I'm gone. I'm back... AMA

[Burn]

Hello criminals :)

Damn those non-consumable TLCs, they got me out of retirement before the Summer ended!!

I've been lurking during my absence, so I've seen most of the developments, good and bad, and probably have an opinion on most of them.

Cold Karma and their weapons of mass destruction, Events, Who is Santa, Forum Trolls, Boys masquerading as Girls, Cheaters, New Events, 50 Shades of Grey, or anything else you want to talk about. Just ask... (alternatively if you all collectively conspire to ignore me, I'll have no choice but to go away again).

Oh and thx to CCM for fixing my account so I could log back in and get involved.

[joaquim]

Are you recruiting for rat catching? I couldn't do it back then since I wasn't at level 100 but I am now.

[fuzzy]

Great to have you back.

Did do anything fun while you where gone?

I'm up for rat catching now since I'm up to level 119...where do I sign up?

[eka6484]

I'm sure no one is going to ignore you mate. Like I said in game, welcome back! Are you planning on sticking around?

[koralene]

Welcome back Burn :) So happy to see you hun :p

[Dipstik]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[joaquim]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

I'd like to add to that. Family members don't count.

[fuzzy]

What's your take on the new event bidding war?

[Burn]

Rat Catching is so last season :) I think it has perhaps been overtaken by people joining gangs and accusing each other of cheating. Besides which, in honesty, it isn't working, only Gree can fix the 499 problem.

Plus I have an admission to make... when I quit I nuked my mob size to 0, changed the in-game name, brought it back up to 399 mob with VIP and gave the game to my son (not so he could be a Rat, but so he could play the game under a different identity, in a different bracket, without my baggage) - but he was playing at 399 and doing Thug Life, so if I returned to Rat Catching, I'd have to beat the sh!t out of my son. He s bigger than me, that ain't happening!

In my defense, when the TLCs were launched, I told him to farm them, and my daily interest in how many he had then led to me getting my hunger for the game back. I took over from him a few days ago, increased my mob back to over 500 with VIP, and here I am.

But Rat Catching, well I think I'm done with it. Maybe.

[eka6484]

So how many tlc's do you have? I think I've only got 25 :(

[Dipstik]

Rat Catching is so last season ... Besides which, in honesty, it isn't working, only Gree can fix the 499 problem.

+10 characters.

[nopenopenope]

Welcome back Bernie.

[Burn]

Thx for the welcomes.

Yes I'm back.

Until I get bored again. I have learnt that taking a time-out allows you to get a better sense of perspective. I certainly won't be spending heavily going forward. Maybe a bit here and there.

The new events are ridiculous. Being on the outside looking in, it was crazy to see people spending so much, not just to get into top bracket, but to be #1 - given that carries no prize, it is absolute proof that the driving force for many is purely ego driven - that's crazy.

Grown man naked, yes my son walked out of his bedroom the other day, he had a nosebleed so was cupping his face with both hands, leaving his d!ck swinging in the wind. He's blessed. And it didn't come from me.

[nopenopenope]

lmfao!! but in all seriousness, time to pitch your tent, dude. ;)

[Burn]

TLC = 64 as of 10 seconds ago.

[Tissues]

Welcome Back Mr..

[Burn]

*thinks* Perhaps Alex-Catching is this seasons Rat Catching.

[Paulio]

No questions. Welcome back.

[Swifty]

It is probably best that you got out of the rat wars, because the 499ers are winning.

But instead of my usual messages, I am going to start leaving them:

"Burn sends his regards."

[Tissues]

Memories of Burn, i wish one day that he would return..

http://i1166.photobucket.com/albums/q601/Yiddokid/11459c79.jpg

[Burn]

Paulio, I've got a bone to pick with you... A few weeks backs you said you completely got the futility of the event leaderboard race, insisted you weren't doing it again, and asked to be abused if you did do it again.

I've seen you do it again.

So here is the abuse you requested...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/bmweaver/mr_t.jpg

[sez]

I'm all man, masquerading as a girl, that everyone knows is a dude sooooo really it's no big deal..."That's what she said".

[Burn]

If that's a riddle i'm guessing the answer is Sexkitteh ;)

[Paulio]

So here is the abuse you requested...

Lol, thank you for keeping it real. If only you came back sooner ...

Really tho, I'm finding it difficult to be disciplined during these events.

[jobadass]

Lol, thank you for keeping it real. If only you came back sooner ...

Really tho, I'm finding it difficult to be disciplined during these events.I'm finding it difficult to not quit because of these events. I'd rather be farming TLCs or SEs than stupid file bins.

@OP. Welcome home Burn, we missed you brother.

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

Yes I'm back. Until I get bored again. I have learnt that taking a time-out allows you to get a better sense of perspective.

Welcome back! No need for boredom now that you have your perspective join us (CK) ;)

[mnju_03]

Welcome back! No need for boredom now that you have your perspective join us (CK) ;)

Why doesn't anybody ever invite me? I feel unloved... :P

[Dr BoneCrusher]

Burn, nice to see you back!

[Burn]

Thx all.

Baroness.... do i get one of them doggies with the laserbeam shooting eyes?

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

Thx all.

Baroness.... do i get one of them doggies with the laserbeam shooting eyes?

Haaa Yes it's a limited item available to the top 5 CK members who donate to me the most gold ;)
I'll give you a head start pm me now for where to send gold

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

Why doesn't anybody ever invite me? I feel unloved... :P

I figured you knew after the cuddles you have VIP access ? :p

[Burn]

U got me all wrong, if i join u have to make me tea. This is a game. I'm all about the real life perks. 2 sugars ;)

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

I make a mean pulled tea. And I have a tea collection from around the world.

Maybe this should be my AMA coming out party?

[mnju_03]

I figured you knew after the cuddles you have VIP access ? :p

I do like a mean cuddle from time to time. Ask Sez.

[Bea]

*thinks* Perhaps Alex-Catching is this seasons Rat Catching.

Everyone has a favourite Alex to rob. My favourite Alex is great fun, I've robbed millions from him and whenever he's about to drop off my news feed I leave a little bait like a bit of pocket change, or an upscale club, doesn't take much for him to bite. Alex-baiting, just find a rich one with nice office buildings and upgraded nightclubs.

[Dipstik]

I like the Alex at level 165 or so with the white ponytail... He whines a LOT!

[Vile Lynn]

Welcome back, Burn!
seems like only the day before yesterday I noticed you had gone


Are you still playing KA?

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

My fav Alex is the one exposed on forum to be a weak plum who changed his name to Barton!

[Joeycool]

Thx all.

Baroness.... do i get one of them doggies with the laserbeam shooting eyes?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2yzK7.gif

[Burn]

Are you still playing KA?

I only play CC.

I believe I set up accounts on both MW and KA, but played both for about one half of one hour. So if there is an active Burn on either MW or KA, it ain't me :)

[sez]

I do like a mean cuddle from time to time. Ask Sez.

Bwahaha yes, yes you do. You're a mean cuddle'r at that too ;)

[Boom]

I'm gone! I'm back.... Thread would be niceI was right.

[Burn]

I read the other thread while I was waiting for CCM to fix my forum account :)

[Boom]

I know you did :p