Top Ten ways you know you spend too much time playing CrimeCity

[rareay84]

10. When you drive through a new neighborhood, you laugh at how much space some bozo wasted.

9. You wake up at 4am to the glow of your device, only to discover you've burned halfway through your stamina in your sleep.

8. When they foreclosed on your house, you shot off an angry email to Funzio tech support.

7. The phrase "Tramp Stamp" makes you think of a guy, who you wish would come back into your life.

6. You got excited the last time you saw a trailer park, because you figured it was a new building type you couldn't buy until now.

5. Your blood pressure goes up ten points when you see the words "someone explain how defense buildings work".

4. You enjoy making other people's blood pressure go up ten points by starting a thread with those words.

3. You've lent your device to a loved one, but only so they could farm your buildings for you.

2. Your restaurant choices are based on who has the most reliable Wi-Fi.




And the #1 way you know you spend too much time playing CrimeCity:




1. The last time you shot up a laundromat, you got ticked off that a gigantic silver coin didn't bounce out of it.

[nopenopenope]

I like #9 the most, it should be higher :)

[Feng1234]

Hahahahaha classic!

[Sasha54]

I have another one:

When you drive thru your neighbourhood you point out that the churches or office buildings or condos - look just like the ones in CC.......

I actually do that:o

[Bala82]

1. You can't be asked to get a job because you play crime city all day and don't have time for anything else.

[Max Power]

Decent list.

I was pulling the engine out of my old Mustang last night. I had the help of 2 friends. My timer went off, and with greasy hands, I told them to hold on and I went over and collected my 12 hour buildings. I think they think I was responding to a text.

[crybaby]

Your talking to your husband on the phone and you suddenly scream out, "OMFG!" And he leaves work to rush home and see what's wrong, but it was only because someone robbed your highest paid building. LOL

[Nicholost]

Haha. Good list. I el-oh-el-ed a few times. http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/nicklepics/nothing%20of%20use/Emoticons/lol.gif

[Nicholost]

You're in the middle of sex when your timer goes off. You ask your lover to hold on for a minute so you can open an event box.

[Luciferianism]

You're about to kiss your bride but pull your phone out because you just remembered you hadn't opened an event box in a while and your eyes are diverted onto it looking down at your hands while your lips meet and all your wedding photos turned out ****.

[Fricco]

You're in the middle of sex when your timer goes off. You ask your lover to hold on for a minute so you can open an event box.

She screams "oh my guad"
and you think you're doing something right...:p

[Nicholost]

She screams "oh my guad"
and you think you're doing something right...:p

True story.

[Dorian Gray]

Funny stuff. :cool:

When you make sure to turn down the brightness on your iphone before The Avengers starts so you can open a gun case during the movie without drawing too much attention to yourself.

[Sasha54]

Well - right now I'm pretending to work - but really doing TL goals..........:cool:

[Gaming Will]

When instead of a newspaper, you take your ipad into the bathroom with you.

[dudeman]

You're in the middle of sex when your timer goes off. You slow down a bit but don't stop, and without asking your lover to hold on for a minute you collect your money buildings and then proceed to open an event box.

Fixed :cool: lol

[AppleMacGuy]

Your 10 year son asks you for advice on the next building upgrade...:D (true fact)

[Nicholost]

Fixed :cool: lol

Clearly you're more of a pro at this than I am. :D

[Strawberry Cough]

When you make sure to turn down the brightness on your iphone before The Avengers starts so you can open a gun case during the movie without drawing too much attention to yourself.

haha, I just did that last weekend. Avengers is a long movie.

[Burn]

When you quietly follow your wife around the house waiting for her to open her purse. When she does, you pounce on her, hit her 10 times in quick succession, steal all of her money, and then use her lipstick to write RAT TAX on her forehead.

[Sasha54]

Decent list.

I was pulling the engine out of my old Mustang last night. I had the help of 2 friends. My timer went off, and with greasy hands, I told them to hold on and I went over and collected my 12 hour buildings. I think they think I was responding to a text.

off topic - but what year is it?

I have a newer one - but they're all good IMO

[Sasha54]

When instead of a newspaper, you take your ipad into the bathroom with you.

that is sad - but my hubby does it every day - and I'm yelling - " where the f are you!"

[nopenopenope]

When you quietly follow your wife around the house waiting for her to open her purse. When she does, you pounce on her, hit her 10 times in quick succession, steal all of her money, and then use her lipstick to write RAT TAX on her forehead.

funny stuff!