Chuck Norris is so strong he.... ( fill in the blank )

[mnju_03]

Doooooo it.

[Euchred]

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris

[Ramshutu]

2005 called, it want it's meme back.

[joaquim]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands now their just called the Islands.

[Mikecore]

Won the bankbuster without opening any crate....

I want a 4th option during these events....The chuck Norris option button....1000% success...

[G Wiz]

This comment has been removed by Chuck Norris.

[vitus79]

.. can beat Payam, xenoke and Iceman at the same time without even playing cc

[Dipstik]

I was going through my mafia recently and removing anyone not named Alex. I got to "chuck Norris" and decided to leave him alone. Not a joke.

[vitus79]

I was going through my mafia recently and removing anyone not named Alex. I got to "chuck Norris" and decided to leave him alone. Not a joke.

haha that made me lough :)

[Joe Crime]

he can slam a revolving door. Plus when he goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Joe Crime.
Yep, that was no typo.

[Chester78]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo1kNGGEle0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[BOS]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.