Worst Pickup Line.......

[upsman_17]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this event and end prize are a little "ho-hum" for me, soooo....let's liven up this place a bit today. Post your worst pickup line......or maybe you consider it your best, if a slap or a blank stare is your aim. I'll start off:

"You're a lot prettier than the girl that has a restraining order out against me."

[Max Power]

Lick your finger and touch her sleeve. Then say, James Bond style, "Let's get out of these wet clothes"

[crybaby]

Are your feet tired? Cause you been running threw my mind all nite!<<<< true story guys lol

[Dipstik]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[BOS]

Do you want to see something swell?

[Dravak]

I am everybodies type , sadly you ain't mine ... that always works wonders ...

Just why they keep coming back , don't ask me :p

[Jill]

Reply to a bad pick up line.... "you look like Richard Gere" long pause "and I don't like him either"

[Gaming Will]

"Baby, you should be an elevator"
"And why is that?"
"Because you can go up and down this all night long"
"Too bad it's out of service". *tasers him*

[jaywalker]

They call me the onion, when they see my **** they start crying.

[Max Power]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I like this one.

[sexkitteh]

Your face.... I like that sh1t....

[upsman_17]

Lick your finger and touch her sleeve. Then say, James Bond style, "Let's get out of these wet clothes"


Does this smell like chloroform to you?


Do you want to see something swell?


They call me the onion, when they see my **** they start crying.


LOL! The creepier, the better. Max, yours is creepy but still workable. With the right chick with a good sense of humor....that COULD actually work to break the ice.

Here's a couple more:

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."


"Hi there", (look her up and down) "You'll do."

[joaquim]

This is for when you and someone else come across 2 people having a bitter arguement and you want to have nothing to do with it.

Lets act like hockey players and get the puck out of here.

[Fig Oni]

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.

These are some funny ones

[Luciferianism]

Excuse me but I couldn't help noticing you have awesome breasts, I'm (insert name here).

[BOS]

You're pretty cute for a fat chick.

[Dravak]

You're pretty cute for a fat chick.


ROFL LMAO you know how often I heard that one in real life Lmao ....

[upsman_17]

You're pretty cute for a fat chick.


I would LOVE to witness someone saying that one and the ensuing fat girl rampage that would follow.



"Have you ever seen the back of a van before?"

and

"What are you doing tonight? There's this movie I want to see and mother said I couldn't go by myself."

[Paulio]

Do you wanna 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one.

[Dravak]

I would LOVE to witness someone saying that one and the ensuing fat girl rampage that would follow.


Oh it is a mess , usually some drunk guy finally got enough courage , then he usually get a glass of beer water coke whatever in reach thrown into his face , and the hot chick friend , usually kicking the the guy in the nut or elbowing him :p

They always come in a pair lol . hot and wingwoman ;)

[Uberdork]

"Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"

"Can I push your stool in?"

[jaywalker]

Oh it is a mess , usually some drunk guy finally got enough courage , then he usually get a glass of beer water coke whatever in reach thrown into his face , and the hot chick friend , usually kicking the the guy in the nut or elbowing him :p

They always come in a pair lol . hot and wingwoman ;)

Hot and cockblock that hates her life.

Those clothes will look better on my floor tomorrow morning.

[Dravak]

Hot and cockblock that hates her life.

Those clothes will look better on my floor tomorrow morning.

Spoken like a true man ;) Fizzle if you are around you beter comment :p

Nah lets drop it , before we take the scurvy jokes too far ;)

[Fig Oni]

Let get back on topic

Worst pick up line

Hi, My name is Crime City Mark.

[upsman_17]

"You know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES."


"Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? "

[Paulio]

Do you live on a farm? 'cause you sure know how to raise c*cks

[upsman_17]

Let get back on topic

Worst pick up line

Hi, My name is Crime City Mark.

LOL! Hey now, you're gonna get my thread closed.

[BOS]

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

"From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too."

[upsman_17]

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

"From across the bar you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too."


Damn, you gotta lot of fat girl pickup lines, have you per chance gone out "hoggin" lately? Not that there's anything wrong with that....fat chicks try harder. Just remember, fat girls are like a moped, fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you on them.

[BOS]

....fat chicks try harder. Just remember, fat girls are like a moped, fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you on them.

No "hoggin" lately, lol... Fat jokes are just funny to me, the dryer/darker, the funnier!

[kykboxr]

Nice shoes, let's ****!

[Fig Oni]

Hey my girlfriend thinks your really hot.

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

[upsman_17]

"Hi, my name is ________, but my friends call me Rufey. Can I buy you a drink?"

[blondealex]

I'll bet you looked good 20 pounds ago, but even better 10 beers from now.

You look good from a distance, this is not that distance

[Crime City Mark]

Eh, no. This isn't going to fly.