Gree referred ME to seek advice from Senior Members on the Forum

[Mcdoc]

No Joke - this is a reply I got to an in-game ticket:


"Your request (#Modern War Issue Report) has been received, and is being reviewed by our Specialists.

We will contact you via e-mail as soon as we have an update for your issue.

If you have not already done so, please check out our in-app FAQs found under the help section. Also, check out our forums at http://www.funzio.com/forum/forum.php. Many senior members of our forums have been playing our games for quite some time. Their insights, tips, and "how-to's" can be extremely helpful."


I guess we're all part of Customer Support now.

Go Figure!

[joaquim]

You should listen to their advice. We'll be more than happy to have you with us. :p

[Vballmadam]

I got the same message! Hahaha!

[Thief]

Didn't you hear? Flan got a job at Gree and has been spotted on the Forums....:confused:

[albeezy]

I want some free fold. I've been getting a lot is pms from people probably because of that. Didn't know I was hired by gree

[Dr. Dengus]

What did your original ticket entail to deserve such a response McDoc? I also like how they capitalized "Specialists" :p

[Thief]

Actually that's what Gree should do. Give out 10x names that are willing to work for gold. Each Questioned Answered will result in 5 Free gold Bars for your account! :P

[Corsair]

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1266/4706853733_6b06f9bff7.jpg

That's one way to handle support...fire everyone and set an auto-response to refer everyone to the forums. Brilliant.

[Mcdoc]

What did your original ticket entail to deserve such a response McDoc? I also like how they capitalized "Specialists" :pI just sent in a complaint that I did a PvE mission where in hit #6 out of 6 the Boss Screen popped up and I didn't get my Cash reward or my unit reward and could they look into it since there were numerous complaints on the forum about this hapoenenig - which is ironic that they referrered me back to the forums since I had already mentioned this was a known issue on the forums.

#doublefaceplant indeed!

[albeezy]

I just sent in a complaint that I did a PvE mission where in hit #6 out of 6 the Boss Screen popped up and I didn't get my Cash reward or my unit reward and could they look into it since there were numerous complaints on the forum about this hapoenenig - which is ironic that they referrered me back to the forums since I had already mentioned this was a known issue on the forums.

#doublefaceplant indeed!
are you sure you lost the cash reward? I always get mine direct deposited and autovaulted...where's my video feature when I need it!

[Selfproclaimed]

Lol, funny. If I'm part of support ,ill accept gold as my daily pay.

[Baraka]

We would do a hell of a better job than they do.

[Mcdoc]

In thus case I am sure - I was at $9,999,930 and I remember thinking I was only $70 away from having to buy another B-52 Bomber to keep from being over vaulted - and when my PvE was interrupted with the Boss action - I was still at the same cash level and the target had moved back to 0 of 6.

I mean - I know it was just a lousy $500k - but I was just pissed that there is still a "bug" in the game that has been talked about publicly on the forums and many people have ticketed - and dammit - I want my Über Unit prize!

[mickymacirl]

Maybe you might ask some senior members for advice!!!!

[albeezy]

As a senior member I have the following advice to give you:

Sell all of your money buildings as soon as I send you a PM letting you know I see you on my rivals list. I will then repeatedly attack you until you are too weak to battle. Once I have finished this, you should no longer have any problems. Thanks.

[jeffrey]

Didn't you hear? Flan got a job at Gree and has been spotted on the Forums....:confused:


Lol,
You nailed it right on. The old Viet was more reasonable.

[Baraka]

Now that we all work for Gree'd we need to put our heads together and make up a crappy pre scripted reply to people's issues. Thanks for your email we are currently looking into you problem. We will email you in two weeks. Thanks Z ( or any other random letter lol ). Anyone else got any ideas.

[spectra]

Now that we all work for Gree'd we need to put our heads together and make up a crappy pre scripted reply to people's issues. Thanks for your email we are currently looking into you problem. We will email you in two weeks. Thanks Z ( or any other random letter lol ). Anyone else got any ideas.

Yes the name should be ZZZzzzzzz....lol

[Baraka]

Yes the name should be ZZZzzzzzz....lolGreat that's the seniors ticket name the ZZZZZZzzzzzzz lol.

[albeezy]

Here is my vote. It will blow people's minds. Some guy who just downloaded MW comes here for help and gets this:

" Hola, coronEL BEEZY aquí. ¿Ha prestado apoyo financiero a las autoridades para que nos dijeran que nunca el arma NEW SUPER compró existido? ¿Te gustaría un reembolso? ¿Se siente estafado? ¿No te gustaría que se podía ser tan bueno como un artista de la estafa a las autoridades? A continuación, intente Escuela CoronEL BEEZY de estafa artista, donde el coronel Beezy, le enseñará a mentir tan bien que incluso se piensa que dijo la verdad. Clases de introducción incluyen Cómo mentir con una cara seria, Cómo mentir acerca de decir una mentira, Cómo mentir por mentir acerca de decir una mentira, y muchos más. Después de completar al menos 3 (me refiero a 4, ver que era una mentira) de estos cursos introductorios, puede pasar a la madre de todas las clases, cómo hacer dinero con tus mentiras. No estoy seguro si la escuela coronEL BEEZY de Scam Artist es la mejor escuela para su archivo. No confías en mí, sólo escucha a este testimonio.



colonEL BEEZY’s Scam Artist School is great. After completing my coursework and obtaining my Certificate in Scam Artistry, I was able to land a job quickly working in support for the authorities. Now I help the authorities SCAM people all over the world FOR MONEY! Thanks colonEL BEEZY!


Así que me quites el coronEL BEEZY, intente Escuela CoronEL BEEZY de estafa artista hoy!"

[albeezy]

my spanish might be pretty bad, I appologize in advance

[spectra]

my spanish might be pretty bad, I appologize in advance

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eso estuvo muy divertido (That was very funny) ......lol

[albeezy]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eso estuvo muy divertido (That was very funny) ......lol

Es verdad, si es verdad! Gracias!

[joaquim]

my spanish might be pretty bad, I appologize in advance

Si. Tu Espanol es muy malo. Neccesesitas que practicar mas.

[Bronson]

Sólo escribo en español cuando estoy borracho

[Fl@sh]

Send in a ticket complaining that all the people on the forums are morons who don't know what they are talking about.

J/k guys and gals

[joaquim]

Sólo escribo en español cuando estoy borracho

Interesante.

[Miner]

No Joke - this is a reply I got to an in-game ticket:"Your request (#Modern War Issue Report) has been received, and is being reviewed by our Specialists.We will contact you via e-mail as soon as we have an update for your issue.If you have not already done so, please check out our in-app FAQs found under the help section. Also, check out our forums at http://www.funzio.com/forum/forum.php. Many senior members of our forums have been playing our games for quite some time. Their insights, tips, and "how-to's" can be extremely helpful."I guess we're all part of Customer Support now.Go Figure!Let me know what knowledge of mine I can dispense upon you McDoc... Hahaha. Unreal!

[Wdigeorge]

That's genius! Make your customers spend hundreds, thousands, and even tens of thousands of dollars and then make them work for you for FREE to do your customer service!

Why I didn't I think of that for my business??

George


No Joke - this is a reply I got to an in-game ticket:


"Your request (#Modern War Issue Report) has been received, and is being reviewed by our Specialists.

We will contact you via e-mail as soon as we have an update for your issue.

If you have not already done so, please check out our in-app FAQs found under the help section. Also, check out our forums at http://www.funzio.com/forum/forum.php. Many senior members of our forums have been playing our games for quite some time. Their insights, tips, and "how-to's" can be extremely helpful."


I guess we're all part of Customer Support now.

Go Figure!

[Speed ump]

But George, if you gave them the same world lass level of service we have received, well , I might see you at the next bridge overpass, sign in hand.

[Dr. Dengus]

Are you accepting admissions for your Scam Artist School beezy? What's tuition like? How many years is the program? Lol.

[albeezy]

Are you accepting admissions for your Scam Artist School beezy? What's tuition like? How many years is the program? Lol.
They're more like seminars and you can complete the courses and get your certificate online from the courtesy of your own home in just three short weeks. All I need is your credit card number and cvv! Lol. Oh great now colenEL BEEZY sounds like tony3210!

[Dr. Dengus]

They're more like seminars and you can complete the courses and get your certificate online from the courtesy of your own home in just three short weeks. All I need is your credit card number and cvv! Lol. Oh great now colenEL BEEZY sounds like tony3210!

Sounds good, I'll give you my SSN as well just to be safe!

ok I'll /endspam lol