Dillinja here is my answer.

[Fig O Ni]

No need as yet.

The man was fake from day one.
What really happened was when he was tried for cheating, using his dog's name as his in game name.

I understand the game is called crime city but dog's name.

So when he got questioned by the big boys, we ourselves didn't have all the facts, so with the facts we had the case against him was weak.
So man got let off.

Behind the scenes another group wanted him to be their leader, this is no dibby dibby group, so had big money to back up there enquiry.
So when they used their resources they found many skeletons in his cupboard.

As we were cool with the group they gave us the damning information & told us that they wouldn't be interested in him being there commander in charge.

So then we told him to leave quietly by quitting but instead he wanted compensation to go which after he running is more a slap in the face.

So he got Fired!!!!!
Another day in crime city.

Now about the duracell, if you looked closer.
It's the olympic torch.
I knew it was too bright that you couldn't focus it properly.

[QPR]

You on those funny fags again fig?

[Dravak]

I don´t care on CC family is almost complete again *sniff sniff sobs* just missing maniax :P ..and the people banned .
And we can go drinking on the forum again LMAO :P

And kill ourself the next days :D

[Joeycool]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/30sznyv.gif

[Fig O Ni]

I don´t care on CC family is almost complete again *sniff sniff sobs* just missing maniax :P ..and the people banned .
And we can go drinking on the forum again LMAO :P

And kill ourself the next days :D

Where is Mani & Joe Crime.
I'll be driving so juice for me.

[Dravak]

Mani hasn´t been around for a while , joe was sighted a couple days ago or yesterday ... I seriously don´t know .
After the payam drama and deleted **** stuff about RL , was a bit drunk a couple days :D ..

So don´t sue me , jobass has a drunk thread somewhere floating around :D where most of the stuff went on .

[Fig O Ni]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/30sznyv.gif

Oh my, that is tuff Joey.
She is looking prettier than she is confused.

Ask the Dillinja he may enlighten you what we are on about.
Just didn't want to go too off topic either.

[Fig O Ni]

Mani hasn´t been around for a while , joe was sighted a couple days ago or yesterday ... I seriously don´t know .
After the payam drama and deleted **** stuff about RL , was a bit drunk a couple days :D ..

So don´t sue me , jobass has a drunk thread somewhere floating around :D where most of the stuff went on .

Yeah the Jobadass thread was the bomb.

I posted early on, in that thread, that thread title made me laugh nicely done by him.
I heard the forum the new alchy's get together area.
LOL, nice highjacking of the forum.

[koralene]

I don´t care on CC family is almost complete again *sniff sniff sobs* just missing maniax :P ..and the people banned .
And we can go drinking on the forum again LMAO :P

And kill ourself the next days :D

Drinking... did somebody mention drinking??? i sure need a big cocktail and a man :p

[Dravak]

Drinking... did somebody mention drinking??? i sure need a big cocktail and a man :p

You can´t handle drinks :P , you would be in the gutter before I am even lightheaded ;)

Oh wait nevermind , you would spike my drinks wouldn´t you to win :S ....

[Fig O Ni]

Fig, you know when it comes down it commander knew the ammunition silo was empty.
Can't fight without any ammo and a squad full of deserters.

As for the Olympic torch, come on now...you look like Diouf on a bad day.
You know D speaks the truth!

Who said there was a silo it was just a bunch of cheerleaders

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2192/funnycatpicturecutekitt.jpg

What happened the the Brazilian beach wear girl?

[Nudie]

Oh goody. Is this a drunk riddle thread? :o

[koralene]

@ fig... hahahahaha... that is brilliant. :p

[Fig O Ni]

Oh goody. Is this a drunk riddle thread? :o

You always welcome to add a riddle.
Do you have the answer yet.


@ fig... hahahahaha... that is brilliant. :p

Thank you.

[koralene]

Random question... how do you make your pics so big? i've been trying on mine but doesn't work. the new one in my profile is really small :(

[Swifty]

Never too early in the day for a shot of Absinthe.

[sez]

Random question... how do you make your pics so big? i've been trying on mine but doesn't work. the new one in my profile is really small :(

LOL! that's the pic? might as well be in a trench coat........

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/adamsez24/youre_so_lame_card-p137139786970886453z85p0_400.jpg

[Nudie]

Random question... how do you make your pics so big? i've been trying on mine but doesn't work. the new one in my profile is really small :(

Rubbing it gently usually makes it expand. :p

[koralene]

Never too early in the day for a shot of Absinthe.

i don't know what that is but kind of fond of apple martinis hahahaha :p

[Nudie]

You always welcome to add a riddle.
Do you have the answer yet.



Thank you.

Er... what's the question?

[Fig O Ni]

Random question... how do you make your pics so big? i've been trying on mine but doesn't work. the new one in my profile is really small :(

Send me the picture I'll resize it.

In honestly use a paint app or when you upload the picture it asked what size to covert the picture to.
I keep at the default which is 880x600 pix.

Also avatar and profile pictures are at max of 150x150.

[koralene]

Send me the picture I'll resize it.

In honestly use a paint app or when you upload the picture it asked what size to covert the picture to.
I keep at the default which is 880x600 pix.

Also avatar and profile pictures are at max of 150x150.

pm me your email addy :p or just email me and i'll send it. thanks hun. i'll give you a big KISS!!! LOL :p

[Fig O Ni]

Rubbing it gently usually makes it expand. :p

You are crazy but if it was an exam you would of pass with distinction.


Er... what's the question?

If a man look in the mirror and see no reflection.

But everyone else can see he is looking in the mirror with his mouth open.

What is he?

[Fig O Ni]

pm me your email addy :p or just email me and i'll send it. thanks hun. i'll give you a big KISS!!! LOL :p

Wait I'm sprinting.
Two seconds.

[sez]

You are crazy but if it was an exam you would of pass with distinction.



If a man look in the mirror and see no reflection.

But everyone else can see he is looking in the mirror with his mouth open.

What is he?

Vampire? ...message to short...

[Nudie]

You are crazy but if it was an exam you would of pass with distinction.



If a man look in the mirror and see no reflection.

But everyone else can see he is looking in the mirror with his mouth open.

What is he?

That would be me a few weeks ago. The steam from the shower fogged up my mirror and I was taking pictures with my phone. Had my mouth open in kind of a "come hither" pose. I didn't know if anyone was watching though.

[sexkitteh]

pm me your email addy :p or just email me and i'll send it. thanks hun. i'll give you a big KISS!!! LOL :p

open full size picture in Paint - and resize it to the "legit" pixel dimensions. Then Save it as a GIF so that it makes a small file.

[Nudie]

pm me your email addy :p or just email me and i'll send it. thanks hun. i'll give you a big KISS!!! LOL :p

If you send it to me I can try rubbing gently on it for you. :o

[Nudie]

open full size picture in Paint - and resize it to the "legit" pixel dimensions. Then Save it as a GIF so that it makes a small file.

That sounds too technical. It might work... :D

[Fig O Ni]

That would be me a few weeks ago. The steam from the shower fogged up my mirror and I was taking pictures with my phone. Had my mouth open in kind of a "come hither" pose. I didn't know if anyone was watching though.

This riddle is definitely not referring to you but you are so close.
Maybe next try you'll get it.

[Nudie]

This riddle is definitely not referring to you but you are so close.
Maybe next try you'll get it.

Now you've got me all curious. Could you PM me the answer? I'll give you a big kiss. :p

[upsman_17]

Drinking... did somebody mention drinking??? i sure need a big cocktail and a man :p


Take out the "tail" and here I am! :D


Sorry....was that inappropriate?

[Nudie]

Take out the "tail" and here I am! :D


Sorry....was that inappropriate?

LOL. I wish I'd thought of that!

[koralene]

fig... just sent you some and an extra one for being nice :p

[Fig O Ni]

Now you've got me all curious. Could you PM me the answer? I'll give you a big kiss. :p

It infront of your face, I'm going to PM the answer as there is no point google for the answer as it is an original riddle.


fig... just sent you some and an extra one for being nice :p

I'll check now brb.

[koralene]

Take out the "tail" and here I am! :D


Sorry....was that inappropriate?

lmao... here we go again. i really need a drink for this :p

[Nudie]

It infront of your face, I'm going to PM the answer as there is no point google for the answer as it is an original riddle.



I'll check now brb.

Hahah hahahah... Thanks Fig. Pucker up Big Boy. :o

[Fig O Ni]

Hahah hahahah... Thanks Fig. Pucker up Big Boy. :o

Knew you like it.

Nudie don't be jealous but them pictures are dame fine.

[upsman_17]

lmao... here we go again. i really need a drink for this :p


Whatcha havin'?

[Nudie]

Knew you like it.

Nudie don't be jealous but them pictures are dame fine.

What pictures? Now I'm jealous. LOL.

[koralene]

Knew you like it.

Nudie don't be jealous but them pictures are dame fine.

hahaha... thanks hun. you finally see my eyes :p

[Nudie]

hahaha... thanks hun. you finally see my eyes :p

Oh! But I bet you don't see her ears. :p

[koralene]

Whatcha havin'?

nothing tonight hun :) i'm just chillin at home... watching a movie.

[Fig O Ni]

Oh! But I bet you don't see her ears. :p

You are correct, but beggars can not be choosers.

@Kora
I've sent the pictures back in the forum size.

[koralene]

got them hun :p changed now as well... lol.

[koralene]

flippin hell... that looks huge now lmao (no remarks guys :p)

[upsman_17]

nothing tonight hun :) i'm just chillin at home... watching a movie.


That's okay too....I guess. I'll forgive it, just this once.

[Fig O Ni]

flippin hell... that looks huge now lmao (no remarks guys :p)

I've seen them in full size so I'll just be quite.

[sexkitteh]

flippin hell... that looks huge now lmao (no remarks guys :p)

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2009_Gamer/009GMR_Ramsey_Moore_001.jpg

[Nudie]

flippin hell... that looks huge now lmao (no remarks guys :p)

OMG is that you? I wish I was that straw. LOL :o

[enahs1]

flippin hell... that looks huge now lmao (no remarks guys :p)
That's what she said! ;)

[Fig O Ni]

That's what she said! ;)

How are doing santa, long time no see?

[upsman_17]

How are doing santa, long time no see?

enahs is Santa?

[enahs1]

enahs is Santa?
No I'm not...

[sexkitteh]

enahs is Santa?

Yeah - it's Santa backwards and you add an H after the S and remove TA and replace it with E.

You see????

[sexkitteh]

No I'm not...

CLASSIC SANTA ANSWER!

You are a genius Fig

[enahs1]

More like enahs is my name backward, illiterate much? Jk

[Nudie]

No I'm not...

I see it! If you rearrange all the letters of "enahs1" you get "Sanh1e"!. I believe that's Santa in Swahili.

[sexkitteh]

More like enahs is my name backward, illiterate much? Jk

I was being sarcastic o_0

[Joeycool]

enahs is shane backwards.

Just sayin'

[enahs1]

I was being sarcastic o_0
And I was joking, hence jk

[sexkitteh]

enahs is shane backwards.

Just sayin'

You are this late for the party __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __

[sexkitteh]

And I was joking, hence jk

:D

+1 nudie btw... tooooo funny...

[Nudie]

:D

+1 nudie btw... tooooo funny...

I love you too, even if you are a scary clown. :p

[sexkitteh]

I love you too, even if you are a scary clown. :p

Whaaaaaa???? I'm super approachable!

I won't eat you till I've completely earned your trust... then be scared...

[Joeycool]

You are this late for the party __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __

Not really. Check the time stamps. Posted all at 22:18.

[upsman_17]

Whaaaaaa???? I'm super approachable!

I won't eat you till I've completely earned your trust... then be scared...


Do they all float down there?

[sexkitteh]

Do they all float down there?

All of them! Come and see!

[sexkitteh]

Not really. Check the time stamps. Posted all at 22:18.

it twas a joke sir

[Nudie]

it twas a joke sir

Clowns aren't allowed to joke. They just do slapstick.

[sexkitteh]

So is dillinja banned? is that what's going on?

I'm so confused about the original msg the OP was trying to send...

I miss dillinja :(

I feel like they are trying to sell me on a nigerian scam...

I'm like WHAAAAA?????? a bazillion yen??? wait - your dying???

WHAT?!

[upsman_17]

So is dillinja banned? is that what's going on?

I'm so confused about the original msg the OP was trying to send...

I miss dillinja :(

Yeah, I was wondering about the msg too. I think it may be something special shared between the two of them. ;)

[koralene]

dillinja is still kicking around lol :)

[upsman_17]

CLASSIC SANTA ANSWER!

You are a genius Fig

Maybe you are Santa!

[sexkitteh]

Maybe you are Santa!

I am santa... durrrrr

[sexkitteh]

I'm a shape-shifting clown f00 - or did you forget?

[upsman_17]

I am santa... durrrrr

Did the level and stats on your sig jump significantly in the past day? I thought you were like L50 with 1/2 those stats.

[Nudie]

Yeah, I was wondering about the msg too. I think it may be something special shared between the two of them. ;)

I wondered about the msg three. But why would they be using coded messages on an open forum? Why would they not just PM each other? Are they trying to share some scandalous information with everyone? Is there going to be another shocking announcement? More derahmah? Stay tuned,,,

[upsman_17]

Are they trying to share some scandalous information with everyone? Is there going to be another shocking announcement? More derahmah? Stay tuned,,,


There's a thought. Yay, for more drama. Forum was kinda boring today.

[Fig O Ni]

I leave the forum for 5 min and there is some confusion started.

Let me just clear it for you I can say fact jazz is enahs1.
I know santa aka ratachu is jazz.

So do the equation it equals, tarell is enahs1.

Enahs1 am I correct?

[joaquim]

I leave the forum for 5 min and there is some confusion started.

Let me just clear it for you I can say fact jazz is enahs1.
I know santa aka ratachu is jazz.

So do the equation it equals, tarell is enahs1.

Enahs1 am I correct?

Your equation confuses me.

[Nudie]

I leave the forum for 5 min and there is some confusion started.

Let me just clear it for you I can say fact jazz is enahs1.
I know santa aka ratachu is jazz.

So do the equation it equals, tarell is enahs1.

Enahs1 am I correct?

Classic misdirection.

[sexkitteh]

Did the level and stats on your sig jump significantly in the past day? I thought you were like L50 with 1/2 those stats.

Yeah - TL goals are leveling me like crazy.

[Fig O Ni]

@Nudie & joaquim

It not confusing to who the question is intended to.

But forget it that account be retired in a few days.

[enahs1]

I leave the forum for 5 min and there is some confusion started.

Let me just clear it for you I can say fact jazz is enahs1.
I know santa aka ratachu is jazz.

So do the equation it equals, tarell is enahs1.

Enahs1 am I correct?
I am myself dumb ass... I have no second account

[iteachem]

I am myself dumbass... I have no second account

Fig is not a dumb**** you may disagree but no need for that.

[mnju_03]

teach I love that avy.

[enahs1]

I was kidding, what happened to fig's old account

[joaquim]

Fig is not a dumb**** you may disagree but no need for that.

There's no need for that all the time but when someone's falsely accusing you of being an alter ego of a dumb little bastard then there is a need for that.

[enahs1]

There's no need for that all the time but when someone's falsely accusing you of being an alter ego of a dumb little bastard then there is a need for that.
Amen......

[Fig O Ni]

teach I love that avy.

I agree bad man av & last question before jazz retired the forum was his in game name terell?

[iteachem]

teach I love that avy.

Thanks...good catch.

[enahs1]

No that's me in game. I thought Jazz was actually santa in which in that case would have been santa in game

[iteachem]

There's no need for that all the time but when someone's falsely accusing you of being an alter ego of a dumb little bastard then there is a need for that.

Hey joaquim.. were you around on forums when the whole Santa thing went down? If not it was pretty bad and I think that some of the long time members are pretty wary of that happening again. Anyway... unless you 100 percent sure Santa is not Enahs etc, I would stay out of this one. I don't plan on getting involved other than to state that Fig has been one of the major contributors to this forum and doesn't warrant being called anything.

[mnju_03]

Jazz' name in game was terrel or something... :-/

[enahs1]

Hey joaquim.. were you around on forums when the whole Santa thing went down? If not it was pretty bad and I think that some of the long time members are pretty wary of that happening again. Anyway... unless you 100 percent sure Santa is not Enahs etc, I would stay out of this one. I don't plan on getting involved other than to state that Fig has been one of the major contributors to this forum and doesn't warrant being called anything.
Your a science teacher right? Don't teachers know everything? I'm not Santa for the last time, I'm a kid so I won't rage on you since that would be disrespectful but I was here after before Santa had an account (I think I was). And I have been talking to Joaquim since he joined.

[joaquim]

Hey joaquim.. were you around on forums when the whole Santa thing went down? If not it was pretty bad and I think that some of the long time members are pretty wary of that happening again. Anyway... unless you 100 percent sure Santa is not Enahs etc, I would stay out of this one. I don't plan on getting involved other than to state that Fig has been one of the major contributors to this forum and doesn't warrant being called anything.

I've visited the forums while this went down but wasn't a member at that time.

[mnju_03]

Whatever the reality is... no one can prove it, nothing matters anyways... it's not a big deal.
Just names on a screen in a iPhone app's forum... Get along or move along... :)

On that note, I love ya'll.... all my online buddies. I get much social and comedic sanctification.

[iteachem]

Your a science teacher right? Don't teachers know everything? I'm not Santa for the last time, I'm a kid so I won't rage on you since that would be disrespectful but I was here after before Santa had an account (I think I was). And I have been talking to Joaquim since he joined.

Any teacher who states they know everything needs to stop teaching.

I didn't claim you were Santa, I advised Joaquin to stay out of it.

I object to your use of profanity and called you on it.

[Fig O Ni]

Whatever the reality is... no one can prove it, nothing matters anyways... it's not a big deal.
Just names on a screen in a iPhone app's forum... Get along or move along... :)

On that note, I love ya'll.... all my online buddies. I get much social and comedic sanctification.

Agreed, Move on but any finny business I'm watching you.

[enahs1]

You think dumb ass is profanity? It is quite mild. I bet you more then half your 7th graders use much much worse words. And you are implying that I'm santa

[mnju_03]

Move on but any finny business I watching you.

I got something you can watch.... It's this awesome show Heroes! lol...

[joaquim]

You think dumb ass is profanity? It is quite mild. I bet you more then half your 7th graders use much much worse words.

+1. There are countless words that are dirtier than dumbass. When I was in 7th grade, even 6th grade, my friends used words that are far dirtier than dumbass.

[upsman_17]

Not for nothing, but if somebody was implying i was Santa, I'd be pretty fcuking pissed too. Was that too profane?

[upsman_17]

Not that I know the truth either way...just sayin. I need proof to label someone Santa.

[mnju_03]

I didn't swear until I was 18...didn't drink until I was 22... I'm a fcuking psycho now, though.

[enahs1]

Not for nothing, but if somebody was implying i was Santa, I'd be pretty fcuking pissed too. Was that too profane?
+1
I'm ticked

[fuzzy]

Ok....since I screen shoots of Santa being the little cheater that he was I will get involved.

Here it is....is your hood different a different size? Can't go by buildings because you could have sold them.

http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh500/knaveljustin/Crime%20City%20Public/Santa.jpg

[mnju_03]

You mad bro?

[joaquim]

I didn't swear until I was 18...didn't drink until I was 22... I'm a fcuking psycho now, though.

I didn't swear untill I was 11...never had a sip of alcohol, still waiting untill I turn 21.

[enahs1]

for the last time, IM NOT HIM
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj499/enahs1237/12a20b2a.jpg

[joaquim]

They're not gonna give up, enahs. They're probably gonna say something like that was on a different device and keep accusing you. To me though, that's enough proof to show that you're not him.

[fuzzy]

Well guys there are less roads?

Also the Italian Resturants are different levels, santa was higher unless he got complete reset.

Who is Spartcus is the next question? I was always pointing him to be Santa. Kissing a$$ by trying to make a new best of best thread and so fourth.

[iteachem]

And you are implying that I'm santa

Please quote the post where I implied you were Santa.

[mnju_03]

Um hello.....you have 3 requests waiting....

[Dr BoneCrusher]

for the last time, IM NOT HIM
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj499/enahs1237/12a20b2a.jpg


What are you farming at the boardwalk rustys?

[enahs1]

Hey joaquim.. were you around on forums when the whole Santa thing went down? If not it was pretty bad and I think that some of the long time members are pretty wary of that happening again. Anyway... unless you 100 percent sure Santa is not Enahs etc, I would stay out of this one. I don't plan on getting involved other than to state that Fig has been one of the major contributors to this forum and doesn't warrant being called anything.
This one...

[mnju_03]

I'd also like to get this clear now... I'm not Santa either....

[joaquim]

Well guys there are less roads?

Who is Spartcus is the next question? I was always pointing him to be Santa. Kissing a$$ by trying to make a new best of best thread and so fourth.

This thread just turned into an accuse other people of being Santa. If you keep talking about Santa, you're gonna make it sound like he's an important figure in our lives because we don't stop talking about him. So let's just quit the Santa talk.

[enahs1]

I'm farming M4s ;)

I'm not farming anything there, I went there to see if there was any good paying out job.

[Dr BoneCrusher]

I'm farming M4s ;)

I'm not farming anything there, I went there to see if there was any good paying out job.


Rustys aren't a bad idea I heard the next event item will be a rust remover

[mnju_03]

Seriously guys... I'm not Santa... I'm Hannuka Harry!

[iteachem]

This one...

I don't see anything in this that implied you were Santa...

point 1: asked joaquim if he was around during the santcastrophe
point 2: advised to stay out (since it appears its between fig and you)
point 3: stated i am not getting involved other than stating that fig is a major contributor

[Fig O Ni]

Ok terrell acounts on the ipad now just to prove your not santa why not show us a picture of your ipod account too.

As you said the ipad belongs to your dad.

Or we can move on.
This is getting no where.
I just asked how you was santa.

[enahs1]

My iPad is mine, I won it off of nickelodeon sweepstakes.
But here is my iPod account
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj499/enahs1237/dff93ade.jpg

[Fig O Ni]

I believe you

How you won nickelodeon sweepstakes.
Is it wifi or 3g ipad.

[upsman_17]

I am myself dumb ass... I have no second account

This


for the last time, IM NOT HIM
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj499/enahs1237/12a20b2a.jpg

+ this.


My iPad is mine, I won it off of nickelodeon sweepstakes.
But here is my iPod account
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj499/enahs1237/dff93ade.jpg

+ this.

Makes my head hurt.

So you DO have 2 accounts?

[Fig O Ni]

Bro delete that page I said I believe you.

[upsman_17]

Ahhhhhh......gotcha. I should probably stop smoking now. :)