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Boom
08-24-2012, 09:44 PM
Welcome to The Thread!!

iteachem
08-24-2012, 09:46 PM
I will bring the needle

Euchred
08-24-2012, 09:48 PM
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That bored

iteachem
08-24-2012, 09:52 PM
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That bored

Just spit my wine all over my iPad... Nice

joaquim
08-24-2012, 10:12 PM
Ok so what is this thread about?

iteachem
08-24-2012, 10:25 PM
Ok so what is this thread about?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg

doinkent
08-24-2012, 10:28 PM
wow so this is it. feels good to be here

TruthHurts
08-24-2012, 10:31 PM
Ok so what is this thread about?

Gadzooks man!

TruthHurts
08-24-2012, 10:44 PM
How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?

SoccerStud
08-24-2012, 11:04 PM
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.*

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.*

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.*

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.*

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers...

"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.

Dudebot121256
08-24-2012, 11:15 PM
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.*

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.*

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.*

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.*

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers...

"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
Omg, that made my day, thank you XD

SoccerStud
08-25-2012, 08:39 AM
Omg, that made my day, thank you XD
Your welcome!

Dr BoneCrusher
08-25-2012, 09:14 AM
Right turn Clyde 👊👊👊👊👊👊

BigCheese
08-25-2012, 09:27 AM
lol... nice joke

Auxilium
08-25-2012, 10:18 AM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7826/threaduswithrespect.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/255/threaduswithrespect.jpg/)

A addition on Euchred. We are serious.

joaquim
08-25-2012, 10:48 AM
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.*

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.*

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.*

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.*

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers...

"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.

LMFAO! That was hilarious!

Boom
08-25-2012, 03:30 PM
I didn't get it

Mikecore
08-25-2012, 03:37 PM
Hi boom ! What's up?

Ghost818
08-25-2012, 03:43 PM
Lol welcome back Boom.

Boom
08-25-2012, 05:46 PM
I feel so loved