who am i?

[tony187]

WHO AM I?
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child.
He fathered several children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me,
I later wrote a book idolising my father not my mother.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy.
No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practising one faith but converted to Christianity,
as it was widely accepted in my new country,
but I practised non-traditional beliefs and didn’t follow Christianity,
except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult,
disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life.
and I embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.
It was clear to those who read my memoirs,
that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30′s then,
with help behind the scenes,
I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.
They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history,
and no experience in leading a single organisation.
Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me,
as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.
This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country’s foreign policy…
I was very critical of my country in the last war,
and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my
views on the country’s economy.
I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better,
and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks and corporations.
I decided to start making citizens hate them and,
if they became envious of others who did well,
the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine “A People’s Campaign”.
That sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside
the traditional path of politics and was able to gain
widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people ‘hope’,
together we could change our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on
behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include “persecuted minorities”.
My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown,
until after I became my nation’s leader.
I had to carefully guard reality,
as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed,
if they had simply read my writings
and examined those people I associated with.
I’m glad they didn’t.

Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
And the world learned the truth.
Who am I?

[Eyelusion]

You're a text wall not worth reading

[BOS]

Hitler....

[Swingle007]

Obama........

[upsman_17]

Obama.......

[upsman_17]

ah, swingle beat me.


What do I not win?

[tony187]

read it carfuly

[2Legit]

Ur batman?




Superman?




Hulk?


(Ok that's 10 char..stop warning me and let me post)

[NotHappyatU]

is it...yo mama?.....

[BOS]

"weehoo weride" lol :D

[NTM]

http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/media/images/actu/photos_on_ne_parle_que_de_ca/julien_lepers/866238-1-fre-FR/julien_lepers_reference.jpg

[joaquim]

https://picasaweb.google.com/106674595003523390470/June25201202?authkey=Gv1sRgCJCA-Pa5286nTA#5758051670731957122

[Carlos,]

Hitler but can also be Obama

[QPR]

Tony - "Who am I"

A plum

[tony187]

Tony - "Who am I"

A plum

qpr who am i ? 'i am the lord of the sh!t

[joaquim]

'i am the lord of the sh!t

Tony if you're gonna be insultive, don't insult yourself. lol

[mnju_03]

Daddy!?....

[tony187]

whois ur daddy joaquim?

[Chester78]

The Real Slim Shady?

[joaquim]

The Real Slim Shady?

Love that song.

[Max Power]

It reads like Obama but because of that it will be Hitler or Stalin or Lenin or Mau or something Fox News would love to print.

[Turkishtiger]

It reads like Obama but because of that it will be Hitler or Stalin or Lenin or Mau or something Fox News would love to print.


it was hitler

[QPR]

Cheerio Tony

[Turkishtiger]

Cheerio Tony



ur a fool qpr ,a big 1 too

[joaquim]

Why do all the trolls pick on poor QPR?

[QPR]

Why do all the trolls pick on poor QPR?

Thanks for you concern but I can handle myself :cool:

[QPR]

ur a fool qpr ,a big 1 too

I might open a book on when your latest incarnation is banned .......

Soon to be "Cheerio TurkishTiger"

[DoubleBarrelMob]

Who are you? Some annoying jackhole that posts random sheet and hijacks threads. Sound bout right?

[joaquim]

Who are you? Some annoying jackhole that posts random sheet and hijacks threads. Sound bout right?

It appears that this is your first encounter with Tony187/Tiger187/TurkishTiger. Don't worry this guy will be banned eventually just like his other 2 accounts.

[DoubleBarrelMob]

It appears that this is your first encounter with Tony187/Tiger187/TurkishTiger. Don't worry this guy will be banned eventually just like his other 2 accounts.

It's not my first, nor is it my last I'm sure. He will reincarnate as frosted flakes or Turdish tyker.

[Dreno33]

"who am i?" haha you're banned(:

[joaquim]

"who am i?" haha you're banned(:

Yes but he was quick to make a new account: TurkishTiger

[Spartacus]

"who am i?" haha you're banned(:

Be careful.

Forum Posting Guidelines (http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?6199-Posting-Guidelines)

[Dreno33]

i hope CCM starts dishing out IP bans, I'm sick of this b!tch on the forums.


it was hitler

seriously, the attention wh0re that you are should walk down the street to another forum. no one wants to even see you here. everyone shut the h3ll up so we don't feed this idiot the attention.

[Turkishtiger]

i hope CCM starts dishing out IP bans, I'm sick of this b!tch on the forums.



seriously, the attention wh0re that you are should walk down the street to another forum. no one wants to even see you here. everyone shut the h3ll up so we don't feed this idiot the attention.


u need to get laid u old cnt

[Philo Beddoe]

u need to get laid u old cnt

Long time lurker, first time postr today. Turk, that was a very unkind thing you said there to Old Man Dreno. I think you owe him a heartfelt appology. ;)

[joaquim]

Long time lurker, first time postr today. Turk, that was a very unkind thing you said there to Old Man Dreno. I think you owe him a heartfelt appology. ;)

If you were a long time lurker, then you would know that Turkishtiger/Tony187/Tiger187 won't apologize no matter what. He'll just keep insulting more and more.

[Philo Beddoe]

If you were a long time lurker, then you would know that Turkishtiger/Tony187/Tiger187 won't apologize no matter what. He'll just keep insulting more and more.


Eh, maybe so. But I am a long enuf lurker to know that u r santa. So turk is not the only one to have multiple accounts.

[upsman_17]

Long time lurker, first time postr today. Turk, that was a very unkind thing you said there to Old Man Dreno. I think you owe him a heartfelt appology. ;)


Welcome to the forum Philo Beddoe. Ha! I love that movie, haven't seen that shiz in forever. It always used to be on HBO when I was a kid. The second one wasn't as funny, but still worth watching. What was the name of the biker gang, Black Widows or something?

[joaquim]

Eh, maybe so. But I am a long enuf lurker to know that u r santa. So turk is not the only one to have multiple accounts.

I'm not Santa. I always thought that Santa,Tony,Tiger,and Turkishtiger were the same person.

[Turkishtiger]

I'm not Santa. I always thought that Santa,Tony,Tiger,and Turkishtiger were the same person.

no im not santa either

[Philo Beddoe]

Welcome to the forum Philo Beddoe. Ha! I love that movie, haven't seen that shiz in forever. It always used to be on HBO when I was a kid. The second one wasn't as funny, but still worth watching. What was the name of the biker gang, Black Widows or something?


Yeh i think black widows

[Philo Beddoe]

no im not santa either


this kids santa isnt he. I started reading the forums back in march and he writes the same way

[joaquim]

this kids santa isnt he. I started reading the forums back in march and he writes the same way

If you're talking about Turkishtiger then the answer is yes.

[i need muney]

When did Santa write in u-wan-dis-lish?

[QPR]

I can't comment on santa as I wasn't around back then

One things for certain tony / tiger / Turkish ar all the same person

CCM do us all a favour a ban this plums ip addresses please

[Philo Beddoe]

I can't comment on santa as I wasn't around back then

One things for certain tony / tiger / Turkish ar all the same person

CCM do us all a favour a ban this plums ip addresses please


u sure do like calling people plums all the time dont you? Well, you're a banana if ya know what i mean.

[upsman_17]

u sure do like calling people plums all the time dont you? Well, you're a banana if ya know what i mean.


LOL! You better watch out, he doesn't take too kindly to dissidence. He's likely to call you out on your lack of man parts. I'm still working on growing a set that will make him proud. :D

[QPR]

u sure do like calling people plums all the time dont you? Well, you're a banana if ya know what i mean.

It's a English reference to someone being a bit simple so to speak

[Philo Beddoe]

LOL! You better watch out, he doesn't take too kindly to dissidence. He's likely to call you out on your lack of man parts. I'm still working on growing a set that will make him proud. :D

Yeh, I saw that. How are they coming along?


It's a English reference to someone being a bit simple so to speak

I figured as much. Didn't ask for a definition though. Just said you say it all the time.

[QPR]

LOL! You better watch out, he doesn't take too kindly to dissidence. He's likely to call you out on your lack of man parts. I'm still working on growing a set that will make him proud. :D


Yeh, I saw that. How are they coming along?



I figured as much. Didn't ask for a definition though. Just said you say it all the time.

Well I don't think much of American terminology if it's any consolation to you guys !! :D

[jobadass]

"the real" Payam?

[upsman_17]

"the real" Payam?


Who? Me!? LOL...I must be real busy then. :) Saw in a thread yesterday that The Dravak thinks that I am Hatter too. Trollin in different hemispheres I guess being that Hatter is from Wales (I think).

[QPR]

Who? Me!? LOL...I must be real busy then. :) Saw in a thread yesterday that The Dravak thinks that I am Hatter too. Trollin in different hemispheres I guess being that Hatter is from Wales (I think).

Do you a have a fetish of sheep?

If the answer is yes then your definitely hatter:cool:

[upsman_17]

Do you a have a fetish of sheep?


Only when I am wearing my big rubber boots. Then it's just a matter of getting the sheep's hind legs in there too so they can't get away. Nothing worse than a squirmer...

[QPR]

Only when I am wearing my big rubber boots. Then it's just a matter of getting the sheep's hind legs in there too so they can't get away. Nothing worse than a squirmer...

Hi Hatter

lol

[upsman_17]

Hi...................


Do you know me knowing you?

[jmeijer]

Why won't this ******* stop making new accounts? CCM, just give her an IP-ban.

[joaquim]

Hi...................

Hatter you're back already? Welcome back.

[QPR]

Bored of this crap now

CCM please act ffs

[DoubleBarrelMob]

Hi...................

The new hatter?

[QPR]

The new hatter?

Yep, no surprise seeing as IP bans are not being dished out ffs.........................

[QPR]

QPR....... Don't you have two football forum too manage? Why are you moaning every single post....

Grow a pair............. Stop tying too oppress free speech and boss people about over the Internet......... Blah blah blah.... I'm qpr..... Your saying stuff I don't like..... Blah blah your a plum...... Mark let me tell you how too go you job.... Blah wing do emote...... Blah blah I hate everyone.... Your all plums No wants too dance too the beat of your drum......

Your stick has sh1t on it mate......

You know what hatter.....Everytime i have been to wales we have nicked your birds and slapped a few cardiff and swansea fans about

Your just a troll who is easily found out, stop giving it the bigun on here pal

[Philo Beddoe]

QPR....... Don't you have two football forum too manage? Why are you moaning every single post....

Grow a pair............. Stop tying too oppress free speech and boss people about over the Internet......... Blah blah blah.... I'm qpr..... Your saying stuff I don't like..... Blah blah your a plum...... Mark let me tell you how too go you job.... Blah wing do emote...... Blah blah I hate everyone.... Your all plums No wants too dance too the beat of your drum......

Your stick has sh1t on it mate......


LOL!!!!!!! I dont think he likes you so much

[QPR]

Stop getting into arguments over the Internet...... Insulting everyone....... And being a general forum moaner

I don't care you rasist....

Hatter, Please clarify what a "rasist" is?

Many thanks

[Philo Beddoe]

You know what hatter.....Everytime i have been to wales we have nicked your birds and slapped a few cardiff and swansea fans about

What the hell does all that noise mean?

[QPR]

Not if he "slaps" my country men..... Pillages our women......

Haha he thinks he's a Viking by day..... Internet toughtnut cop by night....

I wont be drawn into your stupid drivel

Goodnight

[Philo Beddoe]

Not if he "slaps" my country men..... Pillages our women......

Haha he thinks he's a Viking by day..... Internet toughtnut cop by night....


He's a jackoff of all trades

[upsman_17]

Please clarify are you hard?


2 days in a row, to what do we owe the honor?

[Philo Beddoe]

Because..... Your sounding like a pathetic... Hatefull rasist little man with a chip on his shoulder...?

Maybe you could offer him one of those digestives that Ive read about on here. Maybe it would settle his stomach and he wouldnt be so cranky.

[Philo Beddoe]

Lol might do....

I think he needs too realise he can't control people over the Internet....... And he should have realised when he signed up to a GAME forum it was not going too be serious.....

He needs too stop his hussy fits..... Getting abusive and chill out....

Yeah, I,ve been lurking the forums for awhile now and have read all his cry baby tantrums and thought I might try to set him straight. I'm Philo Beddoe damit. I'm a bad bad man, I beat up Tank Murdoch.

[jobadass]

It reads like Obama but because of that it will be Hitler or Stalin or Lenin or Mau or something Fox News would love to print.You sound like you don't think Obama should be in that group. Why?
Oh, and does Ireland have Fox news?

[Chester78]

You sound like you don't think Obama should be in that group. Why?
Oh, and does Ireland have Fox news?

Dammit I love you, jobadass!!!

[jobadass]

Dammit I love you, jobadass!!!Was going to post the youtube link about people from PA clinging to guns and religion, but then I remembered the Obama regime forced them to take anything negative about King Barack Hussein Obama down.

[jobadass]

Dammit I love you, jobadass!!!btw, You still got my #?

[Chester78]

btw, You still got my #?

Your number?

[jobadass]

Your number?yep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

[Chester78]

yep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

Hahaha...oh THAT number! Of course! Like I could ever forget...

[upsman_17]

I missed you big arms buddy..... They make me feel so safe

I bet you say that to all the guys.

[Tiger187]

qpr are u in here??

[upsman_17]

qpr are u in here??

He's probably gonna be sleepin for a bit. You'll have to wait a few more hours to play.

[QPR]

Because..... Your sounding like a pathetic... Hatefull rasist little man with a chip on his shoulder...?

Spell checker playing up?

[Philo Beddoe]

Really.... You must have wrote that first thing this morning....... I must have been on you mind all night.....

*shudders at the thought..... Hope had nice dreams of fun dreams of forum moderation...... Buddy

u DO NOT want to know what chicken F'ers dream about at night. sick sick bas"turds" they are