Gins crazy and coco thread...

[CAPT.GIN]

This is a thread for fun and fun only!!! So welcome to the gin show, where we can talk about everything and tell funny jokes, I will be asking you all questions the first one to get it rite is the winner! Get your thinking caps on people, also if you have any jokes please feel more then free to post them! Ok and here is the first question....





There are three houses a white one,a red one,and a blue one.The red one is on the left and the blue one is on the left.where is the white house?









Rules:

• you can not cheat and use the web!

• you only get three answers per question!

• you all get one pm clue per question.



Who ever gets 25 answers rite will win a 25$ itunes gift card!

[joaquim]

All of them.

[War Priest]

Wow, 2 people just made a funny posts thread? :rolleyes:

[boardgames rule]

All of them although feb has it on the nose

[CAPT.GIN]

I saw it WP... Drenos is funny jokes mine is funny questions...

[CAPT.GIN]

Damn that was to easy good job guys... On to the next one...

[Dreno33]

o didnt see this. i will fail miserably to keep up with questions, lol

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok next question.... There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

[bigflan]

Okay here is one guys


Why did Susie drop her ice cream

[Ryan5100]

Can we all post questions? :p

[bigflan]

Ok next question.... There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?The pilots survived

[Dreno33]

Ok next question.... There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

they weren't on the plane

[CAPT.GIN]

Sure but answer mines first

[boardgames rule]

They were married.

[CAPT.GIN]

Nope keep guessing guys...

[joaquim]

Ok next question.... There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

They were a married couple.

[CAPT.GIN]

They were married.



Man good job you are rite!!! You win...

[CAPT.GIN]

Ryan go ahead ask your question....

[boardgames rule]

Yea what's the next one. Great idea by the way

[bigflan]

No I ask mine

Okay this is a funny one


Why did Susie drop her ice cream

[Ryan5100]

Ryan go ahead ask your question....Don't have one yet was just wondering incase if anybody else had one. Lemme think of one :p

[bigflan]

No answer mine

[War Priest]

Man good job you are rite!!! You win...

How? That don't make sense.

[enahs1]

No answer mine
She got hit by a bus? Lmfao

[bigflan]

She got hit by a bus? LmfaoThat is correct

[bigflan]

Ok here is another one

Knock knock who is there?

[boardgames rule]

If every single person died that means people who aren't married. So if 2 people survive ie married couple

[War Priest]

If every single person died that means people who aren't married. So if 2 people survive ie married couple

Ah, ok. Get it now...

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok here's the next one... Flans farm had a terrible storm. All but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?

[bigflan]

Ok here's the next one... Flans farm had a terrible storm. All but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?7 duh kskkakakkaoaiakoaa

[Jhoemel]

Ok here's the next one... Flans farm had a terrible storm. All but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?
seven is still alive gin

[boardgames rule]

It's 7 sheep still aliveA

[Dreno33]

How? That don't make sense.

every SINGLE person. they aren't single

[Ryan5100]

Ok i got one. You have a cup placed on a table. You are pointing towards the North and the cup is facing towards the South. On which side is the cup's handle?

[CAPT.GIN]

You guys are on fire!!! O here's the nest one... What can you never eat for breakfast?

[boardgames rule]

It's doesn't have a handle so no side.

[boardgames rule]

Or the handle is pointing north

[enahs1]

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

[Dreno33]

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

Paris Hilton perfume

[boardgames rule]

A coffin am I right

[Dreno33]

A coffin am I right

yeah you're right. i was being sarcastic, lol

[boardgames rule]

That's what I thought but I still gave the answer

[Jhoemel]

You guys are on fire!!! O here's the nest one... What can you never eat for breakfast?

Is it lunch? Haha

[Jhoemel]

Ok i got one. You have a cup placed on a table. You are pointing towards the North and the cup is facing towards the South. On which side is the cup's handle?


North?? Am i right?

[Ryan5100]

Ok i got one. You have a cup placed on a table. You are pointing towards the North and the cup is facing towards the South. On which side is the cup's handle?No matter in which position the cup is its handle will always be on the outside

[joaquim]

You guys are on fire!!! O here's the nest one... What can you never eat for breakfast?


Yea I wake up everyday at lunch time.

[boardgames rule]

Yea I thInk it is north. Guessed then thought then guessed again as u see on the page before.

[boardgames rule]

Outside! GOod one Ryan

[War Priest]

No matter in which position the cup is its handle will always be on the outside

Yeah that has to be right. Directions are not "sides".

[Ryan5100]

What can run but never walks has a mouth but never talks has a head but never weeps and has a bed but never sleeps?

[CAPT.GIN]

You guys are close but keep guessing on mines...

[War Priest]

You guys are close but keep guessing on mines...

There are lots of answers. Rocks, nails, glass, tires... Can't eat any of those for breakfast.

[bigflan]

Ohhhh I get it what you can't eat for breakfast are drinks

[Ryan5100]

You guys are close but keep guessing on mines...Idk yours.

[boardgames rule]

Is It serial numbers

[War Priest]

Is it Trix cerial?

Because trix are for kids...

[CAPT.GIN]

No guys it's dinner!!! Get it lol? You can't eat dinner for breakfast!

[War Priest]

No guys it's dinner!!! Get it lol? You can't eat dinner for breakfast!

Dude! You said the joke wrong. It's suppose to go "What TWO things can't you eat for breakfast?"

Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

[Jhoemel]

Dude! You said the joke wrong. It's suppose to go "What TWO things can't you eat for breakfast?"

Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

Yeah totally agree, i answered lunch

[Jhoemel]

What can run but never walks has a mouth but never talks has a head but never weeps and has a bed but never sleeps?

I dont have a clue man

[albeezy]

What can run but never walks has a mouth but never talks has a head but never weeps and has a bed but never sleeps?
a river i think

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok ok lunch and dinner are both rite... On to the next question... What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

[albeezy]

bam 3 for 3

[War Priest]

Ok ok lunch and dinner are both rite... On to the next question... What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

A bubble level in the vertical position.

[albeezy]

if you get one wrong you should have to sit out

[albeezy]

A bubble level in the vertical position.
What? At least say something like the temperature

[Ryan5100]

a river i thinkYep. Figured it would get more people but since u said that people will think about it and get it :p

[albeezy]

Yep. Figured it would get more people but since u said that people will think about it and get it :p
That was in a movie or a cartoon or something. Can't remember where I heard it

[Ryan5100]

That was in a movie or a cartoon or something. Can't remember where I heard itI got it from a friend I had no idea what it was at first.

[boardgames rule]

Eleivetor sorry about spelling

[albeezy]

Yo GIN, am I 4 for 4 or what?

[CAPT.GIN]

Nope keep guessing...

[CAPT.GIN]

Yo GIN, am I 4 for 4 or what?



Yea dude you are... Let's see if you can go 5 for 5...

[War Priest]

What? At least say something like the temperature

What? The bubble goes up and down, but the level stays in the same place! Am I wrong?

[War Priest]

Nope keep guessing...

Hey, my answer is right, even though it may not be the one your thinking.

[bigflan]

It's temperature for sure

[CAPT.GIN]

Wrong wrong wrong... I love this question it's soooo easy yet so hard....

[bigflan]

Wait is it someone ego

[CAPT.GIN]

It's not temperature! How could that be the same if one days it's cold and the next it's hot?

[War Priest]

Wrong wrong wrong... I love this question it's soooo easy yet so hard....

No, it's right! Think about it. The bubble still goes up and down but the level doesn't move! It's right even though it might now be what you were thinking... So this question has multiple answers. :)

[albeezy]

piano scale, staircase?

[albeezy]

It's not temperature! How could that be the same if one days it's cold and the next it's hot?
At my house, the temperature goes up, and down but there is always a temperature at my house. I said this answer, then googled it and that was the first answer there are others

[CAPT.GIN]

Ding ding ding!!! Albeezy has won again!!! The answer is Stairs...

[CAPT.GIN]

Guys don't cheat no useing the web, that takes the fun out of it!

[War Priest]

Mine was right too. You just weren't thinking about the bubble level in the vertical position...

[albeezy]

No, it's right! Think about it. The bubble still goes up and down but the level doesn't move! It's right even though it might now be what you were thinking... So this question has multiple answers. :)

WP, the problem with your answer is that the bubble is moving and not staying in the same place. The thing that goes up and down needs to stay in the same place. I am impressed you came up with that though, I would have never thought of that one. If you phrased it as the bubble goes up and down, but stays inside the tube of the level I might buy it a little more

[War Priest]

The LEVEL stays in the same place while the bubble goes up and down... Want to borrow my brain so you see what I think? Haha

[albeezy]

Guys don't cheat no useing the web, that takes the fun out of it!
I answered temperature first, before I googled it. If you are going to post a question that has multiple known right answers you should take any of them.

[CAPT.GIN]

Yea WP, but good answer now on to the next question! Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

[bigflan]

Yea WP, but good answer now on to the next question! Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?The mrs bigger cause she is pregnant and blew up faster then a ballon at a porcupine party

[War Priest]

Yea WP, but good answer now on to the next question! Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

Hmm... The baby...

[CAPT.GIN]

Hmmm why WP can you tell me why?

[War Priest]

Hmmm why WP can you tell me why?

Oh, I have to say why?

Because... Bigger + Bigger = Biggest? :rolleyes:

[albeezy]

The LEVEL stays in the same place while the bubble goes up and down... Want to borrow my brain so you see what I think? Haha
If the level stays in the same place, the bubble cannot go up and down, only up or down. Think about it. HAHA just messing with you

[albeezy]

I like your answer to the Bigger question WP. As an alternative answer I offer they all are (couldnt tell if this was like a who's on first thing or not)

[CAPT.GIN]

Ding ding ding WP is rite! It's the baby, since he is a little Bigger.

[albeezy]

nice one gin

[War Priest]

Ding ding ding WP is rite! It's the baby, since he is a little Bigger.

Wow, look at that. Finally (according to you :rolleyes: ) won. :D

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok a couple more then I'm gonna crash and call it a night this one is gonna be easy but my last one is gonna be really hard! Ok here's the easy question.... If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

[albeezy]

you dont bury survivors easy

[bigflan]

You don't bury survivors

[War Priest]

I think I am OVER thinking these jokes...

[albeezy]

Suppose you come to a fork in the road and one path leads to certain death and the other leads to your destination. There are no signs, but two people are standing there. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. Both know which path leads to your destination and which path leads to certain death. How do you find out which path to take?

[War Priest]

You don't bury survivors

You bury Criss Angel...

[joaquim]

Suppose you come to a fork in the road and one path leads to certain death and the other leads to your destination. There are no signs, but two people are standing there. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. Both know which path leads to your destination and which path leads to certain death. How do you find out which path to take?

You go through the path that has the person who always tells the truth.

[CAPT.GIN]

Good job guys!!! This is my last one for the night and its hard so good luck! What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

[albeezy]

Wrong you don't know who he is only that one lies and one tells the truth try again

[Dreno33]

heres an old one:

what has 2 hands and no feet?

[albeezy]

Good job guys!!! This is my last one for the night and its hard so good luck! What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?
No idea so I'll guess spongebob

[albeezy]

heres an old one:

what has 2 hands and no feet?
Clock easy one

[War Priest]

Good job guys!!! This is my last one for the night and its hard so good luck! What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?

A manikin...

[joaquim]

Wrong you don't know who he is only that one lies and one tells the truth try again

You ask which path to take?
You take them through the path and if they don't die you go through that one?
That's all I got.

[Dreno33]

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

[albeezy]

Still not right

[bigflan]

Joaquim you go down the destination path

[albeezy]

Joaquim you go down the destination path
Which path is it flan you don't know an have to ask for directions

[CAPT.GIN]

So far all the answers for mine are wrong... I'm gonna post it on the first page as well so you guys don't forget it because it's really hard...

[War Priest]

Suppose you come to a fork in the road and one path leads to certain death and the other leads to your destination. There are no signs, but two people are standing there. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. Both know which path leads to your destination and which path leads to certain death. How do you find out which path to take?

Hmm... Ask which path they recommend? Haha, just kidding I don't know...

[War Priest]

So far all the answers for mine are wrong... I'm gonna post it on the first page as well so you guys don't forget it because it's really hard...

A manikin doesn't have flesh, bone, or nail... Hmm... I think you cheat... :eek:

[albeezy]

A glove? Right?

[War Priest]

A glove? Right?

That's a good one too...

[CAPT.GIN]

A manikin is still apart of a hand so no WP that's not the answer...

[War Priest]

A manikin is still apart of a hand so no WP that's not the answer...

So they have 4 fingers and a thumb but no hand?

[CAPT.GIN]

Damn he's good he got it! It was a glove... Here's really my last one guys and it involves flan... Flan was tied to a rope six feet long. A big cheesecake was 18 feet away and flan wanted to eat the cheesecake. How could he do it?

[Lordsloss]

Damn he's good he got it! It was a glove... Here's really my last one guys and it involves flan... Flan was tied to a rope six feet long. A big cheesecake was 18 feet away and flan wanted to eat the cheesecake. How could he do it?We could cut his head off and shove his face in the cake...

[albeezy]

Walk over to it and eat it. He was ties to the rope but the rope doesn't appear to be ties to anything else

[bilbo baggins]

Suppose you come to a fork in the road and one path leads to certain death and the other leads to your destination. There are no signs, but two people are standing there. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. Both know which path leads to your destination and which path leads to certain death. How do you find out which path to take?

The logical person would point to one of the roads and says to the one person, "If I were to ask if this road leads to death, would you say 'Yes'?" The person is forced to give the right answer, even if he is a liar! If the road does lead to the death, the liar would say,"No" to the direct question; but as the question is put, he lies and says he would reply, "Yes." Thus the logical person can be certain that the road does lead to death, whether the respondent is a truth-teller or a liar. On the other hand, if the road actually does not lead to death, the liar is forced in the same way to say "No"

[albeezy]

I'll take that answer WP. I was looking for the other answer but that one is also considered an answer
The answer I was looking for was ask one of them which road the other person would say leads to death and do the opposite. The liar would tell you the opposite of the person who tells the truth so doing the opposite of the lie would get you on the right path. The person who tells the truth would lie so doing the opposite would put you on the right path

Did you google it WP?

[CAPT.GIN]

Alrite Alrite alrite.... Who is up and ready for the new joke question?

[bigflan]

Alrite Alrite alrite.... Who is up and ready for the new joke question?

Me me me me

I'm ready

[Kiss Of Death]

Alrite Alrite alrite.... Who is up and ready for the new joke question?

Gin! Still cant PM you!!!!! delete your old stuff !!!

EDIT... just sent the old PM now.... bit dated but I'm glad I finally got it of my list of to do's


now what's the joke?

[CAPT.GIN]

Alrite that's what I like to hear!!! Here is the new question... How many birth days does the average person have?

[Kiss Of Death]

The logical person would point to one of the roads and says to the one person, "If I were to ask if this road leads to death, would you say 'Yes'?" The person is forced to give the right answer, even if he is a liar! If the road does lead to the death, the liar would say,"No" to the direct question; but as the question is put, he lies and says he would reply, "Yes." Thus the logical person can be certain that the road does lead to death, whether the respondent is a truth-teller or a liar. On the other hand, if the road actually does not lead to death, the liar is forced in the same way to say "No"

This was a scene in the movie 'Labyrinth' with David Bowie... hey if any of you know it the girl who played the main roll did a film where she got hooked on drugs and eventually sold herself to a pimp to get more and it's very heavy but thought if you liked her it had some pretty heavy scenes... the ones you guys like... I always remember my cousins carry on about how they all thought she was soooo hot... so just saying in the best interests of all my male Forum friends... lol! I assure you it has a girl on girl scene too...

[Kiss Of Death]

Alrite that's what I like to hear!!! Here is the new question... How many birth days does the average person have?

One.. you're only born once

If you'd said birthdays instead of birth days...

I love puzzle games!

[bigflan]

Alrite that's what I like to hear!!! Here is the new question... How many birth days does the average person have?1 cause your only born once

[bigflan]

One.. you're only born onceKod you stole my answer your gonna get arrested by the police

[Kiss Of Death]

Kod you stole my answer your gonna get arrested by the police

Honey... I am the police!

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[CAPT.GIN]

Great job you two!!! You won...

[bigflan]

Honey... I am the police!

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By myfunzioforumfun (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/myfunzioforumfun) at 2012-07-01

I call in the Australian military muhhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahah

[CAPT.GIN]

On to the next question... How many cheeks do you have?

[Kiss Of Death]

I'll take that answer WP. I was looking for the other answer but that one is also considered an answer
The answer I was looking for was ask one of them which road the other person would say leads to death and do the opposite. The liar would tell you the opposite of the person who tells the truth so doing the opposite of the lie would get you on the right path. The person who tells the truth would lie so doing the opposite would put you on the right path

Did you google it WP?

Hang on... if you have two choices death or life... and you ask which leads to death... if the answer is path A then the liar will say B and the truthful one will say A... so you now have two different answers and are no better off... this one is not that simple... want a real answer?

[Kiss Of Death]

On to the next question... How many cheeks do you have?

4 - sorry FOUR

By definition two on your face... and... two where Aidan looks

[bigflan]

On to the next question... How many cheeks do you have?4 including yor butt cheeks

[bigflan]

4 - sorry need to give 10 characters.. FOUR

Again kod stole my answer the military is gonna come and arrest you for being mean

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha that was funny rite... You two win... Heres the next one but this one is kinda coco so you have been warned...
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?

[Kiss Of Death]

Again kod stole my answer the military is gonna come and arrest you for being mean

Flan did you get the death question wrong like the others?

[bigflan]

It was the older brother who did it

[bigflan]

Flan did you get the death question wrong like the others?Nope I Said go down the destination path

[Kiss Of Death]

Haha that was funny rite... You two win... Heres the next one but this one is kinda coco so you have been warned...
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?

Flan did it! He doesn't like her playing with his hanson tapes

[Boom]

Haha that was funny rite... You two win... Heres the next one but this one is kinda coco so you have been warned...
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?Santa claus

[CAPT.GIN]

Wrong flan....

[Kiss Of Death]

Haha that was funny rite... You two win... Heres the next one but this one is kinda coco so you have been warned...
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?


Right now in my job if I saw something like this I'd have to tear it apart by saying each person has been given an identity but no name so technically everyone is a person and therefor everyone was killed by big sister since 'everyone' went in big sisters room and everyone is female

Edit: It's ambiguous because both Big Sister could be female and so could Everyone and the last sentence isn't defined enough to clearly state that Everyone or Big Sister was murdered, in fact nothing states big sister is female either...

[bigflan]

Wait they all murdered her for being a *****

[albeezy]

Hang on... if you have two choices death or life... and you ask which leads to death... if the answer is path A then the liar will say B and the truthful one will say A... so you now have two different answers and are no better off... this one is not that simple... want a real answer?
read it again KOD
The liar is answering for the person telling the truth so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth
The truthful person is answering for the liar so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth

it is to a logic problem

[bigflan]

read it again KOD
The liar is answering for the person telling the truth so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth
The truthful person is answering for the liar so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth

it is to a logic problem

Okay I get it now the liar lies about being the truthful one ohhhhh

[Kiss Of Death]

read it again KOD
The liar is answering for the person telling the truth so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth
The truthful person is answering for the liar so he will lie about the truth, therefore the opposite of his lie is the truth

it is to a logic problem

I didn't actually see the question but just came on... I was responding to the answer given and it's reasoning.

[albeezy]

I didn't actually see the question but just came on... I was responding to the answer given and it's reasoning.
Your critical reading skills need some work then. It says you ask what the other person would say (my answer and reasoning), you don't ask them what they would say (your response and reasoning)

[Kiss Of Death]

Hang on... if you have two choices death or life... and you ask which leads to death... if the answer is path A then the liar will say B and the truthful one will say A... so you now have two different answers and are no better off... this one is not that simple... want a real answer?


Ahh I missed that you said ask one of them which path the other would take. BUT...

The truthful one would say the liars choice for death which would in fact be life (because the liar would not tell you the death path if that was your question and the truthful one would tell you the truth... i.e. which path the liar would chose for you), so you would be dead... fails.

[CAPT.GIN]

The answers for my question are still wrong...

[Boom]

So it's not santa?

[bigflan]

The answers for my question are still wrong...The older sister committed suicide murdered herself

[Kiss Of Death]

Your critical reading skills need some work then. It says you ask what the other person would say (my answer and reasoning), you don't ask them what they would say (your response and reasoning)

Harsh albeezy... I already admitted fault in reading the statement. But your concept is flawed... as below shows if you ask the truthful person the question.
In fact if you asked the liar first he'd tell you the same situation... i.e. The truthful person is going to say the truth.. this path lies death... so the liar would say the answer would be the opposite to that... so they would in fact actually tell you the path to life and you do the opposite?

Before you hack me up get it right.

[CAPT.GIN]

I reposted the question on the first page so you guys don't forget it...

[bilbo baggins]

Haha that was funny rite... You two win... Heres the next one but this one is kinda coco so you have been warned...
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?

The father. Unless he lived in an amazing place where mail was delivered on a Sunday.

[Kiss Of Death]

The answers for my question are still wrong...

Sorry gin, coming back to that one... albeezy needs some schooling.

[CAPT.GIN]

Thin think think guys!!! This one is hard...

[Boom]

The father!

[Kiss Of Death]

The father. Unless he lived in an amazing place where mail was delivered on a Sunday.

I get the mail on Sunday from our PO Box at the general post office. But I like your thinking.

[albeezy]

Ahh I missed that you said ask one of them which path the other would take. BUT...

The truthful one would say the liars choice for death which would in fact be life (because the liar would not tell you the death path if that was your question and the truthful one would tell you the truth... i.e. which path the liar would chose for you), so you would be dead... fails.
again, read more carefully, you do the opposite of what they say. The premise is that doing to opposite of a lie is the truth. In war priest's answer the premise is that the liar will lie twice cancelling each other out making him tell the truth, and the truthful person will tell the truth twice

nice try, but might want to give up on this one KOD

[bigflan]

Teh father cause the mail man does not deliver on Sunday

[Kiss Of Death]

I reposted the question on the first page so you guys don't forget it...

Doh... I go back to my first assumption... Who is also a possible suspect...

Who killed her!

Who's on first?

[albeezy]

Sorry gin, coming back to that one... albeezy needs some schooling.
Class dismissed

[CAPT.GIN]

The father!




You are rite... It was the father because mail is not delivered on sunday...

[CAPT.GIN]

The father. Unless he lived in an amazing place where mail was delivered on a Sunday.



You won because you said it first...

[Kiss Of Death]

again, read more carefully, you do the opposite of what they say. The premise is that doing to opposite of a lie is the truth. In war priest's answer the premise is that the liar will lie twice cancelling each other out making him tell the truth, and the truthful person will tell the truth twice

nice try, but might want to give up on this one KOD

What was the original post number by WP so I can go check it out? Won't be the first time he's wrong ... :)

[spectra]

Ok next question.... There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?

a married couple survived.............................:p

[albeezy]

Who's on first?
Who is .........

[Kiss Of Death]

You are rite... It was the father because mail is not delivered on sunday...

Oh that's crap. It didn't say anything about the mail being delivered only he went to get the mail... big assumption... boo hiss pfft

[bigflan]

Sometimes they have special deliveries on Sunday

[spectra]

Ok i got one. You have a cup placed on a table. You are pointing towards the North and the cup is facing towards the South. On which side is the cup's handle?

it is facing north, the "face" of the cup is usually opposite to the handle :)

[bilbo baggins]

Hang on... if you have two choices death or life... and you ask which leads to death... if the answer is path A then the liar will say B and the truthful one will say A... so you now have two different answers and are no better off... this one is not that simple... want a real answer?

The liar cannot tell the truth

The truth teller cannot lie.

If you say to the liar which one will the truth teller pick then he has to lie and state the road opposite to the one he/she know's the truth teller will pick so if the road to death is A then the liar knowing that the truth teller will say this has to choose B.

If you say to the truth teller what road will the Liar pick then he/she knows that they will have to lie and say B. As the truth teller cannot lie they will have to answer the liar will say B (which is the truth about the Liar/not about the path)

Therefore you would get both answers as B and would be able to choose road A.

[albeezy]

shortest distance between two points on the surface of a globe?

[CAPT.GIN]

Are you all ready for the next one? Here it is... Bronson kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to him. How is this possible?

[bilbo baggins]

Are you all ready for the next one? Here it is... Bronson kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to him. How is this possible?

5ft up and 5ft down

[bigflan]

Are you all ready for the next one? Here it is... Bronson kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to him. How is this possible?It hits the post and comes back and hits him or he kicks it up 10 feet and it comes back to him

[spectra]

Yea WP, but good answer now on to the next question! Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

Mr bigger, because they are married, and the women usually adopts the husband's last name :)

[albeezy]

or 10 feet up and ten feet down (you said it goes 10 feet then comes back to him)

[bilbo baggins]

shortest distance between two points on the surface of a globe?

do we have to travel on the surface or do we have amazing mining machines?

[albeezy]

SPectra you are so late to the party

[albeezy]

do we have to travel on the surface or do we have amazing mining machines?
surface .........

[Kiss Of Death]

again, read more carefully, you do the opposite of what they say. The premise is that doing to opposite of a lie is the truth. In war priest's answer the premise is that the liar will lie twice cancelling each other out making him tell the truth, and the truthful person will tell the truth twice

nice try, but might want to give up on this one KOD

I'll wait to find out the actual original question post number but this is not what I responded to...
The response was to do the oposite of the answer given by whoever you ask... it is very basic logic path to follow if that is what the actual question proposed... hence I need to see original question because I am responding only to someones answer and justification statement. The one I first responded to would lead you to death either way.

Path A = Death, Path B = Life
Question... what would the 'other' person chose as the path to death?

following a simple logic path means... if the liar is asked. He will tell you the other person would choose path B, because the liar knows they would really say it was path A. So you say thank you and do the opposite and actually take A... dead

You ask the truthful person what the other would say is the path to death... they will tell you the truth.. the liar will tell you a lie and say Path B because that is not the truth of the question. And the truth sayer will say that the other person will in fact tell you the path to death is path B... So you do the opposite as you stated and take path A... your dead again.

The answer is correct except the added phrase to 'do the opposite'

Now show me the original question please.

[bigflan]

surface .........It's practically y 000000000000000000.1 cm

[spectra]

SPectra you are so late to the party

just started reading and DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 18 pages already :(

[CAPT.GIN]

Come on guys where are the answers?

[bigflan]

Come on guys where are the answers?There on the page before this one

[Kiss Of Death]

Come on guys where are the answers?

So many stupid answers can be possible... the world is only 10ft around. He kicks it as they said 5ft upa nd it comes back... or someone picks it up and gives it back to him... pick an answer

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha the answer is.... Bronson kicked it up in the air and it came back down on him : )

[bilbo baggins]

surface .........

well you are getting into maths rather than it being a riddle however as I sail it is what we do all the time when calculating distance on a flat chart that represents a portion of the globe which as you know is not flat.

The shortest path between two points on the surface of a sphere is an arc of a great big circle that goes all the way around the globe. As an easy to understand example the equator and meridians are great circles. Between any two points on a globe/sphere that are not directly opposite each other, there is a unique great circle. The two points separate the great circle into two arcs and the length of the shorter arc is the shortest path between the two points. Points are given by their latitude and longitude. (map reading and chart plotting)

[albeezy]

I'll wait to find out the actual original question post number but this is not what I responded to...
The response was to do the oposite of the answer given by whoever you ask... it is very basic logic path to follow if that is what the actual question proposed... hence I need to see original question because I am responding only to someones answer and justification statement. The one I first responded to would lead you to death either way.

Path A = Death, Path B = Life
Question... what would the 'other' person chose as the path to death?

following a simple logic path means... if the liar is asked. He will tell you the other person would choose path B, because the liar knows they would really say it was path A. So you say thank you and do the opposite and actually take A... dead

You ask the truthful person what the other would say is the path to death... they will tell you the truth.. the liar will tell you a lie and say Path B because that is not the truth of the question. And the truth sayer will say that the other person will in fact tell you the path to death is path B... So you do the opposite as you stated and take path A... your dead again.

The answer is correct except the added phrase to 'do the opposite'

Now show me the original question please.
you remind me of Vizzini in the movie the princes bride during the battle of the wits

[CAPT.GIN]

Guys because there are so many posts I'm gonna start posting the questions on the first page... I'm gonna post it now...bilbo won by the way guys...

[albeezy]

well you are getting into maths rather than it being a riddle however as I sail it is what we do all the time when calculating distance on a flat chart that represents a portion of the globe which as you know is not flat.

The shortest path between two points on the surface of a sphere is an arc of a great big circle that goes all the way around the globe. As an easy to understand example the equator and meridians are great circles. Between any two points on a globe/sphere that are not directly opposite each other, there is a unique great circle. The two points separate the great circle into two arcs and the length of the shorter arc is the shortest path between the two points. Points are given by their latitude and longitude. (map reading and chart plotting)
an arc is correct, I remember seeing that in an episode of batman when I was a kid

[Kiss Of Death]

well you are getting into maths rather than it being a riddle however as I sail it is what we do all the time when calculating distance on a flat chart that represents a portion of the globe which as you know is not flat.

The shortest path between two points on the surface of a sphere is an arc of a great big circle that goes all the way around the globe. As an easy to understand example the equator and meridians are great circles. Between any two points on a globe/sphere that are not directly opposite each other, there is a unique great circle. The two points separate the great circle into two arcs and the length of the shorter arc is the shortest path between the two points. Points are given by their latitude and longitude. (map reading and chart plotting)

Dont forget gravitational distortion of the water on the globe making it elliptical not circular meaning based on location of the moon mostly the distance can increase or decrease as water expands the or shrinks the shape... comooooon.

EDIT: I am here to stir... I need to go to bed soon so having last minute fun.

[CAPT.GIN]

Heres the new question... It is also on the first page... 20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. Seq shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?

[bigflan]

Gin that's how many are on a branch so we don't know how many branches are on the tree and how many birds are there oh the tree altogether

[albeezy]

20 because the one he shot wasnt sitting on the tree
or 0 because they flew off after the shot

[Kiss Of Death]

you remind me of Vizzini in the movie the princes bride during the battle of the wits

Yes but he was an idiot... so not even close. And what I posted was 100% correct

[bigflan]

Hey guys you know what kods stand for

[Kiss Of Death]

This is a thread for fun and fun only!!! I will be asking you all questions the first one to get it rite is the winner! Get your thinking caps on people... Ok and here is the first question...




Ok here we go with the new question... 20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. Seq shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?




Rules:

• you can not cheat and use the web!

• you only get three answers per question!

• you all get one pm clue per question.



1. None they all flew away and the shot one fell out
2. 19 after the shot one fell out
3. 1, the other 19 flew away and the shot ones still up there...

actually 4 could be 20 because the pigeons are so stupid they all stayed and the shot one is in there too.

[Kiss Of Death]

Hey guys you know what kods stand for

Watch it Flan... I won't buy gold next month and in stead come and visit you with a big stick... and if you say anything about a cod piece it won't surprise me with your spelling :) Lol

[Miner]

Heres the new question... It is also on the first page... 20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. Seq shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?

Zero... cuz Seq's gun was a howitzer?

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha you guys are so much fun... Yes 0 because the rest flew away...

[Kiss Of Death]

zero... Cuz seq's gun was a howitzer?

lmao !!!!!!

[Kiss Of Death]

Haha you guys are so much fun... Yes 0 because the rest flew away...

Night Capt!

[CAPT.GIN]

Here's the new question... What is in the middle of china?

[Miner]

Here's the new question... What is in the middle of china?

The letter "i"

[bigflan]

The letter I

[War Priest]

I'll take that answer WP. I was looking for the other answer but that one is also considered an answer
The answer I was looking for was ask one of them which road the other person would say leads to death and do the opposite. The liar would tell you the opposite of the person who tells the truth so doing the opposite of the lie would get you on the right path. The person who tells the truth would lie so doing the opposite would put you on the right path

Did you google it WP?

No. I really had no idea. I was thinking of what you said but then I thought one lies and one tells the truth so if I asked that then I would be in the same position.

[bigflan]

WP check your game I sent you a message

[CAPT.GIN]

Yup the letter I is the answer!!! Good job flan!

[Miner]

Good job flan!

Good job FLAN?!

[War Priest]

WP check your game I sent you a message

I know....

[bigflan]

I know....Good JP is really mean and I'm adding allies back to take him down

[Lordsloss]

Just add me back thn flan. Let's take him down together!

[CAPT.GIN]

I always wanted to see jps base....

[Fifth Reich]

#1 What is the Lead and last ship of the Nimitz class?
#2 What goes up and down but never moves?

[CAPT.GIN]

New question will be up soon...

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok guys here's the next question... What can you catch but not throw?

[enahs1]

Ok guys here's the next question... What can you catch but not throw?
A cold? ;)

[bigflan]

Ok guys here's the next question... What can you catch but not throw?A flu

Ndksjdjaiis

[War Priest]

An STD...!

[CAPT.GIN]

I knew that was to easy roger and flan win...

[bigflan]

An STD...!Ewwwwwwww gross dude that is sick

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok next question... *What kind of nut has a hole?

[War Priest]

I knew that was to easy roger and flan win...

Hey, I don't win..? :mad:

[enahs1]

At first, I was like, who is roger but then I looked at my picture. Hey war priest, you can throw a STD! If you have cauliflower warts, you can cut them off and throw them at people. ;)

[enahs1]

Ok next question... *What kind of nut has a hole?
War priest! Jk
I think the metal kind that goes on a bolt

[War Priest]

At first, I was like, who is roger but then I looked at my picture. Hey war priest, you can throw a STD! If you have cauliflower warts, you can cut them off and throw them at people. ;)

You nasty...!

[enahs1]

Lmao, that's what I thought too as I wrote this. I almost didn't post it ;)

[bigflan]

Std makes you thang itchy

[enahs1]

Std makes you thang itchy
Or burn....

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok sick f**ks back on topic! *What kind of nut has a hole?

[War Priest]

Ok sick f**ks back on topic! *What kind of nut has a hole?

The kind you screw onto a bolt...

[CAPT.GIN]

Nope......

[War Priest]

A doughnut?

[bigflan]

A donut
Jskskdk

[War Priest]

A donut
Jskskdk

Cheater....

[bigflan]

Cheater....Cheater....

[CAPT.GIN]

The winner is WP he got it rite...

[bigflan]

The winner is WP he got it rite...No I got it right WP is a meanie

[CAPT.GIN]

WP answered it first flan...