Gins crazy and coco thread...

[Boom]

I am chuck Norris. Who am I?

[CAPT.GIN]

I am chuck Norris. Who am I?




Bruce lee lol???

[Boom]

Correct !!!!!! U've just won a lambo....mini!!!

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha the toy version...

[CAPT.GIN]

Who's ready for the next crazyyyyy joke?

[Jhoemel]

Im ready man

[CAPT.GIN]

Im ready man



Ok if you get this rite you could possibly win a 25$ iTunes gift card : )

[Jhoemel]

Ok if you get this rite you could possibly win a 25$ iTunes gift card : )


Cool, its on

[enahs1]

Oh my god, I want a 25 dollar gift card

[Jhoemel]

I want it too, i may finally buy a composite using that

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok here is the question... It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?

[enahs1]

Me too, I want a composite

[enahs1]

It's a man.
4 legs= baby
2 legs= man (grown up)
3 legs= old man plus cane

[CAPT.GIN]

It's a man



Close but not close enough...

[enahs1]

It's a man.
4 legs= baby
2 legs= man (grown up)
3 legs= old man plus cane
Edited the guess

[Jhoemel]

Dang he got the answer before me. Its the anatomy of the man. In the morning he's still a baby, noon he's a pretty grown up, at the evening he needs stability so he needs a cane

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha your both rite : )

[CAPT.GIN]

New question.... There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

[Jhoemel]

Next one please capt gin :)

[bigflan]

It was a doll house

[CAPT.GIN]

I posted it...

[enahs1]

I know this one from my earlier childhood but I won't post it. I want to see some of the guesses. This one is really hard

Watermelon

[CAPT.GIN]

Good idea roger!

[enahs1]

Good idea roger! Do you watch/like American Dad?

[CAPT.GIN]

Yea I watch it... It use to be really funny but the new episodes arn't that funny... I watch more family guy though...

[Jhoemel]

Can i have a clue? I have no idea

[enahs1]

It is a fruit

[enahs1]

Yea I watch it... It use to be really funny but the new episodes arn't that funny... I watch more family guy though...
I watch both on Netflix

[CAPT.GIN]

Sure jhoemel... It's big like the size of flans head and you can't drop it!!!

[Jhoemel]

I really dont know man, ill take a guess. Watermelon?

[CAPT.GIN]

I watch both on Netflix


I have it to and it sucks!!! Noting but old movies and it takes them forever!!! To get new movies and then the new movies suck to lol...

[Jhoemel]

I really dont know man, ill take a guess. Watermelon?

[CAPT.GIN]

Ohhhhhh mannnnn!!! What a lucky guess lol your rite bro, I can't believe it!!! How did you know?

[Jhoemel]

Hahaha, you said its as big as flan's head so i got it, haha

[Kiss Of Death]

The liar cannot tell the truth

The truth teller cannot lie.

If you say to the liar which one will the truth teller pick then he has to lie and state the road opposite to the one he/she know's the truth teller will pick so if the road to death is A then the liar knowing that the truth teller will say this has to choose B.

If you say to the truth teller what road will the Liar pick then he/she knows that they will have to lie and say B. As the truth teller cannot lie they will have to answer the liar will say B (which is the truth about the Liar/not about the path)

Therefore you would get both answers as B and would be able to choose road A.

Just catching up on this thread... I actually read WP's answer and he is SPOT on... the answer I'm trashing is the one GIN was going to give it seems and your all making the same mistake over and over and over again like good little lemmings running off a cliff because the one in front did....

Bilbo... I hope you have serious help fighting Smaug because your going to need to do better at riddles than the above to live... Your supposition is that YOU ALREADY KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE LIAR AND THE TRUTH TELLER! If you already know for g's sake just say...

"Hey truth teller, which ones safe... ?" problem solved. What question did you read? So... I'm sorry but your wrong... and I am right that Gin's answer he was going to give fails because you would have to know who would lie before you ask... and if you know that then why the f would you ask the liar anything in the first place ?????? Stupid.

WP's answer which I have now found and read is just brilliant and not just because I think he's cool. Spot on WP. No requirement to know the liar from the truth sayer upfront in your answer.

So again... my argument stands validated re Gins proposed answer. So leave it alone and lick your wounds :)

@ albeezy I hope your not trying yourself or relying on Baggins here save your backside from fiery doom in riddle time.

Just so you all know I'm unable to let go of this unless you just nod you head and say yes KoD and tell me how smart I am and clever and pretty and awesome and then you buy me some shoes to mollify me. Lol

[War Priest]

The way the full story goes is your only allowed to ask one question to one of the people I do believe.

[Fifth Reich]

If you cut off one side from a 4-sided table, how many sides will there be left? Easy

[albeezy]

If you cut off one side from a 4-sided table, how many sides will there be left? Easy
4 sides left on table and 4 sides on the piece you cut off

[CAPT.GIN]

Alrite I just logged on and I will be asking the next question soon...

[CAPT.GIN]

Here us the next question....


What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

[Fifth Reich]

#2 Two women apply for a job. They are identical and have the same mother, father and birthday. The interviewer asks, "Are you twins?" to which they honestly reply, "No".

How is this possible?

[CAPT.GIN]

#2 Two women apply for a job. They are identical and have the same mother, father and birthday. The interviewer asks, "Are you twins?" to which they honestly reply, "No".

How is this possible?



Fifth after mine is answer you can ask your bro....

[Kiss Of Death]

Here us the next question....


What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

Some sort of book.. play on words... black cover (bible?) red (read) to use it and white all through it as pages?

[Kiss Of Death]

#2 Two women apply for a job. They are identical and have the same mother, father and birthday. The interviewer asks, "Are you twins?" to which they honestly reply, "No".

How is this possible?

The guys cross eyed and its one chick! I'm not feeling switched on tonight sorry

[CAPT.GIN]

Some sort of book.. play on words... black cover (bible?) red (read) to use it and white all through it as pages?



No... Keep guessing... Do you want a clue?

[Kiss Of Death]

Some sort of book.. play on words... black cover (bible?) red (read) to use it and white all through it as pages?

Or a black ink pen... and you write so its red (read) when you use it and when the inks gone the tubes white... really sorry guys just out of sorts... can't get into swing here

[Fifth Reich]

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who really needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?

[Fifth Reich]

The guys cross eyed and its one chick! I'm not feeling switched on tonight sorryNo. Keep guessing it will make sense if you get it right.

[Fifth Reich]

Here us the next question....


What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?Uhhh.... coal?

[enahs1]

#2 Two women apply for a job. They are identical and have the same mother, father and birthday. The interviewer asks, "Are you twins?" to which they honestly reply, "No".

How is this possible?
They are triplets

[albeezy]

Just catching up on this thread... I actually read WP's answer and he is SPOT on... the answer I'm trashing is the one GIN was going to give it seems and your all making the same mistake over and over and over again like good little lemmings running off a cliff because the one in front did....

Bilbo... I hope you have serious help fighting Smaug because your going to need to do better at riddles than the above to live... Your supposition is that YOU ALREADY KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE LIAR AND THE TRUTH TELLER! If you already know for g's sake just say...

"Hey truth teller, which ones safe... ?" problem solved. What question did you read? So... I'm sorry but your wrong... and I am right that Gin's answer he was going to give fails because you would have to know who would lie before you ask... and if you know that then why the f would you ask the liar anything in the first place ?????? Stupid.

WP's answer which I have now found and read is just brilliant and not just because I think he's cool. Spot on WP. No requirement to know the liar from the truth sayer upfront in your answer.

So again... my argument stands validated re Gins proposed answer. So leave it alone and lick your wounds :)

@ albeezy I hope your not trying yourself or relying on Baggins here save your backside from fiery doom in riddle time.

Just so you all know I'm unable to let go of this unless you just nod you head and say yes KoD and tell me how smart I am and clever and pretty and awesome and then you buy me some shoes to mollify me. Lol

Class is in session.
Road A leads to death, road B leads to life

Bilbo's phrasing is partly wrong because you do not ask the truth teller what the liar will say or ask the liar what the truth teller will say. You do not know which is which. You simply ask one of them (you do not know which one it is) what the other would say is the road to life.

KOD, the liar, knowing that the truth teller will say road B, will lie and say road A. You do the opposite and choose road B which is the road to life. The truth tell will truthfully tell you that the liar will say road A. You do the opposite and choose road B which is the road to life.

KOD, it seems that you are assuming that they (the truth tell and the liar) know you are going to do the opposite of what they say.

It is not that hard. It is the inverse of WPs answer.
See the following
http://physicsbuzz.physicscentral.com/2010/04/riddle-me-physics.html - My answer
http://puzzlethis.blogspot.com/2008/01/two-roads-to-castle.html - WPs answer

CLASS DISMISSED, NO MORE QUESTIONS, APPOLOGY ACCEPTED but not necessary

[enahs1]

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who really needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?
Well, if she takes 6 minutes to cross the bridge and she only has 3 minutes to cross it, she would get halfway, right? So once halfway she is in Switzerland already. The guard is about to come back and she could:
A. Run back to Germany
B. Jump off the bridge
C. Try to trick the guard into thinking she is sneaking into Germany and so she gets sent to Switerzland.
C is my final answer

[James_mac]

They are triplets
i think you got it enahs1, they are triplets

[Fifth Reich]

They are triplets:)right:) hjjhj

[James_mac]

No... Keep guessing... Do you want a clue?
yes please

[Fifth Reich]

Well, if she takes 6 minutes to cross the bridge and she only has 3 minutes to cross it, she would get halfway, right? So once halfway she is in Switzerland already. The guard is about to come back and she could:
A. Run back to Germany
B. Jump off the bridge
C. Try to trick the guard into thinking she is sneaking into Germany and so she gets sent to Switerzland.
C is my final answerYes. She would go for three minutes to the Swiss side and then when the guard comes she would walk back to Germany. The guard thinks that she is coming from Switzerland without a pass and sends her to Switzerland which is the place she wanted to go.

[Fifth Reich]

A plane crashed on the US-Canadian border. Where do they bury survivors?

[War Priest]

A plane crashed on the US-Canadian border. Where do they bury survivors?

This has already been asked. You don't bury surviviors...

[albeezy]

already had this one dont bury survivors

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha so know one can get this one rite I see... What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

[War Priest]

Haha so know one can get this one rite I see... What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

Charcoal...

Black out of the bag, red when you burn it, and white when it's ash.

[Fifth Reich]

This has already been asked. You don't bury surviviors...Forgot....

[James_mac]

good call wp

[CAPT.GIN]

Charcoal...

Black out of the bag, red when you burn it, and white when it's ash.




Ding ding ding!!! WP is the winner great job!

[albeezy]

This was a scene in the movie 'Labyrinth' with David Bowie... hey if any of you know it the girl who played the main roll did a film where she got hooked on drugs and eventually sold herself to a pimp to get more and it's very heavy but thought if you liked her it had some pretty heavy scenes... the ones you guys like... I always remember my cousins carry on about how they all thought she was soooo hot... so just saying in the best interests of all my male Forum friends... lol! I assure you it has a girl on girl scene too...
KOD, YOU GET AN F in my class

You knew the riddle was from 'Labyrinth' and still do not understand why you are wrong. I think before you can take my class again you need to take the prerequisite course.

The prerequisite course is taught by David Bowie and he definitely requires you to do your homework.

First homework assignment can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgmgub8mHw


BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

[War Priest]

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

Haha, he said it! :D

[Fifth Reich]

Charcoal...

Black out of the bag, red when you burn it, and white when it's ash.hey I said that!

[albeezy]

Question, what has 1 foot and no hands?

[War Priest]

Question, what has 1 foot and no hands?

An amputee.

[albeezy]

nope, plus it would have to be a triple amputee, but that is not right.

[War Priest]

Is it something that's alive? This is a hard one...

[albeezy]

Is it something that's alive? This is a hard one...
Maybe maybe not shouldn't be hard

[War Priest]

OT but did you ever play "Socom Combined Assault" online on PS2?

[albeezy]

I used to play socom 1 and 2 and 3 for a little bit. Socom 1 and 2 were the best. Loved the m14

[War Priest]

I used to play socom 1 and 2 and 3 for a little bit. Socom 1 and 2 were the best. Loved the m14

Now that I think about it, I believe his name was albreezy. Haha sorry. :p

Socom online was awesome though.

Back to the question... I have no idea what it is.

[albeezy]

I have played socom under many different names Beat part was playing at my brothers house where we could both play on separate tvs in the same room on opposite teams and cycle through the teammates to get locations for each other after one of us died

[War Priest]

I have played socom under many different names Beat part was playing at my brothers house where we could both play on separate tvs in the same room on opposite teams and cycle through the teammates to get locations for each other after one of us died

You didn't know a War Priest? Do you recall the DOA, MOB, or LED clans?

[albeezy]

On socom 2 I could regularly win the fishhook map web it was just me vs 8 other people. People hated playing with me. I once sniped a guy across the whole map using the deagle

[War Priest]

I really hated socom 2. For socom 3 & CA, they remade the socom 2 makes and that was much better. Haha

[bigflan]

I'm sad and sad as always I think I need to play legend of Zelda

[albeezy]

You didn't know a War Priest? Do you recall the DOA, MOB, or LED clans?
Nope. Never got into playing with clans so I used to play as clanbusta. Also played as giverdabone albeezy albizzle and a few others I can't remember

[albeezy]

I really hated socom 2. For socom 3 & CA, they remade the socom 2 makes and that was much better. Haha
Yeah but they ruined the M14 after socom 2. Come to think of it I played socom 3 a lot also. Socom 3 was all about quick sniping some people were ridiculously good at that

[albeezy]

So what has 1 foot and no hands?

[War Priest]

Yeah but they ruined the M14 after socom 2. Come to think of it I played socom 3 a lot also. Socom 3 was all about quick sniping some people were ridiculously good at that

Haha, yeah I became one of the good quick snipers. Socom 3 and Socom Combined Assault (CA) were both combined on the same network, you just couldn't play the CA maps if you were using the Socom 3 disk.

There was only a few hundred people who logged on so all the good players were well known. Back then everybody would use the mic for the actual game and call people out. Now on PS3 and Xbox, there are only little kids who sing on there or cuss and try to sound big.

[War Priest]

So what has 1 foot and no hands?

Still don't know...

[albeezy]

Still don't know...
Anyone else?

[albeezy]

Haha, yeah I became one of the good quick snipers. Socom 3 and Socom Combined Assault (CA) were both combined on the same network, you just couldn't play the CA maps if you were using the Socom 3 disk.

There was only a few hundred people who logged on so all the good players were well known. Back then everybody would use the mic for the actual game and call people out. Now on PS3 and Xbox, there are only little kids who sing on there or cuss and try to sound big.
The thing about socoms games was that people figured out ridiculous ways to glitch after a while and it became lame. You could buy hacked game discs with auto headshots and stuff that made it lame.

What was your most kills in a best of 7 with 8 v 8?
I think mine was around 40

[War Priest]

The thing about socoms games was that people figured out ridiculous ways to glitch after a while and it became lame. You could buy hacked game discs with auto headshots and stuff that made it lame.

What was your most kills in a best of 7 with 8 v 8?
I think mine was around 40

8 v 8? They were 16 v 16 on CA and 3. Well the matches I played was. But mine was like 60-70 before I got my first death. Haha

[bigflan]

Socom sucks

I play legend of Zelda and it rocks

But I can't play skyward sword

[War Priest]

Don't talk about socom like that little boy. :D

[bigflan]

I have played it before it sucks go play legend of Zelda

[War Priest]

Do real men play Legend of Zelda? :rolleyes:

[CAPT.GIN]

Real men aka flan play Pokemon!!!

[bigflan]

Do real men play Legend of Zelda? :rolleyes:Yup it's tests your skills and your problem solving skills


If you play legend of Zelda orcarina of time you will see

[albeezy]

Like Zelda too but can't compare the two games in my opinion. Too different.

Answer to the question is ...

[Fifth Reich]

Real men aka flan play Pokemon!!!Real men play Dora and Diego spelling app!!!

[Fifth Reich]

So what has 1 foot and no hands?A stick has one foot and no hands???!!

[Jhoemel]

A cane is my answer gin

[CAPT.GIN]

Obama or Romney?

[CAPT.GIN]

Who you voteing for?

[bigflan]

I voted Obama

[CAPT.GIN]

Who should I vote for flan?

[bigflan]

Who should I vote for flan?It's your choice

[CAPT.GIN]

Who do you think is better? I wonder if WP is a republican?

[enahs1]

Obama, he may have not been the best. But at least he in sources job while Romney outsources jobs

[CAPT.GIN]

Romney is all about the money though... I like that...,

[enahs1]

Hey Gin, where is my iTunes gift card ;)

[CAPT.GIN]

You dident answer enough questions...

[enahs1]

What!? Lmao

[joaquim]

Obama or Romney?

Too young to vote but if I could I'd vote for Romney.

[War Priest]

Who do you think is better? I wonder if WP is a republican?

Yes. I am a lot like Stan from American Dad... :)

But...That doesn't mean I would always vote for the republican. I am for whoever is for the better.

[joaquim]

I voted Obama

Wow you're a dumbass.

[CAPT.GIN]

Me two WP... But I voted for Obama when I was 18 because Busch was a dumba$$... But Obama hasn't really done much...

[enahs1]

Why Joaquim?

[War Priest]

Ok enought with this talk. It's against the rules and some of your guy's comments are looking to get you banned.

[CAPT.GIN]

Too young to vote but if I could I'd vote for Romney.



Are your parents republicans?

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok enought with this talk. It's against the rules and some of your guy's comments are looking to get you banned.




Oh yea thanks for reminding me WP I forgot ok are you guys ready for the next question?

[joaquim]

Are your parents republicans?

My parents are against each other in their voting. My dad won't vote for Obama but my mom will.

[boardgames rule]

What is this i tunes gift card?

[bigflan]

Oh boardgames have you never heard of a iTunes gift card someone needs a reality check

[joaquim]

Why Joaquim?

Because I don't like him.

[War Priest]

Because I don't like him.

So because YOU don't like him means people who vote for him are a quote "dumbass". It don't work like that. Probably the reason this discussion is against forum rules.

[CAPT.GIN]

Newwwwwwwwwww question!!!! Flan is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

[joaquim]

What is this i tunes gift card?

It's a gift card and you use it like any other gift card. You can buy gold ingame with these.

[joaquim]

Newwwwwwwwwww question!!!! Flan is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

He got run over by a truck.

[bigflan]

Hahahahah I don't live in the USA but i would vote for Obama

[joaquim]

So because YOU don't like him means people who vote for him are a quote "dumbass". It don't work like that. Probably the reason this discussion is against forum rules.

Well there are reasons I don't like him. I read that China would eventually surpass the USA as the best economy in the world and guess during who's presidency this popped up: Obama's! The way I read that is that Obama is causing our economy to go down. That's not the sign of a good president. Sure he did some good things like Osama's death during his presidency but with the economy going down how are we going to afford to get the weapons to take down more terrorists?

[CAPT.GIN]

Hahahahah I don't live in the USA but i would vote for Obama



Lier lier your nuts are on fire....

[bigflan]

Well there are reasons I don't like him. I read that China would eventually surpass the USA as the best economy in the world and guess during who's presidency this popped up: Obama's! The way I read that is that Obama is causing our economy to go down. That's not the sign of a good president. Sure he did some good things like Osama's death during his presidency but with the economy going down how are we going to afford to get the weapons to take down more terrorists?


Wait a second it's Becuase china has many trades and USA people ruined there own economy

[enahs1]

China's economy has always been better... US is trillions of dollars in debt and 8% of its public debt is to China

[War Priest]

Well there are reasons I don't like him. I read that China would eventually surpass the USA as the best economy in the world and guess during who's presidency this popped up: Obama's! The way I read that is that Obama is causing our economy to go down. That's not the sign of a good president. Sure he did some good things like Osama's death during his presidency but with the economy going down how are we going to afford to get the weapons to take down more terrorists?

Hey, you can have feelings, but can't call forum members names for that reason.

[enahs1]

Newwwwwwwwwww question!!!! Flan is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?
Is there something in the backpack?

[boardgames rule]

I know what a itunes gift card is but i was wondering is he giving it away?

[enahs1]

He said, whoever gets this next question right, gets a $25 iTunes gift card and I got it right and he hasn't given it to me yet.

[joaquim]

He said, whoever gets this next question right, gets a $25 iTunes gift card and I got it right and he hasn't given it to me yet.

Maybe he's saving it for the hardest question he has.

[boardgames rule]

Oh well to bad that i didnt see that earlier.

[bigflan]

Hey he gave me a code for $25 iTunes gift card

[joaquim]

Hey he gave me a code for $25 iTunes gift card

I highly doubt that. lol

[boardgames rule]

YEa i doubt that as well.lol

[CAPT.GIN]

Flan dude I told you to keep that quiet!!! That the last one you get from me...

[bigflan]

Sorry gin I just had to rub it in

[enahs1]

I see how it is :(

[CAPT.GIN]

Sorry gin I just had to rub it in

It's ok just answer the question...

[enahs1]

He died because he had no parachute or he was dehydrated

[bigflan]

He did not die Becasue flan is indestructible

[CAPT.GIN]

Nope keep going guys...

[enahs1]

He jumped out of a plane but his parachute did not open OR he was very hungry and dehydrated

[Jhoemel]

He got swept away by a sandstorm then he face in a prone Position

[CAPT.GIN]

You guys want a clue?

[Jhoemel]

Ok man i want a clue

[joaquim]

You guys want a clue?

Yes.......

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok the clue is its all over the world...

[joaquim]

Ok the clue is its all over the world...

Everyone ran him over.

[Jhoemel]

He got hit by a sandstrom?

Is there a mountain close to the desert?

[CAPT.GIN]

Lol good one but no that's not the answer...

[CAPT.GIN]

He got hit by a sandstrom?

Is there a mountain close to the desert?



No and no j...

[Jhoemel]

Can u give another clue gin?

[joaquim]

His class was going on a class trip and they got annoyed so they threw him off the plane.

[War Priest]

He was a bad suicide bomber?

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok next clue is... It rhymes with daughter...

[CAPT.GIN]

He was a bad suicide bomber?



Hahhaahaha no but that would be something flan would fail at...

[Jhoemel]

He was a goner? Daughter and goner rhymes. Hahaha

[enahs1]

I give up. I am looking it up to see the answer. Please post your answer

[CAPT.GIN]

Who else gives up?

[War Priest]

Who else gives up?

Flan...at events.

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha WP you get half the answer rite for that...

[Jhoemel]

I dont know the answer gin

[CAPT.GIN]

Nooooo some stupid a$$ hater made this awasome thread three stars what a lame a$$ loser!!! Guys vote for me and make it 4 stars... Man I hate when retarted people vote one stars on great threads...

[Jhoemel]

I voted 5 star gin

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok thanks love you... I ment as a friend lol...

[War Priest]

Ok thanks love you... I ment as a friend lol...

You sure that's how you meant it...? :rolleyes:

[CAPT.GIN]

Haha yea... Did that make me sound like a queer?

[War Priest]

No, I am just joking. Ok, tell a joke...

[CAPT.GIN]

Ok here's a funny one... This is not ment to offend anyone by the way... Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate

[CAPT.GIN]

Here's another one... Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

[War Priest]

Can't help but notice that you spelled mama and momma differently in each joke. Haha

[joaquim]

Yo mommas so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings ABCDEFG GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME.

[CAPT.GIN]

Yo mommas so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings ABCDEFG GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME.



Ahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahahaa hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahaahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahahaahauaahaahaahahahahahagahaah that was amazing!!!

[War Priest]

Recommendations for my signature?

[joaquim]

Yo mommas so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no professionals allowed.

[CAPT.GIN]

Recommendations for my signature?




It's cool WP... Did you ever see the Ferrari cop car?

[War Priest]

It's cool WP... Did you ever see the Ferrari cop car?

Yeah, but it wasn't a GIF. I like the flashing lights. That's half of why it's cool.

[CAPT.GIN]

Dude it's a Ferrari!!! Lol who cares if the lights don't flash...

[enahs1]

Yo momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

[War Priest]

Dude it's a Ferrari!!! Lol who cares if the lights don't flash...

It's the lights that count! :D

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/oie_1954460ewYzahW-1.gif

[CAPT.GIN]

Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

[joaquim]

Yo mommas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited until it said go.

[CAPT.GIN]

It's the lights that count! :D

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/oie_1954460ewYzahW-1.gif



Only when it's Christmas time WP! Lol

[War Priest]

Only when it's Christmas time WP! Lol

Not to me. You need to watch super troopers or something...

[War Priest]

See Gin, BIG difference!

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/oie_1943041WE2cGOqL.gif
http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/DodgeChargerPoliceCar.png

[War Priest]

http://cars.88000.org/wallpapers/80/Porsche_911_Police_Car.jpg

[CAPT.GIN]

See Gin, BIG difference!

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/oie_1943041WE2cGOqL.gif
http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii516/Nathanmoats/DodgeChargerPoliceCar.png




Yea bro so true... Can't you turn on the lights on the Ferrari?

[War Priest]

Yea bro so true... Can't you turn on the lights on the Ferrari?

Haha NO! It isn't like there is an on/off switch! Ones a JPEG and ones a GIF photo. That's what makes the difference.

[CAPT.GIN]

What's that pic you posted that has a question mark on it?

[War Priest]

What's that pic you posted that has a question mark on it?

It's a Porsche patrol car. I can see it, why can't you...

[CAPT.GIN]

It just shows a question mark on my side... Repost it...

[War Priest]

Haha, this one is funny!

http://technologywonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cops_donuts-742483.jpg

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Haha, this one is funny!

http://technologywonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cops_donuts-742483.jpg




Hahahah the sad thing is its true... But hey who dosent love donuts! Yummmmm donuts lol...

[War Priest]

Can you see it now?

http://cars.88000.org/wallpapers/80/Porsche_911_Police_Car.jpg

[CAPT.GIN]

No it stills shows the ? Mark... That's weird bro, hey can anyone else see it?

[War Priest]

No it stills shows the ? Mark... That's weird bro, hey can anyone else see it?

http://cars.88000.org/wallpapers/80/Porsche_911_Police_Car.jpg

[CAPT.GIN]

Awwwwwwwwwwww dude that porsche is so sick!!!

[albeezy]

So y'all never figured out what has one foot and no hands?

[War Priest]

So y'all never figured out what has one foot and no hands?

No, told you it's hard...

[bigflan]

The Porsche is ugly use a Veyron instead

[War Priest]

Awwwwwwwwwwww dude that porsche is so sick!!!

This is even more awesome.

http://0.s3.envato.com/files/3114938/Dodge_Charger_Police_2011_590_0001.jpg

[bigflan]

So y'all never figured out what has one foot and no hands?Is it not a ruler

[albeezy]

can you say.....

[albeezy]

flan is correct

[War Priest]

The Porsche is ugly use a Veyron instead

This is your style...

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Lq_niRlFCaI/mqdefault.jpg

[War Priest]

http://www.wallpapers0.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/71c52-500x375.jpg

[CAPT.GIN]

can you say.....



Al its a stick!

[CAPT.GIN]

http://www.wallpapers0.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/71c52-500x375.jpg


This one is so ghetto!

[War Priest]

Flan as a cop...

http://static.flickr.com/37/103289378_85a007a1a9_o.gif

By the way, this is what you guys get for not entertaining me...Cop car photo's. :p

[bigflan]

flan is correctYes cause rulers are measured and has FOOTS but there are no hands

[CAPT.GIN]

Flan as a cop...

http://static.flickr.com/37/103289378_85a007a1a9_o.gif

By the way, this is what you guys get for not entertaining me...Cop car photo's. :p




WP how much is that I wanna buy it now!!!

[albeezy]

GIN if you had said measuring stick I would have accepted it, FLAN you got it right, then you had to go and say that a ruler has footS. A ruler is 1 foot (12 inches). You were looking so clever and then you nerfed yourown appearance of intelligence

[albeezy]

Speaking of which, what happened to KOD. After I posted that labirynth clip today she has disappeared? WP, you liked that boom goes the dynamite reference huh?

[War Priest]

GIN if you had said measuring stick I would have accepted it, FLAN you got it right, then you had to go and say that a ruler has footS. A ruler is 1 foot (12 inches). You were looking so clever and then you nerfed yourown appearance of intelligence

Haha, as usual. :p

[War Priest]

Speaking of which, what happened to KOD. After I posted that labirynth clip today she has disappeared? WP, you liked that boom goes the dynamite reference huh?

Haha, you get that off of "Family Guy"?

[War Priest]

This is Gin style.

http://www.bpallen.com/b2b/pics/Police_Car.jpg

[albeezy]

No. Listen to a lot of Jim Rome and some of his callers have said it as a closing tag, sort of like dropping the mic and walking off, or a walk off homerun. It originally is from a sports broadcast i think

[War Priest]

No. Listen to a lot of Jim Rome and some of his callers have said it as a closing tag, sort of like dropping the mic and walking off, or a walk off homerun. It originally is from a sports broadcast i think

Oh. Haha, then it's probably not as funny to you. :p

[CAPT.GIN]

Flan as a cop...

http://static.flickr.com/37/103289378_85a007a1a9_o.gif

By the way, this is what you guys get for not entertaining me...Cop car photo's. :p




Guys get ready! Once I buy this I want you all to call me the weeeeiner guy lmaooo...

[albeezy]

It would be awesome to turn that into a turret operator unit for flan with stats of 1/0 and let it be his first 10 part event win bonus

[War Priest]

It would be awesome to turn that into a turret operator unit for flan with stats of 1/0 and let it be his first 10 part event win bonus

Haha, that would be halarious. An indestructible that is 1/0.

[albeezy]

WP favorite socom map of all time? the ruins or abandoned from socom 1, fishhook or the oil platform in socom 2. Socom 3 I can't remember the names of the maps

[bigflan]

Okay is there a new question or what

[War Priest]

WP favorite socom map of all time? the ruins or abandoned from socom 1, fishhook or the oil platform in socom 2. Socom 3 I can't remember the names of the maps

Devils Road in Socom 3.

[bigflan]

Hey hey I bought a set and got a SUPER HIND

[albeezy]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gladiator-2.jpg

are you not entertained?

[War Priest]

Hey hey I bought a set and got a SUPER HIND

Liar! Flan, your a 10-51.

[CAPT.GIN]

Okay is there a new question or what


Ok sense no one got the answer to, Flan is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?
I'm gonna tell the answer...




The answer is because flan was drinking out a water bottle while he was walking and then stepped on a rattle snake and got bit then died from the poison.... Poor flan...

[albeezy]

Devils Road in Socom 3.
is that the escort map or the village in the cliff sniper fest map?

[War Priest]

is that the escort map or the village in the cliff sniper fest map?

Yep. That was the favorite map to most players. Did you like to be the SEALs or Mercenaries?

[bigflan]

You guys Socom sucks

I want a new question

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You guys Socom sucks

I want a new question



You asked for it flan and here it is buddy....

What has five (sometimes four) hands, but is normal thing to see?

[bigflan]

What that's a toughy so

A human has 2 hands ???

A watch has 3 hands???

But what has 5 hands you suck gin

[War Priest]

You asked for it flan and here it is buddy....

What has five (sometimes four) hands, but is normal thing to see?

A deformed cat/dog.

[Kiss Of Death]

Hey I'm being told my avatar is sideways... looks fine from here... ? even reloaded it to be safe

[bigflan]

Oh wait I got it it's a person with a watch

[War Priest]

Hey I'm being told my avatar is sideways... looks fine from here... ? even reloaded it to be safe

No, it's normal. :)

[bigflan]

Why take pictures of yourself

Are you gonna have another argument with Sasha

[CAPT.GIN]

Hey I'm being told my avatar is sideways... looks fine from here... ? even reloaded it to be safe



Yea it's sideways...

[CAPT.GIN]

Oh wait I got it it's a person with a watch



Flan your dq'd for cheating... On to the next question...

[bigflan]

Flan your dq'd for cheating... On to the next question...What???


I did not cheat I used the key words and broke it down

[CAPT.GIN]

New question... What is hard to hold even the strongest man couldn't hold it?

[CAPT.GIN]

What???


I did not cheat I used the key words and broke it down




I'm just jokeing buddy...

New question What is hard to hold even the strongest man couldn't hold it?

[War Priest]

New question... What is hard to hold even the strongest man couldn't hold it?

Pasta sauce! I seen this on the Ziploc bag commercial.

[bigflan]

New question... What is hard to hold even the strongest man couldn't hold it?Air no duh