Never Ending CC Story!

[G Wiz]

So the object of the game is to keep adding one liners or brief sentences as best as you can to keep this story rolling. All you have to do is add off of a previous post!

*Foreseeing chaos*

I'll start first.

This morning I woke up to a notification that said "Alex played with fire and got burned. Add insult to injury?" so I....

[Nudie]

put on my heart shape boxers and started trimming my toenails...

[Synergy]

...then I start feeling that acid I ate earlier kickin in and decide to get naked....

[Murda]

And rub one out, then I realized I had missed my art box opening........

[G Wiz]

Desperate, I paid 15 gold to reset the timer...

[Nudie]

and ended up with another "better luck next time bwahahahahhhaaaaa", so I fling my i[phone out the window...

[Gaming Will]

And into the pool. Then I panic and jump in the ice cold water (naked) after the phone. I put it in a bag of rice, and panic again because I now had 57 minutes to find a new phone, contact Funzio support to transfer my account!

[Fricco]

realizing it was the weekend i figured i could afford to miss a few hours of the event cause after all it is a WEAK long event, on monday morning i proceeded to...

[iteachem]

Ask for advice on the forum, but it was flooded with spam so I.......

[Steve0]

Call in sick to finish the event to hope for 9 so i...

[Boom]

Dang spam..

[Steve0]

Mmm tasty, need Burn to light up dWnPxZiG for being a tool,

[G Wiz]

...but realizing it was a cheap knock-off, I decided to vent my frustration on this noob in my newsfeed and realized...

[Steve0]

Hes to beat up, but has....

[Gaming Will]

1000 napalm's

[Nudie]

so in frustration I write some naughty stuff on tinkie's wall...

[Jill]

and she replied in kind, afterwards I ....

[Bruiser]

Scrolled through my news feed only to find...

[G Wiz]

...that the guy I always used to rob was pushed off of my feed because of someone trying to rob my baited loft

[Jill]

I dont always drink beer, but when I do, this really made me ...

[Gaming Will]

Rob G-wiz's Loft, only to find out it was a laundromat! Jeez, I did my clothes last month? But some whore stole them...

[Jill]

so wearing Nudie's heart shaped boxers I decided to.....

[Ghost818]

...go the my neighbors house cause shes been spying on me lately when I change through my window...

[Jill]

she took one look at me ..... and burst out laughing ..... again

[i need muney]

Then I got the Devil's Take Down....after stepping on a box full of kittens...

[G Wiz]

causing me to fall in slow motion towards...

[Steve0]

The sewer ponds, down by the....

[Ghost818]

rats...little did I know the rat catchers were exterminating them one by one...

[G Wiz]

...Leaving a long trail of death coming from funzio HQ where I heard they have nice smoothies, when suddenly...

[Ghost818]

CCM hears me frantically banging his door so he can save me from the wretched Rat Catchers and....

[i need muney]

I stepped on a box full of kittens....again!

[Nudie]

so I write some naughty stuff on Jil's wall instead...

[Ghost818]

...but she deceived me and handed me over to the Rat Catchers and they...

[Jill]

told me the secrets of destroying the 499er's ...

[G Wiz]

...where I found out that Madhatter is actually the brother of CC mark...

[Jill]

Ram was the evil half brother of the godess LFizzle

[i need muney]

... and then, out of nowhere, came mnju_03 and Dreno33 storming in on their '08 Honda cbr600's equipped with their m4s tearing through Santa's hood...
Santa was eating kittens with his three wife's dressed like....

[Nudie]

nudie in heart shape boxers...

[Ghost818]

and the rat catchers caught up to them and said

[Jill]

whos first for the Clowning Glory, afterwards ....

[Jazz]

...they all had a party in G Wiz's Nightclub... After the party...

[Jill]

... feeling a little hungover ......

[Ghost818]

...they forgot were they were, so they pretended they were birds and...

[Jazz]

...they forgot were they were, so they pretended they were birds and...

...decided to jump off the roof of a bodyguard tower without a parachute. Luckily...

[moparland]

There was a noob below them on his droid posting his code on the forum hopin people would add him that broke their fall, then...

[Jill]

I woke up to a notification that said "Alex played with fire and got burned. Add insult to injury?" .... Who is this Alex?

[G Wiz]

...So I googled the word Alex and uncovered an NWO plot that initiated its members through name changes; starting with a city of crime...

[Gaming Will]

That started with Deli's and laundromats, only to be pushed into nightclubs and gentleman's clubs!

[Fig Oni]

That's was one strange dream, I started remote viewing my rivals hoods to see if there building were keeping any weapons of rat destruction, to my amazement...

[Jill]

In a warehouse that seemed to have 7 levels ....

[Ghost818]

I walked in and was surrounded by ghosts, foxes, clowns, dogs, cars, women, clowns, doctors and nose pickers! then i thought to myself...

[Fig Oni]

That Mighty Rat King is my brother, before anyone see the resemblance I better....

[Ghost818]

try to loot one of these ghost's invisibility cloaks before they put cuff me with these things called babytway handcuffs, so then I....

[Gaming Will]

Go hide in a pizza or tattoo parlor, when I ran into

[Jill]

Took out my Bruiser 2 iron....

[Fig Oni]

like a lion in zion only to get caught up by a cheetah..

[Jill]

a cheetah called Alex

[Fig Oni]

he pull out a ghost invisibility cloak, before I can put the babytway handcuffs on him he..

[Ghost818]

sees a unicorn and wants to play leapfrog, but then...

[Jill]

Counter sniper appeared, snarl on his face ...

[Fig Oni]

The army are planing to give me bionic limbs, seem like I've been on the waiting list forever

[Ghost818]

but then we heard gunshots and someone attempting to speak english with very bad grammar, we knew that had to be... (I hope you get who is on my mind)

[Fig Oni]

"Mi inglish iz vary gud" he replies from a distant. "inglish iz mi muthur tungue" "lest hav hay speling bei"

[Gaming Will]

So I left the spelling bee and headed to Empire City in search of the Double Decker...

[Fig Oni]

Sue Pine notice I had a wad of cash & gold, her eye's hypnotize me, I follow her like a lost puppy to the red light district..

[G Wiz]

...But being dazed as I was, I mistakenly thought her to be Leila, so that caused...

[Fig Oni]

A full blown fight between Cherry & Sue, as Leila did a yippie dance with a cool guy called J...

[G Wiz]

...Who doesn't know that a leaked video of him dancing got on to youtube. Now...

[Jazz]

...Who doesn't know that a leaked video of him dancing got on to youtube. Now...

...he decides to watch the Manchester City v. Manchester United match with Jazz. Suddenly...

[Jazz]

...he decides to watch the Manchester City v. Manchester United match with Jazz. Suddenly...

...Vincent Kompany scores!!!!!!!!!!!! Manchester City is up 1-0! They decide to celebrate by...

[Fig Oni]

Andre Mariiner pull out a hardened shotgun instead of a yellow card and tell the player to get out his hood them art crates are more important to defend than this game...

[Ghost818]

Andre Mariiner looses his cool and attacks the referee but...

[Gaming Will]

calls in a search for rare lobsters! And then Fizzle, buts in...

[Murda]

and says "is this really waht you guys have resorted to on the forums?, I am so......."

[G Wiz]

...says one of his famous one liners "I guess she was thankful for all the fish". But that was before...

[Amber_]

...decides to take off all his clothes and streak around the field to interrupt the fight, when he suddenly hears fizzle voice in the speakers, screaming..

[Ghost818]

I thought we banished you how in the world did you get back here, but before she could finish, TS...

[Fig Oni]

gets transported into kingdom age, while there he meets a friendly ghost who has a pet dragon who breaths fire on...

[Ghost818]

Those who mess with his minions, but Funzio saw an imbalance in his Kingdom so they...

[G Wiz]

...Nuked the dragon into a harmless pet lizard. It's too bad that...

[Fig Oni]

I skinned him alive and made a lizard skin purse, with my self made prize i make my way to...

[Jill]

... The junkyard after receiving information from ....

[Fig Oni]

a rare monster, I picked up a worn out G Wiz with very high mileage, only to break down 2 miles later in...

[Jazz]

a rare monster, I picked up a worn out G Wiz with very high mileage, only to break down 2 miles later in...

...a corn field in Nebraska. Suddenly...

[Fig Oni]

I heard a roar of a tyrannosaurus rex but to my surprise it was a tiny little...

[Gaming Will]

minion of Ghost's who stole the invisibility cloak to...

[Fig Oni]

Sell it to the pied piper so he can rid crime city of....

[Jazz]

...all the cheaters and glitchers and 499ers and Alex's... He decided to...

[Fig Oni]

play techno on his flute, causing one hell of a rave all of a sudden someone tweets the location & now...

[Jazz]

...he is kicked in the balls by...

[Fig Oni]

a unicorn, who was a evil outcast of the care bear cousins intent on finding ...

[Jazz]

...peace, love, and happiness. Sadly, the unicorns and care bears...

[Fig Oni]

got put in the washing machine on a spin cycle, high on washing powder they make a plan to..

[Steve0]

Take over CC, with....

[Fig Oni]

cardboard cutouts of real M4's fitted on enhanced motorbike looking for ...

[Jazz]

...a hammer that they happened to farm at canal street. Luckily, their devious plan was foiled by...

[Ghost818]

Ma Sheng he hit them in the head with his Reinforced Tonfa till....

[Jazz]

...they agreed to give them all their...

[Gaming Will]

boxing shorts, butterfly knives, and ski masks. When they refused...

[Jazz]

...he decided to have a beer and ended up completely forgetting about the incident... Nearby...

[Fig Oni]

I found a rare painting on the bottom it said if found please return property of ....

[Boom]

"I just got shot by a pistol!!!" And I'm bleeding so I did.............

[Gaming Will]

Will because he's having a panic attack searching for that #10. He went crazy...

[G Wiz]

...because he knows what you did last summer, but that didn't stop his diabolical...

[Maniaxe]

....plans to steal the last painting from a poor soul who knew nothing about what.....

[Fig Oni]

made van gogh cut his ear off, only that the painting was worth a few ....

[G Wiz]

...In game jets, but its pocket change for me because my income with my 2 lvl 10 laundromats is a staggering...

[Fig Oni]

amount that within a week I had more money than there was gold in the federal reserve, only for me to no bank ....

[Gaming Will]

and build a warehouse to level 7, defeat some random loser, win 10 consecutive fights only to fall off...

[Jill]

.. the top of The Palm hotel to fall into ....

[Gaming Will]

a waterfountain full of cheaters. Then CC Mark and Fizzle abruptly shut that down, so now I....

[Fig Oni]

am in agony, why did I put my finger in the piranha tank somebody call .....

[Pekersss]

... Four one one! Nothing is guaranteed. Yet I still had some fun and..

[Gaming Will]

the CC police (Mark or Fizzle) because I'm in a world of sh** but GWiz is here too. Now we run...

[G Wiz]

...So far that I lost my wireless range and now I face certain stalkation of my taverns that have the weirdest collection time. But theres no need to fear...

[Gaming Will]

because Fig Oni is here too! So we hit the nightclub and threw a couple back...

[Jill]

.... off their seats and sit down at the bar, just before ...

[Fig Oni]

I could order a drink a guy walks by and snatch a bottle and shouts ...

[G Wiz]

...It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut-butter jelly-peanut-butter jelly wit a baseball bat. Sadly though, after realizing he was not a banana, nor drunk enough...

[Gaming Will]

We all walked to an abandoned building and started a Rave. Started seeing...

[Pekersss]

...nightclubs so thought we would go there; however...

[Nudie]

... the end is near, the end is near, so please everyone let's.....

[Ghost818]

...get ready for the Ides of March however...

[Jill]

.. before we doing anything else, lets write something naughty on Nudies wall.....

[G Wiz]

...asterisk, ampersand, exclamation point, percentage, number sign. In hindsight, I pondered how long it would take before I get ba...

[Nudie]

..ba baaaa baaaa baaaa......

[Jazz]

...Chuckled the talking llama... "I must be dreaming..." said...

[Jill]

...Burn, the Matrix, seems balanced again. Suddenly ......

[Ghost818]

A bolt of lightening flys down from the sky, little did we know we pissed off CCM and...

[Gaming Will]

He banned everyone in this thread for wasting his time. Then a pimped out...

[moparland]

Turbo viper pulled up to my movie theatre and out stepped.....

[G Wiz]

...a 5 legged gigantic midget donkey, sporting the Brand-New-Edition of Crime City called...

[Jill]

..Cheaters Never Win, but the back page caught my eye, it read .....

[Ghost818]

...Big Brother is watching...so then...

[Jill]

.... My phone rang "see me at the brownstone, I have something to tell you and it's important" said .....

[G Wiz]

...the the deeply rasped voice. Shaken and disturbed, I proceeded to farm a devilish taxi so my liscense and identity could not be traced. Next I pulled out my very big and long...

[Gaming Will]

"spinal tap" and slung it at a rare purple lobster. Then 2 blocks away I notice....

[sexkitteh]

... I noticed I completely skipped the first 14 pages of the story, so maybe I should relax for a moment and ponder on the silly charades I've done over the past few days before...

[Ghost818]

...I noticed the rainbow colored signature... but before I could finish reading it, a...

[Ramshutu]

.... A slightly irate midget hit me in the face with a haddock before.....

[moparland]

I could explain to him that i wasnt eyein his girl, after i recovered i went to.....

[G Wiz]

...visit plux's hood to gain some inspiration and motivation, needless to say I made it all worse because...

[Jazz]

...I caught the attention of pluxfan2, pluxfan3, and pluxfan4 who proceeded to beat the $%#* out of me and my...

[sexkitteh]

cookie!!!! now I have a crumbled cookie and I can't...

[Fig Oni]

become a girl scout & win a barbie doll, I plan to eat the crumbs & end up selling the

[sexkitteh]

crack in a different neighborhood, because they aren't very...

[G Wiz]

...bright and I figured I can make a hell of a lot more cash, so I opened the maps section and clicked...

[Gaming Will]

on Empire City Airport, in search of the dern LOBSTERS, mobsters, or monsters!!! Then I looked up and saw...

[Jazz]

on Empire City Airport, in search of the dern LOBSTERS, mobsters, or monsters!!! Then I looked up and saw...

...a rainbow unicorn which happened to be eating...

[Fig Oni]

away in his mind, thought of how he would ever become known as ...

[Jazz]

...Pepe the...

[Jill]

..... roof over my head in order to have one last drink at the Rock Cafe, I arrived late ......

[Jazz]

...and ended up partying at the Club District until 3:00 in the morning. After sleeping through my hangover I decided to...

[G Wiz]

...enroll in a kickboxing aerobics class, because the bulge in my gut made me feel like I didn't bring sexy back.

So I entered the door with great...

[moparland]

Fanfare in slow motion and then i stop in my tracks when i see who the instructor is, none other than....

[Fig Oni]

a hologram of my father wearing his pink pajamas, I new this was one cruel joke instead I ....

[G Wiz]

...changed my name to leonardo dicaprio, pulled out my top and let it spin...it was the only way to know if I...

[Gaming Will]

Was in my own dream or was I ...

[Jill]

.... really standing beside the real JoeyCool. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I witness .....

[Fig Oni]

a suspicious parcel in my post box, on the top it said peanut butter jelly time. Coming from the parcel a foul smell of ....

[Jill]

..... death .....

[G Wiz]

...I was too uphauled. I thought to myself, what 7th alphabet having name of a fool would send me this parcel? I got so upset I just...

[Jill]

..scratched my head, thinking if I was Nudie, I would be scratching my butt. But then something else entered my mind, something that made my skin crawl......

[moparland]

I was thinking about upgrading my phone and what if i transfer my crime city and lose my character that ive spnet so much time and money on, i knew what i had to do, so i.....

[Jill]

.... called, the ghost busters .......

[moparland]

satisfied that i got my cc transfered and a slimey green kiss from Slimer i set off out the door....

[Jazz]

...in search of a car to jack. When I arrived at...

[Jill]

... crematorium I soon discovered that things were hotting up, so I .......

[Fig Oni]

ignored the text message warning me that .....

[moparland]

My life insurance policy was about to lapse and charge through the door.....

[Fig Oni]

of the a cremation chamber I find a diamond, an emerald, a contraband, a diamond pendant, a credit card & a rare art only for me ....

[sexkitteh]

...But I was so highhhhhh that it was just sticks and stones so I started laughing uncontrollably and dropping rhymes and looking back at all these wicked crimes I committed but was omitted so I run loose on the streets popping caps in my peeps
trying to find the next big fee so I can earn me some RP... then all of a sudden...

[Jill]

I thought I was reading War and Peace, never ending, but I decided to go onwards and upwards to the ....

[mnju_03]

I have a belly button.

[Jill]

Which began to unravel when I was on my bike, riding to the highway to hell .....

[Max Power]

....into my head popped jet packs. I remember, we were promised jet packs. Where are the......

[moparland]

After cleaning the lent out of my belly button i head back to my loft for a relaxing....

[G Wiz]

...belly button, jetpacked massage cleaning. Initially, I thought this sounded a bit too dangerous, but then I looked at my avatar and screen name and thought, "I'm friggin Max Power", "I'm over 9,000...I ain't afraid of no jet packed belly button cleaning". So I made the first move...

[sexkitteh]

... and shoved it right in! boy... was that ever a...

[Gaming Will]

...A wild trip? I just wasted some dude in the back alley, only to find out it was Fig's mother. So I go into hiding...

[Jazz]

...in a brightly lit room. Realizing my mistake, I decide to...

[Fig Oni]

turn on the disco lights, but before my arm reached to turn on the switch ....

[erik]

...it was roughly twisted behind my back by Xclusiv who demanded to know if I was really a man. I shouted...

[Fig Oni]

Hi Honey I'm home now get up and do my ironing, I pull the scratcher ticket to see if I had ...

[G Wiz]

...A lobster, but it was just another "sorry, try using a quarter to scratch off the seal next time" message. The only 4 lettered word that came to my mind was...

[Gaming Will]

......Luck. Which I haven't any lately, so I stay up for...

[erik]

all night Storage Wars Marathons. I can't believe they found a ...

[G Wiz]

...limited edition, holographic, number 1, gold plated, signed CCMark special attack card. Its attributes included...

[Fig Oni]

free skinny dipping written on a secret document offering 30% faster drowning time. It seem good until I read the small print saying ...

[G Wiz]

..."He's falling for it, he's falling for it, I can't believe he is falling for it". I could not begin to...

[erik]

...drink the entire gallon of prune juice because the cap was on to tight. So I grabbed the economy sized...

[Gaming Will]

...um slippers. Yea, that's it slippers. And then I played leap frog with a unicorn, drank a beer with G-wiz, drooled on a car with Jazz, and demanded respect from Erik.... Now I'm...

[G Wiz]

...Severely over powered because I have just unlocked a forum easter egg...

[Gaming Will]

Damn and I chose to scramble that thing... Now I can't...

[Fig Oni]

be kung fu fighting, fast as lightning, a little bit exciting, with expert timing so I toasted ....

[Paulio]

...some bread and joined Gaming Will for some scrambled Easter eggs and...

[Fig Oni]

life was smoother then rusty razor. So now it was time to ask for a ...

[Ghost818]

..way to become one of almighty Ghost's Minions...after some searching I found out the instructions are...

[Fig Oni]

not available if you google it, to my surprise it was a recipe for ghost mini onions fried in ....

[Lizengar]

Olive oil and spicy chilli sauce. What is lacking is the catalyst ingredient which no one has yet to identify. However...

[Ghost818]

..the almighty Tyrant Ghost stumbles upon the instructions while reminiscing about Swifty the fox...quoted by the Tyrant Ghost himself,
Go through the Ghost Realm, which I rule as a Tyrant. Make a left after walking 20 cubic meters, then yell TIMBER! and a tree stump will fall from the sky right before your feet, and on the tree stump will be a form to fill out. Fill it out and come back within 3-5 business days for it to be valid. Once you are back click the heels of your shoes together 3 times and the tree stump will deliver the form to me. You will be notified if you are recruited or not. when I read this, I...

[Fig Oni]

ask the fig for approval which he angrily denies until .....

[Lizengar]

L Fizzle does an Opera rendition of "My heart will go on"...to which... (sorry, couldn't resist)

[Fig Oni]

I start beatboxing in turn causing a rift in the solar system and opening up a .....

[Ghost818]

vortex that is supposed to absorb all the suns energy then release it into....

[Nudie]

my navel which reeks of...

[Fig Oni]

tabasco sauce, that the hot mexican mama pour over me while my hands were ....

[erik]

...clubbing a baby seal and...

[CounterSniper]

laughing maniacally like the joker fella from that bat movie but...

[G Wiz]

...was it something quite -- so -- serious? I tried my hardest to refrain from cliche-ing around but I just couldn't help myself...

[Ghost818]

from gargling with water mixed with cigarette ash...it was rather...

[G Wiz]

...Dan rather to be exact. Yes, the way the ashy water swished around my mouth took me back to a trip down memory lane where I met this ole' chap...

[Ghost818]

...named Weston, this lad Weston was a...

[Jill]

... a school friend and a big bully, so I introduced him to .....

[sexkitteh]

town and collect from my bookie... on the way there I got caught in a drive by shooting.

I'm now dead.

I'm now.... a ghost...

I'm now...

[G Wiz]

...In Professor X's lab. There I saw 2 men of identical builds. "Which one do I shoot!?", I said. "How do I know which one is the real X?" One of them shouted, "I'm the real one because my hood has a lot of gold stuff!!!" So I shot...

[Ghost818]

"the real X" but he was a hologram like my friend pac, so Ghost found me and...

[sexkitteh]

we became ghost buddies and sailed off into the...

[Ghost818]

Caribbean to meat up with Dr Wiz, he was going to...

[G Wiz]

...Get you guys wasted on some of his homeade pirate rum and show you how life ought to be experienced. Maybe I'll even show you where the locals...

[Ghost818]

have some fun, so on the way there G Wiz, Ghost and Sexkitteh encountered...

[G Wiz]

...A mermaid that promised to gives us 3 wishes. Ghost made the first one and wished for...

[Fig Oni]

G Wiz to make the first wish, as Ghost was undecided & unwittingly used up a wish. So G Wiz wishes for ....

[moparland]

A necklace made of smartees...sexkitteh then wished for....

[G Wiz]

...2 more wishes because the first two were ruined. This caused the mermaid to have a massive stroke, angering her father King trident and jealous ex-boyfriend aquaman. The only thing left now was for...

[sexkitteh]

this story is ****ed up...

a) I (not literally I) died... remember the drive by? and somehow I (literally I) wound up in the story...

b)... actually that was b...

[Fig Oni]

us to summon her new boyfriend spongebob, on seeing aquaman giving her gill to gill resuscitation ....

[Ghost818]

us to summon her new boyfriend spongebob, on seeing aquaman giving her gill to gill resuscitation ....
Then out of no where King Trident told his best friend Zeus to hurl a lightning bold at sexkitteh because she felt suicidal, and died...

[Fig Oni]

now she had 7 lives left. Hades unbeknown to him, that the kitten had 9 lives sends out cerberus to .....

[Ghost818]

Raid peoples Kingdoms in Kingdom Age!...But Zeus countered with...

[Fig Oni]

his lightning nunchucks, accidentally knocking himself out into a coma, centuries later ...

[Ghost818]

when people can fly, they lose power and things go back to 2012 while Hades is still angry he...

[Fig Oni]

go into in underworld kitchen and start finishing washing the dirty dishes, whilst looking for the dishcloth he finds ....

[G Wiz]

...A strand of long, red hair. He thought to himself, "but my wife is a blonde?". Breaking the plate in his hand, Zeus...

[Fig Oni]

calls forth athena & apollo who were both wearing hearing aids and using zimmerframes to zeus's surprise.
I father of the heavens command you to colour your hairs ....

[Lizengar]

To that of the dirty, sexy maiden...which would be a filthy blonde! Now go forth and...

[Ghost818]

and find Aphrodite so she can have Aeneas and the Romans will be born!...while searching for Aphrodite...

[Paulio]

and find Aphrodite so she can have Aeneas and the Romans will be born!...while searching for Aphrodite...

they realized that they first must find themselves, so they checked into rehab where they ran into...

[Fig Oni]

Aphrodite long lost son Aphro Samurai come along and tell them father was number 1 but justice number 2 killed him, I want you to train me in the art of ....

[Burn]

...talking like Dravak . So you can then venture forth, armed only with rusted versions of once great weapons ....

[Fig Oni]

if you were the size of a dwarf, now while going over the keyboard manta a bright light came forth blinding my grammar.
I was now ready for ....

[Burn]

...gnipyt sdrawkcab, which in turn will lead to the ability to reverse time itself, and thus return to the joyous days of...

[Fig Oni]

the bronze age, this typing sdrawkcab malarkey was getting difficult using stone keyboards my fingers were start to form a layer of protective .....

[Burn]

...Gentlemans relish, pronhub has much to answer for, Fig was grateful he discovered Crime City in time to save himself from a life of...

[Fig Oni]

rearing unicorns, teaching them how to play leapfrog. Life couldn't of been much safer, until out of blues ....

[Jill]

.... Dressed in a pair of heart shaped boxers, Nudie said ...

[G Wiz]

..."Boy people sure like my boxers", "maybe they will also like my..."

[Ghost818]

plan to overthrow the king of the....

[Burn]

...wild frontier. He was no General Custer, but he sure knew those Indians were going to be the...

[Lizengar]

King of the world. So they decided to find an alternative solution to this by...