Joeycools hotseat challenge....... $20 giveaway

[James Blunt]

This one is tough......

A single forum member will be in The hotseat..... Other forum members will be given the chance to ask them a question... They must answer honestly!!!! if a question arises that they are not prepared to answer... The person that asked the question the hotseat member was not prepared to answer takes control of the hotseat...


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If the hotseat guy does not answer within 4 hours..... Any forum member can claim the hotseat....

You must post " move your feet lose your seat to gain control of the hotseat"



This event last until joeycool sees fit....

The winner will not be who answers the most but the person who is most entertaining. Wins........ Joeycool will announce the winner and email them a $20 iTunes card


First forum member too post in this thread becomes the first person in the hotseat...

[Dipstik]

Sure?.. Extra characters

[James Blunt]

How much gold have you spent on crime city dipstik?

[tony187]

ok so weres my gift card?

[Dipstik]

Gold? Probably 500 or so from tapjoy. Two gc, one RC, some other buildings, and some on the bank buster event.

No real money spent.

[koralene]

i don't want the card but i'll play :)

[James Blunt]

Ever turned down real life Events so you can play crime city? If so what was it?

[Dipstik]

No, but I have sat in my office longer than I should have, and I've stopped in McDonald's parking lots on trips to open boxes.

[James Blunt]

Grrrr... Right put come the big guns....

Who is the forum member you are most attracted too?

[James Blunt]

Btw I lied about the gift card thing....... I made that bit up ;)

[Dipstik]

Based solely on avatar photos, 2legit. No question.

[James Blunt]

If you were too write a description of yourself for a dating profile.... What would this brief description say exactly.....

Write it...... ;)

[BobbyHill]

gay..................

[joaquim]

gay..................

We didn't need to know that.

[Dipstik]

Dating profile would probably go something like this: "married 30-something lawyer enjoys gaming, politics, and curling. Not sure why I'm posting this. Photo is probably shopped."

[joaquim]

I don't get it why is it called Joeycool's hotseat challenge if he was never asked one question.

[Johnny70]

Dating profile would probably go something like this: "married 30-something lawyer enjoys gaming, politics, and curling. Not sure why I'm posting this. Photo is probably shopped."
whats your most embarassing moment as a lawyer?

[Johnny70]

has your wife ever caught you with lip stick on your dipstik? well other than hers I mean...

[Johnny70]

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Johnny70]

do you have hair falling out of some places and growing other places you never thought they would?

[Dipstik]

I filed a brief in the court of appeals under the belief that I had a rock solid statutory argument. The law in question listed certain crimes that qualified, and my client was charged with something not on the list. The attorney general somewhat nicely pointed out that section XXX.XX(b) (the law my client was charged under) is included under XXX.XX, which is listed right there in the statute.

To this day I can't figure out how I misread that and didn't catch it through the process of writing and editing the brief.

[Dipstik]

has your wife ever caught you with lip stick on your dipstik? well other than hers I mean...

Nope, sorry

[Johnny70]

on a $10.00 bet If a lawyer and their legal assisstant get on seperate airplanes at Dallas fort worth airport which one arrives in Chicago first?

[Dipstik]

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.

A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

A3: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.

The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:



1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable.

2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.

3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.

NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "Partnership."

(Full Disclosure: Not my original joke... your question reminded me of it, though)

[Dipstik]

do you have hair falling out of some places and growing other places you never thought they would?

Not really, but I did find a shoulder hair once that was a LOT longer than the rest. I was all like "wtf?" Does that count :)

[Dipstik]

on a $10.00 bet If a lawyer and their legal assisstant get on seperate airplanes at Dallas fort worth airport which one arrives in Chicago first?

http://www.cultofmac.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg


hmmm... can't post pics?

[Johnny70]

are you going to split the gift card with me for setting you up with all the set up questions? 70/30?

[Dipstik]

Why? If you quit bumping the thread and it falls off or people get bored, I win, right?

[Gaming Will]

@dipstik,

Good sport, great answers.

[Johnny70]

ok 3 part question 1. How long have you been married? 2. how long have you been happily married? 3. Is your wife looking over your shoulder and did that affect your answer to part two?

[Joeycool]

If I got to choose the winner like the OP states, (If this was for real) Do you not think you would be wasting your time answering a single question?

[steamboatwilly]

@dipstick, good answers
@joeycool, lmao!

[Johnny70]

it was fun while it lasted lol

[Dipstik]

ok 3 part question 1. How long have you been married? 2. how long have you been happily married? 3. Is your wife looking over your shoulder and did that affect your answer to part two?

4 years, 4 years, no.

[Dipstik]

No, but I'm bored now and leaving for the night so someone can take over. The way to get me to quit would have been to ask anything identifying.

[James Blunt]

Can you tell me all about your current cout case?

[Dipstik]

Nope. I'd lose that one too. Not talking about my cases.

[James Blunt]

Guess it's me then :)

[Gaming Will]

Who has been your favorite person to torment on the forum?

[Dreno33]

Nope, sorry

she's never caught you?

EDIT: read that he asked you already. nvm

[xclusiv]

is this for real or another load of crap? i keep seeing these win giftcard threads but has anyone actually won anything or just some scam~?

[upsman_17]

is this for real or another load of crap? i keep seeing these win giftcard threads but has anyone actually won anything or just some scam~?

I indeed won $40 for the funniest story thread. This one however will win you nothing, as stated in post #10, hatter was pullin your leg. :)

[James Blunt]

Who has been your favorite person to torment on the forum?

Babytways " I got an itch for your glitch thread"

[Ramshutu]

Been over 4 hours..

" move your feet lose your seat to gain control of the hotseat"

Yeah I k ow there's no cash. I'm just an attention whore...

[Johnny70]

have you ever had to remove a klingon from your dogs butt?

[TMI]

Been over 4 hours..

" move your feet lose your seat to gain control of the hotseat"

[HavingFun]

have you ever had to remove a klingon from your dogs butt?

No I haven't buy that's a great question.