You broke the forum, here is fix

[Burn]

I've been watching you chumps from the sidelines for the last couple of months, and you have made a complete and total pigs ear of the whole forum.

However, nothing is forever, and we can together fix it. We fix it by following these rules....

The 21 Golden rules and incontrovertible truths of Crime City and its Forum...

1. Do not talk about cheating, if you talk about cheating then cheaters know that cheating is an option. By talking about cheating you highlight this point, so STFU.

2. Don't publically tell other people not to talk about cheating, that just adds to the problem. PM them. Yes I know I am breaking this rule myself right here!

3. Rules 1 and 2 do not exist. STFU Dipstik.

4. Do not tell anyone where the good loot is dropping, because GREE will read it and nerf it. Imagine that there is 1 GREE employee who loves us and hates GREE, he is giving us good loot without permission from his boss. Help him achieve his mission... By shutting up.

5. Rule 5 also does not exist. STFU.

6. There are no real rules about posting on these forums, just push the envelope until a Moderator bans you.

7. There are definitely no rules about Moderation, enjoy your ban.

8. Do not try and be popular, popular people have more haters.

9. If you are unpopular, join a gang.

10. If you are popular, start a gang.

11. If you are unpopular and want to start a gang, pretend to be a girl.

12. The old rules state "there are no girls on the internet", this is wrong. The new rule should read... "there are no slim girls on the internet".

13. If you see someone pretending to be a slim girl, remember that you are ugly, socially inept, and poor, this is why no real girls like you. So don't hit on the pretend hottie. Pointless. If they flirt with you, that is proof they are not real. If they are real, they are certainly not going to be interested in you. You have never ever had sex with a hot chick from the Internet. That is not going to change. Ever. So ignore them. Now, starved of attention, the pretend hottie will soon go away.

14. The angered pretend hottie will return as a troll. Ignore them. If you engage with them, they will flourish. Attention can also lead to them coming back again as a girl to start the process over again, with you as the primary target of their admiration.

15. Sexkitteh is not Santa, but Santa is still here among us.

16. Camping is for people with malformed genitalia.

17. 499 cannot be fixed.

18. Burn is the only member of this forum with genuine real world sex appeal.

19. Hate Burn. You must. Only hating can stop him.

20. You will buy Gold.

21. All ur base belong to GREE.

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

#18 is questionable

[KemoKidd]

So is #12.

[koralene]

A burn classic ;)

[Burn]

In my experience, denial of #18 inevitably comes right before fornication begins.

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

So is #12.

I agree me and Kors are Hot Hot Hot

[Uberdork]

That was fantastic... but #12 makes me depressed.

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

In my experience, denial of #18 inevitably comes right before fornication begins.

As nudie says... Pics or it diddnt happen ;)

[Dipstik]

Wait... If rules 1 and 2 don't exist, can we talk about cheaters then?

[koralene]

In my experience, denial of #18 inevitably comes right before fornication begins.

I need to see proof of this. Lets see how sexy you are :p

[Burn]

Wait... If rules 1 and 2 don't exist, can we talk about cheaters then?

Rule 3 edited accordingly.

[Dipstik]

Burn, you're not sexy. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP HE'S IRRESISTIBLE!!!!!!

[the rest of this post has been deleted as a violation of posting guideline #11]

[Dipstik]

Rule 3 edited accordingly.

I lol'd with extra characters!

[koralene]

I need a little burn in my life :p hahaha

[Burn]

I'm married. Happily married. Application for pics denied. Pointless.

[Dr BoneCrusher]

I'll write you a script for that burn and one to fix His Small problem

[koralene]

I'm married. Happily married. Application for pics denied. Pointless.

Rule 18 is null and void :p

We will have to choose one of the other men for the most sex appeal. I vote for Nudie :p

Baroness what do you think??

[Burn]

K, you are in direct contravention of rule 12. But I see from your Avatar pic that you have a plate of food in front of you. Good girl. Keep eating. Tuck in. Nom nom nom.

[Swifty]

I vote Nudie, too.

Vote early and vote often.

[Dipstik]

I vote for Payam.

[Boom]

I vote for CCM. And what is #15 about?

[Nudie]

OMFG! I leave the forum for a few hours and all h*ll breaks loose!
My private photos are plastered everywhere. :p
Hot women and a fox are flirting with me - thanksh, I really feel the love. :o
Decadence and debauchery aplenty. I'm really buzzed too from many many drinkees. LOL
Just don't "burn" the forum down. :rolleyes: I have to go worship the porcelain god now.....

[Dipstik]

Boom is probably Santa.

[koralene]

OMFG! I leave the forum for a few hours and all h*ll breaks loose!
My private photos are plastered everywhere. :p
Hot women and a fox are flirting with me - thanksh, I really feel the love. :o
Decadence and debauchery aplenty. I'm really buzzed too from many many drinkees. LOL
Just don't "burn" the forum down. :rolleyes: I have to go worship the porcelain god now.....

Bow down bow down to the almighty forum hotness... Nudie! I love my Nudie :p

[Burn]

15. Santa is still here among us.

Come on, of course he is. He was obsessed with the game to the extent that he was prepared to cheat. He was obsessed with the Forum to the point where he simply didn't know when to shut up. He is here alright.

I am pretty certain I know who he is - evidence such as when he rejoined, shear volume of posts straight from the get go, general pattern in the way he expresses himself.

However, on the basis he is a kid, and he seems to have put his chequered past behind him, I'll keep my thoughts on his identity a secret.

[eka6484]

Lol only Burn can put his point across like this! Rule no4, totally agree mate I have noticed this pattern.

[NightDragon]

Cant beleive no one knows who santa is on here! Santa is the person that breaks into everyone's homes and brings them nice surprises when they are still in bed asleep. @_@

[mxz]

Thread of the week.

[Boom]

Boom is probably Santa.Noooo you revealed me!!! How did u know my secret!?!?!?

[mnju_03]

I vote for none of the above... and I am.......... S A N T A!!! Muhahahahahahahahahah!


...wait, Santa ain't Jewish! D'oh!

[Boom]

I thought Santa was an Aussie

[Second Comming]

I vote for Payam.

I would disagree as he seemed to be in a constant state of puberty.

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

There is only one in constant state of puberty left...joakim

[mnju_03]

There is only one in constant state of puberty left...joakim

I don't know... I tend to be immature from time to time.

[sexkitteh]

hey!!! a lul on the forum for once!

I love the lulz...

And I don't think anyone reallllly believed I was santa... I was around when santa was around... :rolleyes:

[mnju_03]

hey!!! a lul on the forum for once!

I love the lulz...

And I don't think anyone reallllly believed I was santa... I was around when santa was around... :rolleyes:

I remember you and I pm'x back and fourth way before Santa got stuck in a chimney.

[Joeycool]

Who is this Burn guy????

He talks rubbish! I've seen pictures of him though and he is pretty hot! :cool:

[mnju_03]

Who is this Burn guy????

He talks rubbish! I've seen pictures of him though and he is pretty hot! :cool:

Almost as hot as a new BMW!

[doinkent]

Almost as hot as a new BMW!

do you actually type some of your posts and think "yeah im gona post this"?

[mnju_03]

do you actually type some of your posts and think "yeah im gona post this"?

Do you? lol.

[mnju_03]

do you actually type some of your posts and think "yeah im gona post this"?


Do you? lol.

Here, this might cheer you up. If not, you're screwed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYrqYVialk

[Nudie]

Bow down bow down to the almighty forum hotness... Nudie! I love my Nudie :p

Shhhh... girlfriend, we have to keep our secret relationship a secret. Else everyone will be jealous and stop visiting my drinking thread. :p

ps. I love you too Hun, as proof of my love I'll skin and mount Boom for you. :cool:

[Nudie]

Almost as hot as a new BMW!

He speaks the truth. :D

[mnju_03]

He speaks the truth. :D

Nudie, I love you.

[Nudie]

Nudie, I love you.

Awww... bring on the love. There's plenty of Nudie to go round. :p

[mnju_03]

Awww... bring on the love. There's plenty of Nudie to go round. :p

Ditto my friend...ditto.

[Paulio]

This thread has gone so far OT

[mnju_03]

This thread has gone so far OT

They always do, soon as I click the first key.




...Yoooooooooou're welcoooooooooooome!

[Nudie]

Ditto my friend...ditto.

I <heart> you too but who's "ditto"? :p

[mnju_03]

I <heart> you too but who's "ditto"? :p

It's my pet name for you, dear.

[jobadass]

Welcome back Burn. Where's the 'egocentric' tag so I can tag this thread.
Nice of you to lurk around and come back once we "fixed" most of the drama. You're rules don't apply to those of us that have stayed the course.

[mnju_03]

Of course.

[Dillinja]

Rules13 and 14...fcukin classic. Willy Wallis for the win!

[Burn]

Welcome back Burn. Where's the 'egocentric' tag so I can tag this thread.
Nice of you to lurk around and come back once we "fixed" most of the drama. You're rules don't apply to those of us that have stayed the course.

Ouch. C'mon man. 1. OP is clearly tongue in cheek. 2. Lurking = a few minutes here and there to see what is going on. If that's all the time I either could or wanted to commit to the game, for whatever reason, well I can't really apologise for that.

[Burn]

Rules13 and 14...fcukin classic. Willy Wallis for the win!

See, he gets it :)

[SeqWins]

18. Burn is the only member of this forum with genuine real world sex appeal.


This is the single best thread I have read on the CC forums but apparently none of you know there is a "world" outside of these walls..Everybody knows MW forum members are sexier than everybody else in these forums..

We are so much sexier that we started our own crew....

[jobadass]

Ouch. C'mon man. 1. OP is clearly tongue in cheek. 2. Lurking = a few minutes here and there to see what is going on. If that's all the time I either could or wanted to commit to the game, for whatever reason, well I can't really apologise for that.OK, sorry.