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PawnXIIX
05-30-2012, 09:53 PM
I don't even know if this deserves a topic but this bothers me so much and I have no idea why, I'm also wondering if anybody else noticed this:

Police Baton:
Attack - 3
Defense - 8

Reinforced Police Baton:
Attack - 1
Defense - 3

re·in·force/ˌrē-inˈfôrs/
Verb:
Strengthen or support, esp. with additional personnel or material.
Strengthen (an existing feeling, idea, or habit).

Problem?

dudeman
05-30-2012, 10:39 PM
Police Baton: sucks
Reinforced Police Baton: really sucks.

Exactly what is being reinforced isn't clear, but I think it is the fact that the item is worse than it's crappy twin.

blondealex
05-30-2012, 10:43 PM
I was wondering who "enhanced" the bikes? They should be fired.

PawnXIIX
05-30-2012, 10:45 PM
I was wondering who "enhanced" the bikes? They should be fired.

Another great example of how none of the item titles make sense :P

xclusiv
05-30-2012, 10:50 PM
yes there are some names that make no sense

RijilV
05-30-2012, 11:10 PM
The police chief car vs police car always bugged me

jaywalker
05-30-2012, 11:14 PM
I was wondering who "enhanced" the bikes? They should be fired.

The reason the attack/defence is so low; it's hard to shoot and defend yourselves at 180 MPH.

PawnXIIX
05-30-2012, 11:54 PM
The reason the attack/defence is so low; it's hard to shoot and defend yourselves at 180 MPH.

I was thinking that it's so light that you'd need to run somebody over a good 4 or 5 times before you really did much damage :/

doinkent
05-31-2012, 12:07 AM
does it really matter? dont lose too much sleep over it

Dipstik
05-31-2012, 05:44 AM
Yes it matters!

Swifty
05-31-2012, 06:08 AM
@doink

I am having trouble sleeping because of it.

Ranier
05-31-2012, 07:51 AM
How does gold make a weapon powerful much less blood

PawnXIIX
05-31-2012, 08:26 AM
I am having trouble sleeping because of it.

I already lost sleep from the events so i'm just awake now. Also if anyone wants a laugh somebody just failed 4/5 times to take the laundromats from me...Why would you try so hard for $60?

Help! My economy is now completely crippled D:

Gaming Will
05-31-2012, 08:43 AM
I already lost sleep from the events so i'm just awake now. Also if anyone wants a laugh somebody just failed 4/5 times to take the laundromats from me...Why would you try so hard for $60?

Help! My economy is now completely crippled D:

I had a guy try to rob me... Then brillianltly tried to attack.... Then offered up his code to join. Lol.

Dorian Gray
05-31-2012, 08:54 AM
How does a Desert Eagle end up one of the weakest handguns at 2/2? A S&W 9mm has more stopping power at 3/2.

sexkitteh
05-31-2012, 10:02 AM
How does a Desert Eagle end up one of the weakest handguns at 2/2? A S&W 9mm has more stopping power at 3/2.

Have you ever shot a desert eagle compared to a 9mm? You will hit more with the 9mm - case closed :cool:

Dorian Gray
05-31-2012, 10:46 AM
Have you ever shot a desert eagle compared to a 9mm? You will hit more with the 9mm - case closed :cool:

Hitting it doesn't matter if it doesn't take it down. If I've got a 270 lb Mobster chargin' at me all hyped up on pcp, the bigger the gun the better. :p

sexkitteh
05-31-2012, 11:09 AM
Hitting it doesn't matter if it doesn't take it down. If I've got a 270 lb Mobster chargin' at me all hyped up on pcp, the bigger the gun the better. :p

if he's high on PCP, fak the gun, he'll eat your face! :cool:

no? too soon?

( ._.)

Dorian Gray
05-31-2012, 11:33 AM
if he's high on PCP, fak the gun, he'll eat your face! :cool:

no? too soon?

( ._.)

If you're talking about that freak of a dad, I had to look it up. I guess I missed that, that's some nasty stuff.

sexkitteh
05-31-2012, 01:06 PM
google -> images -> man eats man's face o_0

Do so at your own risk...

Some guy in Miami ate a dudes face while he was all high... cops had to shoot him 6 times before he died...

first 5 shots didn't even slow him down...

he managed to consume something like 75% of the mans face...

Anyways - lots of zombie and "ever been so mad you ate someones face" jokes going around the office :/

Dorian Gray
05-31-2012, 01:23 PM
google -> images -> man eats man's face o_0

Do so at your own risk...

Some guy in Miami ate a dudes face while he was all high... cops had to shoot him 6 times before he died...

first 5 shots didn't even slow him down...

he managed to consume something like 75% of the mans face...

Anyways - lots of zombie and "ever been so mad you ate someones face" jokes going around the office :/

Holy crap! I saw a different story, that one's insane!

*shakes head in horror*

G Wiz
05-31-2012, 01:41 PM
google -> images -> man eats man's face o_0

Do so at your own risk...

Some guy in Miami ate a dudes face while he was all high... cops had to shoot him 6 times before he died...

first 5 shots didn't even slow him down...

he managed to consume something like 75% of the mans face...

Anyways - lots of zombie and "ever been so mad you ate someones face" jokes going around the office :/Oh...

so that's what the contents of my stomach looks like on newly dry cleaned khaki's.

Thanks, I've always wondered about that!

Dorian Gray
05-31-2012, 01:44 PM
Oh...

so that's what the contents of my stomach looks like on newly dry cleaned khaki's.

Thanks, I've always wondered about that!

Good thing you're wearing your mask! ;)

G Wiz
05-31-2012, 01:48 PM
Good thing you're wearing your mask! ;)lol!!

You see those little holes on my mask?

Yea, they suck at stopping things smaller than quarters :P