iteachem
06-22-2012, 10:32 AM
We have four available models to choose from:
The Unsatisfactory Getaway Car... you will need remediation and work on basic driving skills..
The Partially Proficient Getaway Car... you know what a gas pedal is but good luck getting anywhere
The Proficient Getaway Cart... yes you can successfully drive away from that latest bank robbery
and
The Advanced Getaway Car---welcome to the head of the class.. you can not only drive but are guaranteed elude the local policia time and time again
oh and with any purchase we will throw in the offensive rifle (because being polite just isn't your thing)
***each vehicle has been certified and appraised by the independent vehicle assessment board of your local region***
The Unsatisfactory Getaway Car... you will need remediation and work on basic driving skills..
The Partially Proficient Getaway Car... you know what a gas pedal is but good luck getting anywhere
The Proficient Getaway Cart... yes you can successfully drive away from that latest bank robbery
and
The Advanced Getaway Car---welcome to the head of the class.. you can not only drive but are guaranteed elude the local policia time and time again
oh and with any purchase we will throw in the offensive rifle (because being polite just isn't your thing)
***each vehicle has been certified and appraised by the independent vehicle assessment board of your local region***