Modern War Haiku Wednesday (trying this out)

[thesyllable (er)]

One thing that I like is Haiku....so I'll try having Haiku Wednesdays for each game's forum.

The best Haiku (contemporary 5-7-5 syllable style) wins 100 gold. Winners are selected by me (right before the next week's Haiku) and are heavily influenced by forum feedback...keep in mind I like the funny and the creative.

I'll start it off easy:

Modern War, not fare
Military games are fun
Free gold is cool.........dude


Good luck!

-er

EDIT: Any scores I give are rough/tentative scores and do not determine the winner (but higher scores will usually win)

[Dr. Dengus]

I shall buy a vault
It will never be enough
Must buy even more

[thesyllable (er)]

I shall buy a vault
It will never be enough
Must buy even more

lol....nice start! Score: 6.0

[BigDog146400220]

Pirates, whales, and Sharks
I cannot compete with you
Maybe I quit now

:)

[Death Eagle]

Low level player
Needing one hundred gold bad
Give it to me please

[Zoltarov]

Determine your goals
Stats are the most important
Camping is for the smart ones

[thesyllable (er)]

Pirates, whales, and Sharks
I cannot compete with you
Maybe I quit now

:)

ahhhh....score: 6.0

[thesyllable (er)]

Low level player
Needing one hundred gold bad
Give it to me please

Needs more funny, needs more creative....score: 4.5 (sorry!)

[thesyllable (er)]

Determine your goals
Stats are the most important
Camping is for the smart ones

Strong! Score: 7.0

[albeezy]

reserved for brilliance to come!

IT HAS ARRIVED:

A Modern War Haiku, by generAL BEEZY, dedicated to the world's foremost authority on Haikus-Jim Rome

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)

If you do not okay
I can do it the hard way
It will take some time

10 mil is max vault
upgrades getting expensive
sell some more palm trees

at the palm tree shop
admirAL BEEZY has stock
tap buy place tap sell

digits are hurting
why did I buy so many
got oil rig to 5

still have 300 palms
24 more hours then repeat
do not attack please

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)

[thesyllable (er)]

reserved for brilliance to come!

Can't wait

[albeezy]

Can't wait

Your wait is over and so is the contest! LOL

[Vballmadam]

Bosses, allies, gold
Addicted to Modern War
Please Gree, give us more!

[thizznation2169420]

every day and night
modern war stays in my mind
er's gold to uptain

[Mcdoc]

Modern War IS War

Don't cry when you get attacked

Revenge is SO Sweet!

[Dr. Dengus]

Multiple attempts
I need clarification
Since first score was low

[Jhoemel]

Modern war is beast
We play for free and have fun
Nothing is better

[Miner]

This game was once fun
but greed and cheats now control
This game I once loved

Just a guess, but I don't think I'll win.

[Mcdoc]

. . . Winners are selected by me . . . and are heavily influenced by forum feedback...I think that is an invitation for us to +1 vote for any post we like :)

[Zoltarov]

Thirty five kills ahead,
Rewarding you a desert rat
Boosting up the stats

[albeezy]

I think that is an invitation for us to +1 vote for any post we like :)

I love the way you did that without +1ing something! LOL


Thirty five kills ahead,
Rewarding you a desert rat
Boosting up the stats
This one is comedy for you (er), we all know Zoltarov does not need to boost up his stats! Nice one Zolt!

[Miner]

Everyone needs to +1 mine!

[thesyllable (er)]

reserved for brilliance to come!

IT HAS ARRIVED:

A Modern War Haiku, by generAL BEEZY, dedicated to the world's foremost authority on Haikus-Jim Rome

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)

If you do not okay
I can do it the hard way
It will take some time

10 mil is max vault
upgrades getting expensive
sell some more palm trees

at the palm tree shop
admirAL BEEZY has stock
tap buy place tap sell

digits are hurting
why did I buy so many
got oil rig to 5

still have 300 palms
24 more hours then repeat
do not attack please

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)

Mindblown! score: 9.75

[Miner]

Mindblown! score: 9.75Beezy, you're a genius. Mine probably just got my server-side casualty rate boosted by 30%. Talk about an "invisible boost"!

[thesyllable (er)]

Bosses, allies, gold
Addicted to Modern War
Please Gree, give us more!

Alright! score: 6.0


every day and night
modern war stays in my mind
er's gold to uptain

You uptain'ing me makes me uncomfortable....but it works! score: 6.75

Modern War IS War

Don't cry when you get attacked

Revenge is SO Sweet!

This is a very classic Modern war Haiku...score: 7.5


Multiple attempts
I need clarification
Since first score was low

A for effort...score: 6.75 (p.s. check my edit in OP)


Modern war is beast
We play for free and have fun
Nothing is better

It's all love baby! score: 7.75


This game was once fun
but greed and cheats now control
This game I once loved

Just a guess, but I don't think I'll win.

lol....probably :)

but I hear you loud and clear....score: 6.75


I think that is an invitation for us to +1 vote for any post we like :)

Sure!


Thirty five kills ahead,
Rewarding you a desert rat
Boosting up the stats

humbling....score: 7.0


I love the way you did that without +1ing something! LOL


This one is comedy for you (er), we all know Zoltarov does not need to boost up his stats! Nice one Zolt!

acknowledged!

[albeezy]

Mindblown! score: 9.75
Gracias!

@ Miner, quick edit it to something else and save your troops!

[Miner]

@ Miner, quick edit it to something else and save your troops!It's too late. (er) quoted it. It's immortalized. Dropping allies to leave me with only my indestructibles!

[Dr. Dengus]

A for effort...score: 6.75 (p.s. check my edit in OP)


Judging by albeezy's massive haiku, I'm going to assume multiple attempts are allowed then? Lol.

[Selfproclaimed]

Either I'm drunk
Or because I'm uneducated
I have no clue what y'all are saying!!!!!

[Gambit12]

Boss events are so hard
Auction events are ok in top 250
LE units are too expensive

[albeezy]

Judging by albeezy's massive haiku, I'm going to assume multiple attempts are allowed then? Lol.
It appears that you may have missed a few things (er).

For clarification and for the benefit of Dr.D, that was actually a single haiku with multiple embedded haikus within it:
5/7/5 =
5 - numer versus not counting the Chorus;
7 - number of total embedded haikus; and
5 - number of game elements referenced (1. gold spenders (CHORUS), 2. free players (first verse), 3. upgrade get ridiculouly expensive (second verse), 4. increase your IPH (fourth verse), and 5. attacking and defending (fifth verse))

(p.s. check your edit in OP, I seem to be missing 0.25 points)



LOL

Perhaps if I find some time I might try and get another one jotted down...maybe in the next news post, where everything is both game AND FORUM related?

[Dr. Dengus]

This thread is now closed
Superiority shown
All hail al-beez-y

Lol.

[Baraka]

never beat beezy
But I will give it a try
Gold for me wow easy

[Alt2n8er]

Played for fun, for free
But then you bought vaults of gold
Now your out a G

[Jhoemel]

Can we have second place and third place er? Like 75 gold for 2nd and 50 gold for 3rd?

So that many of us can win?

[Ferr]

Modern war ingame
Seriously affective
lives.... and loving it

[Boom]

I love chimpanzees
Their so awesomely great
Don't deny it, don't hate.

[Dr. Dengus]

I love chimpanzees
Their so awesomely great
Don't deny it, don't hate.

But your avatar
Is an orangutan man
Why the primate hate?

[albeezy]

But your avatar
Is an orangutan man
Why the primate hate?

This one is great! Seriously? I thought his avatar was a chimpanzee that dressed like an orangutan for halloween!

[Dr. Dengus]

This one is great! Seriously? I thought his avatar was a chimpanzee that dressed like an orangutan for halloween!

Lol. I think I found Boom's picture online, correct me if I'm wrong.

http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/funny/monkey-dog/monkey-dog-1.jpg

[joaquim]

Lol. I think I found Boom's picture online, correct me if I'm wrong.

http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/funny/monkey-dog/monkey-dog-1.jpg

That's got to be Boom.

[Thunder Child]

BOOM, your base is gone!
Quit whining and grow a set,
You've been Thunder slapped!

[Khimsoo]

Hope I am still in time for the fun of it.

Funzio Modern War
Army, Building, Mission, War!
Golden Armies, Roar!

[Cocktail]

Pointless diversion
Not a care dreams young Nero
Fiddling as game burns

[Mcdoc]

Modern War is Fun

The Forums make it more real

Plus 1 if you like

[marebear]

Want to un-ally hubby
My stats will kick his stats butt
He would not ally back

(lol) (un-ally for fun just to clarify)

Blowing up your base
Every single day, I check in
Go over vault, pretty please

[Selfproclaimed]

I think I figured out this haiku stuff now that I woke up out of my drunken stupper. I'll give it a shot.let me know if I at least get it right.


Part of Team Sexey
Not a Pirates life for me
Sisters pray for us

[Ascent]

Support responds me:
"Look! A flying elephant!"
Closes the ticket.

[Hassleham]

Bigflan said he quit,
But he is a bit stupid,
So now he's come back..

[War Priest]

That's got to be Boom.

...walking Gin.

[Idiokus]

A girl is off to battle
Whales territory and gold galore.

Collect your base soldier..
Up grade and boost all.

A vault won't protect you..
You will see you'll need more.

Same thing awaits you if you
Level up and choose to explore.

Death by a pirate with loads
Of crates and LE's and way, way more.

Ally with me...try to avoid the fall.
Too late Commander Boom Boom just knocked
At my door.

I'll send a request just to let him know
I'm just a cool chic in a Modern War.

[Selfproclaimed]

Sorry thunder child but I got to support hasslems,lol. That was a good one

[Tuck]

Unlocked E A D
Plus thirty *per,lucky me!
It's invisible

[Copenhagen]

Own all the buildings
Gold and valor units rule
Why build I P H

War is P V P
Modern War is camping now
Add high cash units

The game can be great
Pay heed to the forum tips
Get the damn game fixed

Beat the drums of war
This cat will buy gold no more
Copenhagen roar

Bring on F F N
Don't be afraid, mix it up
Bear boost does not work!

[Mr who]

A girl is off to battle
Whales territory and gold galore.

Collect your base soldier..
Up grade and boost all.

A vault won't protect you..
You will see you'll need more.

Same thing awaits you if you
Level up and choose to explore.

Death by a pirate with loads
Of crates and LE's and way, way more.

Ally with me...try to avoid the fall.
Too late Commander Boom Boom just knocked
At my door.

I'll send a request just to let him know
I'm just a cool chic in a Modern War.
Mad skillz mate.

[Arizona]

boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom!

[boardgames rule]

Modern War is Fun
leaderboard events suck lots
Bring back P V P

I think this is one please tell me if i am wrong

[Miner]

Modern War is Fun
leaderboard events suck
Bring back P V P

I think this is one please tell me if i am wrong

Need one more syllable in the 2nd line. Maybe add "lots" or "bad" ;)

[thesyllable (er)]

Either I'm drunk
Or because I'm uneducated
I have no clue what y'all are saying!!!!!

Love the stream of consciousness! 6.25


Boss events are so hard
Auction events are ok in top 250
LE units are too expensive

Hang in there! 6.5


It appears that you may have missed a few things (er).

For clarification and for the benefit of Dr.D, that was actually a single haiku with multiple embedded haikus within it:
5/7/5 =
5 - numer versus not counting the Chorus;
7 - number of total embedded haikus; and
5 - number of game elements referenced (1. gold spenders (CHORUS), 2. free players (first verse), 3. upgrade get ridiculouly expensive (second verse), 4. increase your IPH (fourth verse), and 5. attacking and defending (fifth verse))

(p.s. check your edit in OP, I seem to be missing 0.25 points)



LOL

Perhaps if I find some time I might try and get another one jotted down...maybe in the next news post, where everything is both game AND FORUM related?

I was unaware of the greatness that lie beneath....


This thread is now closed
Superiority shown
All hail al-beez-y

Lol.

No! Keep trying everyone! You're making me happy!


never beat beezy
But I will give it a try
Gold for me wow easy

A little fatalistic? 6.75


Played for fun, for free
But then you bought vaults of gold
Now your out a G

good effort! 6.75


Can we have second place and third place er? Like 75 gold for 2nd and 50 gold for 3rd?

So that many of us can win?

Good idea....we'll do it for the next one


Modern war ingame
Seriously affective
lives.... and loving it

Positivity....7.0


I love chimpanzees
Their so awesomely great
Don't deny it, don't hate.

With your visual aid (avatar) it just sings to me....7.5


But your avatar
Is an orangutan man
Why the primate hate?

8.5!


This one is great! Seriously? I thought his avatar was a chimpanzee that dressed like an orangutan for halloween!

LOL


Lol. I think I found Boom's picture online, correct me if I'm wrong.

http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/funny/monkey-dog/monkey-dog-1.jpg

Just made my morning!


BOOM, your base is gone!
Quit whining and grow a set,
You've been Thunder slapped!

Love the competitive edge....7.5


Hope I am still in time for the fun of it.

Funzio Modern War
Army, Building, Mission, War!
Golden Armies, Roar!

Good one! 7.0


Pointless diversion
Not a care dreams young Nero
Fiddling as game burns

Nice 7.0


Modern War is Fun

The Forums make it more real

Plus 1 if you like

+1


Want to un-ally hubby
My stats will kick his stats butt
He would not ally back

(lol) (un-ally for fun just to clarify)

Blowing up your base
Every single day, I check in
Go over vault, pretty please

Like! 7.25


I think I figured out this haiku stuff now that I woke up out of my drunken stupper. I'll give it a shot.let me know if I at least get it right.


Part of Team Sexey
Not a Pirates life for me
Sisters pray for us

Nice 7.0


Support responds me:
"Look! A flying elephant!"
Closes the ticket.

Funny but not very supportive :( 5.75


Bigflan said he quit,
But he is a bit stupid,
So now he's come back..

Maybe cause I'm new...6.0


A girl is off to battle
Whales territory and gold galore.

Collect your base soldier..
Up grade and boost all.

A vault won't protect you..
You will see you'll need more.

Same thing awaits you if you
Level up and choose to explore.

Death by a pirate with loads
Of crates and LE's and way, way more.

Ally with me...try to avoid the fall.
Too late Commander Boom Boom just knocked
At my door.

I'll send a request just to let him know
I'm just a cool chic in a Modern War.

Love it...maybe it should just be Poetry Wednesdays instead....7.75


Unlocked E A D
Plus thirty *per,lucky me!
It's invisible

that's the spirit! 7.25


Own all the buildings
Gold and valor units rule
Why build I P H

War is P V P
Modern War is camping now
Add high cash units

The game can be great
Pay heed to the forum tips
Get the damn game fixed

Beat the drums of war
This cat will buy gold no more
Copenhagen roar

Bring on F F N
Don't be afraid, mix it up
Bear boost does not work!

Nice set! 7.5


boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom!



Damn this one needs to be done live.....can someone make it? 9.25!


Modern War is Fun
leaderboard events suck
Bring back P V P

I think this is one please tell me if i am wrong

Good try! 6.5

[Mcdoc]

A girl is off to battle
Whales territory and gold galore.

Collect your base soldier..
Up grade and boost all.

A vault won't protect you..
You will see you'll need more.

Same thing awaits you if you
Level up and choose to explore.

Death by a pirate with loads Of crates and LE's and way, way more.
Ally with me...try to avoid the fall.

Too late Commander Boom Boom just knocked
At my door.

I'll send a request just to let him know
I'm just a cool chic in a Modern War.

This does not have a single 5-7-5 line in it. No offense - but - Fail.

[Selfproclaimed]

Shame you haven't been around longer (er) . Some of these are very clever. Lol

[Idiokus]

Mad skillz mate.

Good evening and thanks Mr. Who!

[Dreno33]

syllable(er)
rose many sundays ago
the forum savior

[Miner]

syllable(er)
rose many sundays ago
the forum savior

Dreno, you have something on your nose... might want to wipe that off. ;)

[Dreno33]

Dreno, you have something on your nose... might want to wipe that off. ;)

what can i say, your wife's a kinky woman ;)

[Ascent]

Hang in there! 6.5

A little fatalistic? 6.75

Positivity....7.0

Love the competitive edge....7.5

Funny but not very supportive :( 5.75


I see what you did there Dr. Göbbels :)

[Idiokus]

Girl is off to war.
Whales, gold-galore, quick collect.*
A vault won't save you.*

Become my ally.
Commander boom boom dropped by.
Big gold to survive.

Fair events can help.
Message for Gree we want more.
Modern War player.*

Superman you there.
Wanna ally Idiokus.
Gold for boss indeed.

[Arizona]

what can i say, your wife's a kinky woman ;)



Ohhhhh Miner...Dreno for the Win! (Dre... you might want to apologise... funny as it was) ROFL

[JohnDough]

Just got a new house,
New Auction event in game,
Mortgage company!!!

Lol

[Miner]

Ohhhhh Miner...Dreno for the Win! (Dre... you might want to apologise... funny as it was) ROFL

I'm not too worried about it. I've seen pictures of Dreno and I know my wife well. That ain't happenin' dreno buddy. Not even in your dreams would you be that lucky.

The good news is that now we know that Dreno doesn't like boys only. Whew. Glad we settled that mystery.

You know I'm kidding Dreno.

[albeezy]

Funny forum posts
distract from important things
when will game get fixed?

[Dreno33]

I'm not too worried about it. I've seen pictures of Dreno and I know my wife well. That ain't happenin' dreno buddy. Not even in your dreams would you be that lucky.

The good news is that now we know that Dreno doesn't like boys only. Whew. Glad we settled that mystery.

You know I'm kidding Dreno.

we have fun here at the forums (:

btw, how me gigabytes is that dam sig gif? lmao

[TheSaint]

Oh look no defense
I just pwned your base
Banked revenge fail

[Miner]

we have fun here at the forums (:

btw, how me gigabytes is that dam sig gif? lmao

It's just a GIF file Dreno. Really not all that big. You should be used to things that really aren't that big. ;)

[Dreno33]

It's just a GIF file Dreno. Really not all that big. You should be used to things that really aren't that big. ;)

your wife sure wasn't!

anyways, i figured it would be quite a large file considering the length, no? regardless, stick hella cool

[Miner]

your wife sure wasn't!

Dreno, you need more comebacks than "your wife" in the arsenal. 2nd time you played that card in less than 24 hours. I have yet to bring your GF into this little "battle" and I won't start.

The first time was mildly humorous. The 2nd time was mildly annoying. I would suggest stopping at 2.

It's just a little over 1Mb. 43 seconds or something like that.

[albeezy]

Dreno, you have something on your nose... might want to wipe that off. ;)


what can i say, your wife's a kinky woman ;)


I'm not too worried about it. I've seen pictures of Dreno and I know my wife well. That ain't happenin' dreno buddy. Not even in your dreams would you be that lucky.

The good news is that now we know that Dreno doesn't like boys only. Whew. Glad we settled that mystery.

You know I'm kidding Dreno.


we have fun here at the forums (:

btw, how me gigabytes is that dam sig gif? lmao


It's just a GIF file Dreno. Really not all that big. You should be used to things that really aren't that big. ;)


your wife sure wasn't!

anyways, i figured it would be quite a large file considering the length, no? regardless, stick hella cool


Dreno, you need more comebacks than "your wife" in the arsenal. 2nd time you played that card in less than 24 hours. I have yet to bring your GF into this little "battle" and I won't start.

The first time was mildly humorous. The 2nd time was mildly annoying. I would suggest stopping at 2.

It's just a little over 1Mb. 43 seconds or something like that.

A haiku, in honor of the passages above:

forum fight night on
lots of punches being thrown
stop the hijacking

[albeezy]

thirty open tries
two loot two bio weapons
switching to free hand

[albeezy]

http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg523/gcreme/Fakesale.png

In honor of the above quoted image:

forty percent off
where the hell did this thing go
another gree nerf

[Selfproclaimed]

I was on a date
With a beautiful girl
But then I farted

[Miner]

Dreno hurls insults
They are really lame no doubt
So I wrote haiku

For this Dreno boy
Knows nothing of what it's like
Knows nothing at all

To be married years
To a girl he could not have
Not even in dreams

So give it a rest
And make us another thread
Of worthless ideas

Like the one you made
Tracking your composite boost
I learned much from that :rolleyes:

And when you finish
Just remember what I said
In this great haiku

**Audience stands in applause**

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

[Tctiger]

Haiku? Never heard of it what is that?

[Tctiger]

just found out about haiku
It's not for me leave it be
It's tapjoy all the way

[Miner]

@tctiger

To be proper form
Count syllables in each line
5-7-5 is right

[albeezy]

Dreno hurls insults
They are really lame no doubt
So I wrote haiku

For this Dreno boy
Knows nothing of what it's like
Knows nothing at all

To be married years
To a girl he could not have
Not even in dreams

So give it a rest
And make us another thread
Of worthless ideas

Like the one you made
Tracking your composite boost
I learned much from that :rolleyes:

And when you finish
Just remember what I said
In this great haiku

**Audience stands in applause**

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

FFN Haikus FTW! GOLDFIVE we will have to recount all of this banter IN THE FFN THREAD!

Drenno just got mind,
hope his feelings are not hurt
bet his mined is blown

[Arizona]

Good Idea FFN Haiku's.
Two step up to the podium
One triumphs.

Let's have a 48hr poll to choose a winner.

I see Dreno v Miner for starters.:mad:

[albeezy]

Haiku FFN
admirAL BEEZY will win
who will challenge me?

[albeezy]

Now that other's have posted long Haikus, I must set the new trend!
Here is my INGAME COMMENTS HAIKU, compliments of the players that have visited my wall!

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/haiku10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=60&u=17569328)

[Maverick50727]

I accept your challenge. I was reading the part between Drenno and Miner. This is my first Haiku ever, but let us stick to the theme. Get ready to laugh and burst your side at the seams.

Miner vs. Dreno?
Who will be the better man?
The world may never know!

Only Time will tell.
We love them both so much!
Where do we begin?

Miner makes cool threads!
Dreno posts way too much!
Isn’t that a sin?

How will we decide?
Maverick answer us please?
Lone Ranger rides in!

Forum Fight Night rules!
Two men enter one man leaves!
A thunderous din!

You have your answer.
Hearty Hi-yo Silver away!
Let the fight begin!

But we'll die waiting!
Oh when can we ever start?
Dreno please level up!


*Sorry I couldn't resist Dreno. I do have much respect for your efforts.

[TheSaint]

Hey there tiny man.
Get ready for big surprise.
My boot on your neck!

[Alt2n8er]

Eagles almost lost
Many turnovers again
Still won in the end

[Agent Orange]

Spend lots of money
Programmers like NSX
Feet smell like sushi

[albeezy]

Another HAIKU Wednesday, brought to you by admirAL BEEZY.

This Haiku is entitled Add Me Monday Meets Haiku Wednesday For the First Time:


one sixty seven
one hundred and sixty nine
nine hundred four six

(er) (seewhatididthere?)

This Haiku was reprinted with permission from the original author, admirAL BEEZY.

[Miner]

Nice beezy. Mine would be:

Five seventy three
Six hundred sixty plus one
Two fours and a none

[albeezy]

Nice beezy. Mine would be:

Five seventy three
Six hundred sixty plus one
Two fours and a none

"Imitation is the sincerest flattery" ~ admirAL BEEZY.

I THANK YOU GOLD FIVE,
GREAT IMITATION HAIKU,
please STAY ON TARGET!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Svm8xc1z8

[thesyllable (er)]

This does not have a single 5-7-5 line in it. No offense - but - Fail.

I'm going to change it to Poetry Wednesday's from now on....why limit our poetic prowess to just Haiku?


Shame you haven't been around longer (er) . Some of these are very clever. Lol

Awww shucks....if I had an 11 to give...


Just got a new house,
New Auction event in game,
Mortgage company!!!

Lol

Shelter For Family > Modern War Event ... 7.75


Funny forum posts
distract from important things
when will game get fixed?

You got me.....this is like me tap dancing on a table while everyone is waiting for the Main Act to begin....top people have been on it for a while FYI.


Oh look no defense
I just pwned your base
Banked revenge fail

Nice! 6.75


It's just a GIF file Dreno. Really not all that big. You should be used to things that really aren't that big. ;)


your wife sure wasn't!

anyways, i figured it would be quite a large file considering the length, no? regardless, stick hella cool

Damn....this is like the Modern War Men's Locker Room!


thirty open tries
two loot two bio weapons
switching to free hand

Free hand huh? 7.75


I was on a date
With a beautiful girl
But then I farted

I smell what you're cookin'....6.25


Good Idea FFN Haiku's.
Two step up to the podium
One triumphs.

Let's have a 48hr poll to choose a winner.

I see Dreno v Miner for starters.:mad:

Modern War Battle Haikus.....this is next level!


Now that other's have posted long Haikus, I must set the new trend!
Here is my INGAME COMMENTS HAIKU, compliments of the players that have visited my wall!

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/haiku10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=60&u=17569328)

I can always count on you dude.


I accept your challenge. I was reading the part between Drenno and Miner. This is my first Haiku ever, but let us stick to the theme. Get ready to laugh and burst your side at the seams.

Miner vs. Dreno?
Who will be the better man?
The world may never know!

Only Time will tell.
We love them both so much!
Where do we begin?

Miner makes cool threads!
Dreno posts way too much!
Isn’t that a sin?

How will we decide?
Maverick answer us please?
Lone Ranger rides in!

Forum Fight Night rules!
Two men enter one man leaves!
A thunderous din!

You have your answer.
Hearty Hi-yo Silver away!
Let the fight begin!

But we'll die waiting!
Oh when can we ever start?
Dreno please level up!


*Sorry I couldn't resist Dreno. I do have much respect for your efforts.

Nice to see you! 7.0


Hey there tiny man.
Get ready for big surprise.
My boot on your neck!

Throwin' down! 7.0


Eagles almost lost
Many turnovers again
Still won in the end

Niners prevail, yes
Defense wins championships
Next: Super Bowl


Spend lots of money
Programmers like NSX
Feet smell like sushi

Sushi smelling feet FTW: 7.75


Another HAIKU Wednesday, brought to you by admirAL BEEZY.

This Haiku is entitled Add Me Monday Meets Haiku Wednesday For the First Time:



This Haiku was reprinted with permission from the original author, admirAL BEEZY.


Nice beezy. Mine would be:

Five seventy three
Six hundred sixty plus one
Two fours and a none

You guys are awesome!

[Miner]

"Imitation is the sincerest flattery" ~ admirAL BEEZY. I THANK YOU GOLD FIVE,GREAT IMITATION HAIKU,please STAY ON TARGETI've also heard it said, "steal from me and you've stolen twice"

[albeezy]

I've also heard it said, "steal from me and you've stolen twice"

that is great stuff!

[Fl@sh]

You have just been Fl@shed!
How do you like my trench coat?
Oops, I dropped my watch..

[albeezy]

You have just been Fl@shed!
How do you like my trench coat?
Oops, I dropped my watch..

hahahahaha, you finally provided the much needed clarification for the posts on my wall! LOL

[Hondo]

I give that a 10 flash.....I'm still laughing

[Fl@sh]

hahahahaha, you finally provided the much needed clarification for the posts on my wall! LOLHaha, yeah. This should be our combined submission.



I give that a 10 flash.....I'm still laughingThanks

[albeezy]

You have just been Fl@shed!
How do you like my trench coat?
Oops, I dropped my watch..

I was fl@shed by Fl@sh
He dropped something from his coat
Asked me to grab it

I looked all around me
But I did not find anything
Dont blame it on pool

Oh it was a watch
Thank goodness that's what it was
You had us worried

EDIT: In case you were wondering...

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/flashe10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=57&u=17569328)

[War Priest]

Now that other's have posted long Haikus, I must set the new trend!
Here is my INGAME COMMENTS HAIKU, compliments of the players that have visited my wall!

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/haiku10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=60&u=17569328)

Haha, somebody thanked you for giving them cash! :eek:

[Morphlingman]

Bring back ten events
I liked them the very most
Can't compete with Kerr

[albeezy]

Haha, somebody thanked you for giving them cash! :eek:
HAHA, yeah, I forgot to log in and get my level 9 ore mine and he snagged almost a mil from me! Luckily he wasnt there when my two level 5 or 6 oil refineries were ready shortly thereafter. Would have been another 2 mil to raid

[FromAfar]

lame game of haiku
bugs effect me n u
fix fargin bugs soon

sorry, don't care if the haiku sucks. fix the bugs and don't waste the mod time on stupid things like haiku.

[Miner]

Gold, gold, gold for sale
for you, but not you or you.
And not you either!

[albeezy]

reserved for brilliance to come!

IT HAS ARRIVED:

A Modern War Haiku, by generAL BEEZY, dedicated to the world's foremost authority on Haikus-Jim Rome

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)

If you do not okay
I can do it the hard way
It will take some time

10 mil is max vault
upgrades getting expensive
sell some more palm trees

at the palm tree shop
admirAL BEEZY has stock
tap buy place tap sell

digits are hurting
why did I buy so many
got oil rig to 5

still have 300 palms
24 more hours then repeat
do not attack please

Rival's would perish
If I had a lot of gold
Hook me up (er)


Mindblown! score: 9.75


Funny forum posts
distract from important things
when will game get fixed?


A haiku, in honor of the passages above:

forum fight night on
lots of punches being thrown
stop the hijacking


thirty open tries
two loot two bio weapons
switching to free hand


In honor of the above quoted image:

forty percent off
where the hell did this thing go
another gree nerf


FFN Haikus FTW! GOLDFIVE we will have to recount all of this banter IN THE FFN THREAD!

Drenno just got mind,
hope his feelings are not hurt
bet his mined is blown


Haiku FFN
admirAL BEEZY will win
who will challenge me?


Now that other's have posted long Haikus, I must set the new trend!
Here is my INGAME COMMENTS HAIKU, compliments of the players that have visited my wall!

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/haiku10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=60&u=17569328)


"Imitation is the sincerest flattery" ~ admirAL BEEZY.

I THANK YOU GOLD FIVE,
GREAT IMITATION HAIKU,
please STAY ON TARGET!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Svm8xc1z8


I was fl@shed by Fl@sh
He dropped something from his coat
Asked me to grab it

I looked all around me
But I did not find anything
Dont blame it on pool

Oh it was a watch
Thank goodness that's what it was
You had us worried

EDIT: In case you were wondering...

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/17/56/93/28/flashe10.png (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=57&u=17569328)


Another HAIKU Wednesday, brought to you by admirAL BEEZY.

This Haiku is entitled Add Me Monday Meets Haiku Wednesday For the First Time:


one sixty seven
one hundred and sixty nine
nine hundred four six

(er) (seewhatididthere?)

This Haiku was reprinted with permission from the original author, admirAL BEEZY.
Cannot believe I did all of these? Now wonder I never get anything done!

[thesyllable (er)]

boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom!



Winner! Enjoy your 100 gold!


A girl is off to battle
Whales territory and gold galore.

Collect your base soldier..
Up grade and boost all.

A vault won't protect you..
You will see you'll need more.

Same thing awaits you if you
Level up and choose to explore.

Death by a pirate with loads
Of crates and LE's and way, way more.

Ally with me...try to avoid the fall.
Too late Commander Boom Boom just knocked
At my door.

I'll send a request just to let him know
I'm just a cool chic in a Modern War.

Honorable Mention....50 gold but I need your Alliance Code...PM me with it!