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upsman_17
05-23-2012, 02:19 PM
I would like to sincerely apologize to the forum community for creating such a horribly offensive thread earlier today. My hopes of getting people to laugh instead of harp on the recent negatives in the game no doubt caused great unrest and turmoil among the community. I apologize to Crime City Mark for having to take time out of his busy schedule of promptly answering concerns and fixing those hacking/cheater/glitch issues that have been plaguing the game to close down my offensive thread. I should have known better than to attempt this behavior in such a fascist environment. And lastly, I apologize to my momma because she raised me better than this. I'm sorry momma, I done bad, real bad. I hope in time my actions can be forgiven and I can move past this event as it does not represent what I am about.

Dipstik
05-23-2012, 02:21 PM
Pfft. It's the Internet. If your thread doesn't involve some number of girls and a completely different number of cups, it's not offensive enough. I'm more offended by the apology, honestly.

upsman_17
05-23-2012, 02:24 PM
Because my apology was oh so sincere? I like your reference btw, haven't thought about that video in awhile.

Holicaholic
05-23-2012, 03:32 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk up again?

mnju_03
05-23-2012, 03:34 PM
Did you two come together? No? Would you like to?

jobadass
05-23-2012, 03:36 PM
Do you like apples? I'm gonna take you back to my place and bang the sht out of you. How you like them apples?

mnju_03
05-23-2012, 03:37 PM
Do you like apples? I'm gonna take you back to my place and bang the sht out of you. How you like them apples?


Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd banned.

jobadass
05-23-2012, 03:37 PM
all apologies to my momma too. Earlier thread was closed by the time I got home from work

jobadass
05-23-2012, 03:38 PM
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd banned.
See you on the next one Francis:)

mnju_03
05-23-2012, 03:39 PM
See you on the next one Francis:)

That's what she said.

Tramp Stamp
05-23-2012, 03:56 PM
Your chest reminds me of my mother's after her plastic surgery.

jobadass
05-23-2012, 04:01 PM
Your chest reminds me of my mother's after her plastic surgery.
Dude, that one ALWAYS works.

Joeycool
05-23-2012, 05:17 PM
I've lost my phone number, please can I have yours?

jobadass
05-23-2012, 05:47 PM
I've lost my phone number, please can I have yours?
So reminds me of; excuse me. I'm lost. can you give me directions to your place?

Dipstik
05-23-2012, 05:58 PM
Back in college I had to talk to a friend of mine quick, but she was in the middle of a conversation with some chick whining about how there were no good men at the school. I cut in with "hi, I'm (name), chronically single. Nice to meet you."

We're married now.

jobadass
05-23-2012, 06:06 PM
Back in college I had to talk to a friend of mine quick, but she was in the middle of a conversation with some chick whining about how there were no good men at the school. I cut in with "hi, I'm (name), chronically single. Nice to meet you."

We're married now.
So your friend's friend had a valid point?
I guess she just gave up:)