That CC Conversation

[Burn]

I wanna hear about THAT conversation, you know, the one where you have been asked to do something, or have neglected to do something, because of Crime City.

Here's one of mine:

Wife: you're back on that silly game again aren't you

Me: Not really. I'm just catching up with some stuff.

Wife: you know when you played it before some of our friends were asking if you didn't like them, because your face was always stuck in your phone.

Me: well you know, they are a bit boring

Son: Mum, leave Dad alone, he is building a criminal empire *laughs to self*

Wife: *kisses teeth*, picks up latest Shades of Grey book whilst mumbling something about me being more like Christian.

[Swingle007]

Wife: who you attacking this time?

Me: Burn again, that was the timer that you heard going off...

Wife: another 10-0 right?

Me: of course!

;-)

[Burn]

lol, u can have that one for free

[Dipstik]

Ever tried to get your wife to collect for you? That didn't go well...

[Q.P.R]

Cringeworthy

[Swingle007]

lol, u can have that one for free

Lol, I had to do it man... Glad to hear there's no hard feelings. Hit and get hit, it's all fun. ;-) sorry for the highjack. Keep the convo going people.......

[Paulio]

Wife: Babe, what are you doing?

Me: Nothing

Wife: Are you playing Crime City?

Me: No, just collecting my buildings real quick

Wife: You're always on playing that stupid game! I'm gonna take your iPad and give it away.

Me: Ok, Ok. I'm done. Let me just finish writing this message and I'll be right there.

Repeat...

[Rhino72]

Setting: Cozy Dinner for Two at the club

Me: I need to use the bathroom. I will be right back.

Wife: Sure.

Me: I head to the bathroom and go ask the Valet to bring up my car. He brings up my car, I grab my Ipad from the backseat but I have 2 minutes and thirty seconds to collect my 12s. I open the event box and wait 2:30 to collect my 12s. Valet brings my car back down to the lot and I head back to the table.

Wife: Wow that took forever.

Me: Yeah my stomach is on fire. I blew up that bathroom.

[Burn]

Here's QPR's...

QPR: Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

Voice in QPR head: Make something up again.

QPR: Shut up. Just shut up. Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

[Dipstik]

I have qpr on ignore, but it looks like I missed something funny. Fill me in?

[silverbackspur]

Ever tried to get your wife to collect for you? That didn't go well...

My wife's been collecting my camper account on her phone for nearly a year now.
She does a fine job too.

[Deluxe]

Wife: is that your stupid timer to go get your money
Me: maybe
Wife (to the company around us): he sets a stupid timer to collect his stupid money in this stupid game
Me: why cant anyone be happy for me
Wife: your own son doesnt even know you anymore...he gets more excited to see the postal worker, probably thinks that is hia father
Me: i still have my suspicions that he is...
Wife: (blush) -silence-
Me: i win

[joaquim]

I have qpr on ignore, but it looks like I missed something funny. Fill me in?

Long story short, QPR has no life.

[Paulio]

@Rhino, that's great. The bathroom is always a good one - undisturbed. Since I started playing CC, my time spent in bathroom increase 3 fold, LOL.

[TonySpaghetti]

Here's QPR's...

QPR: Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

Voice in QPR head: Make something up again.

QPR: Shut up. Just shut up. Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

LMAO. You forgot stalking and publicizing people's Facebook accounts. :)

[Swingle007]

Wife: is that your stupid timer to go get your money
Me: maybe
Wife (to the company around us): he sets a stupid timer to collect his stupid money in this stupid game
Me: why cant anyone be happy for me
Wife: your own son doesnt even know you anymore...he gets more excited to see the postal worker, probably thinks that is hia father
Me: i still have my suspicions that he is...
Wife: (blush) -silence-
Me: i win

No child support = more GOLD! Muahahahaha

[fuzzy]

Me: I must go give a private Taekwondo lesson this Saturday morning before this student tests for the next belt. *thinking about my 12hours*

Me: hey daughter of mine collect my money and bank at 9:17am

Daughter: If you pay me 5 dollars

Me: I could have another vault of Gold as much money as I pay you to collect my money

Daughter : OK get robbed then

Me: *hands daughter a 5 dollar bill

[sexkitteh]

Friends at BBQ: mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble

*1 hour later*

Me: You went sky diving?!?!?!

Them: o_0.... no he was driving to work...

Me... *takes out phone again*

[Q.P.R]

Here's QPR's...

QPR: Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

Voice in QPR head: Make something up again.

QPR: Shut up. Just shut up. Evidence. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking. Evidence here somewhere. Must find evidence. Get evidence. CK evidence. Find it. Evidence. What's this? Not evidence. Keep looking.

Typical hammer needs a good hiding

[Rhino72]

@Rhino, that's great. The bathroom is always a good one - undisturbed. Since I started playing CC, my time spent in bathroom increase 3 fold, LOL.

Ever since I was 12 my "time spent in the bathroom increased 3 fold"! Doh

[Swingle007]

Ewwwwwww...haha

[jobadass]

Me: kids keep checking rival list and attacking any one with defense less than XX,XXX
Kids: Ok
Me: don't hit refill stamina
Kids: Just did Dad
Me: Oh, well, keep hitting anyone with defense under XX,XXX.
Kids: OK Dad.

a day later

Me: We won the Black Widow!
ALL: Woohoo!

That probably could be considered cheating, but get bent if you take offense to me turning CC into quality time with the kids!

[mxz]

Definitely not cheating. It's no different than people outsourcing their WoW accounts to China/India. Commendable strategy. Who doesn't love having minions?

[jahfive]

wife's!!!, stop lying to yourself guys.

[Dipstik]

wife's!!!, stop lying to yourself guys.

You know... nouns have plural and singular forms for a reason...

[sez]

The BANHAMMER is being swung and swung with force!!!

[SoccerStud]

What's pisses me off is that CCMark and the moderators ban more people on the forum then they probably do to in game cheaters. And if they ban me for this, I rest my case.

[jobadass]

What's pisses me off is that CCMark and the moderators ban more people on the forum then they probably do to in game cheaters. And if they ban me for this, I rest my case.Slow your roll stud. Some come back with different names, mutiple times.

[jobadass]

You know... nouns have plural and singular forms for a reason...I love that you have been policing this sight! Even Dippy hates trolls!

[Juaco]

What's pisses me off is that CCMark and the moderators ban more people on the forum then they probably do to in game cheaters. And if they ban me for this, I rest my case.

Can I give away which banned account you are then?

[SoccerStud]

Can I give away which banned account you are then?
Not a chance Joaco

[jobadass]

We get it, you're Santa. Now stfu and go away again.

[Juaco]

But you gave me away.

Oh and it's juaco.

[KemoKidd]

Just happened right now:

Me: *lmao* Check out this thread, youll love it!
*read a few conversations*
Wife: Oh, so they all have problems too!

[fuzzy]

We get it, you're Santa. Now stfu and go away again.

Agreed......

[KemoKidd]

I want to hear from the ladies: Does your boyfriend/husband get on your case about this game?

[TonySpaghetti]

I want to hear from the ladies: Does your boyfriend/husband get on your case about this game?

You mean there are ladies here? Lol

[Jtstar7439]

I work late evenings and nights so my 12/24's hit at wacky times. When I'm at work it's fine but I went away this weekend. So I set my alarm for there time in the middle of the night cause I went to sleep way earlier than usual.

Gf: what the hell is that noise? And what's that light on the floor?
Me: nothing go back to sleep

Gf: did u set an alarm to play that stupid game??
Me: no............

Gf: you gotta be kidding me, u really set an ffffnnnn alarm for that game????
Me: I have an ongoing battle with someone and I don't want him getting my buildings...

Gf: you have a serious problem...
Me: no I don't........ (yes I do but can't admit it to her lol)

[Timbathia]

Wife: are you playing sim city again?
Me: *sigh* dont worry about it

repeat x 10,000

[Dreno33]

Wife: is that your stupid timer to go get your money
Me: maybe
Wife (to the company around us): he sets a stupid timer to collect his stupid money in this stupid game
Me: why cant anyone be happy for me
Wife: your own son doesnt even know you anymore...he gets more excited to see the postal worker, probably thinks that is hia father
Me: i still have my suspicions that he is...
Wife: (blush) -silence-
Me: i win

i wouldn't consider that a win but whatev.

here's mine:

Best Friend (coworker): Hey, going on my lunch now.
Dreno33: Hey could you-
Best Friend: *sigh* sure... *reaches hand out for my phone*

Dreno33: You want to go to San Diego Aug. 11th?
Girlfriend: Sure! :D What did you have in mind there???
Dreno33: Meeting MW players and CCM :D
Girlfriend: Oh.. *sigh* ok...
Dreno33: It'll be fun!
Girlfriend: alright.
Dreno33: I promise!(:
Girlfriend: mhmm..

*No joke, i got to meet CCM Aug. 11th(: He's a good guy, pretty funny too.*

[Bea]

Seriously, since I told him I'd give up CC/KA if he gives up smoking I haven't heard a word about it.

Him: Are you still playing that game?
Me: Are you still smoking?
(End of conversation)

[Dreno33]

Seriously, since I told him I'd give up CC/KA if he gives up smoking I haven't heard a word about it.

Him: Are you still playing that game?
Me: Are you still smoking?
(End of conversation)

psssshhhht. i would never date a smoker. who wants to kiss an ashtray? no thank you. (no offense)

[Khayman]

Khaywoman once a year: I can't believe you spent real money in this.
Khaywoman today: What build must i upgrade now and how works tapjoy in android? http://www.unanocheenlaopera.com/images/smilies/Naietta.gif

[KemoKidd]

Seriously, since I told him I'd give up CC/KA if he gives up smoking I haven't heard a word about it.

Him: Are you still playing that game?
Me: Are you still smoking?
(End of conversation)

I wonder whats more addicting! Dating a smoker does suck. When my wife use to smoke back when we dated she would have to brush her teeth before we kissed.

[The Billionaire]

Bit of a long one but this is actually how it went.

Girlfriend - are you playing that crime ****ty game again.
Me - no, tilts phone out of girlfriends view
Girlfriend - you are! I can't believe how much you love that game, when are you going to give me some attention.
Me - once The Biilionaires used all of his bullets.
Girlfriend - what! How long will that take? I probably won't be interested by then.
Me - bonus, I can get a couple more stamina refills in to keep me on course for the Black Widow Shotgun.
Girlfriend - What!
Me - never mind hunni, eyes forward, you wouldn't wanna miss pop stars being manufactured.

30 minutes later and once she's finished watching X Factor.
Girlfriend - FFS you still playing that game.
Me - puts iPhone down and says nope I'm not playing THAT game, gives girlfriend a kiss, she smiles so I pick my iPad up to check in on my original account which I made a right mess of in the early days before I discovered the forum.
Girlfriend - you're such a ****!
Me - you don't here him complaining about "lack of attention".
Girlfriend - I'm going to delete that game whilst you're sleeping.
Me - **chuckles to myself because it'll still be there when I download it again** go ahead but it means i'd have to start again, I'm sure you don't want that now do you?
Girlfriend - you ****, I hope your iPhone and iPad both break at the same time.
Me - me too, my insurance will give me brand new ones lmfao

Laying in bed that night playing crime city, girlfriend is asleep so I get some quality CC time.
I think to myself how do I get her to stop banging on about crime city....... I know, if I can get her into it and palm off my original hood to her then I can start again and build a monster hood with clean stats, Avon Barksdale would make a good hood name.

I spend the next couple of weeks slowly breaking her into the game with such situations....
Me - jackpot
Girlfriend - what?
Me - I just found an awesome hood and all his buildings are ready to be robbed and his stats are crap.
Girlfriend - FFS, I thought it was something interesting.
Me - it is look, I rob all of his buildings and take $150K off him, he's gonna be pi$$ed. Just to annoy him a little bit more I'll leave an 'unlucky fella, nice hood but crap stats' note on his wall. That'll really irritate him, see its right up your street, irritating people and all that.
Girlfriend - you ****.

5 minutes later
Me - jackpot again
Girlfriend - you found another good hood, let's have a look.
Me - here you are, rob the hell out of him and leave a note on his wall. **i chuckle to myself again, my plan is working. ** now click the rivals button and rob someone else.
Girlfriend - this is quite good fun actually.
Me - so is sex :(

The next day at dinner.
Girlfriend - can I go robbing people after dinner?
Me - maybe, what do I get in return? ** winks at girlfriend **
Girlfriend - maybe
Me - here's my iPad darlin, you can play that one whilst I play my billionaire account.
Girlfriend - this game is pretty fun actually, I think I'm going to start one on my phone.
Me - no, no, no that's a bad idea, it takes a very long time to build a hood, you'll get bored after a couple of weeks. Seen as I'm such a giving boyfriend, I'll let you have that hood if you want, we can transfer it onto your phone.
Girlfriend - **thinks** - I'm sure she was thinking yes let's do that because then he'll only have one hood. Ok baby let's do it she says.
Me - ** Boom, mission accomplished, I think to myself ** ok pass me your phone darlin.

That night in bed, girlfriend is asleep. New hood, Avon Barksdale, 2 vaults of gold, monster hood here we come.

Days later.
Girlfriend - what you doing on your iPad.
Me - nothing, just checking my fantasy football.
Girlfriend - lets have a look.
Me - na it's nothing you haven't seen before
Girlfriend - ** gets a view of my iPad ** WTF you've started another hood, you're addicted to that game! How much have you spent on that hood?
Me - nothing, I'm doing this hood without spending money.
Girlfriend - so the 1000 gold bars you've got we're given to you for free?
Me - ** holy crap she's learning, I've solved the 'your always on that game' problem but now it's going to be 'how much have you spent on that game' problem ** yes they were actually, I won an event and the prize was a car and 1000 gold bars.
Girlfriend - let me see the car then.
Me - ** shows her the fluid transfer plus, thank god for scratchers I think to myself ** told ya so, isn't your 24hr collection due darlin, you might be getting robbed, she rushes to the bedroom to check her phone. Phew dodged the bullet there.
Girlfriend - ** shouts from the bedroom ** noooo I've been robbed.

I burst into laughter and think to myself......that's because your stats are crap.

Months later the relationship fails, nothing CC related. She's a hardcore player now and still rings me on a weekly basis asking for tips and advice, lmfao.

[_dan_]

Wife: Why you play game whole day ?
Me: What should I do ? Watch porn ?

[Olly1]

In board meeting yesterday-
Me: We really need to work on that, we're down on last month
Staff: ok well I've got some ideas
*Hourly timer for lockbox goes off on phone*
Me: ok what you got? I'll take some notes so fire away...
*Bury head in my phone*
Staff: Bla bla bla, white noise
Me: uh huh. Uh huh. Sure. Well go ahead and email me a summary and I'll review it. Good job.

P.s Bill that was a hell of a story, was a great read. I'm liking this thread!

[dudeman]

Friends/parents/loved ones: what game is that you're playing?
Me: crime city
F/p/lo: is it fun? What do you do?
Me: *explains basics*
f/p/lo: sounds boring
Me: it really can be. Luckily you can play for a bit and shut if off because a lot of the game is just waiting around for either something or nothing to happen.
F/p/lo: sooooo........ It's a farmville ripoff?
Me: yeah, basically. I guess you could say that. It's a crappy game from a company of idiots, but it's addictive anyways.
F/p/lo: *stops talking to me*

[Paulio]

Billionaire, nice story. Hopefully your ex hasn't discovered the forums ... she just may be lurking about :cool:

[The Billionaire]

Billionaire, nice story. Hopefully your ex hasn't discovered the forums ... she just may be lurking about :cool:

She'd probably laugh because she knows i turned her, she use to hate it so much she called it Crime Sh;tty and now she's dropping mafia to begin no banking whilst saving for her NC lmfao

[Deluxe]

i wouldn't consider that a win but whatev.

here's mine:

Best Friend (coworker): Hey, going on my lunch now.
Dreno33: Hey could you-
Best Friend: *sigh* sure... *reaches hand out for my phone*

Dreno33: You want to go to San Diego Aug. 11th?
Girlfriend: Sure! :D What did you have in mind there???
Dreno33: Meeting MW players and CCM :D
Girlfriend: Oh.. *sigh* ok...
Dreno33: It'll be fun!
Girlfriend: alright.
Dreno33: I promise!(:
Girlfriend: mhmm..

*No joke, i got to meet CCM Aug. 11th(: He's a good guy, pretty funny too.*

I dont know what world you live in but when i can quiet a naggy broad how is that NOT a victory!?!? Come on...

[.Crime City Mark.]

I wanna hear about THAT conversation, you know, the one where you have been asked to do something, or have neglected to do something, because of Crime City.

Here's one of mine:

Wife: you're back on that silly game again aren't you

Me: Not really. I'm just catching up with some stuff.

Wife: you know when you played it before some of our friends were asking if you didn't like them, because your face was always stuck in your phone.

Me: well you know, they are a bit boring

Son: Mum, leave Dad alone, he is building a criminal empire *laughs to self*

Wife: *kisses teeth*, picks up latest Shades of Grey book whilst mumbling something about me being more like Christian.

I enjoyed giving you that ban burn you snake.

[Pasta]

Some thief:gimme yo iPhone
Me:wait I need to collect my buildings first!
St:I don't care just gimme yo phone!
Me: I said I need to collect my buildings!!! Be patient!
St: JUST GIMME YO PHONE!!!'
Me: Sorry an event just started I'm gonna need this for a couple of days.
St: *commits suicide*

[Bopper]

Prior to our newborn, at 3am
Her: If I wake up to you playing that game one more time you're sleeping in the living room.
Me: I forgot to send a work email before we fell asleep.
Her: I can see your screen.
Me: Sorry

Since he's arrived, at 3am
Him: Waaa!
Me: I'll get it!

Braving dirty diapers and heating breast milk to feed the addiction.

[Bea]

This morning...

Him: Are you on that game?
Me: Yes, I got #19 late last night in this event and I just needed one more before it finishes at 8am. I just got it. Yay! ...?
Him: Were you on that game at 4am?
Me: Yes but only for a few seconds.
Him: Don't you think you spend too much time on that game?
Me: Yes, but it won't be forever. And it's not killing me, is it?
Him: Why don't you do a degree or something?
Me: I've already got 2 degrees.
Him: Why don't you read a book.
Me: I am reading a book. When's the last time you read a book? Anyway, I already told you I'd give up if you give up smoking.
(End of conversation)

[Jill]

Great thread Burn....