yo money rises again

[yomoney]

hello hatters and puching bags i am here to find ace wiggle how come i cant find u and havent been able to for at least three days i stopped story mode and only robbing but my lvl is gonna change and i was promised an attempted ass whippin so wtf where are u do i have lessen my army to find u or what

[Swifty]

@yomoney

Add me to your list of pu(n)ching bags.

[Swingle007]

You talking to me buttsuck?

[yomoney]

what lvl are u

[yomoney]

yeah slap monkey where are u i cant find u what is mafia size

[upsman_17]

hello hatters and puching bags i am here to find ace wiggle how come i cant find u and havent been able to for at least three days i stopped story mode and only robbing but my lvl is gonna change and i was promised an attempted ass whippin so wtf where are u do i have lessen my army to find u or what


What's with all the emoticons you leave spammed on people's walls in-game. Do you avoid words because you are self conscious of your horrible spelling? :D

[Swingle007]

Sig updated, keep climbing......him just a widdle guy....whah, I want my bwanket! Lmfao

[yomoney]

no just bored with talkin so u get pictures

[joaquim]

Yo sh!thead add me to your list asswipe. I ain't f**king scared of someone who just talks a bunch of BS.

[Swingle007]

yeah slap monkey where are u i cant find u what is mafia size

500 strong, I'm no rat.....bring it, don't sing it!

[yomoney]

no ur stats are lower than mine

[yomoney]

ok excuse me you have lvled up ill be right there

[yomoney]

joaqium u are to low and to small little girl

[joaquim]

I find it funny how yomoney thinks he's all that but I'm gonna laugh even harder when he gets his ass kicked real hard.

[yomoney]

by who u all are to small

[yomoney]

jesus i mean u only have an attk of 14k at lvl 97 u have aneternity to go

[joaquim]

joaqium u are to low and to small little girl

Do me a favor and stay at that level until I get there and we'll find out which one of us is the little girl.

[Swingle007]

ok excuse me you have lvled up ill be right there

"I've been waiting for a girl like you...."

Sorry, had an 80s flashback......lol cya soon bub.

[joaquim]

jesus i mean u only have an attk of 14k at lvl 97 u have aneternity to go

That's not my actual attack. That's my attack based on how many mafia members I can take to battle. As I keep leveling up, using my respect points and Tapjoy gold I'll get stronger.

[yomoney]

i hope u improve ur statsor it will be one sided im at 122 right now tomorrow night should be at 124 so dont go any where bubby boy

[yomoney]

tapjoy use real money looser or are u to poor kinda look it scragly to not much into hygene huh

[Chester78]

by who u all are to small

I'm not too (it's "too" not "to") small!!! Come at me, bro!!

[upsman_17]

no just bored with talkin so u get pictures


Does your helmet have a chinstrap?

[joaquim]

tapjoy use real money looser or are u to poor kinda look it scragly to not much into hygene huh

Spending real money on the game isn't very wise as there are more important things in life to spend real money on and that is why I use Tapjoy as my source for gold.

[yomoney]

inbred ur back i saw ur thread about my grammar that was cute obviously i dontcare try to find something worth insulting me over like ur mom or sister maybe grandma i like wrinkles

[yomoney]

well when u have it and it doesnt matter then spend it thats why i work for a living

[Chester78]

tapjoy use real money looser or are u to poor kinda look it scragly to not much into hygene huh

Good Lord, you really need to go back to school.

[yomoney]

i would wait for u joaquim but i have to thumpon acey swinger

[joaquim]

Good Lord, you really need to go back to school.

That won't be necessary. What we need is a condom and a time machine.

[yomoney]

no was way to much fun woud probably kill me now

[joaquim]

no was way to much fun woud probably kill me now

I can't understand what you're trying to say. Please use better grammer.

[Chester78]

inbred ur back i saw ur thread about my grammar that was cute obviously i dontcare try to find something worth insulting me over like ur mom or sister maybe grandma i like wrinkles

Wait? What? You want me to insult you "over like my mom or sister or grandma you like wrinkles"? Can someone please translate?

[yomoney]

well ucant use either so dont worry

[Chester78]

that won't be necessary. What we need is a condom and a time machine.

hahahaha!!!!

[yomoney]

u need a trans later ok if u are that stupid i will tell u like the looks of them or u is enough of an in sult anyway i have a life so bye chumps and thanks for the memories remember i will get yomoney $%^%$%%

[joaquim]

Wait? What? You want me to insult you "over like my mom or sister or grandma you like wrinkles"? Can someone please translate?

I think what he's trying to say is that he wants you to insult his sister and his mom. The grandma part, I have no clue.

[joaquim]

u need a trans later ok if u are that stupid i will tell u like the looks of them or u is enough of an in sult anyway i have a life so bye chumps and thanks for the memories remember i will get yomoney $%^%$%%

Hey if you didn't already now Chester is a woman and you can not talk to women that way.

[Chester78]

I think what he's trying to say is that he wants you to insult his sister and his mom. The grandma part, I have no clue.

I thought we stopped telling "yo momma" jokes in the nineties.

[Chester78]

Hey if you didn't already now Chester is a woman and you can not talk to women that way.

I don't even know what he just said to me. :)

[joaquim]

I thought we stopped telling "yo momma" jokes in the nineties.

No my friends at school still say them sometimes.

[joaquim]

I don't even know what he just said to me. :)

He called you an ugly slut.

[dudeman]

Yomoney, are you CCM just taking the piss? All of this "I will get yo money, yo money is my money" crap sounds like something a Conzio employee would say.

What are your stats? At level 122 you've got another 30 levels to go before you get to where all the real money's at.

[upsman_17]

inbred ur back i saw ur thread about my grammar that was cute obviously i dontcare try to find something worth insulting me over like ur mom or sister maybe grandma i like wrinkles

Sweet, I like yo momma jokes!

Unfortunately I dont have enough money, cuz yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

But we really should get off of momma's, cuz I just got off yours.

[Chester78]

He called you an ugly slut.

Oh my! Classy! AND very creative!

[Chester78]

Sweet, I like yo momma jokes!

Unfortunately I dont have enough money, cuz yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

But we really should get off of momma's, cuz I just got off yours.

Well played, UPS guy. Well played.

[joaquim]

Sweet, I like yo momma jokes!

Unfortunately I dont have enough money, cuz yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

But we really should get off of momma's, cuz I just got off yours.

LMAO! How about this one. yo momma's so stupid when she stopped at stop sign she waited until it said go.
Is my d!ck an instrument cuz yo momma blew it last night?

[Dipstik]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg?w=720

[upsman_17]

yo money's mom is so fat...when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

[Nudie]

This is the most interesting thread today. Very indicative of how far into the gutter the forum has fallen. :(

[upsman_17]

yo money's mom is so fat...when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

And you know where she learned it from? It's cuz yo money's grandma was so fcuking fat every time they went out to eat, she just looked at the menu and said, "OK!"

[Chester78]

This is the most interesting thread today. Very indicative of how far into the gutter the forum has fallen. :(

Why? Because he called me an inbred, ugly slut? ;)

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so fat that after I had sex with her I rolled over 20 times and was still on top of her.

[Dipstik]

Yo momma's so fat, she got diabetes and lost both legs below the knee before she died young to congestive heart failure!

no... wait... that's not right. Dammit, how do you do this?

[Nudie]

Why? Because he called me an inbred, ugly slut? ;)

No no no, I'm sure you're not inbred or ugly. :p

[Chester78]

Yo momma's so fat, she got diabetes and lost both legs below the knee before she died young to congestive heart failure!

no... wait... that's not right. Dammit, how do you do this?

Dipstick wins.

[Chester78]

No no no, I'm sure you're not inbred or ugly. :p

Hahahaha....true, I'm just a slut.

[Nudie]

Hahahaha....true, I'm just a slut.

Pretty quick on the uptake. I like this lass. ;)

[upsman_17]

Yo momma's so fat, she got diabetes and lost both legs below the knee before she died young to congestive heart failure!

no... wait... that's not right. Dammit, how do you do this?


Lol. Like this...

yo money's mom is so fat, everytime she turns around he has to throw her a welcome back party.

That's why he needs to rob everyone so much...b itch eats ALOT.

[Chester78]

Pretty quick on the uptake. I like this lass. ;)

My folks have always told me I'm smarter than the average bear. Oh, and I also have good "B.S.".

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so fat her stomach gets to the front door 15 minutes before she does.

[Chester78]

How do I not know a single yo momma joke?! I can't contribute at all!

[joaquim]

How do I not know a single yo momma joke?! I can't contribute at all!

Go online and look for some.

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[upsman_17]

yo moneys mom is so ugly...her nickname is "DAAAAAMN"

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so stupid she stole a free sample.

[Nudie]

My folks have always told me I'm smarter than the average bear. Oh, and I also have good "B.S.".

B.S. is acceptable. Hope you don't have bad B.O. :p

[joaquim]

I'm logging out in a moment so this is my last one for the day.
yo money's mom is so stupid she gave birth to yo money.

[Chester78]

I'm logging out in a moment so this is my last one for the day.
yo money's mom is so stupid she gave birth to yo money.

Hahahaha....good one.

[Chester78]

B.S. is acceptable. Hope you don't have bad B.O. :p

No, I most certainly do not have B.O. :)

[Nudie]

No, I most certainly do not have B.O. :)

I would guess you have a feminine yet horsey scent? :p jk

[Chester78]

I would guess you have a feminine yet horsey scent? :p jk

Yes, it's called horse sh1t. :)

[Nudie]

Yes, it's called horse sh1t. :)

ROTL LMAO..... can I come over for a sniff? LOL LOL :o

[Chester78]

ROTL LMAO..... can I come over for a sniff? LOL LOL :o

Go for it, I'll leave my front door open. Good luck getting past my dogs! :)

[upsman_17]

Heyyyyy.....what happened to yo money? We did what he wanted and told jokes about his mom.....

[Chester78]

yomoney:

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/f959f3d7.jpg

[yomoney]

ok dude man just look im there u should see pune and all ur mom jokes suck

[Nudie]

Now now we are all amongst friends. Let's give our brother yomoney a break. :) Isn't he also one of God's creatures?

[koralene]

Yomoney what's your in game name??? :)

[dudeman]

ok dude man just look im there u should see pune and all ur mom jokes suck

Are you addressing me, or is this another punctuation fail?

Actually, never mind... The entire comment makes no sense.

[upsman_17]

yomoney:

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u505/chester1978/f959f3d7.jpg


Lol! That was a good one.


Yo money's mom is so poor, they put her face on the front of a food stamp.

[i need muney]

Another day, another freak show :)

[Fig O Ni]

I just want to say if yo money like to diss peoples families then you should not fall to his level by dissing his mum it just not fair to anyone mum to be dissing them when you never met them.

[Max Power]

Yo momma's so fat, she got diabetes and lost both legs below the knee before she died young to congestive heart failure!

no... wait... that's not right. Dammit, how do you do this?

Yo mommas so fat, smaller fat chicks orbit around her.

[Max Power]

ok excuse me you have lvled up ill be right there

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Mackiesback/Pulp-Fiction-ball-gag-scene.jpg

[upsman_17]

I just want to say if yo money like to diss peoples families then you should not fall to his level by dissing his mum it just not fair to anyone mum to be dissing them when you never met them.

I hear ya Fig, what you are saying makes perfect sense...for everyone else but me. :) Because I have met yo money's mom. And let's just say my jokes have been kind.

[upsman_17]

Yo mommas so fat, smaller fat chicks orbit around her.

Lol. Welcome to the yo money's momma thread Max.

[Fig O Ni]

@upsman.

I see what your saying but if you ignore it works.

Pooham sent me over 4 PM's which I clearly didn't reply to.

Then he got his bum chum sandman to post on my ingame message I ignored his messages.

Then once his ban run out to post ingame he sent me messages again I didn't respond to.

The reason for pooham doing it was found out by me today, the reason was to cause a reaction and by causing a reaction he was able to stop another person posting so in truth he succeeded in his plan but I was too clever for his dumb games.
Conzio listens to him fast he may be their messiah.

Now in truth he his in pain because some people love the attention and by replying to his threads you are feeding his psychotic behavior.

He like a poor version of pooham.

Seen one you seen them all.

[joaquim]

Now now we are all amongst friends. Let's give our brother yomoney a break. :) Isn't he also one of God's creatures?

No he's the spawn of satan.

yo money's mom is so fat when a bus rolls down the road she yells STOP THAT TWINKEY!

[Boom]

Yo momma's so fat that she weighs the same as u

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

[Murda]

Has anyone seen this joker in game yet? Is his name yomoney in game too? I sure don't want to miss him in my rivals list

[Chester78]

I just want to say if yo money like to diss peoples families then you should not fall to his level by dissing his mum it just not fair to anyone mum to be dissing them when you never met them.

...but he called me an inbred, ugly slut. Then he asked me to insult his mother, which I really wasn't going to do but c'mon, that picture is funny!! When else would I ever have the opportunity to share it? I only posted it at his request. :)

[upsman_17]

...but he called me an inbred, ugly slut. Then he asked me to insult his mother, which I really wasn't going to do but c'mon, that picture is funny!! When else would I ever have the opportunity to share it? I only posted it at his request. :)


Yes indeed it's true, I was there. He did call Chester those things then asked us to insult his mom, grandma, and sister. And I was more than happy to oblige. :D

[Chester78]

Yes indeed it's true, I was there. He did call Chester those things then asked us to insult his mom, grandma, and sister. And I was more than happy to oblige. :D

See! We're only doing what he asked! I don't think I could insult a grandmother, though...doesn't feel right. She's from another generation.

[joaquim]

then asked us to insult his mom, grandma, and sister. And I was more than happy to oblige. :D

And so was I.

[joaquim]

yo money's mom is so fat when she sat on the toilet seat it sang: ABCDEFG GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME!

[yomoney]

wow u guys are the most online adicted people ever i have made 4 threads and they all have been viewed huge thnx i guess no f$#$@

[joaquim]

Back for more mom insults?

[Chester78]

wow u guys are the most online adicted people ever i have made 4 threads and they all have been viewed huge thnx i guess no f$#$@

While you were lurking (a term I know well!) on this thread today, I shod 12 horses (one correctively to open up his heels and round out his front foot), took my one of my dogs to the vet to make sure her mouth is healing after they removed 15 teeth last week, made 3 new clients, took a bath, spoke to a client about a horse with navicular disease I'm going to adopt to save his life so he's not put down Monday, called my Dad and both of my grandpa's to say Happy Father's Day, fixed my AC, and opened a beer. What did you do, yomoney?

[joaquim]

While you were lurking (a term I know well!) on this thread today, I shod 12 horses (one correctively to open up his heels and round out his front foot), took my one of my dogs to the vet to make sure her mouth is healing after they removed 15 teeth last week, made 3 new clients, took a bath, spoke to a client about a horse with navicular disease I'm going to adopt to save his life so he's not put down Monday, called my Dad and both of my grandpa's to say Happy Father's Day, fixed my AC, and opened a beer. What did you do, yomoney?

That sounded like a nice day. I played Crime City and was on the forums for a while, watched the Portugal vs. Holland game (Portugal won 2-1 is on their way to the quarter finals to play against Czech Republic where they'll win and go to the semi finals :)), watched Immortals on DVD, played some soccer, and now I'm here. We had eventful days while yomoney was probably lurking on his thread and jacking off to gay porn.

[Chester78]

I assumed he was fantasizing about inbred, ugly sluts.

[Chester78]

Oh, I forgot I also ordered a new Oxy-acetylene torch to weld tungsten carbide (or borium) onto horseshoes and some fabulous new super tall white patent leather heels to go with the incredibly tiny Betsy Johnson dress I bought last week. Busy day.

[joaquim]

Ever since summer vacation started, my days haven't been busy at all. My busiest days are probably Saturday. I go to the movies and eat lunch and dinner at restaurants and sometimes run errands with my parents.

[Chester78]

Ever since summer vacation started, my days haven't been busy at all. My busiest days are probably Saturday. I go to the movies and eat lunch and dinner at restaurants and sometimes run errands with my parents.

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Want to come to CO and learn how to be a corrective shoer?

(By the way, this song popped up on my playlist today on my way to a job, and of course I thought of you, joaquim. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UftStYuqE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

[joaquim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UftStYuqE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

I love that song! By the way that's not an actual Nirvana song. It's a cover of David Bowie's song. Never heard the original version but love the Nirvana version. Nirvana is my favorite band. Did it remind you of me because the guy in my avatar is Kurt?

[Chester78]

I love that song! By the way that's not an actual Nirvana song. It's a cover of David Bowie's song. Never heard the original version but love the Nirvana version. Nirvana is my favorite band. Did it remind you of me because the guy in my avatar is Kurt?

I know it's not an original Nirvana song, joaquim, but still one of my favorites. Yes, it reminded me of you because your avatar is Kurt Cobain. :)

[joaquim]

Kurt Cobain is awesome. 1994 was easily one of the worst years in the history of mankind. my great grandma died, Kurt Cobain died, and Justin Beiber was born. Did you know that there's enough evidence to support the fact that Kurt Cobain did not kill himself. If you want to know, ask me tommorow. I'm going to go take a shower then I'm off to bed. See ya later!

[upsman_17]

While you were lurking (a term I know well!) on this thread today, I shod 12 horses (one correctively to open up his heels and round out his front foot), took my one of my dogs to the vet to make sure her mouth is healing after they removed 15 teeth last week, made 3 new clients, took a bath, spoke to a client about a horse with navicular disease I'm going to adopt to save his life so he's not put down Monday, called my Dad and both of my grandpa's to say Happy Father's Day, fixed my AC, and opened a beer. What did you do, yomoney?

So...how was that bath? ;-)

[sez]

So...how was that bath? ;-)

+1

C? How was it?

[Chester78]

Haha...I took a shower, not a bath. Bathing in my own filth has never been very appealing to me. My shower, however, was awesome.

[Chester78]

Any more bait you would like me to snatch, my dears?

[Nudie]

Haha...I took a shower, not a bath. Bathing in my own filth has never been very appealing to me. My shower, however, was awesome.

Do you keep your boots on when you're in the shower like a real cowboy?:p

[Chester78]

Do you keep your boots on when you're in the shower like a real cowboy?:p

Hahahaha!!! Weirdo.

[Nudie]

Hahahaha!!! Weirdo.

It's to keep from being bit from snakes and scorpions and other such creatures out on the range.

[Nudie]

Hahahaha!!! Weirdo.

Weirdo would be wearing boots while doing it turtle style in the shower. :p

[upsman_17]

Weirdo would be wearing boots while doing it turtle style in the shower. :p

THAT would be weird. Definately a 3rd date move for sure.

[Chester78]

I still don't know what turtle style is.

[upsman_17]

I still don't know what turtle style is.

It's this sick, immature sexual act that someone (not me) made up.

[Nudie]

It's this sick, immature sexual act that someone (not me) made up.

Anyone care for a demonstration? :p
C, You have to get off from your horse and leave your boots in your shower for it to work.