My stats suck and I'm drunk, so ask me anything

[jobadass]

Not to be confused with anyone with killer stats, mine suck and I'm drunk, so you better ask quick

[mnju_03]

How do you want me?

[jobadass]

How do you want me?in a gas chamber

[Swifty]

@JBA

My stats suck, but I am not drunk yet.

[mnju_03]

in a gas chamber


You can do better.

[Eyelusion]

in a gas chamber'

Classic! ROFL!

[Swingle007]

Do you ever sing Culture Club songs in the shower?

Lmao

[joaquim]

If you could have sex with any girl in the world who would it be?

[jobadass]

@JBA

My stats suck, but I am not drunk yet.I'll take that as a question Swifty. Grab beverage, open, enjoy, all good with the world.

[jobadass]

Do you ever sing Culture Club songs in the shower?

Lmaoyes but I cant spell Commocommocamelian

[jobadass]

If you could have sex with any girl in the world who would it be?Jennifer Anniston for props, Jenna Jamison for exp points

[Swingle007]

yes but I cant spell Commocommocamelian

Hahaha nice!

[joaquim]

If you and the ugliest girl on the planet were the last two people on Earth and you had to repopulate the planet with her, would you do it or be responsible for the extinction of the human race? Remember this is the ugliest girl on the planet we're talking about.

[Chester78]

in a gas chamber


yes but I cant spell Commocommocamelian

I have to post a picture in response to this comment, but I don't know how. Please tell me how!

[jobadass]

If you and the ugliest girl on the planet were the last two people on Earth and you had to repopulate the planet with her, would you do it or be responsible for the extinction of the human race? Remember this is the ugliest girl on the planet we're talking about.if she could breed orally...we're good

[joaquim]

I have to post a picture in response to this comment, but I don't know how. Please tell me how!

Copy and paste.

[Chester78]

in a gas chamber


If you could have sex with any girl in the world who would it be?

Angelina Jolie.

[joaquim]

If you had the chance to have sex with the hottest girl in the world but she had all known venereal diseases know to man would you still bang her even if it meant you would catch some diseases?

[jobadass]

I have to post a picture in response to this comment, but I don't know how. Please tell me how!dammit, this is a drunk post! Please don't screw it up by figuring sht out!

[jobadass]

If you had the chance to have sex with the hottest girl in the world but she had all known venereal diseases know to man would you still bang her even if it meant you would catch some diseases?I think I did last weekend. At 1st it burned when I peed, now I'm pissing fire

[Chester78]

dammit, this is a drunk post! Please don't screw it up by figuring sht out!

But I want to figure it out, and that didn't work! Help!

[joaquim]

I think I did last weekend. At 1st it burned when I peed, now I'm pissing fire

Would you do it again?

[Dravak]

If you and the ugliest girl on the planet were the last two people on Earth and you had to repopulate the planet with her, would you do it or be responsible for the extinction of the human race? Remember this is the ugliest girl on the planet we're talking about.


Pfttt true beauty is only skin deep , you can turn the ugliest woman on this planet into a babe .
You can't change a soul of a person :p

[mnju_03]

Pfttt true beauty is only skin deep , you can turn the ugliest woman on this planet into a babe .
You can't change a soul of a person :p

Truth.....

[jobadass]

yes but somebody needs to bring in an extinguisher,cuz my junks on fire

[joaquim]

If you were payed all the money in the world would you have buttsex with another man?

[jobadass]

If you were payed all the money in the world would you have buttsex with another man?how much you got?

[Dravak]

yes but somebody needs to bring in an extinguisher,cuz my junks on fire

I am not waisting my beer , use the golden rain wuzzz ;)

[Chester78]

Since nobody is going to help me, here you go:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=304759206266677&set=a.194651810610751.47057.194650670610865&type=1&theater

[jobadass]

If you were payed all the money in the world would you have buttsex with another man?and I assume you want me to give you a reach around when I'm hittin that?

[joaquim]

how much you got?

If you were payed all the money in the world. That means trillions of dollars but I don't have that kind of money. I'm just wondering if you would do it.

[jobadass]

Since nobody is going to help me, here you go:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=304759206266677&set=a.194651810610751.47057.194650670610865&type=1&theaterLOL took me to facebook. some shiy about kum & go

[jobadass]

If you were payed all the money in the world. That means trillions of dollars but I don't have that kind of money. I'm just wondering if you would do it.yes. no question. I would then dominate Crime City and have enough left over to buy a pizza

[Chester78]

LOL took me to facebook. some shiy about kum & go

It's a karmakarmakarma chameleon picture!

[joaquim]

Well I'm out of questions for now. I'll come back if I come up with something else. Chester why don't you throw some questions at him while I'm thinking.

[Gaming Will]

Ok I have had 2 (not telling what beverages) and had to come out of hiding for this one. Sorry guys, too much drama at inlaws family reunion and then drama here too. I cant take it. I haven't even checked my own thread. But jobadass you are ok in my book.

[jobadass]

It's a karmakarmakarma chameleon picture!lol I get it now! I'm drunk..remember? And Joaquim is trying to slip me the internet roofey

[Dravak]

2 Will gee come on 3 more and the world looks nice :D
And everything makes sense , you can laugh it off the drama here ... sadly the other one has to be manouvered tactfully ;)

[jobadass]

Ok I have had 2 (not telling what beverages) and had to come out of hiding for this one. Sorry guys, too much drama at inlaws family reunion and then drama here too. I cant take it. I haven't even checked my own thread. But jobadass you are ok in my book.Will, it's bad when you come here to get away from drama. And the feeling is mutual my friend.

[Chester78]

Well I'm out of questions for now. I'll come back if I come up with something else. Chester why don't you throw some questions at him while I'm thinking.

Yes dear. Jobadass, before I ask my questions, how old are you?

[jobadass]

Yes dear. Jobadass, before I ask my questions, how old are you?Let me answer your question with a question. (was working at a jail and on lunch break came up with this joke)
What's the last thing you want to hear when you show up for a 1st date?
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC

[upsman_17]

if she could breed orally...we're good

Ding ding ding. That is the correct answer sir.

[jobadass]

Yes dear. Jobadass, before I ask my questions, how old are you?oh, sorry, 40

[Chester78]

Let me answer your question with a question. (was working at a jail and on lunch break came up with this joke)
What's the last thing you want to hear when you show up for a 1st date?
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC

Hahaha! Are you liberal or conervative? (because I want to tell a joke...)

[Dravak]

Hahaha! Are you liberal or conervative? (because I want to tell a joke...)

Tell it anyway :p people either have humor or they don't , don't worry chiefer is not around lately !

so quick :D

[Dipstik]

Are you Payam?

[Chester78]

What is red and yellow and looks good on a hippie?

[jobadass]

Hahaha! Are you liberal or conervative? (because I want to tell a joke...)totally conservative, which is why I love a good joke

[Dravak]

What is red and yellow and looks good on a hippie?

The spanishe Flag ? ...

I don't know :p

[jobadass]

Are you Payam?not yet....look out

[617Pats]

Rosie Odonell, Chaz Bono, Rosanne Barr. Kill One, Marry One, F**k One. You have too choose one option to do with each of them. You cant use the same option more then once. Go.

[Chester78]

What is red and yellow and looks good on a hippie?

Fire. . . . .

[jobadass]

What is red and yellow and looks good on a hippie?tell!!!!!!!!

[Chester78]

totally conservative, which is why I love a good joke

You're a 40 year old conservative from PA? You're my new best friend. 😃

[Dipstik]

Careful guys... I got banned for 3 days for talking about politics. Totally worth it, though.

[Gaming Will]

Careful guys... I got banned for 3 days for talking about politics. Totally worth it, though.

Welcome back Dipstick!

[Chester78]

Careful guys... I got banned for 3 days for talking about politics. Totally worth it, though.

I'm not talking politics!

[jobadass]

You're a 40 year old conservative from PA? You're my new best friend. ��trying to keep it real up here. We still have some that believe that working is your best bet for earning a living. Unions are trying to bring it down but the new Governor is doing well. Check out the "Castle Doctrine" he passed. You come to my house, uninvited...I shoot you, no problem.

[jobadass]

Careful guys... I got banned for 3 days for talking about politics. Totally worth it, though.I forgot that Funzio/Gree is out of Cali. I should have made my in-game name 'Nancy piece of Pelosi'

[joaquim]

It's getting late and I'm going to bed so here's my last question of the day. If you were stranded on an island with nothing to eat or drink would you drink your own piss and eat your own sh!t?

Yea I know it's less dirty than the other ones but I was getting tired and running out of ideas.

[Chester78]

I forgot that Funzio/Gree is out of Cali. I should have made my in-game name 'Nancy piece of Pelosi'

Hahaha...haha....hahahaha...

[jobadass]

It's getting late and I'm going to bed so here's my last question of the day. If you were stranded on an island with nothing to eat or drink would you drink your own piss and eat your own sh!t?

Yea I know it's less dirty than the other ones but I was getting tired and running out of ideas.Honestly, no. piss will dehydrate you and fecal matter is never a good idea....there's a reason you sh1tted it out.

[Nudie]

This is the best thread in a very long time. ROFL. Thanks jobadass.

[Nudie]

I have a question.
Jo bad ass
Are you really a nasty little girl named "Jo"? :confused:

[Gaming Will]

Are we all going to get banned over this?

[mnju_03]

At least we go as a family.

[Chester78]

Are we all going to get banned over this?

I hope not. This is too much fun!

[Gaming Will]

*goes and chugs another drink to get over inlaws/forum drama *

Son of a crap.

[iteachem]

Son of a crap.

What was the other parent?

[jobadass]

I have a question.
Jo bad ass
Are you really a nasty little girl named "Jo"? :confused:don't you wish!

[jobadass]

Are we all going to get banned over this?At this point, who really cares?

[Gaming Will]

What was the other parent?

I'm slow and that took me a minute. I guess the other parent would have to be a son of a *****.

I added my own stars. So teach you out of school for the summer?

[Gaming Will]

At this point, who really cares?

What a way to go out!

*chugs another Platinum*

[jobadass]

What was the other parent?Was that a question for me or Will? O fuk it, I'll answer it; yes

[iteachem]

I'm slow and that took me a minute. I guess the other parent would have to be a son of a *****.

I added my own stars. So teach you out of school for the summer?

Sort of...no more kids,but working writing curriculum, tech training for new staff, etc

[jobadass]

What a way to go out!

*chugs another Platinum*It's good mate...just gotta talk wit an accent. cheers

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

Does Chester Logo make you think about going Brokeback....(despite shes a girl I might add)

[jobadass]

Does Chester Logo make you think about going Brokeback....(despite shes a girl I might add)No....but I hadn't realized she was a she. Hmmmmmm, maybe.
All I can say definately is that your Avy makes me want to puke. That's some demented sh1t right there

[Chester78]

What a way to go out!

*chugs another Platinum*

Platinum BL? My man!

[ColdMaffiaBaroness]

first face transplant pt ever

[Chester78]

Does Chester Logo make you think about going Brokeback....(despite shes a girl I might add)

I love that non horse people immediately make references to Brokeback when they see anyone riding a horse.

[Fig O Ni]

You Go JoBadAss.

This is the thread I was waiting for.

My question is simple.

Wassup???

[jobadass]

I love that non horse people immediately make references to Brokeback when they see anyone riding a horse.So you're saying that the "cold mUUfia" thing isn't your thing?

[jobadass]

You Go JoBadAss.

This is the thread I was waiting for.

My question is simple.

Wassup???Sup with you, brother Fig? As the OP says....drunk

[Chester78]

So you're saying that the "cold mUUfia" thing isn't your thing?

I don't get it.

[Gaming Will]

I ride trail horses, but they fo sure aren't brokeback.

[jobadass]

I don't get it.me neither, but I'm drunk...remember?

[jobadass]

I ride trail horses, but they fo sure aren't brokeback.you trail ride broken horses. wow, you're a friggin rebel :)

[Chester78]

me neither, but I'm drunk...remember?

Me too. 😊

[Dravak]

Right now everybody is drunk , great :p .... lmao

[jobadass]

Me too. ��
Perfect! see you over in the marathon later!

[Gaming Will]

you trail ride broken horses. wow, you're a friggin rebel :)

Don't be jealous.

[Steve0]

Jo what Good beer do you drink and please dont say Coors, Bud or Miller. Side note horses are good for glue and dog food. I grew up with 4 of them.

[jobadass]

Jo what Good beer do you drink and please dont say Coors, Bud or Miller. Side note horses are good for glue and dog food. I grew up with 4 of them.Actually I drink Miller Lite when at the bar.Drinking bourbon now because I'm pro.

[Chester78]

Jo what Good beer do you drink and please dont say Coors, Bud or Miller. Side note horses are good for glue and dog food. I grew up with 4 of them.

All horses?

[Steve0]

I prefur alot more flavor. Drinking New Belgium Ranger IPA damn good Shiz not much of a hard A person drank to much in high school.

[Steve0]

All horses? I guess you can Keep some for the Amish they still need transportation.

[jobadass]

I guess you can Keep some for the Omish they still need transportation.they are "Amish" and probably have less respect for horses than you.

[Fig O Ni]

Sup with you, brother Fig? As the OP says....drunk

Still you can't be that bad as you do make perfect sense.

I'm buzzing too with a big grin on my face.:D

[Chester78]

I guess you can Keep some for the Amish they still need transportation.

SteveO, come ride my horses and then you might have a different opinion of them.

[jobadass]

Still you can't be that bad as you do make perfect sense.

I'm buzzing too with a big grin on my face.:Dlove the Avy bro.

[Fig O Ni]

There was going to be a future protest if I didn't put it back up.

But he's back to look after the forum.

Miss the joker.

[jobadass]

SteveO, come ride my horses and then you might have a different opinion of them.I have this weird opinion of approximatelty 40% of people that post on this forum lately; bunch of flaming, trolling douchebags. While good people continue to hang their hats and walk away, we get an influx of those that only want to be a$$holes.

[Steve0]

I grew up around them, friends have them. I bet your horses are great. I always told my mother thats what they were good for.

[Steve0]

I have this weird opinion of approximatelty 40% of people that post on this forum lately; bunch of flaming, trolling douchebags. While good people continue to hang their hats and walk away, we get an influx of those that only want to be a$$holes. Sorry back to your Q&A

[jobadass]

I grew up around them, friends have them. I bet your horses are great. I always told my mother thats what they were good for.OK. I admitted from the OP that I was drunk. No wonder I can't figure out wtf you are saying.

[Chester78]

I have this weird opinion of approximatelty 40% of people that post on this forum lately; bunch of flaming, trolling douchebags. While good people continue to hang their hats and walk away, we get an influx of those that only want to be a$$holes.

Did you just call me a flaming, trolling douchebag? I didn't know girls could be flaming! Or douchebags! Maybe trolling...I learn something new every day.

[Chester78]

I grew up around them, friends have them. I bet your horses are great. I always told my mother thats what they were good for.

Not all horses are great, but I'd like to introduce you to some that are. 😊

[k0de]

totally conservative, which is why I love a good joke
Totally conservative? You mean... as in Teabagger?

[Dravak]

Did you just call me a flaming, trolling douchebag? I didn't know girls could be flaming! Or douchebags! Maybe trolling...I learn something new every day.

What he means is very simple , trolls aren't bad as long they can make a point , or make people laugh.
It is the hate speech trolling a troll that is not needed .
If somebody irritates you that much , just stop reading the post the nonesense , or make usefull remark .
What most people do nowadays is snap at people for no reason , from there on try to make a debate that they are right , others are wrong , instead of starting a debate with a fixed discussion point .

Ad honiem , is today standard attack the person not the idea or discussion ,
Example is constructive threads , so little people can ad constructive long essay anymore ,
Cause always a asshat saying TLDR ... well they want one liner .
So they can always go HUH don't understand , cause if they don't take time to read a essay .
How can they understand sophisticated one liners ;)


So don't take offense to job , he is just being a bit down mood now .

[Chester78]

What he means is very simple , trolls aren't bad as long they can make a point , or make people laugh.
It is the hate speech trolling a troll that is not needed .
If somebody irritates you that much , just stop reading the post the nonesense , or make usefull remark .
What most people do nowadays is snap at people for no reason , from there on try to make a debate that they are right , others are wrong , instead of starting a debate with a fixed discussion point .

Ad honiem , is today standard attack the person not the idea or discussion ,
Example is constructive threads , so little people can ad constructive long essay anymore ,
Cause always a asshat saying TLDR ... well they want one liner .
So they can always go HUH don't understand , cause if they don't take time to read a essay .
How can they understand sophisticated one liners ;)


So don't take offense to job , he is just being a bit down mood now .

Oh D, you must know I was joking. 99% of the time my posts are sardonic..

Could you please say, "ad honiem", again? Your words are making me, well, you know...

[Dravak]

Oh D, you must know I was joking. 99% of the time my posts are sardonic..

Could you please say, "ad honiem", again? Your words are making me, well, you know...

ROFL LMAO No I do not know ! ... ;)

[Chester78]

ROFL LMAO No I do not know ! ... ;)

C'mon, say it one more time! For me? 😊😊😊😊

[Dravak]

C'mon, say it one more time! For me? 😊😊😊😊

adore the horse ? :p

come on is there no end to your greed lol ;) , you already have a dog , a pirate hatter .. a horse a baldman ... gee cowgirl you going for the record wildest woman online ...

Nah am not moving to utah :p can't compete with the horse sowwwy ......

[Chester78]

adore the horse ? :p

come on is there no end to your greed lol ;) , you already have a dog , a pirate hatter .. a horse a baldman ... gee cowgirl you going for the record wildest woman online ...

Nah am not moving to utah :p can't compete with the horse sowwwy ......

Sad face. :(

[Dravak]

Sad face. :(

Here facts and fiction .

Pirate no problem kick away his hat ,,, and he goes walking the plank.
Dog well go fetch a bone ...
Baldie no worries , have nice hair ...

Horse :s man those are scary things lol ... you know how big they are ;) .

[Chester78]

Here facts and fiction .

Pirate no problem kick away his hat ,,, and he goes walking the plank.
Dog well go fetch a bone ...
Baldie no worries , have nice hair ...

Horse :s man those are scary things lol ... you know how big they are ;) .

D, just say ad honiem one more time. Puhlease!!! Ill give you a virtual high five! Maybe even a virtual butt tap!!

[Dravak]

D, just say ad honiem one more time. Puhlease!!! Ill give you a virtual high five! Maybe even a virtual butt tap!!

THATS ALL .... godsake I must be losing my touch :p ...

Man had beter offers then that , see keep away of women with horses ;)
They are simply too high and too .... lol nevermind :p

[Chester78]

THATS ALL .... godsake I must be losing my touch :p ...

Man had beter offers then that , see keep away of women with horses ;)
They are simply too high and too .... lol nevermind :p

Too what??..

[Dravak]

Too what??..

Ain't no mountain high enough :p look that up and find the answer ...

[Chester78]

Ain't no mountain high enough :p look that up and find the answer ...

You're such a tease, D. :)

[Dravak]

You're such a tease, D. :)

Really who me , nobody ever said that before to me :p , nooooooooo mam ...

Never evaaarrr lol ..

Let me see titles earned the biggest pain in the butt on the whole internet ..
Mister Charimastic lmao
The most self rightous person ..
Big gangsta ...

Oh well can ad tease to it to ;) still room left :p

[jobadass]

Bumpbump bump bump bumb. B I'm thuggin it

[Swingle007]

Lol hello drunk thread replacement! Heeheehee

[jobadass]

Lol hello drunk thread replacement! Heeheehee
I have no idea why the other went away, but sad I missed it! A lot can happen in an hour

[joaquim]

Lol hello drunk thread replacement! Heeheehee

Alright a replacement! Let's just hope this one doesn't get deleted.

[joaquim]

I have no idea why the other went away, but sad I missed it! A lot can happen in an hour

I didn't post in that thread but I did read it and it was the funniest thread ever. I never knew there was such a thing as turtle style untill reading that thread.

[jobadass]

I didn't post in that thread but I did read it and it was the funniest thread ever. I never knew there was such a thing as turtle style untill reading that thread.
Dude you just put me into a coughing fit!

[Nudie]

It was a great thread. Short lived but great. Amen. :p

[Eyelusion]

I'm so glad I read it before it died.

RIP

[joaquim]

I'm so glad I read it before it died.

RIP

Wasn't it the funniest thing ever?

[jobadass]

It was a great thread. Short lived but great. Amen. :pI'm going to get my kids out of bed and whoop em for making me miss the tail end of that thread!

[2Legit]

Not to be confused with anyone with killer stats, mine suck and I'm drunk, so you better ask quick

You type pretty damn well for a drunk man and a hella multi-tasker too.

When I get drunk, I talk gibberish, but then again, I talk like that when I'm on here 

[jobadass]

You type pretty damn well for a drunk man and a hella multi-tasker too.

When I get drunk, I talk gibberish, but then again, I talk like that when I'm on here I'm pro. what else can I say? Xept nice a$$

[Johnny70]

I'm pro. what else can I say? Xept nice a$$
ok I got a question, are you drunk again or is this like some kind of a three day weekend binge thing?

[upsman_17]

Damn, and I thought people would hate turtle style. I was gone for an hour or so. Did I miss anything specifically that got it shut down or was it just the thread as a whole?

[joaquim]

Damn, and I thought people would hate turtle style. I was gone for an hour or so. Did I miss anything specifically that got it shut down or was it just the thread as a whole?

My guess it was the whole thread. I read all of it and everything was dirty.

[Chester78]

My guess it was the whole thread. I read all of it and everything was dirty.

What?!?! I NEVER say anything dirty. NEVER!

[upsman_17]

Bummer. I was coming back for more.

[joaquim]

I was about to throw out a couple of sex jokes but never did. Should've done it before the thread got deleted.

[Jerry Van Valkenburg]

Ever tried Amaretto and Lemonade? It's a great Summer Drink. It's 101 Degrees in Austin Tx. Amaretto and Lemonade cuts the Heat. Jerry V-Austin Tx:cool:

[Gaming Will]

Damn, and I thought people would hate turtle style. I was gone for an hour or so. Did I miss anything specifically that got it shut down or was it just the thread as a whole?

I was gone for a day... What did we miss?

[upsman_17]

I was gone for a day... What did we miss?

Koralene started a drunk thread earlier that became highly inappropriate right quick. Some unscrupulous forum members even went so far as to discuss hybrid turtle sexual positions........it was appalling.

[mnju_03]

Koralene started a drunk thread earlier that became highly inappropriate right quick. Some unscrupulous forum members even went so far as to discuss hybrid turtle sexual positions........it was appalling.

Real sick fcuks.

[Nudie]

Real sick fcuks.

No one was complaining before...

[Gaming Will]

Hahaha... *goes to fridge*

[koralene]

i wondered who started all the trouble???? hahahahahaha

[iamthedl]

What a way to go out!

*chugs another Platinum*
Man I love that sh!t!

[jobadass]

Bumpin it.

[Dipstik]

Bumpin it hybrid turtle style!

[jobadass]

any way we can get it!

[Nudie]

@ jobadass
You still drunk? LOL :p

[Dravak]

no he went to sleep bleh , and i ran out of beer , and it is now officially morning ..

[mnju_03]

Jennifer Anniston for props, Jenna Jamison for exp points

Yes................Totally!

[jobadass]

@ jobadass
You still drunk? LOL :pSorry for taking a month to answer, but yes

[Gaming Will]

Hahaha, whatcha drinking?

[jobadass]

bourbon and gingerale, running low on gingerale so I'm being very conservative with it

[Gaming Will]

So onto bourbon and water... Might not feel good in the am. But hey, cheers buddy.

[jobadass]

Not a necro, but nestalgia.
Loved this thread and I miss 3 people:
Will... great guy
Upsman (have no idea how there's a B under his name...he was cool as hell)
Joaquim before he went rubber-room

I'm out to have drinks with friends. Planning on being capable of answering anything anyone might want to know later.
If I'm capable of reading