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mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:30 PM
Is it bad if I register on or at iTunes so I can buy gold?




JUST KIDDING! lol...... but seriously? hahahahahahah!

Dipstik
08-05-2012, 07:33 PM
Did Minnesota pass that gay marriage law then?

jobadass
08-05-2012, 07:33 PM
I don't see your marriage lasting long, Francis. You have a prenupt? Oh wait, you're Jewish...nevermind

nopenopenope
08-05-2012, 07:34 PM
Is it bad if I register on or at iTunes so I can buy gold? nah, just don't get married. ;)

jobadass
08-05-2012, 07:35 PM
+1
Dippy.

iteachem
08-05-2012, 07:35 PM
Is it bad if I register on or at iTunes !

Not if you invite the forum

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:40 PM
You're all correct.... and invited! Let's fcukin rage!

fuzzy
08-05-2012, 07:41 PM
Open bar or cash bar?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:43 PM
Open bar or cash bar?

Well... me being Jewish, you can pay me.... Actually, just give me your money.

TonySpaghetti
08-05-2012, 07:45 PM
Just don't start accusing her of cheating too. That gold she got was legit.

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:49 PM
Cheat with men, not gold!

jobadass
08-05-2012, 07:52 PM
Open bar or cash bar?I've been to a few Jewish weddings, lotsa fun. Leave your money at home but be prepared to carry the mother-in-law around the dance floor in her chair. She isn't too big, is she Francis?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:54 PM
LOL! This is going to be a big family wedding, backyard style. I think I'll be one of only....say.... two or three Jews.
I'd be shocked if her family even knew what Chanukah was. :P

jobadass
08-05-2012, 07:57 PM
LOL! This is going to be a big family wedding, backyard style. I think I'll be one of only....say.... two or three Jews.
I'd be shocked if her family even knew what Chanukah was. :Pwhat the fcuk is a "chanukah"? Is that some Jewish breed of the Chinchilla?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 07:59 PM
what the fcuk is a "chanukah"? Is that some Jewish breed of the Chinchilla?

It's a jelly... Kind of like the jelly you use for your lover each night.

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:00 PM
what the fcuk is a "chanukah"? Is that some Jewish breed of the Chinchilla?


It's a jelly... Kind of like the jelly you use for your lover each night.


For some reason all this reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsUNvDshw8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsUNvDshw8

LOL!

joaquim
08-05-2012, 08:00 PM
mnju's getting married! Congrats. What's his name?
JK but still, congrats.

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:02 PM
mnju's getting married! Congrats. What's his name?
JK but still, congrats.

His name is Anubisxenokepayamsantatrampstamp.... Or QBP for short.

jobadass
08-05-2012, 08:03 PM
mnju's getting married! Congrats. What's his name?
JK but still, congrats.Your generation jumps right to it. Eat at Chick Fil A lately?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:04 PM
Your generation jumps right to it. Eat at Chick Fil A lately?

Nope.asdkjhdsfkjhdsfkxdnvcxvmxnfvcfx TEN CHARACTERS!

Nudie
08-05-2012, 08:17 PM
Can I bring my coconut tree to the wedding? :o

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:18 PM
Can I bring my coconut tree to the wedding? :o

Only if Boom brings monkeys.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 08:26 PM
I'm going!!!

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:30 PM
I'm going!!!

Fcuking better!

Nudie
08-05-2012, 08:32 PM
Fcuking better!

When's the wedding? I need to check my calender. :cool:

Joeycool
08-05-2012, 08:33 PM
I'm sure I will get tagged as being there. :)

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:36 PM
I'm sure I will get tagged as being there. :)

LMFAO!!!! You should just be there instead. Jackass!
Nudie it's September 21st.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Fcuking better!

Can I bring a hot date?

TonySpaghetti
08-05-2012, 08:37 PM
Can I bring a hot date?

Are you asking me out?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:37 PM
Can I bring a hot date?

I get to screen the applicants.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 08:39 PM
I get to screen the applicants.

You already know who I want to bring...

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:39 PM
You already know who I want to bring...

Might as well get a party bus and put a huge banner on the outside, GEEKS!

Nudie
08-05-2012, 08:40 PM
Can I bring a hot date?

Can I apply? I'm not hot but I have clean underwear... well, mostly clean. :p

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Can I apply? I'm not hot but I have clean underwear... well, mostly clean. :p

Wow.... I take that seriously and feel for you now. lol.

Nudie
08-05-2012, 08:47 PM
You already know who I want to bring...

I think Mila is busy that week. :p

Chester78
08-05-2012, 08:50 PM
I think Mila is busy that week. :p

Ha! Hey JoeyCool, want to go to Michael's wedding with me?

Nudie
08-05-2012, 08:53 PM
Ha! Hey JoeyCool, want to go to Michael's wedding with me?

Awww... I only have a small wet spot... :(

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:54 PM
LOL! This is weird and bad in many ways yet I smile.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 08:54 PM
I think he's ignoring my wedding invite. :(

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:55 PM
I think he's ignoring my wedding invite. :(

Pretty men like to play hard to get, this ain't my first rodeo...

Dillinja
08-05-2012, 08:56 PM
Hey Mikey, I can't gatecrash on the 21st...can you be a bit more accomadating and move the wedding to the 28th.
Thanks man, I'm sure M will understand :)

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:56 PM
Hey Mikey, I can't gatecrash on the 21st...can you be a bit more accomadating and move the wedding to the 28th.
Thanks man, I'm sure M will understand :)

Just visit then. :)

Joeycool
08-05-2012, 08:57 PM
Ha! Hey JoeyCool, want to go to Michael's wedding with me?

As long as you promise not to wear a dress! I hear people may die if you are wearing a dress! :)

Joeycool
08-05-2012, 08:59 PM
Hey Mikey, I can't gatecrash on the 21st...can you be a bit more accomadating and move the wedding to the 28th.
Thanks man, I'm sure M will understand :)

He told me the wedding was on the 31st of September.

Dillinja
08-05-2012, 08:59 PM
Just visit then. :)
Only want to come over so I can gatecrash the wedding...
Plus I have no partner to bring to the wedding :(

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 08:59 PM
He told me the wedding was on the 31st of September.

You just sh sh shuuuuuut it.

Dillinja
08-05-2012, 09:01 PM
He told me the wedding was on the 31st of September.
Let's go on the 15th and just stay there for 3weeks...can't miss it then!
It'd be like one long party :)

Chester78
08-05-2012, 09:01 PM
Only want to come over so I can gatecrash the wedding...
Plus I have no partner to bring to the wedding :(

Well I'm wearing a dress, so that means JoeyCool won't go with me. Want to come with me? :)

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 09:02 PM
Only want to come over so I can gatecrash the wedding...
Plus I have no partner to bring to the wedding :(

How about your wife? lol... Or a friend?

jobadass
08-05-2012, 09:04 PM
Well I'm wearing a dress, so that means JoeyCool won't go with me. Want to come with me? :)Christ-almighty. If he can't go, ask boom:)

Dillinja
08-05-2012, 09:04 PM
Well I'm wearing a dress, so that means JoeyCool won't go with me. Want to come with me? :)
Sorry, joey asked me first...I'm Vince Vaughan to his Owen Wilson

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 09:05 PM
Christ-almighty. If he can't go, ask boom:)

You should all go... Be warned, my lady owns guns. Her dad will put you in a hole. So behave! lol...

jobadass
08-05-2012, 09:07 PM
You should all go... Be warned, my lady owns guns. Her dad will put you in a hole. So behave! lol...Gotta love women that love guns.
Word of advice: Get a good safe that only YOU know the combo to.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 09:07 PM
Can I go by myself, wearing a dress, carrying a gun?

Joeycool
08-05-2012, 09:08 PM
Sorry, joey asked me first...I'm Vince Vaughan to his Owen Wilson

http://blog.therisetothetop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/url1.jpg

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 09:08 PM
Can I go by myself, wearing a dress, carrying a gun?

That's what I was hoping on... I know a few guys who I'd like to meet you.

Chester78
08-05-2012, 09:09 PM
Christ-almighty. If he can't go, ask boom:)

Don't Christ-almighty me, open relationship boyfriend!

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 09:09 PM
Don't Christ-almighty me, open relationship boyfriend!

No yelling on the bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chester78
08-05-2012, 09:10 PM
That's what I was hoping on... I know a few guys who I'd like to meet you.

Do you know how frightening "a few guys" sounds?

mnju_03
08-05-2012, 09:10 PM
Do you know how frightening "a few guys" sounds?

Well, one really... but others will obviously fall head over heels.

jobadass
08-05-2012, 09:12 PM
Don't Christ-almighty me, open relationship boyfriend!I'll Christ-almighty you as I see fit, woman.
Oops, I say that out loud?

Chester78
08-05-2012, 09:14 PM
Well, one really... but others will obviously fall head over heels.

Oh obviously... (you're crazy.)