for the updates.

Baraka
09-18-2012, 01:12 PM
Well Thank you for the Information and i look forward to the upcoming changes. Know that as a community i think overall we support the work that you help with and while i know that Forums only Represent less than 1% of the player base it still represents your most vocal and probably active player base. (At least thats what you can tell your bosses :D)

Thanks for the updates.Second that cheers guys.

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 01:22 PM
No no no I don't want a ban.

Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.

Ryan5100
09-18-2012, 01:39 PM
Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.IMO I don't think IP bans are that good, the person can always just change their IP if they know how.

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 01:51 PM
IMO I don't think IP bans are that good, the person can always just change their IP if they know how.

Well then the Zoke will be on him

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:01 PM
Eres un pendejo que come mierda.
Callar!!!!!!!

Baraka
09-18-2012, 04:06 PM
Eres un pendejo que come mierda.LMFAO quality

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:07 PM
LMFAO quality

Did you even understand what I said?

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:09 PM
Callar!!!!!!!

It's callate.

If you want a full explanation on why it's callate and not callar just ask and I'll explain.

Bronson
09-18-2012, 04:10 PM
12 inches.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:11 PM
It's callate.

If you want a full explanation on why it's callate and not callar just ask and I'll explain.
Haz silencio

Bronson
09-18-2012, 04:11 PM
Whoops, read the OP now so forget the above post ^^^

Baraka
09-18-2012, 04:13 PM
Did you even understand what I said?Aye and so true.

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:13 PM
Haz silencio

I bet you're going on google translate to find out how to say this stuff.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:15 PM
I bet you're going on google translate to find out how to say this stuff.
Tal vez, yo no hablo espaņol, pero puedo hablar un poco de italiano (tomo Italiano 1)

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:17 PM
Yo si hablo espaņol y estoy aprendiendo como ablar francese en la escuela.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:17 PM
Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.
Non parlare con il mio amico in quel modo! Vaffanculo!

Juaco
09-18-2012, 04:19 PM
Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.

A ti te gusta chupar bollas. Te gusta juegar con las bollas y te gusta tocar le las bollas a los hombres porque te gusta los hombres y las bollas.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:19 PM
Yo si hablo espaņol y estoy aprendiendo como ablar francese en la escuela.
Well Francese means French and Espaņold means Spanish so I assume you are saying you speak Spanish but are taking French? What's the point of that?

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:20 PM
I already speak Spanish. What's the point of taking something I already know?

And don't say that I'll get an easy A if I take Spanish, I get an A in French too.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:21 PM
I already speak Spanish. What's the point of taking something I already know?

And don't say that I'll get an easy A if I take Spanish, I get an A in French too.
Hahaha your insults are funny. Google can't even decipher them. Lmao, I have to guess for Jauco's insult

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:22 PM
A ti te gusta chupar bollas. Te gusta juegar con las bollas y te gusta tocar le las bollas a los hombres porque te gusta los hombres y las bollas.

Look who's made a special guest appearence!

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:24 PM
Hahaha your insults are funny. Google can't even decipher them. Lmao, I have to guess for Jauco's insult

PM me if you want to know.


Google translate can be wrong at times. I went to look up the translation for b!tch and it said perra which is incorrect. The correct translation is actually puta.

SoccerStud
09-18-2012, 04:25 PM
Do you know what I said to him?

joaquim
09-18-2012, 04:27 PM
Yes with extra characters.

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 05:13 PM
Look who's made a special guest appearence!

Your second worthless account?

FYI, *******s don't eat **** they push it out. Well unless we are talking about your 2 way highway that devours ********

joaquim
09-18-2012, 05:15 PM
lol you don't get it do you? I was calling YOU an ******* that eats sh!t. What a dumbass. lol

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 05:18 PM
lol you don't get it do you? I was calling YOU an ******* that eats sh!t. What a dumbass. lol

I understand what you are trying to get across. But *******s don't eat ****.. What don't you get about it?

joaquim
09-18-2012, 05:19 PM
Just shut up. lol

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 05:24 PM
Just shut up. lol

What's the matter? Nothing to say? Does the cat got your tounge? Or does your boyfriend have your mouth filled?

joaquim
09-18-2012, 05:25 PM
I'm gay and I love sucking my boyfriend's **** and swallowing his cum.

This explains a lot.

JohnDough
09-18-2012, 05:53 PM
This explains a lot.

Yeah, it explains that you should be admitted into a facility for your developmental disabilities.

Crime City Mark
09-18-2012, 05:53 PM
Seriously? How many language violations are we going to have in one thread? You know I can run Google Translate? I also speak a few extra languages. Thread locked.