How Long

[joaquim]

Until I'm banned?

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?39582-Jokes-Thread-Zokes!/page5

Starting on the bottom of page 5 I posted ridiculously over the top jokes that were posted for fun since it was a joke thread but I'm being told that I'm gonna get banned for it and I think I will too. lol

So how long until your dreams come true?

Poll coming up.

Second question that doesn't appear in the poll:
Will the ban be permanent or temporary?

[joaquim]

In all seriousness, I think we'll be seeing Juaco again tommorow.

[Ryan5100]

Idk, but those jokes were good. 😂

[joaquim]

Did you like the video?

[Baraka]

Tomorow it is lol. They were quality though m8.

[joaquim]

Ok next question.
Permanent or temporary? I don't want to start another thread on this so I'm putting it here. I'll update the OP with this.

[Ryan5100]

Temporary ban. Although I hope none so you can keep posting them.

[joaquim]

Not surprisingly all the votes so far point to tommorow as the third coming of Juaco.

[joaquim]

If it's temporary I'll keep posting jokes as Juaco but I'm gonna have to(unfortunately)keep them clean. I don't want to set up another email account just to set up another forum account.

[Baraka]

Temporary. But I think you'll get your final warning for been a naughty boy lol.

[joaquim]

I get an infinite amount of warnings(hopefully)!

[joaquim]

Someone voted not getting banned. Whoever it was, speak now.

[Baraka]

Someone voted not getting banned. Whoever it was, speak now.I would like to hear the logic too. Unless you have spotted CCM and Er on vacation never to return.

[Arizona]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OET8SVAGELA&feature=list_other&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9D9gzc7Sdgha6WBNtj5flek

[JoeyNotCool]

They don't ban me so I think your good.

I am a developer of this game so I will give you a pass

[joaquim]

Well once the mods come back, we're both out of here only that you're out permanently(your current account that is, you'll just make another one a few days later)and I'm out temporarily.

[bigflan]

I think Joaquin will not get banned

[War Priest]

This is your final warning enjoy your ban

Who is this moron? Do kids have nothing better to do these days. Damn...

Sometimes I wish they would play chicken with the cars on the freeways.

[joaquim]

This is your final warning enjoy your ban

So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?

[War Priest]

So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?

Are they male or female?

[Baraka]

So how did you manage to get around that IP ban, QPR?Eyup m8. Your ban not started yet then lol.

[ladyfizz27]

Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

[Tctiger]

There's no today option

[War Priest]

Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

Gree is to soft hearted to give real punishments.

[ladyfizz27]

Gree is to soft hearted to give real punishments.

You might be right, but there is still time

[joaquim]

Joaquim, you didnt get banned!! How?!

I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.

[Baraka]

I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.They even F**k up the bans lol. They can't do anything right.

[ladyfizz27]

I honestly have no clue. I logged in a few minutes ago waiting for that page that says that I've been banned to pop and tell me how long it was this time. Surprisingly there was no ban.

Perhaps Ccm is busy, and hasnt seen your jokes yet lol

[Tctiger]

They are on twitter talking football or sudoku probably .

[joaquim]

Perhaps Ccm is busy, and hasnt seen your jokes yet lol

Maybe he has and decided not to ban me because he thought the jokes were funny.

[Ryan5100]

Probably on vacation again lol

[Crime City Mark]

Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

[joaquim]

No no no I don't want a ban.

[Baraka]

Was it just flan that got it right then lol.

[joaquim]

Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

So since they weren't ban worthy can I post more jokes?

[Arizona]

Grow up children! You are spoiling the forum for everyone else. If you can't attempt to be adult... F*** O**
Go away and leave this place; never to return. You may think you are funny, but you are not. Seriously you are not! Just think about that for a moment!!!!!!!!!

[Crime City Mark]

So since they weren't ban worthy can I post more jokes?

If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

[Thief]

If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

CCMark i know you have er for forum related "events" and info sessions. Is there someone in the Forum you can "promote" to moderate and keep the forums clean? They don't have to have the ability to ban people but simply delete inappropriate comments so you can keep doing what you do best and not waste your time on people that waste everyones time?

[Tate]

Hear, hear Thief! As far as I'm concerned J can't get banned fast enough! And forever would be a good time frame

[Alaska Ken]

CCMark i know you have er for forum related "events" and info sessions. Is there someone in the Forum you can "promote" to moderate and keep the forums clean? They don't have to have the ability to ban people but simply delete inappropriate comments so you can keep doing what you do best and not waste your time on people that waste everyones time?

+1

Great idea

[albeezy]

Seriously, you're going to get a ban for discussing bans like this. Your joke was inappropriate, but not ban-worthy. If you're trying to get a ban, I can make that happen for you.

And then this happens


In all seriousness, I think we'll be seeing Juaco again tommorow.

Perhaps this is why bans are not feared ...


If I have to keep deleting them, no. Come on, the amount of time I spend coming in and deleting posts could be used having meetings with the PM team and trying to get stuff improved, or finding cool ways to give players free stuff.

This is a good idea, implementing it on the other hand ... I'll take a shirt please.

Oh, and you forgot to lock this thread CCM ...

[Baraka]

Free stuff. Hell yeah.

[Crime City Mark]

It's something I'm working on, honestly. I love the forum, and really enjoy talking to everyone here on a regular basis. If I had my say, I'd be on the forum pretty much all day every day talking to you all and running fun events. As it is, I get very little time to be on the forums, so I have to maximize it.

Getting moderators and adding some self-moderation features is on the horizon, but we're working on a couple of big forum changes that are roadblocking us right now. Once these changes either happen or get completely shot down I'll be able to move forward on some of the other projects.

[Thief]

It's something I'm working on, honestly. I love the forum, and really enjoy talking to everyone here on a regular basis. If I had my say, I'd be on the forum pretty much all day every day talking to you all and running fun events. As it is, I get very little time to be on the forums, so I have to maximize it.

Getting moderators and adding some self-moderation features is on the horizon, but we're working on a couple of big forum changes that are roadblocking us right now. Once these changes either happen or get completely shot down I'll be able to move forward on some of the other projects.

Well Thank you for the Information and i look forward to the upcoming changes. Know that as a community i think overall we support the work that you help with and while i know that Forums only Represent less than 1% of the player base it still represents your most vocal and probably active player base. (At least thats what you can tell your bosses :D)

Thanks for the updates.

[Baraka]

Well Thank you for the Information and i look forward to the upcoming changes. Know that as a community i think overall we support the work that you help with and while i know that Forums only Represent less than 1% of the player base it still represents your most vocal and probably active player base. (At least thats what you can tell your bosses :D)

Thanks for the updates.Second that cheers guys.

[JohnDough]

No no no I don't want a ban.

Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.

[Ryan5100]

Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.IMO I don't think IP bans are that good, the person can always just change their IP if they know how.

[JohnDough]

IMO I don't think IP bans are that good, the person can always just change their IP if they know how.

Well then the Zoke will be on him

[SoccerStud]

Eres un pendejo que come mierda.
Callar!!!!!!!

[Baraka]

Eres un pendejo que come mierda.LMFAO quality

[joaquim]

LMFAO quality

Did you even understand what I said?

[joaquim]

Callar!!!!!!!

It's callate.

If you want a full explanation on why it's callate and not callar just ask and I'll explain.

[Bronson]

12 inches.

[SoccerStud]

It's callate.

If you want a full explanation on why it's callate and not callar just ask and I'll explain.
Haz silencio

[Bronson]

Whoops, read the OP now so forget the above post ^^^

[Baraka]

Did you even understand what I said?Aye and so true.

[joaquim]

Haz silencio

I bet you're going on google translate to find out how to say this stuff.

[SoccerStud]

I bet you're going on google translate to find out how to say this stuff.
Tal vez, yo no hablo español, pero puedo hablar un poco de italiano (tomo Italiano 1)

[joaquim]

Yo si hablo español y estoy aprendiendo como ablar francese en la escuela.

[SoccerStud]

Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.
Non parlare con il mio amico in quel modo! Vaffanculo!

[Juaco]

Your real life must be sad...

I think crime city mark should ip ban people like you. I mean seriously. You made the jokes and I'll admit some were funny but I have herd them before. You didn't make them up. Now you create a poll about how long til you get banned. You are an attention whore on an Internet forum. A sad troll.

A ti te gusta chupar bollas. Te gusta juegar con las bollas y te gusta tocar le las bollas a los hombres porque te gusta los hombres y las bollas.

[SoccerStud]

Yo si hablo español y estoy aprendiendo como ablar francese en la escuela.
Well Francese means French and Españold means Spanish so I assume you are saying you speak Spanish but are taking French? What's the point of that?

[joaquim]

I already speak Spanish. What's the point of taking something I already know?

And don't say that I'll get an easy A if I take Spanish, I get an A in French too.

[SoccerStud]

I already speak Spanish. What's the point of taking something I already know?

And don't say that I'll get an easy A if I take Spanish, I get an A in French too.
Hahaha your insults are funny. Google can't even decipher them. Lmao, I have to guess for Jauco's insult

[joaquim]

A ti te gusta chupar bollas. Te gusta juegar con las bollas y te gusta tocar le las bollas a los hombres porque te gusta los hombres y las bollas.

Look who's made a special guest appearence!

[joaquim]

Hahaha your insults are funny. Google can't even decipher them. Lmao, I have to guess for Jauco's insult

PM me if you want to know.


Google translate can be wrong at times. I went to look up the translation for b!tch and it said perra which is incorrect. The correct translation is actually puta.

[SoccerStud]

Do you know what I said to him?

[joaquim]

Yes with extra characters.

[JohnDough]

Look who's made a special guest appearence!

Your second worthless account?

FYI, *******s don't eat **** they push it out. Well unless we are talking about your 2 way highway that devours ********

[joaquim]

lol you don't get it do you? I was calling YOU an ******* that eats sh!t. What a dumbass. lol

[JohnDough]

lol you don't get it do you? I was calling YOU an ******* that eats sh!t. What a dumbass. lol

I understand what you are trying to get across. But *******s don't eat ****.. What don't you get about it?

[joaquim]

Just shut up. lol

[JohnDough]

Just shut up. lol

What's the matter? Nothing to say? Does the cat got your tounge? Or does your boyfriend have your mouth filled?

[joaquim]

I'm gay and I love sucking my boyfriend's **** and swallowing his cum.

This explains a lot.

[JohnDough]

This explains a lot.

Yeah, it explains that you should be admitted into a facility for your developmental disabilities.

[Crime City Mark]

Seriously? How many language violations are we going to have in one thread? You know I can run Google Translate? I also speak a few extra languages. Thread locked.